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13306 No. 13306 ID: 1f2692

Welp... i went for a jive on the town and a thought occured to me... i haven't been performing daily acts of evil like i used to...

so i decided i should kick something today

i haven't kicked a puppy in a long while, which is evil and gratifying in itself

but i also have seen a couple pony quests lately, so i need to express my opinion in these terms also

but which to kick... i couldn't decide, so i kicked both

has anyone ever found themselves being undecided lately? it doesn't have to be evil, i'm just an ass
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No. 19896 ID: becb83

damnit, i'm not getting anywhere with this flash hunting. The site keeps plugging this cs 5 pro shit and it's not even letting anyone look at the older versions. Honestly i don't have 7hundred to just throw away on something that i'm only going to use for a little bit.

Does anyone have any idea how i can get this flash thing for much cheaper- say free if possible?
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No. 19899 ID: 456276

>>19892
Welp, that seems reasonable. I retract my statement about it being heartless and my opinion being much worse if you were telling the truth, I was getting on my high horse and didn't really consider that you might actually be telling the truth.

My belief that I knew or could summarize how everyone feels who have had someone they know die was silly of me. I also don't believe people should feel bad that they don't feel miserable over someone's death. If you're treating her situation appropriately with her parents and friends, making little quips about it on the internet doesn't make you some horrible person like my post made it out to be (though most families wouldn't be happy about it if it was found out).

I'm not just saying that to make up for accusing you or anything, I actually like black humor myself and don't agree with the whole 'making jokes about death devalues human life' that I seemed to suddenly support when it went along with my argument.

So forget about all that and answer me this question: DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE BABY THAT HAD TO BE ABORTED TWICE?
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No. 19900 ID: 7a3a6b
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19900

>>19896

You're utterly senseless to even consider spending the exorbitant, and could I even say 'pretentious' price that is charged for such software. Especially for a small-time hobbyist or dabbler such as you or me. If you are part of a legitimate business on the other hand, that is another matter.
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No. 19901 ID: becb83

>>19899
no, i didn't hear that one... i try not to go too deep into the dark, ya know... but sometimes life and death seems funny so ya gotta laugh it off sometimes.

>>19900
ah, this thing, this thing that you are doing there. It i do see, it had to pound it's way into my thick skull, but yes... I do believe I see it. that's right, i see what you did there...

okay, truthfully i dont... piratebay? still squeemish on it.
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No. 19903 ID: 7a3a6b
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19903

>>19901

Tell me why.
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No. 19904 ID: e59bb4

>>19899
IT WAS TWINS!
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No. 19905 ID: e59bb4
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19905

>>19904
*BAMUMP TISH*
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No. 19906 ID: becb83
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19906

>>19903
i have nothing against piratebay, but i'm just not smart enough to know what to do about things if i download it wrong or it messes up.
I've read some of the comments on the site and it seems that the downloads aren't completely flawless.

>>19904
>>19905
You classy sunuvagun
<pic totally related
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No. 19907 ID: 7a3a6b
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19907

>>19906

Such is the price of freedom.
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No. 19908 ID: becb83
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19908

>>19907
so, you want i have to bring my comp back to the shop to get it repaired again?
man, no way.... i'll probably try it one of these days, but at the moment, no.
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No. 19909 ID: 7a3a6b
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19909

>>19908

Fine, fine. I guess that's a good enough reason.

For a weakling.
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No. 19913 ID: becb83
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19913

>>19909
it takes more strength not doing it then it does getting all these viruses
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No. 19914 ID: 58e198
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19914

>>19913

Welp, that's fine. That's just fine. I mean, who am I to condescend somebody's right to live in terror of potential computer troubles?
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No. 19915 ID: becb83
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19915

>>19914
Now hold on, i see this thing that you are doing. It's a ploy, one that is clever and still cheap.
Don't think you can trick me with your psycho-babble!
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No. 19916 ID: 58e198
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19916

>>19915

Me? I'm not doing anything. No ploys here. Nope. Just sitting here comfortably and confidently with all my favourite software.

How about you?
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No. 19917 ID: da6823

overlord: suggest a "not so full of virus" site to take pirate software to bamump
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No. 19918 ID: 58e198

>>19917

Pirate software?! Where?! I never even suggested anything of the sort.
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No. 19919 ID: 0d7a83
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19919

Dude, I'd suggest getting Vuze. I've been using it for years and have had no problems. It's easy to check the ratings downloads have got so you can see if its legit. Plus it searches multiple sites at once.
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No. 19937 ID: 496845
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19937

>He doesn't hurry the fuck up and download the shit out of everything before his pussy ass realizes he can't anymore due to SOPA!
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No. 19952 ID: becb83
 

this is what should be the beginning of when it sorta makes sense, but still dosn't
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No. 19953 ID: becb83
 

why can't /quest/ be this crazy?
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No. 19954 ID: becb83
 

honestly wishing /quest/ would become this crazy
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No. 19955 ID: becb83
 

and this one... don't know if there are more or what... i'm looking
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No. 20011 ID: 0a1dbb
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20011

more people talkin about stuff, i don't want to be the only stuff talker here.

Come on peeps, throw some stuff around and sit around the hot pile of stuff. Maybe we can roast some stuff on an open stuff!

Whattaya say guys, more stuff from y'all?
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No. 20013 ID: 2ae337

Stuff stuff stuffing stuff stuffed stuff.
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No. 20015 ID: 0d7a83
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20015

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No. 20019 ID: 0a1dbb

alright guys, so on irc there be a thing from me

Rizon/#bamump lookit up... and do chat things, if you care. Op goes to whoever is on last before i go to bed
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No. 20021 ID: 0b5e64

Bamump, what's the minimum price for you to eat your own shit? Like, a single, solid log?

What about someone elses?

How much would it cost for you to gargle a mouthful of diarrhoea?
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No. 20022 ID: 0a1dbb

>>20021
if i were the poop gargling type, which i'm not, in a hypothetical sense it might be in the ballpark of maybe 8thousand to 20 thousand dollars

but that's just being all hypothetical and stuff
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No. 20023 ID: 0b5e64
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20023

Okay. Okay. Hm!

How much would it cost for you to gargle diarrhoea mixed with pig semen, naked, in an amphitheater, whose attending audience includes your parents, pets, friends, and anyone else with whom you may have regular contact, all the while you are being whipped by a large, black transvestite man with rainbow coloured hair, calling you 'bitch' every time he lashes you.

How much, huh?
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No. 20024 ID: 0a1dbb
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20024

>>20023
you misunderstand me, overlord, it'd most likely be like this

>gargle happysauce mixed with mayonnaise, birthday suite, in an abandoned garage, whose attending audience includes your farm animals, pets, that greasy guy from kwik trip, and anyone else with whom you may have regular contact, all the while you are being whipped by a Bruno, the mexican drag queen with rainbow dash panties, calling you 'Fluttershy' every time he feeds you jolly ranchers.

see? and the image is animated
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No. 20025 ID: 0b5e64

>>20024

So... is that for free then?
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No. 20026 ID: 0a1dbb
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20026

>>20025
now hold on, you crazy gypsy- five bucks, minimum
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No. 20028 ID: 0d7a83

>>20026
Do you have paypal?
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No. 20040 ID: 938f13
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20040

>>20024

Bamump, that animation is awful. Not nearly epileptic enough.

Fixed version. Seizure warning.
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No. 20059 ID: 0a1dbb
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>>20040
OVERLORD, you do me too much justice... bro
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No. 20122 ID: d12795
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20122

alright bamump, what did we learn today.
>make trips home rather frequently to find out what the heck is going on
>learn to write flippin good stories
>work on table-top system more
>soy milk sucks ass (disgusting stuff)

and what will we impliment in the coming year?
>no more soy milk, no matter if they say it's berry flavored
>no drinking soy milk, at all
>hell, don't even wonder or dream about the nasty flavor
>no more soy milk, no more
>just don't do it
>please, for the sanctity of your well being
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No. 20124 ID: a94a01

>>20122
It's not that disgusting, it taste of hazelnuts
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No. 20134 ID: 1b0f2f

Soy milk tastes like beans. Whatever. Doesn't taste good or bad to me. My favorite soy product is where you take the whole pods boil them 5-10m in salt water then squeeze out the beans with your teeth soon as they cool. MMMMM

Tofu doesn't taste like beans to me. Tofu is scary...
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No. 20167 ID: 365adf

Soy milk is awesome, piss off, mumpface.
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No. 20177 ID: 133e22

The problem with soy milk is that they call it 'milk' and it fails miserably at being milk, as long as your not expecting it to taste like milk it's nice.
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No. 20178 ID: 9c7c3b

I just call it "soy product".

You guys want some SOY PRODUCT?
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No. 20179 ID: d12795
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20179

>>20178
nope, that thar soy stuff just doesn't compare to delicious bear meat.
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No. 20199 ID: d12795
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20199

just need to see if i can still upload images
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No. 20200 ID: d12795

>>20199
now i'm just disappointed in 4chan for not accepting my uploads, boo fourchen, boo
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No. 20201 ID: d2f0c9
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20201

So...

Have you been smart enough to give up smoking yet, or are you still trying to kill yourself?

Also, someone remind me to get more reaction images that aren't just rage, disgust or perversion. Here's a kitten in the mean time.
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No. 20205 ID: 0d7a83
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20205

>>20201
>get more reaction images that aren't just rage, disgust or perversion.

I don't understand, what would you use them to react to?
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No. 20207 ID: d12795
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20207

>>20201
still smoking them death sticks, not like i can't just replace my lungs with cybernetic implants or anything.

Also, remember to get more reaction images that aren't just rage, disgust or perversion.
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No. 20210 ID: ef1bab
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20210

>>20207

God damn it!

>Also, remember to get more reaction images that aren't just rage, disgust or perversion

Thanks.
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No. 21851 ID: 34cbef
 

>>19955
never forget
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