>>8980
Use the pillow as a paint brush.

>>8981
If (when using the pillow as a paintbrush) you can't quite get a sandwich out of it, try for a mural of ethnic cheer.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/03(Sun)19:30 No. 8983 ID: 1b04f1
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>use PILLOW on PAINT

... Sue really sucks at this.

... What the hell is the holdup on that goddamn sandwich, anyway?

>>8983
Verify that Quote is building your sandwich properly.

>>8983
Admire your work.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/03(Sun)19:41 No. 8986 ID: 1b04f1
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>admire WORK

Are you kidding? Sue isn't going to pretend this is some kind of artistic masterpiece. It's a fucking splotch on the wall.

... On the other hand, she did mess up that creepy fucker's wall. Maybe it is a masterpiece of a sort.

>sandwich?

As Sue is about to head toward the kitchen and ask Quote about the sandwich, he suddenly walks in and gives her a disturbing-ass grin.

...

After looking at you for longer than you'd really like him to without saying anything, he finally says he's sorry but he forgot to ask you what did you want on your sandwich.

He doesn't notice the mess on his wall for some reason.

>>8986
You want a delicious deli based sandwich with cheese, meat, lettuce, tomato, and not mayonnaise.

>>8987
>>8986
Better stress that last part.

>>8986
Specify that you want him to clean his hands before he makes this sandwich too. Glare at him whilst you do this.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/03(Sun)20:19 No. 8990 ID: 1b04f1
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>clarify sandwich

"One sandwich, cheese, meat, lettuce, tomato, no mayonnaise. And wash my hands. Gotcha!"

Quote seems to be completely oblivious to Sue's disdain for him.

[Whoops. Got distracted.]

>>8990
When he goes back to the kitchen, sneak up to it and try to watch him make the sandwich so he doesn't do any... funny business.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/03(Sun)20:35 No. 8992 ID: 1b04f1
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>spy on him

... Nothing out of the ordinary here, except he's really deliberate about everything he does. Maybe he's just stupid or something.

>>8992
Go back to couch, wait for sammich.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/03(Sun)21:10 No. 8995 ID: 1b04f1
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>wait

Sue waits.

...

And waits.

>>8995
Check kitchen once more.

Just run out there, yank his pants down, and suck him off.
If you want him to notice you it's the only way.

>>8996
Yes, continue your espionage.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)17:24 No. 9023 ID: e707fd
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When last we left Sue, she was advised to go start spying on Mister-takes-fucking-forever-to-make-a-sandwich.

Let's fucking get to it, then.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)17:33 No. 9024 ID: e707fd
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Sue doesn't even make it three steps before--

Hey, would you look at that. Maybe this guy is just creepy and kind of dumb. It looks like he actually came through with--

[continued!]

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)17:41 No. 9025 ID: e707fd
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"Huzzah!"

What the f-- Oh God dammit. The fucking sandwich was right fucking there...

Sue is going to kick someone's fucking rectangular ass.

[what the hell the guy's a BOX why can't I draw him right]

>>9025
Yell at boxguy.
Order Quote to kick his ass, he seems like he's good at taking orders.

Hit him with the paint pillow and yell at him

>>9025
Shout incomprehensibly and demand a question from god as to why you can't get JUST ONE FUCKING SANDWICH RAARARARHG.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)17:52 No. 9029 ID: e707fd
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[Well, the consensus is RAGE.]

Sue used RAGE!

...

It's not very effective...

>>9029
Order boxguy to get you a sandwich to replace the one you lost!
You don't care how just DO IT.

>>9029
Follow it up by telling quote to kill the box, and rip out its life.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:02 No. 9032 ID: e707fd
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>>9030

Sue asks the box dude to make her a new goddamn sandwich, that son of a bitch.

The box guy holds up his appendages and sadly points out that he doesn't really have the fine motor skills necessary to make a sandwich.

>>9031

Quote seems to be out of commission. He did just get crushed by a giant box, after all.

>>9032
Go in the kitchen and attempt to make a sandwich yourself while Quote is out of it.

>>9033
Don't forget to cuss him out as you leave

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:10 No. 9035 ID: e707fd
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>>9034

The box guy still doesn't seem to understand Sue when she does this.

>>9033

... Sue really wishes it was easier to find things in Quote's kitchen. Trashbags do not a good sandwich make, and that's what half the goddamn cabinets seem to be full of.

>>9035
Whatever, at least we have our sandwich. EAT BACON SANDWICH OF BACON.

that looks like a damn good sandwich. Eat it before anything else can happen

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:19 No. 9038 ID: e707fd
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Sue eats the sandwich.

...

Despite having way too much pork product, this is actually pretty damn good.

PRIMARY OBJECTIVE ACHIEVED!

[So, uh, seriously, guys, I don't really know what to do next.]

>>9038
Check up on Quote.

>>9038
Construct BACONLANCE; wield against BOX GUY and threaten him with FLAMING PORK-RELATED DEATH for the destruction of your last SANDWICH. Hopefully scare PLOT DETAILS out of him.

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/15/bb-video-the-flaming.html

>>9038

>too much pork product

That's HERETICAL.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:29 No. 9042 ID: e707fd
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>construct BACONLANCE

Sue already ate all the bacon. Damn, that looks fucking awesome, too.

Although Sue is pretty sure she wouldn't be able to make the damn thing anyway.

>check on Quote

He looks kind of dead. Or broken. He's not going to move of his own power anytime soon.

>>9042

Quote has been conquered, loot his place.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:40 No. 9044 ID: e707fd
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>>9043

Sue is already carrying so much goddamn useless shit around at this point that she doesn't really want to do this. Unless you have a specific idea of what to search for it's not fucking happening.

>>9044
Just grab some trash bags. Quote has enough of those anyway, he'll never miss them.
Also we can probably just leave the empty can of paint here. And the butter knife (why did we bring that? We have a better knife already).
Also check his pockets for money or interesting stuff.

>>9044
Search for the will to carry more totally not-useless crap.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)18:50 No. 9047 ID: e707fd
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>>9045

Sue ditches the empty PAINT CAN and the BUTTER KNIFE.

She picks up a bunch of TRASH BAGS, and then finds twenty more WEIRD CURRENCY UNITS and a LIGHTER on Quote's person.

The box guy is still looking at her. He looks kind of lost, like he's not really sure what to do at this point.

>>9047
Command Boxguy to carry you to the city. He can be that mode of transportation we needed so badly.

>>9048

[y halo thar Gnome]

The box dude (who is apparently named Balrog? Sue wonders where the fuck you even get that kind of name) says he'd be totally willing to fly you to the city. Because apparently he can fly, despite having the aerodynamic capabilities of a large metal box.

Anyway, Sue should probably figure out where they're going to fly to before they just charge off in some random direction.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/09(Sat)19:46 No. 9052 ID: e707fd
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>>9051

[fixing image]

>>9051
To Misery's, that bitch stole your car, now to pay her back in kind. Also get your car back too.

Drop the VCR, it's useless.
Then, go take CAR back from MISERY.

>>9111
we can pawn it in the city, and buy ourselves a gat, godamn.

[Okay guys really sorry for another contentless bump, but I thought you might want a rudimentary explanation for why this hasn't started again. Basically, since Saturday (the day I intended to get the next bit in), I've come home from college and then proceeded to get sick with God knows what, and it's kind of taken up all of my time and energy.

So, uh, dunno when there'll be another one, but as soon as I stop spending better than half of every day unconscious I promise I'll get back on this; it's certainly not that I haven't got the free time at this point.]

>>9218
Draw anyway.
advicedog.jpg
Amuse us with your fevered imaginings.

>>9219
Is right. The more insane and incoherent anything is, the more fun it'll be.

>>9261
C'mon, Teedash, give us life!

what were we doing again i forgot Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)19:11 No. 9351 ID: 667c91
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[Right!]

So hang on.

What was Sue going to do again?

Uh, eat the sandwich and fall into a coma due to bad mayonnaise?

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)19:19 No. 9353 ID: 667c91
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>>9352

Sue already ate the sandwich, remember? And she was just napping due to lack of instructions, anyway. Nice try though.

>>9353
Sue was going to go to Misery's place and steal her car back!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)20:29 No. 9355 ID: 667c91
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Right, let's go do that then.

>>9355
While we're on the way, lets ask Balrog where he lives.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)20:37 No. 9357 ID: 667c91
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>>9355

Sue and the box guy arrive at a badly drawn strip mall. Never mind that they were clearly flying toward skyscrapers; that's hardly relevant now.

>>9356

Balrog shies away from the question.

... Hmm.

>>9357
Attempt to rob the Unsecure Loans building.

Is this Misery's place?

>>9358
use funds to lease store next door.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)21:06 No. 9362 ID: 667c91
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>>9358

The place is easy enough to get into, but... there's not a lot here. There does seem to be a backroom behind the counter that was conveniently omitted from this image, and a nonfunctional computer monitor that's not plugged into anything.

Where's Sue's car, dammit?

>>9359

Yes, although most of the stuff that should be in here (like that one weird-looking roachy guy she employed) is missing.

>>9360

What funds?

>>9362
Use computer monitor to bash open back door!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/05/28(Thu)21:13 No. 9364 ID: 667c91
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>>9363

It's not very effective...

>>9364
knock politely then

>>9365
And loudly ask if Misery is there, while you are at it.

>>9363
>>9364
Use BALROG to bash open back door!

>>9364
Use BACK DOOR to bash open BALROG!

>>9364
Balrog OPEN DOOR to BACK use bash!

>664

back BALROG bash door open TO USE!

Let's see if that bumping works.

>>9468 Seems like it does.

I swear I'm trying to post more frequently, guys Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)16:59 No. 9478 ID: 667c91
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>>9369
>>9376
>>9377
>>9403

The door and surrounding wall are no match for Balrog!

[continued]

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)17:01 No. 9480 ID: 667c91
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...

Uh-oh.

In hindsight, Sue probably should've expected this... Any quick ideas?

>>9480
Scream "terrorist" and lie face down on the floor.

Offer to pay off your car using the money you stole from Quote.
The door was caused by Balrog and entirely his fault, so offer to loan him to Misery until he pays off his debt that you had nothing to do with.

>>9480
"BALROG! HUG MISERY!"

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)18:00 No. 9501 ID: 667c91
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>>9493

In keeping with her personal philosophy of inflicting violence on others for fun and profit, Sue orders Balrog to, uh, "hug" Misery.

... Misery was not expecting this.

[Huzzah, this is the worst-looking image I've produced for this thing by far. I really need to work with pre-made backgrounds and such next time...]

[also continued]

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)18:01 No. 9503 ID: 667c91
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...

Wow, that was surprisingly effective.

>>9503
Ensure she didn't teleport out of the way.
If she didn't, search the body and backroom.
If she did, GTFO and regroup.

Anyone else suspicious about the red stuff in the fridge?
I have a sneaking suspicion about it's contents...

>>9503
LOOT EVERYTHING.
Also, find your car.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:12 No. 9524 ID: 667c91
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>>9509

Misery would appear to be safely flattened.

>>9509 again
>>9512

Sue would really like to do something or other, but the building appears to be falling apart.

...

For some reason.

>>9524
Hide underneath Balrog!

>>9524
RUN. LEAVE THEM TO DIE.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:20 No. 9527 ID: 667c91
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>>9526

Running does sound like an awfully good id--

OH NO THERE IS A BADLY DRAWN PIECE OF RUBBLE IN THE WAY ALL OF A SUDDEN.

>>9527
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR: HIDING UNDER BALROG!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:30 No. 9529 ID: 667c91
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>>9528

Yeah, this isn't awkward or anything. At least Sue should be safe from falling building pieces here.

>>9529
Curl up and hope for the best/wait.

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/01(Mon)20:39 No. 9531 ID: 667c91
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>>9529

Oh, hey, it's Sue's car!

What sort of silly person puts a car in an attic? That sort of carelessness could lead to someone getting severely hurt!

...

Oh. Right.

>>9531
...Did we just die?

>>9533
Of course not, we're safely under Balrog, see?

>>9531
SPECIAL ENDING
With dying strength, eat WEIRD RED SHIT.
Go totally Frenzy. Push Balrog off with increased super crazy strength.
Of course, you'll be super crazy then, so go out and kill random people until you're eventually shot to death by the police.
BAD END

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:11 No. 9554 ID: d450b2
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>>9536

Sue doesn't really seem to have a lot of options at this point, so...

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:16 No. 9555 ID: d450b2
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>>9554

Sue has no idea what's going on anymore...

WAKE UP, SUE!

WAKE UP!

Teedash !!!mmP9GfD5 2009/06/02(Tue)20:25 No. 9557 ID: d450b2
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>>9555

...And Sue finally regains sensory input only to discover that she's dying from multiple gunshot wounds in a pool of her own blood next to an apparently burning building because the author of this wreck can't come up with a better way to get this ended already.

BAD END.

However, bonus points for quite a bit of property damage and managing to get every character killed off. ... Okay, well, Balrog will probably be okay, but you get the point.

[Also, if you guys wouldn't mind telling me what you thought of this... it was pretty much a poorly-thought out test run mostly to see if I can draw something recognizable in a fairly short period of time (the answer being yes, although I wound up taking too long to update half the time anyway... at least it was for other reasons, I guess), and consequently I didn't really plot anything out. At all. And it shows. This should not be a problem for the next one.]

>>9557
Well, I liked it. Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent, but it's tgchan, so no big deal.

Lack of plot can always be solved by letting the audience do stupid crazy shit. Which you did.
I think the only thing Sue objected to was carrying a hundred pounds of useless junk.

>Would've been nice if posts had been more frequent

See, that's why I want to do this sort of thing in sessions, so I could designate a block of time where I'd be doing nothing but working on the quest.

Except, of course, when I tried that with this, lack of an audience started to become a problem. Admittedly, though, that was closer to right after the board had been put up, so it might work better now, given that a larger number of people seem to be posting here. I'll have to see, I guess.