Mechanical paintings of heavy-set matrons who chide you and act as an alarm system.

Little wheeled constructs with trays on top.

And sawblades in case the patrons get rowdy.

Clockwork strumpets? Talk about grinding the gears...

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>>313383
>Mechanical bouncers. Heavy build, disregarding all pretenses of human look, yet overall humanoid shape
With large drill hands?

Most bordellos have a bar area, don't they? So a robo-bartender, bolted down behind the counter, with a fuckton of long arms for getting drinks and mixing like 10 cocktails at once.

Gramophone attached with recorded FAQ answers and bar talk.

"*kchk*So how about the big SPORT game last TIME INTERVAL, eh-eh? The ref sure made a- *thm* made a- *thm* made a- *thm* made a- *thm*

WHACK

made a bad call on PLAYER, huh?"

A series of little machines in the lounge that lift dresses a scandalous four inches or so.
Maybe blasts of air?
Or actual rails?

Ambulatory vibrators.

>>313403
Pseudoscience Lust Generators.
Depending on how wacky your setting is.
Bonus points if they overclock when hit.