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2491 No. 2491 ID: fe0817

Time to relieve the good memories with another round of the Oldest Game!

Instructions stolen from MudyQuest:

The oldest game is simple, and it does not involve chance. It is all about wits! The cleverest man wins.
The rules are simple: each person simply states what they are, and the other person then has to 'become' something to counter that thing.
For example:
Person 1: "I am a bunny. Grass-eating, multiplying."
Person 2: "I am a wolf. Grass-prowling, bunny-devouring."
Person 1: "I am a hunter. Horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing."

You play until one cannot think up a counter.

There are many ways to lose the oldest game. Failure of nerve, hesitation. (Lack of imagination.)
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No. 7022 ID: eb1732

>>7018
I am an oil spill. Ecology raping, Reputation destroying.
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No. 7027 ID: 071cb7

I am apathy. Not caring, easily distracte-ooh shiny!
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No. 7034 ID: 251ce1

>>7027
Fie! Apathy has already been played.
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No. 7042 ID: 4ae7b5

I am microbes, oil eating, spill disaggregating.
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No. 7045 ID: 526102

>>7042
I am Alcohol.
BURN, DISGUSTING LITTLE THINGS!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No. 7047 ID: 071cb7

>>7045
I am the drunkard. Taking all your alcohol, getting wasted beyond belief.
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No. 7051 ID: 4531bc

I'm aerobic respiration. By countering the primary means of ethanol production, I have, in one deft move, defeated each of the last 3 posts!
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No. 7053 ID: 071cb7

>>7051
I am the sober drunkard. Searching for more booze. Screw your fancy means of organinc energy production.
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No. 7062 ID: 620bfb

>>7053
Hi, my name is Alcoholics Anonymous and I was an alcoholic. I've been sober since 1935 and have used my time since then to help people like you.
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No. 7110 ID: 0c3261

I am relapse. I shun the help of others, and hunger for self destruction.
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No. 7126 ID: 8c0848

>>7110
I am willpower, urge resisting, addiction breaking
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No. 7128 ID: 469ee8

I am gluttony, breaking down willpower, having people give into temptation
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No. 7130 ID: 071cb7

>>7128
I am anorexia. Never thin enough. Must starve myself more!
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No. 7144 ID: a6008c

>>7130
I am bone failure from lack of nutrition. Extremely fatal, years of recovery even if you live.
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7146

I am Commander Shepard, immune to Bone diseases and death in general thanks to cybernetics
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No. 7287 ID: 9f6193
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7287

>>7146
I'm Femshep. My popularity ensures my cannonicty over yours. You don't exist. Also, this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
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No. 7289 ID: 071cb7

>>7287
I am Bioware. I made you and I can kill you off just as quickly.
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No. 7343 ID: 0b2a05

>>7289
I am adaptation decay, decreasing quality and tanking profits.
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No. 7381 ID: 936613

>>7343
I'm a franchise reboot. Freshness restoring, original content lacking.
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No. 7389 ID: 2eac65

>>7381
I am ever-shifting trends, forcing old franchises to change until they are nothing like they once were except in name.
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No. 7392 ID: f52552

>>7389
I AM NOT THE CONTRARIAN
I TOTALLY DON'T IMMEDIATELY NOT LIKE THINGS BECAUSE OTHERS DO LIKE THEM
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No. 7418 ID: 071cb7

I am the internet troll. Thinking everything is stupid regardless of popularity.
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7463

>>7418
>mfw I >imply and reaction image your trolling into oblivion with mockery and ridicule

>mfw I don't even give a fuck afterwards
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No. 7464 ID: f52552
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7464

>>7463
Yellow here.
How's it feel being lower on the spectrum, green?
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No. 7466 ID: 4531bc

Wait what.
I am the electromagnetic spectrum. Yellow has a longer wavelength. It's lower.
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No. 7472 ID: d560d6

>>7466
I am Hollywood. Physics-ignoring, spectacle-worshipping. KABOOM!
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No. 7476 ID: b5a616

>>7472
I am the box office review, entirely determining whether or not you will keep your job.
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No. 7478 ID: 55c4cf

>>7476
I am Uwe Boll, I make money regardless of the box office intakes or reviews. Fuck your video game movies too.
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No. 7480 ID: 71721d

>>7478
Goddamn that's a tough one.

I am the video game franchise. Fuck one up, and another one comes out, you can't stop us bitch.
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No. 7487 ID: f4963f

>>7480
I'm a hyper-conservative soccer mom. My family doesn't play those pokeyman games, they're of Satan!
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No. 7488 ID: 71721d

>>7487
I'm a rebelling teen, screwing your rules and screwing the system.
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No. 7499 ID: 98d25f

>>7488
I'm your inevitable slide into the roles of your parents. Now you're a conservative middle manager, Beck watching, Magic Man fearing.
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No. 7500 ID: f4963f

>>7499
I'm a dramatic life event. Course-changing, reality redefining.
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No. 7574 ID: 98d25f

I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, more-reality redefining.
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No. 7578 ID: 6b226a

>>7574
I'm that favorite show. Screw reality! I'm watching TV!
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No. 7581 ID: f52552

>>7578
Network Executive here.
What the fuck is this shit? I don't understand it at all.
Cancel it and put another CSI on the air.
How about... CSI Hoboken?
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No. 7628 ID: d5caa4
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7628

I'm the movie sequel. Fan-appeasing, executive-spiting.
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No. 7633 ID: bd5545

>>7628
I am the critic, never satisfied, ruining lives with the written word.
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No. 7636 ID: 4a0fd1

>>7633
I am the Fanboy, critic ignoring, merchandise buying.
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No. 7640 ID: f52552

>>7636
Sexual Selection here.
Sorry, bro, the acne, extra 200 pounds, ramen diet, and garage full of memorabilia DEFINITELY don't suggest you're prime breeding material.
Have fun dying out.
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No. 7641 ID: f4963f

>>7640
I am human cloning. Goodbye, dating game.
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No. 7642 ID: 754124

>>7641
I am ethics, science halting, progress aborting.
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No. 7647 ID: d560d6

>>7642
I am perverted Nazi science. Ethics-disregarding, abomination-creating.
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No. 7659 ID: bd5545

>>7647
I am regulations, shutting down the perverse, monitoring progress VERY closely.
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No. 7661 ID: 754124

>>7659
I am the common citizen, too numerous to regulate, too sure of his own morals to bother when not forced to.
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No. 7667 ID: f4963f

>>7661
I'm a rampaging superhero, destroying the common citizens he once protected, unopposable.
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No. 7673 ID: 86b8dc
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7673

>>7667
We are the brooding antihero, underestimated, vengeful.
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No. 7847 ID: 0ac435

>>7673
I am Pie. You must put your gun down to eat me, and without your gun, you are nothing!

And there is not a single person on this earth who can feel vengeful after eating delicious pie.
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No. 7850 ID: 0f4b1e

I am lactose intolerance, pie-avenging, pain-inducing.
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No. 7862 ID: f4963f

>>7850
I am soy. Lactose-free, hippie-attracting.
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