TULIKOMENTOJA SOON, FELLOW ARTILLERYMEN.

What the hell is this?

Finland

Lucky sonsabitches.
Here in California, all we get is sparklers and "snakes". That's it. Boring-ass light sticks and pills that shit out little trails of ash that stain the shit out of concrete.

>>19815
It's the night when drunken chavs set off explosives in an uncontrolled manner within residental areas, terrifing people's pets.

Er, more than usual.

The professional, organized displays at proper venues are quite neat, though.

THAT WAS SOME GOOD FIRE MISSIONS!

TWO TWO-STAGE ROCKETS (rocket-shaped with fins, stickless) FAILED AND LAUNCHED IN A BEAUTIFUL TIGHT ARCH RIGHT INTO THE GROUND!

ONE ROCKET (with stick) THREATENED TO DESTROY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AIMED AWAY, TOWARDS EMPTY FIELD.

ONE TUBE FAILED TO STAY PUT AND MADE A HILARIOUS JOURNEY THROUGH THE MOSTLY SNOW-COVERED JUNGLE OF DEAD WEEDS AND SHIT.

ONE TANK DID A BACKFLIP AND ANOTHER ONE FLIPPED TO THE SIDE.

I RECEIVED A TINY COLLATERAL SPARK TO THE NOSE FROM AN IMPUDENT ROMAN CANDLE/MAGIC WAND WHILE TRYING MULTIPLE SIMULTANEOUS DEEP STRI--- I MEAN IGNITIONS.

MY HELMET WAS AWESOME AS ALWAYS.

ALSO IT IS NOT OVERLY HARSH TO CALL A ZIPPO A SHITTO.

ALSO I AM NOW FUTURE. IT'S NOT AS GREAT AS PROMISED.

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>>19820
HOLD ON A LITTLE LONGER I THINK SOME PLACES ON THIS PLANET ARENT FUTURE YET.
MAYBE WE ALL HAVE TO BE FUTURE TO REALLY GET THAT FUTURE FEEL.
ALSO I NEARLY DIED TONIGHT. IT WAS AWESOME. THE LARGEST ROCKET WE HAD (I DONT KNOW HOW LARGE, I THINK PROBABLY TEN MEGATON AT LEAST) DECIDED TO SAY "FUCK YOU, INTENDED FLIGHT PATH" AND INSTEAD DID A SERIES OF MANEUVERS THAT WE COULD ONLY DESCRIBE AS 'SOME KIND OF MAGIC BACKFLIPS'.
ONE SUCH MAGIC BACKFLIP BROUGHT THE AWOL MISSILE WITHIN A DISTANCE OF MY FACE THAT WE COULD ONLY DESCRIBE AS "MAYBE TOO CLOSE".
I WAS LIBERALLY BATHED IN BEAUTIFULLY, DISFIGURING SPARKS. FORTUNATELY I WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES, AS I OFTEN DO AT NIGHT.
THE OFFENDING PROJECTILE, HAVING SUCCESSFULLY COVERED ME IN ITS GLOWING DISCHARGE, DECIDED TO GIVE ONE FINAL FLAMING MIDDLE FINGER TO THE WORLD, AND SO BURIED ITSELF IN IN THE CORNER OF MY GARDEN.
THE RESULTING EXPLOSION BROKE MY ADMITTEDLY SHODDY FENCE, AND SET NEXT-DOOR'S TREE ON FIRE. LIKE I SAID; IT WAS AWESOME.
OF COURSE THEN THE PEOPLE NEXT-DOOR CAME OUT. AFTER DISCUSSING THE MERITS OF INCENDIARY DEVICES AND PLANTS-THAT-ARENT-ON-FIRE, WE CAME TO THE AGREEMENT THAT BURNING TREES IS "NOT GOOD".
I ACTUALLY ALREADY KNEW THIS, BUT THEY SEEMED REALLY SURE THAT I HAD SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN THIS PIECE OF CHILDHOOD KNOWLEDGE, SO I PLAYED ALONG.

>>19826
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD SOME GOOD TULIKOMENTOJA.

>>19826

Directed by Michael Bay.

>>19810
>some kinda nifty-looking respirator
Make/model?

>>19849
http://www.varusteleka.fi/product/kaasunaamarit/us-mcu-2a-p-kaasunaamari-kaytetty/_2P00ONRFH&lang=en_US