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17734 No. 17734 ID: 9c538a

I saw this playing on the sample TV at the thrift store and I was like "oh yeah this movie was cute, had a dumb ending though" and then I realized, the adventure, the angsty humanity, the bizarre yet somehow sexy alien chicks, the sheer preponderance of plot holes... this movie could have easily been a tgchan quest! (if tgchan existed back then)

So then I thought how you guys would probably really enjoy the movie, considering what quests we end up making here. If you haven't seen it yet, please do! It's hauntingly remniscent enough that I'm tempted to peruse the archives looking for a quest that matches it to a T.
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No. 17735 ID: 2ae337

>>17734
I nostalgia'd
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No. 17736 ID: f1972f

Especially when you consider the protagonist's choice of 'naming your new world'. Totally got bandwagoned there.
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No. 17738 ID: 6f65eb

>>17736
I can imagine it so well.

*epic quest ends*
And now we name our planet!
*suggestions*
Earth 2
New Earth
Bob
bob
lol bob
b0b
bob
boob
BoB
Bob!
BOB
Bob
*curtain falls*
Planet Bob. GG, tgchan.
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No. 17739 ID: c891d3

>>17738
I feel like some kind of maddening-to-read deadlock between a few pretentious names is much more likely than a bandwagon. :v
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No. 17743 ID: d8eabe

Damn, I actually had this on DVD. Or was it VHS? I dunno. Cool movie.
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No. 17745 ID: 484a82

>>17738
Damn I can imagine it right now. And the closing file would be a swf with that ending (planet bob)
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No. 17754 ID: 2f2e17

Uh... I wouldn't call Stith sexy. At all. Sure, she's got tits and a fierce personality, but honestly those legs are just too weird. Guess it doesn't stop porn artists though.

But yeah, I agree that it would have made a great quest.
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No. 17755 ID: 9c538a
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17755

>>17754

>> Guess it doesn't stop porn artists though.

You have no idea.
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No. 17761 ID: 02cc57
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17761

>>17754
>but honestly those legs are just too weird
In your opinion. You have no idea how fetishes work.
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No. 17763 ID: c7b6c2

>>17761
I just don't see the appeal in bighuge triplejointed crazylegs. Doesn't help that she basically crabwalks everywhere.
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No. 17764 ID: 9c538a
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17764

>>17763

Guys dig chicks with long legs, what can I say?
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No. 17772 ID: 383006

I actually fucking hated the design of those stupid legs. They look ridiculous and awkward.
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No. 17773 ID: 2563d4

/quest/ would piss around so much that they'd fail to get off the planet before it blew up.

That, or they'd to try to seduce the deathray and talk it out of geocide with ~diplomacy~.
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No. 17774 ID: 35e1a0

not really, in the icon the breakers blew up the planet and we are all KILL THEM ALL!!!
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No. 17775 ID: c7b6c2

>You are a young boy on your home planet of Earth. You are currently testing an invention you made, on a river near your home. You see your father walking toward you from the east. What will you do?

>"Disregard father, acquire invention."
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No. 17790 ID: 9c538a

>>17773

Technically since the Drej are pure energy, the planet destroying beam is the Drej, so you actually might be able to reason with it.

You have two nanoseconds gogogo
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No. 17792 ID: 2ae337

And then /quest/ would proceed to seduce/screw every alien female with shapely legs and a DAT ASS!
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No. 17793 ID: 2563d4

>>17790
What you appear to be saying is that you can't put your penis in a Drej without it being vapourised. Therefore /quest/ would have substantially less interest in attempting diplomacy with it since it can't be part of a harem ending.
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No. 17799 ID: 51f7f2
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17799

THAT BIOLOGY CANNOT EXIST
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No. 17801 ID: 2563d4

>>17799
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No. 17805 ID: d82dd6

>>17799
cant_break_my_stride.gif
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17808

>>17793

I dunno he touches Drej stuff with his fingers pretty easily. Penis isn't a long shot away from that.
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No. 17832 ID: 35e1a0

>>17808
but he had the super MacGuffin ring at the time.
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No. 17834 ID: 9c538a

>>17832

No reason to say he can't put it on his cock. It's the last hope of humanity.
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No. 17845 ID: 2ae337

>>17834
Ring on finger reveals map and allows manipulation of energy matrix.

Ring on penis leads to painful erections.
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No. 17846 ID: d0b1d4

Huh, it never even occurred to me that the macguffin ring had anything to do with his ability to fuck around with drej stuff. I thought that was the impressive electro-mechanical aptitude he was supposed to have, (except they cut half the scenes establishing it.)

The ring was just an ignition key/flux capacitor and a map.
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No. 17847 ID: 35e1a0

>>17846
pretty damn sure wearing a flux capacitor would help manipulate energy.
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