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1763 No. 1763 ID: 59ce82

:D
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No. 1764 ID: be4ac1

Good luck on further faggotry, Faggot.
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No. 1765 ID: 87583b

Hey, you've gotten better at hands!

Now scroll down a bit so we can see the goods...
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No. 1766 ID: 3d0867

Are her breasts getting bigger?
Not that I object...
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No. 1767 ID: 87583b

>>220
They appear to be growing larger, Yes.

John must be slipping her estrogen pills or something.
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No. 1768 ID: 3d0867
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1768

>>222
Is it at all disturbing that I find that incredibly hot?
That or giving her a food tube of lard while she sleeps...
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No. 1769 ID: fdffe9

F5
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No. 1770 ID: 3d0867
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1770

>>224
?
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No. 1771 ID: 35cea2

>>225

Enjoy pressing that button for several days.
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No. 1772 ID: 3a5bf8
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1772

It's kind of fitting it ends with people getting all creepy about Joan.
Maybe we can use this thread to reminiscence about our favorite parts of the Quest?
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No. 1773 ID: 3a5bf8
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1773

I liked the "Oh My God This Time John's Going To Die" scenes.
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No. 1774 ID: 3a5bf8
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1774

And of course RoButt.
Your magnificent cheeks graced our presence way to short.
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No. 1775 ID: 87583b
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1775

I can safely say this was my favorite moment of the entire series.

I loved 'em all, but this... I almost fell out of my chair.
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No. 1776 ID: 87583b
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1776

I fucking loved the faces the characters made.

This thing always makes me laugh.
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No. 1777 ID: 3a5bf8
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1777

The sudden end especial sucked, because the last thread was really promising with shit getting real and everything. I grew kind of tired of the lolrandom and looked forward to some real adventuring.
Now we'll never know if a Double Faggot knows what a storyline is.
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No. 1778 ID: 87583b

>>235
/tg/chan was basically created as a place for him to continue free of trolls.
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No. 1779 ID: 122bd0

The fluctuating boobs. Every image required their own bra size.
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No. 1780 ID: 87583b
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1780

Goodnight, sweet princesses...
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No. 1781 ID: 3f261e

Surely there can be a continuation?
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No. 1782 ID: bde1b8
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1782

>>258
Fine, I'll continue it for ya!

We've got GIRL, LESBEEN, and DOGGY.
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No. 1783 ID: bde1b8
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1783

>>260
And they love the fuck out of each other.
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No. 1784 ID: ebf8f1

Examine surroundings.

Examine Map.

Examine Doggy gender.
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No. 1785 ID: af61ca

Modify shirt into "XXXom" shirt.
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No. 1786 ID: bde1b8
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1786

>>262
They are OFF TO WAR.

They DOGGY is WHO CARES.

The MAP is VERY CLEAR.
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No. 1787 ID: ebf8f1

Ride John like a mechanical bull.

Failing that, ride John like a war dog.

Failing that, ride John like GIGGITY GIGGITY.
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No. 1788 ID: ebf8f1

Lay down suppressive fire.
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No. 1789 ID: bde1b8
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1789

>>263
You do not have the SPOOL and THREAD needed to make modifications to your BATTLE ARMOR!
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No. 1790 ID: ebf8f1

GIRL: Kneel and provide overwatch. DOGGY and LESBEEN are the maneuver element, to move ahead and secure a position, holding until GIRL reaches them. Leapfrog forwards at best possible speed.

Keep your eyes peeled for MUTONS, ASSROBOTS, and FOREST MARAUDERS.
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No. 1791 ID: bde1b8
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1791

>>265
DOGGY has no COIN SLOT!

>>266
You suppress the shit out of... whatever the hell you are suppressing!
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No. 1792 ID: ebf8f1

Yell "AAAAAAAA" while you fire. Wave your weapon back and forth.

Or do the leapfrog thing. that works too

Toss out a witty one liner.
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No. 1793 ID: ebf8f1

DO NOT SHOOT DOGGY
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No. 1794 ID: bde1b8
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1794

>>270
LESBEEN shouts out "WE WILL SWEEP YOU AWAY!"
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No. 1795 ID: ebf8f1

THIS IS THE BEST QUEST EVER
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No. 1796 ID: ebf8f1

Okay. I think the enemy is good and suppressed.

Take this opportunity to race for the X on the map.
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No. 1797 ID: bde1b8
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1797

>>274
You would like to, but your MAP seems to have had the shit suppressed out of it!
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No. 1798 ID: ebf8f1

Well fuck.
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No. 1799 ID: bde1b8
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1799

Also you are out of BULL ITS.
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No. 1800 ID: ebf8f1

Double fuck!
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No. 1801 ID: ebf8f1

Milk self.
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No. 1802 ID: bde1b8
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1802

>>276
Okay.
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No. 1803 ID: ebf8f1

THANKS THAT WAS HOT

EXAMINE SURROUNDINGS AND SECONDARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS
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No. 1804 ID: bde1b8
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1804

>>281
LESBEEN is surrounded by SECONDARY SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS.
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No. 1805 ID: ebf8f1

Examine surroundings

HARDER
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No. 1806 ID: ebf8f1

Acquire plot.
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No. 1807 ID: 8c4174

fall into delicious "plot" holes.
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No. 1808 ID: bde1b8
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1808

>>284
OH MY WHAT IS THIS YOU HAVE FOUND IT LOOKS LIKE A NOTE.
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No. 1809 ID: bde1b8
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1809

>>286
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No. 1810 ID: 8c4174
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1810

>>287
oh hell yea, go for the beer
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No. 1811 ID: ebf8f1

Buttsex your way over to the grocery, GIRL.
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No. 1812 ID: bde1b8
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1812

The GROCERY seems to be infested with ZOMBEES.
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No. 1813 ID: ebf8f1

Instruct DOGGY to feast on ZOMBIES
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No. 1814 ID: ebf8f1

Disguise selves as zombies.
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No. 1815 ID: bde1b8
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1815

>Disguise self as zombies
>Instruct DOGGY to eat zombies
NOT AS PLANNED, NOT AS PLANNED
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No. 1816 ID: ebf8f1

Attempt to escape from DOGGY mouth.
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No. 1817 ID: bde1b8
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1817

>>294
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No. 1818 ID: ebf8f1

DOGGY: Finish eating GIRL. Eat LESBEEN.
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No. 1819 ID: ebf8f1

Use DOGGY as disguise. Shuffle into zombies.
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No. 1820 ID: ebf8f1

And then Joan was a zombie.
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No. 1821 ID: bde1b8
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1821

>>297
The ZOMBEES do not attack!
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No. 1822 ID: ebf8f1

>>299
Now the shirt's just fucking with us.

300 get commands you to obtain BEER.
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No. 1823 ID: ebf8f1

DOGGY: EAT GIRLS THEN EAT ZOMBIES
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No. 1824 ID: ebf8f1

make out with john
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No. 1825 ID: bde1b8
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1825

>>299
OH WAIT, NO. NO. THEY WERE JUST WAITING.
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No. 1826 ID: ebf8f1

DOGGY: Eat Zombies

GIRL: Regrow midsection
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No. 1827 ID: bde1b8
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1827

>>304
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No. 1828 ID: ebf8f1

JOHN I AM DISAPPOINT
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No. 1829 ID: ebf8f1
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1829

>>307
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No. 1831 ID: f080b9
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1831

>>306
You horrible monster.
I wanted a good end with Joan and John Fucking Happily Ever After.
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No. 1832 ID: 87583b

>>310
That wasn't a canon ending in the least.
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No. 1833 ID: 87583b

That was really lame, Gnome.
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No. 1834 ID: f080b9
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1834

>>311
I'm just overreacting in a humorous fashion.
Maybe some drawfag can draw them riding into the sunset or something. No Naga though; evil Jezebel forcing herself in that perfect relationship.
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No. 1835 ID: 8c4174
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1835

>>310
>>312
>>313
Bawww, you think SDF would have had it any other way? Especially if he was pressured into it...
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No. 1836 ID: 87583b

>>314
Actually, I remember him saying that Joanquest would have no ending. It would just stop.
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No. 1837 ID: bac0d2

>>314
He would have had it in the most faggotry way, in fact he did.
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No. 1838 ID: 1afd58

I enjoyed JoanQuest tremendously, and was very unhappy to see it peter out due to trollan.

Sadly there is little we can do to retrieve Mssr. Double Faggot.
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No. 1839 ID: 8cc1c6

>>319
>>Sadly there is little we can do to retrieve Mssr. Double Faggot.
You're saying that like it's a bad thing.
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No. 1840 ID: 1afd58

>>330
It is a bad thing. It was an enjoyable quest.
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No. 1841 ID: 87583b

>>334
seconded
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No. 1842 ID: 3ae82c
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1842

Considering /quest/ got suddenly successful after SirDF disappeared, I'm going to assume he sacrificed himself to the mighty Quest Gods for the good of the board.
He was always the person to put the welfare of others before his own.
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No. 1843 ID: bd7a0b

>>337
But hes a double faggot, and sometimes a double shaggoth.
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No. 1844 ID: d580a2

>>334
thirded
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No. 1845 ID: 8cc1c6

>>334
I didn't know "Mssr. Double Faggot" was a quest.
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No. 1846 ID: 1afd58

Mssr is an abbreviation for Monsieur
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No. 1847 ID: d67088

You mean, it continued here for a while?

Fuck.. I just found out about this place...

...And Joanquest was the only quest I'd ever liked. Mostly due to copious amounts of tits, but favorite nonetheless.
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No. 1849 ID: 9365a9
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1849

>>377
No, no. Not a continuation. Just SDF mocking us.



fucking cuntbag
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