Vidder
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A race of creatures appearing in Quest With No Name and Eivr. Hairless, grey/brown with large ears and a generally human body shape. Their women have slammin' tits. Also (from IRC):
Toastline> what do vidders smell like
<Rosque> Though I wouldn't exactly call them not tense o.o
<Brom> Toastline they smell like basil
<Brom> This is now canon
<Toastline> and they taste like beef?
<MiB> ... like... Basil?
<Brom> like basil
<Rosque> :D
<Toastline> :D
<Brom> and sure they taste like beef
<Toastline> I think that was what you said before but you hadn't decided
<Rosque> That is so delicious
<MiB> haha
<Toastline> Yes it is like they were made to be eaten~!
<Rosque> Nom
<MiB> they don't use chocolate syrup... they use steak sauce.
<Toastline> Nomeliad
<Brom> But their skin tastes like dragonfruit
<Brom> so if you lick one
<Brom> it tastes like dragonfruit
<Toastline> :o I don't know what that tastes like
<Rosque> Ooooh
<MiB> oh... oh.. nevermind then...
<Rosque> Dragon fruit is pretty good
<Brom> Their ejaculate is carbonated and tastes of caramel
<Toastline> ahahaha
<Brom> Their sweat? Chocolate
<MiB> ...
<Brom> tears? mint.
<MiB> this is getting a little weird...
<Toastline> This is getting a little awesome
<Brom> It started pretty weird
<Brom> and I don't leave things half done
<Rosque> So it ejaculates caramel soda?
<Rosque> It's like a pinata
<Brom> their urine is mauve and tastes like cardboard
<Toastline> ...what
<Toastline> what kind of pinata...
<Brom> their solid waste is confetti
<Toastline> Maybe I'm better off not knowing
<Brom> they poo confetti
<Brom> Original race
<Brom> do not steal
<Toastline> so uhhh
<Toastline> how much of that is canon XP
<Brom> Not all of it
- <Brom> http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Vidder
- <NurkingLewbie> How does anyone know what they taste like when no one in the world has a mouth?
- <Ed_Pastry> The Icon update
- <vytalibus> Taste does not have to be connected to mouths.
- <vytalibus> You can call that a "taste".
- <Toastline> indeed
- <vytalibus> Someone else can say it isn't.
- <Toastline> Also they do have mouths!
- <NurkingLewbie> And the bacon-eating?
- <Toastline> Don't you read ITQ
- <Farmer> They dont eat.
- <Farmer> They teleport the food to their stomachs trough magic.
- <Farmer> Thats why they even have mages. They harness the power they use everday to eat to do other things, like fireballs.
- <Brom> did i hear canon
- <Brom> i think i hear canon
(None of the above has been yet confirmed true)
Actual Facts
Vidders have been confirmed to have tiny mouths (unfortunately).
Appearances
- Brom's quests lately are all about vidders. They´re featured heavily in Eivr and Quest With No Name (AKA Oren)
- Dungeon Game has vidder-like creatures as dungeon guardians.
Quests by Bromeliad |
TGchan: Solo quests: The Protagonist Dies | Saga | Oren | Eivr | Rebirth Quest | Vault Quest | Beat Apes | Revenant Quest | Legend of the Eternal Bladesword | Static on the Wire | Vodou! | Exemplar | The Tyrant Star | Mechanicus | Enemy Quest | Panzersöldner | Council of Wizards | Bruco and Strela are Married | My Commute | Goblin Week Quest Also | Crawl To Me Collabs: MultiQuest | The TGchan Caravan | Bigger Penis Quest Other notable creations: Vidder |
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