Goblin Choking Day

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Goblin Choking Day is a day where everyone makes a quest which starts with the protagonist choking a one-eyed goblin. It happens every 10/10/10.

Bounty Quest

Vytalibus accidentally the whole thing by posting a ??? quest: [1]

Parodies

Beakie then kicked off the bandwagon by parodying it in the style of Silvermoon Clan Inheritence Wars Chronicles: My Brother I Will Defeat You: [2]

BiteQuest joined in, and ended up creating a Sergal quest with a canon 100% GOOD END, in which everyone who hadn't died already went on to live happily ever after: [3]

Gnoll added Renamon to his parody, which then crossed-over with Beakie's: [4]

Rand gave us a bonus mini-Tory's Tower chapter with a goblin-strangling robot, and there was much rejoicing: [5]

Robot referenced the now flourishing bandwagon in an update: [6]

Adept threw in some NicQuest strangling, complete with tea: [7]

TestPattern started A Legitimate Quest, following the tale of COMMANDER JAMES MISJIZDRAN MISFORTUNE 67c611, a fabulous TOZVRYXIEN: [8]

Larro decided to instead have Curi hug a goblin: [9]

And finally someone decided that if goblins and Renamon were going to be in the same place, there was only one logical conclusion: [10]

The next Goblin Choking Day is scheduled for Friday October 10th, 2110. Mark your calendars!