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A ceaseless failtrain of sexual molestation, poorly organized mercenary hijinx, and snacking.
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Team Members
Sergeant Major Skalfak, B.E.
Leader and soldier. Sane. Competent and dangerous.
Doktor Vergewaltiger, G.D.
Medic. Sane.
Ka, D.A.K.
Mechanic. Not sane.
Lick M.
Demolitions expert. Sane-ish. Hard of hearing.
Esasmus B.D.D.
Sniper. Sane-ish. Very prone to distraction by the ladies.
Sister Maxine Van Misbruik
Demonologist and sexual deviant.
Artur Ulf Thor, Esquire
Machinegunner, underaged.
Hapless Victims
Prisoner 1
Walked out of the portal wearing a schoolgirl outfit and clutching a butterknife before being slapped stupid by Skalfak. Things went downhill for him from there. Also known as Ka's Personal Toy.
Prisoner 2
The game show contestant. Very telegenic. She is increasingly worried that these aren't just unconventional judges.
