Joandventure/John
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Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.
Contents
Huge Beauty
What it means
John has huge beauty.
Disagreements
None can objectively disagree.
Remarkably Prestigious Hair
What it means
John has remarkably prestigious hair.
Jealousy
This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.
Intellectual powers
Practical effect
John is always right.
Proof
This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.
Communism
Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Gallery
Official
BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN.
A rhetorical question. All are lesser (except The General).
Lesser beings do not have the advanced mental capacity to know Metsatöll.