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Also known as Gion, short for Legion. A rather scratched and cracked gemstone that has been cut into a very nice teardrop shape. Stolen from the Goblin Market and set into a very fetching silver necklace. | Also known as Gion, short for Legion. A rather scratched and cracked gemstone that has been cut into a very nice teardrop shape. Stolen from the Goblin Market and set into a very fetching silver necklace. | ||
Currently in the possession of Rachel Puzzle. | Currently in the possession of Rachel Puzzle and party. | ||
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===Rachel Puzzle=== | ===Rachel Puzzle=== | ||
Teardrop Rapport: 3 | |||
Currently | Our heroine. A female human and certified librarian who is about 5'2" tall. Possesses all her arms and legs, as well as a head. Wears underthings. Born on the 12th day of Winter 18 years ago. Practices fencing, plays the piano and helps her mother out with alchemy in her spare time. Loves reading, collecting obscure knowledge and bubble baths. Winner of 2 Baronial fencing champions (under 18s division). Possesses long blond hair and blue eyes. No longer wears spectacles. Easily distractable. Has a rudimentary understanding of Princess Nadia's sign language. | ||
Currently escaping from prison with Princess Nadia, Prince Adrian and Madam Puzzle. | |||
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===Meredith=== | ===Meredith=== | ||
Teardrop Rapport: -1 | |||
A maid with a large girth. Responsible for bringing breakfasts to Rachel. Has some sort of relationship with a castle guard and some guy named Francis. Or possibly a castle guard named Francis (ah hah!). Does not have a strong mind and faints easily when overwhelmed. | A maid with a large girth. Responsible for bringing breakfasts to Rachel. Has some sort of relationship with a castle guard and some guy named Francis. Or possibly a castle guard named Francis (ah hah!). Does not have a strong mind and faints easily when overwhelmed. | ||
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===Princess Nadia=== | ===Princess Nadia=== | ||
A | Teardrop Rapport: 2 | ||
A blind and mute princess. Looks exactly like Rachel. Seems to have had a fairly sheltered and isolated life. Speaks with her own sign language. | |||
Currently | Currently assisting Rachel Puzzle in escaping from prison. | ||
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===Lord Blackheath=== | ===Lord Blackheath=== | ||
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===Prince Adrian=== | ===Prince Adrian=== | ||
Crown prince of the realm. Does not have a reputation for horrifically maiming his multiple wives because he is single. | Crown prince of the realm. Does not have a reputation for horrifically maiming his multiple wives because he is single. Has red hair, green eyes and freckles. May or may not be friendly. | ||
Currently | Currently passed out, wearing a skirt and slumped over Madam Puzzle's shoulder. | ||
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===High Prince Jonathan=== | ===High Prince Jonathan=== | ||
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Ex-rulers of the Kingdom and parents of Prince Adrian and Princess Nadia. | Ex-rulers of the Kingdom and parents of Prince Adrian and Princess Nadia. | ||
Currently | Currently six feet under. | ||
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===Guards=== | ===Guards=== | ||
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Princesses have been guarded by female guards ever since the incident with Crown Princess Joy during the reign of King Kenneth III. Her brother, King Kenneth IV, ascended the throne in 1205 and considered chastity belts and male guards to unreliable for obvious reasons. They tried to get eunuchs for a while, but there were no volunteers. The order of the Ninja Maids was started by King Tiffany (Don't ask) and is a secret order made for the guarding of Princesses. This maid is one of them. She has a killer right hook. | Princesses have been guarded by female guards ever since the incident with Crown Princess Joy during the reign of King Kenneth III. Her brother, King Kenneth IV, ascended the throne in 1205 and considered chastity belts and male guards to unreliable for obvious reasons. They tried to get eunuchs for a while, but there were no volunteers. The order of the Ninja Maids was started by King Tiffany (Don't ask) and is a secret order made for the guarding of Princesses. This maid is one of them. She has a killer right hook. | ||
Currently | Currently tied to a chair and a piece of cheese in a prison cell. | ||
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===Ninja Maid (The Second)=== | ===Ninja Maid (The Second)=== | ||
Also a ninja maid. Self-proclaimed perfect shot with the blow dart. | Also a ninja maid. Self-proclaimed perfect shot with the blow dart. | ||
Currently carrying Rachel to an unknown destination (she has the legs). | Currently carrying Rachel to an unknown destination (she has the legs). | ||
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===Madam Puzzle=== | |||
Rachel's mother. A scientist with a rather frivolous view of life. Is not married. | |||
Currently carrying Prince Adrian over her shoulder while pretending to be a maid. | |||
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===ZOMG RATS!=== | |||
They are rats. They like cheese. Where the cheese goes, they will follow. All hail the cheese. | |||
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==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
{{Spoilers}} | {{Spoilers}} | ||
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Characters
Filbert Flinglesmith Fubar Pifflepaddleolopous III and IV + LXXIX
Apparently the Fae Lord of Jinx. Normally called Fubar for short. Could also be known as Edward Wong Hau Trivurusky III, but isn't. Of an uncertain gender. Nobody likes Fubar because he/she/it is irritating.
Current status unknown, presumably having a good laugh at all this.
Teardrop of Infinite Psyche
Also known as Gion, short for Legion. A rather scratched and cracked gemstone that has been cut into a very nice teardrop shape. Stolen from the Goblin Market and set into a very fetching silver necklace.
Currently in the possession of Rachel Puzzle and party.
Rachel Puzzle
Teardrop Rapport: 3
Our heroine. A female human and certified librarian who is about 5'2" tall. Possesses all her arms and legs, as well as a head. Wears underthings. Born on the 12th day of Winter 18 years ago. Practices fencing, plays the piano and helps her mother out with alchemy in her spare time. Loves reading, collecting obscure knowledge and bubble baths. Winner of 2 Baronial fencing champions (under 18s division). Possesses long blond hair and blue eyes. No longer wears spectacles. Easily distractable. Has a rudimentary understanding of Princess Nadia's sign language.
Currently escaping from prison with Princess Nadia, Prince Adrian and Madam Puzzle.
Meredith
Teardrop Rapport: -1
A maid with a large girth. Responsible for bringing breakfasts to Rachel. Has some sort of relationship with a castle guard and some guy named Francis. Or possibly a castle guard named Francis (ah hah!). Does not have a strong mind and faints easily when overwhelmed.
Currently naked, tied up with silk rope and gagged in a Rachel's bed. This is not quite as kinky as it sounds.
Princess Nadia
Teardrop Rapport: 2
A blind and mute princess. Looks exactly like Rachel. Seems to have had a fairly sheltered and isolated life. Speaks with her own sign language.
Currently assisting Rachel Puzzle in escaping from prison.
Lord Blackheath
Also known as the Barbarian King. Has a reputation for horrifically maiming his multiple wives.
Currently maiming his multiple wives.
Prince Adrian
Crown prince of the realm. Does not have a reputation for horrifically maiming his multiple wives because he is single. Has red hair, green eyes and freckles. May or may not be friendly.
Currently passed out, wearing a skirt and slumped over Madam Puzzle's shoulder.
High Prince Jonathan
Brother to the late King Gifford.
Currently ruling the kingdom until Prince Adrian comes of age.
King Gifford and Queen Adriana
Ex-rulers of the Kingdom and parents of Prince Adrian and Princess Nadia.
Currently six feet under.
Guards
There are two. They have armour and spears.
Currently thinking perverted thoughts about Meredith.
Washerwoman
She washes clothes.
Currently still washing clothes.
Ninja Maid
Princesses have been guarded by female guards ever since the incident with Crown Princess Joy during the reign of King Kenneth III. Her brother, King Kenneth IV, ascended the throne in 1205 and considered chastity belts and male guards to unreliable for obvious reasons. They tried to get eunuchs for a while, but there were no volunteers. The order of the Ninja Maids was started by King Tiffany (Don't ask) and is a secret order made for the guarding of Princesses. This maid is one of them. She has a killer right hook.
Currently tied to a chair and a piece of cheese in a prison cell.
Ninja Maid (The Second)
Also a ninja maid. Self-proclaimed perfect shot with the blow dart.
Currently carrying Rachel to an unknown destination (she has the legs).
Madam Puzzle
Rachel's mother. A scientist with a rather frivolous view of life. Is not married.
Currently carrying Prince Adrian over her shoulder while pretending to be a maid.
ZOMG RATS!
They are rats. They like cheese. Where the cheese goes, they will follow. All hail the cheese.
Plot
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