Kek's Isekai/Inventory

This page lists the players' inventories for the Kek's Isekai quest.

Ayame

• Reflex score buffed up to Superhuman
• Memory score buffed up to Exceptional
• Intuition score buffed up to Exceptional

Companions

• Koko (cat)

Wealth

• Money (gained): 2 gold, 1 silver
• Money (used): 3 copper

Inventory

• chain mail
• combat knife
• copper flute
• cinnamon bun, milk
• oni mask, x4
• twisted wooden staff
• wooden bottle

Jackson

Titles

• Last Man Standing

Mark Mondragon

• Con Artist (class): Charisma boosted to High. Gain the Con Artist skill at rank Average. Gain the Bluff skill at rank Above Average.

• Clown (class): You have mastered Clown World and found a weakness in the fabric of reality. You can use illusion magic and you are considered to have Average Acrobatic skills. You are immune to fear.

• Honkler (cheat): You gain various situational bonuses for posting funny, ridiculous, outrageous or otherwise clown-related art (memes, poems, jokes...) If you use the 4chan's painter, you can use magic as depicted in your drawing, but only if the QM can guess what your drawing represents (you are not allowed to tell), and if it is clown related. You also have a special talent for driving your opponents crazy when you mock them.

You are still in possession of your past bonuses and inventory.

• Tathagata Store (stat): Minuscule

• Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action

• Yan Bloodline (strength): As a direct descendant of the Yan Emperor, the character cannot be killed by fire damage.

Companions

• Loony (balloon dog)

Factions

• Loki Familia
• Kek's Adventurers Guild (B rank)

Quest Completed

• Communication Crystal
• White Slavery

Wealth

• Kek Points: 15
• Money (Current): 1 gold
• Crystals: 3 bad bat, 2 fire imp, 3 shadow imps, 3 dungeon lizard, 10 roper, 20 killer ants, 20 goblin, 20 kobold, 20 orcs, 1 dungeon worm

Worn

• elven chain mail: This fine armor of elven design offers a good protection and is very light.
• exceptional longbow
• large steel shield
• leather quiver (24 steel arrows)
• winter clothes

Clown Cart

• bag of salt
• balloon whip
• crossbow
• doctor outfit
• double missile wand
• exceptional steel longsword, x2
• exceptional steel dagger, x4
• guild membership card
• healing potion, x2
• rusty chain mail
• steel whip
• Trick Fears (artifact)

Owen

• Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action

Companions

• Larry (leopard cat): Its spotted fur is eerily bright with flecks of pink and white. Its ears are sagged. The little creature is an extremely fierce predator. When it attacks it tears through thick forest and farmland, devouring all mice in its path. It used to live in a bush for shelter, before Kek teleported it.

Titles

• Ear-Stabber

Wealth

• Money: 3 silver coins and 24 copper coins + 160 copper + 88 gold
• Used: 1 gold

Worn

• long black pants
• long sleeve black shirt
• noble outfit

Backpack

• aurinia mystica mushroom, also called "the life changer", which has mild hallucinogenic properties, 1 oz
• axe head
• battle axe, x10
• bone spear
• conductor's hat
• dagger
• flask of lavender oil
• flask of peppermint oil
• glass vial, x24, x48
• katana, x2
• Kek's Team ears
• lock picks (32 pc)
• magnifying glass
• mortal and pestle
• poisoned exceptional dagger, x2
• potion of fire resistance
• potion of health, x2
• potion of mind blank, x2
• purse, x3
• prescription glasses
• rusty dagger
• scimitar, x3
• slippers
• torch, x2
• vial of mild hallucinogenics, x7
• vial of nightshade poison x8, x12

Shi Taberu Hito

• Sorcerer (class): You can cast any spell that you can think of. The more powerful the spell is, the more difficult it is to cast. When you want to cast a spell, all you have to do is picture an image of the spell in your mind. This technique is called: visualization.

• Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.

• Strange Aeons (cheat): You no longer age, you are immune to mental influence, and you have a handful of supernatural abilities, you can enter and manipulate dreams, grow and recede alien appendages at will, and summon weak entities from Lovecraft’s mythos if you fulfill the grisly requirements.

• Edgelord (cheat): You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Companions

• Emiya Miyashita (priestess-thief)
• Abigail (priestess)
• 1 succubus
• 20 ghouls

Factions

• Loki Familia
• Kek's Adventurer's Guild (A rank)

Titles

• Copycat Magician
• Human Hunter

Wealth

• Kek Points: 5
• Money (Current): 32 gold, 46 silver
• Money (Gained): 141 gold
• Money (Used): 155 gold

Worn

• trenchcoat and bitchin' shades (worn)
• dual Desert Eagles (worn)

Sturdy Leather Backpack

• kunai
• jeweled dagger
• piss-yellow sizzling potion
• purple and syrupy potion (x2)
• Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Small Changing Potion, Small Changing Potion, Green and Bubbling Potion
• Potion of Resist Law, x2: Two small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the rest
• Bag of Detect Invisibility, x2: Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powder
• 5 Daggers, 20 rations, grappling hook, 2 lamps, 5 pain killers, mirror, compass, and lock picks 32 pc
• potion of healing, x10
• scroll of Gate
• William's Bagpipes: The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument.

Emiya's Inventory

• dagger x5, pain killers x5

Spellbook

• Appraise Rank (Above Average): This spell gives you an estimate of your opponent's power, ranked from A to F.
• Bind Demon
• Charm Person ([+1 RS favored spell]) (Low):
• Discord (Above Average): This spell creates supernatural enmity within your enemy’s ranks.
• Friendship (Weak): This spell improves the target's attitude toward you.
• Joi (Weak): This spell improves the target's mood.
• Protection From Evil
• Mass Confusion
• Magical Contract (High)
• Rage
• Summon Demon (Exceptional)

Sigric

Companions

• Father Miracle: His eyes are pure white, he is frothing at the mouth, his veins are visible through his skin, and he is covered in ash. The monster begins to scream in a high pitched voice. Sigric bends the creature’s mind to his will.

Wealth

• Kek Points: 10
• Money (Gained): 2 gold, 1 silver

Worn

• chain mail shirt
• club
• heavy steel shield

Inventory

• club
• ID card

Wade

• Gladiator (class): You are considered to have Average skill in traditional gladiator weapons (gladius, harpoon, etc.). If a crowd is watching you and cheering on you, your rank increases to High.

• Creepy (cheat): You are creepy. You are powered by corrupted, deviant energies. You revel in rape, cannibalism, and anything viewed as creepy by normies. The more you creep out, gross out and offend others, the more powerful buffs you gain. If your party doesn't hate you, then you are doing something wrong. Unlock great bonuses if you make another player quit.

Factions

• Kek's Adventurer's Guild (C rank)
• Malachite Adventurer's Guild (bronze rank)

Titles

• Pastries Aficionado
• The Puritan

Companions

• Moderator Cygnus

Wealth

• Kek Points: 13
• Money: 9 copper, 40 USD

Inventory

• combat knife
• flip phone
• healing potion, x3
• rusty short sword

Sir Bacon

Wealth

• Kek Points: 11
• Money (Gained): 6 silver + 2 gold, 1 silver
• Money (Used): 2 silver

Worn

• crossbow
• large steel shield
• leather armor

Bamboo Backpack

• bolt, x9
• casino token
• healing potion
• potion of love
• potion with a smoothing smell
• wooden bottle

Squiddly

• 10 Kek Points
• war staff
• Title: The Disintegrator