Kek's Isekai/Inventory

This page lists the players' inventories for the Kek's Isekai quest.

Quests

• Communication Crystal (5 KP)
• Labyrinthia (S rank, 50 KP): Labyrinthia is a dungeon that has appeared in the area. The entrance has the shape of a vulva and no one so far has come out alive.
• Monsieur Luquin's Note (1 KP)
• The Mage-Thief (A rank, gold only)
• White Slavery (10 KP)

Ayame

• Druidess (class): You are a priestess who draws her power directly from Nature and not from any deity. You can cast spells that involve healing, charm, the weather and nature. You gain the Shapeshifting skill, rank Average.

• Buffed Up (cheat): You gain a +3 RS bonus to 3 random attributes.
  • Reflex score buffed up to Superhuman
  • Memory score buffed up to Exceptional
  • Intuition score buffed up to Exceptional

Companions

• Koko (cat): a tiny white kitten with a black circle around his left eye.

Wealth

• Money (gained): 3 silver, 5 copper + 2 gold, 1 silver
• Money (used): 3 copper

Inventory

• arm warmers (black)
• candles, x5
• chain mail
• chalk
• combat knife
• copper flute
• cinnamon bun, milk
• fishing rod
• guild ID card
• earbuds
• oni mask, x4
• oni mask, mysterious
• large steel shield
• leather armor
• potion of healing, x3
• potion of healing
• potion of love
• PSP with broken screen
• small empty bottle
• smartphone, 5 y.o., cat phone charm
• thighs (black)
• twisted wooden staff
• waterskin
• wedding cake pendant
• witch hat (black)
• wooden shield
• wooden bottle

Mark Mondragon

• Con Artist (class): Charisma boosted to High. Gain the Con Artist skill at rank Average. Gain the Bluff skill at rank Above Average.

• Clown (class): You have mastered Clown World and found a weakness in the fabric of reality. You can use illusion magic and you are considered to have Average Acrobatic skills. You are immune to fear.

• Honkler (cheat): You gain various situational bonuses for posting funny, ridiculous, outrageous or otherwise clown-related art (memes, poems, jokes...) If you use the 4chan's painter, you can use magic as depicted in your drawing, but only if the QM can guess what your drawing represents (you are not allowed to tell), and if it is clown related. You also have a special talent for driving your opponents crazy when you mock them.

• Tathagata Store (stat): Minuscule

• Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action

• Yan Bloodline (strength): As a direct descendant of the Yan Emperor, the character cannot be killed by fire damage.

Companions

• Loony (balloon dog)

Factions

• Loki Familia
• Kek's Adventurers Guild (B rank)

Wealth

• Kek Points: 15
• Money (Current): 1 gold
• Crystals: 3 bad bat, 2 fire imp, 3 shadow imps, 3 dungeon lizard, 10 roper, 20 killer ants, 20 goblin, 20 kobold, 20 orcs, 1 dungeon worm

Worn

• elven chain mail: This fine armor of elven design offers a good protection and is very light.
• exceptional longbow
• large steel shield
• leather quiver (24 steel arrows)
• winter clothes

Clown Cart

• bag of salt
• balloon whip
• crossbow
• doctor outfit
• double missile wand
• exceptional steel longsword, x2
• exceptional steel dagger, x4
• full adventurer outfit
• guild membership card
• healing potion, x2
• red scarf
• rusty chain mail
• sharpened copper dagger
• steel whip
• Trick Fears (artifact)

Owen

• Assassin (class): With this class, you will gain the the power to vanish into shadows when you want to hide. This will be very useful if the law creatures come back to harrass us more. Moreover, you will obtain new knowledge about poison which will appear in your memory instantaneously. >Owen gains the skill Hide in Shadows: Average rank >Owen gains the skill Knowlege(Poison): Average rank

• Japanese Bloodline (cheat): Your face and body morph to take a purely Japanese appearance (choose Jomon or Yayoi, see picture). When travelling to Western nations, you are considered generally adorable by everyone. When you say something rude, it will be considered part of the cultural barrier. You will be given more respect and the opposite gender will find you more attractive. At the QM's discretion, you will be given more leeway when doing retarded actions. You are considered fluent in the Japanese language and to have a proficiency of Average with katanas.

• Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action

Companions

• Larry (leopard cat): Its spotted fur is eerily bright with flecks of pink and white. Its ears are sagged. The little creature is an extremely fierce predator. When it attacks it tears through thick forest and farmland, devouring all mice in its path. It used to live in a bush for shelter, before Kek teleported it.

Titles

• Ear-Stabber

Wealth

• Kek Points: 5
• Money: 3 silver coins and 24 copper coins + 160 copper + 88 gold
• Used: 1 gold

Worn

• long black pants
• long sleeve black shirt
• noble outfit

Backpack

• aurinia mystica mushroom, also called "the life changer", which has mild hallucinogenic properties, 1 oz
• axe head
• battle axe, x10
• bone spear
• conductor's hat
• dagger
• flask of lavender oil
• flask of peppermint oil
• glass vial, x24, x48
• guild ID card
• katana, x2
• Kek's Team ears
• lock picks (32 pc)
• magnifying glass
• mortal and pestle
• poisoned exceptional dagger, x2
• potion of fire resistance
• potion of health, x2
• potion of mind blank, x2
• purse, x3
• prescription glasses
• rusty dagger
• scimitar, x3
• slippers
• torch, x2
• vial of mild hallucinogenics, x7
• vial of nightshade poison x8, x12

Shi Taberu Hito

• Sorcerer (class): You can cast any spell that you can think of. The more powerful the spell is, the more difficult it is to cast. When you want to cast a spell, all you have to do is picture an image of the spell in your mind. This technique is called: visualization.

• Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.

• Strange Aeons (cheat): You no longer age, you are immune to mental influence, and you have a handful of supernatural abilities, you can enter and manipulate dreams, grow and recede alien appendages at will, and summon weak entities from Lovecraft’s mythos if you fulfill the grisly requirements.

• Edgelord (cheat): You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Companions

• Emiya Miyashita (priestess-thief) (B rank)
• Abigail (priestess) (D rank)
• 1 succubus
• 20 ghouls (4)

Factions

• Loki Familia
• Kek's Adventurer's Guild (A rank)

Titles

• Copycat Magician
• Human Hunter

Wealth

• Kek Points: 5
• Money (Current): -7 gold, 1 silver
• Money (Gained): 9 gold, 24 silver + 23 gold, 22 silver + 141 gold
• Money (Used): 1 gold, 7 silver + 7 gold + 20 gold, 8 silver + 155 gold

Worn

• trenchcoat and bitchin' shades (worn)
• dual Desert Eagles (worn)

Sturdy Leather Backpack

• Bag of Detect Invisibility, x2: Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powder
• compass
• daggers, x5
• hand saw
• grappling hook
• kunai
• lamp, x2
• lock picks 32 pc
• mirror
• jeweled dagger
• pain killers, x5
• potion of healing, x10
• potion, piss-yellow sizzling
• potion, purple and syrupy, x2
• Potion of Resist Law, x2: Two small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the rest
• rations, x20
• scroll of Gate
• William's Bagpipes: The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument.

Emiya's Inventory

• dagger x5, pain killers x5
• jeweled dagger

Spellbook

• Appraise Rank (Above Average): This spell gives you an estimate of your opponent's power, ranked from A to F.
• Bind Demon
• Charm Person ([+1 RS favored spell]) (Low):
• Discord (Above Average): This spell creates supernatural enmity within your enemy’s ranks.
• Friendship (Weak): This spell improves the target's attitude toward you.
• Joi (Weak): This spell improves the target's mood.
• Protection From Evil
• Mass Confusion
• Mass Fear (Above Average)
• Magical Contract (High)
• Rage (Average)
• Summon Demon (Exceptional)

Sigric

• Medicine Man of Odin (class): Miracles of healing and revival come to 2RS easier to you. You can channel positive energy to heal all nearby living creatures and harm demonic beings/undead. Outside of combat you can instantly heal any wound and cure minor illnesses without a skill check.

Companions

• Father Miracle: His eyes are pure white, he is frothing at the mouth, his veins are visible through his skin, and he is covered in ash. The monster begins to scream in a high pitched voice. Sigric bends the creature’s mind to his will.

Wealth

• Kek Points: 10
• Money (Gained): 2 gold, 1 silver

Worn

• chain mail shirt
• club
• heavy steel shield

Inventory

• club
• guild ID card

Wade

• Gladiator (class): You are considered to have Average skill in traditional gladiator weapons (gladius, harpoon, etc.). If a crowd is watching you and cheering on you, your rank increases to High.

• Creepy (cheat): You are creepy. You are powered by corrupted, deviant energies. You revel in rape, cannibalism, and anything viewed as creepy by normies. The more you creep out, gross out and offend others, the more powerful buffs you gain. If your party doesn't hate you, then you are doing something wrong. Unlock great bonuses if you make another player quit.

Factions

• Kek's Adventurer's Guild (C rank)
• Malachite Adventurer's Guild (bronze rank)

Titles

• Pastries Aficionado
• The Puritan

Companions

• Moderator Cygnus

Wealth

• Kek Points: 13
• Money: 9 copper, 40 USD

Inventory

• combat knife
• flip phone
• healing potion, x3
• rusty short sword

Sir Bacon

• Empath (class): You are an empath who masters the energy of emotions. You can feel other people's surface emotions and manipulate them magically.

• Anonymous (cheat): You are impossible to remember when you’ve left someone’s sight, you can’t be recorded in any way, and you leave no evidence of your existence. This doesn’t apply to other Isekai victims. In addition, you can still post on 4chan, but trying to prove you’ve been Isekai’d will get you laughed at.

Wealth

• Kek Points: 11
• Money (Gained): 5 silver + 6 silver + 2 gold, 1 silver
• Money (Used): 2 silver

Worn

• crossbow
• large steel shield
• leather armor
• modern clothes (green hoodie, jeans, t-shirt, socks, tennis shoes)

Bamboo Backpack

• bolt, x9
• casino token
• kukri
• lotus
• pack of mint gum (10 sticks)
• polypropylene katana
• potion of love
• potion of healing, x2
• potion with a smoothing smell
• smartphone
• stone spear
• wooden bottle

Squiddly

• Priest of Kek (class): You can cast spells related to healing, blessing, and Kek's attributes in general.

• Cursed Sage (cheat): You gain the powers called "Dark Heal", "Destroy" and "Death Roulette". Their effect is unknown.

Titles

• Title: The Disintegrator

Wealth

• 10 Kek Points

Worn

• full plate armor
• large steel shield
• war staff

Inventory

• bottle of holy water
• steel longsword

Other

• Chase has a Tathāgata Store rank of Minuscule
• Jackson has the title: Last Man Standing
• Terry has the titles: Vlad the Impaler, Executioner
• William has the title: Cut-Throat