Difference between revisions of "Zolo"

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Zolo is a pretty cool guy, eh chats on IRC and doesnt afraid of anyone.
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Zolo is a pretty cool girl, she cybers people on IRC and is afraid of mirrors.
  
I wish I could grow up to be even an infinitesimal fraction as awesome as he is. Seriously, if there was a clothing line named after him, it would be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT I'M WEARING. GOD DAMN, WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AT MY FEET NAKED, and it would make billions upon billions quarterly. Seriously, hes like Chuck Norris 4.7 or some shit.
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I wish I could grow up to be even an infinitesimal fraction as ham as she is. Seriously, if there was a clothing line named after her, it would be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT I'M WEARING. GOD DAMN, WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AWAY FROM ME, and it would make negative billions upon billions quarterly. Seriously, shes like Chuck Norris 4.7 or some shit.
  
He'll come to your house, punch open your door (and in the process half the house and instantly kill your family), and proceed to make you his bitch.
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She'll come to your house, punch your door (and in the process break her hand), and proceed to make herself a bitch.
  
 
God damn.
 
God damn.

Latest revision as of 22:35, 4 February 2010

Zolo is seen on the right, punching Jesus.

Zolo is a pretty cool girl, she cybers people on IRC and is afraid of mirrors.

I wish I could grow up to be even an infinitesimal fraction as ham as she is. Seriously, if there was a clothing line named after her, it would be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT THE SHIT THAT I'M WEARING. GOD DAMN, WOMEN THROW THEMSELVES AWAY FROM ME, and it would make negative billions upon billions quarterly. Seriously, shes like Chuck Norris 4.7 or some shit.

She'll come to your house, punch your door (and in the process break her hand), and proceed to make herself a bitch.

God damn.