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<center>'''[[The World Is Mine]]''' by [[Cirr]]</center>
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<center>'''[[Tozol Quest]]''' by [[TestPattern]]</center>
  
An Areeni named Sinter attempts to capture a facility in order to take over ''the entire world'' and hits a bit of a snag when she finds an active AI and a robot already kind of own the place. The robot, SARU-601 (or SARU for short), decides that it'd be way more fun to see where Sinter's going with her plans rather than boot her out the door. With the (debatably) helpful AI assisting(?) her, Sinter sets out to make the world her own! And maybe to take another peek at that box. It's so wonderful and great and she really just wants one peak I mean come on what's wrong with that it's just a box let her see the box FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY ''GIVE HER THE BOX YOU SON OF A'' *signal lost*
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Who's a tozol and a half? Penji is a tozol and a half. Waking up in an abandoned facility, Penji actually listens to the voices in her head that tell her to kill things and tries to find a way to escape. Along the way she makes many friends (and a few dozen more enemies), guzzles drugs to counter the drugs she's being suppressed with, upgrades her bioengineered soldier body to be less terrible and generally fucks up people's shit before they can fuck her up too badly.
  
Also the artwork is adorable and the attempts to make it less cute only make it moreso.
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Also, she has a thing for eating things you don't normally think of eating. Crazy alien metabolisms!

Revision as of 09:31, 13 August 2011

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Tozol Quest by TestPattern

Who's a tozol and a half? Penji is a tozol and a half. Waking up in an abandoned facility, Penji actually listens to the voices in her head that tell her to kill things and tries to find a way to escape. Along the way she makes many friends (and a few dozen more enemies), guzzles drugs to counter the drugs she's being suppressed with, upgrades her bioengineered soldier body to be less terrible and generally fucks up people's shit before they can fuck her up too badly.

Also, she has a thing for eating things you don't normally think of eating. Crazy alien metabolisms!