Silvermoon Clan Inheritence Wars Chronicles: My Brother I Will Defeat You

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We hope you enjoyed this demonstration of what a truly terrible quest can be like!
-- Some delusional simpleton.


Best Quest Ever. Hands down.
-- Anon, speaking The Truth.


This quest was fun, had a high level of participation and updated fast.
That's more than what can be said of a lot of "high quality quests" around here.

-- Another Anon, speaking The Ironic Truth.


Silvermoon Clan Inheritence Wars Chronicles: My Brother I Will Defeat You
by sajindarkwizardkillerdirge
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chapter one: [ (link) ]

previous chapter: [ (link) ]

chapter thirtyseven (ACTIVE): [ (link) ]

Called 'SCIWC:MBIWDY' for short.

The Best Quest Series In The World, run by sajindarkwizardkillerdirge as an example of how to make a Truly Awesome Quest. The title alone makes it already hilarious. SCIWC:MBIWDY's high quality art and storytelling didn't stop some delusional people from mistaking it for a 'parody'. But the Tru Hardcore Fans of SCIWC:MBIWDY know better, of course.

Major Characters

preston strifecloud

Race: half-demon.

Place of origin: another dimension.

Wepon: breaker sword.

Armor: cybernanosuit.

Transformation: full half-demon form. His sword transforms too (it has an eye).

Attacks:

  • talking really hard (makes target's head xplode)
  • cuntpunt (makes target fly 149 yards)
  • yelling really loudly (makes many targets' heads xplode offscreen)
  • cutting the SUN in half (makes its top half fall down, complete with half the sunrays, and then explode in a skull-like explosion)
  • INITILATE FORMATIN DELTA (THE LAST COMMAND THEY WILL EVER DO)
  • various and all quite powerfukl eye lasers (including one that even KAOS from deep can't dodge)

Usually known by his codename strider. Heir to the silvermoon fangclan. His quest is to defeat his brother/father and send him back to their home dimension. His eyes become white when he is angry. He also wants to become the best shinigami in the universe. It is impossible for him to become depressed, because he is VENJENCE INCARNAITE. Some time ago he served in the organization thirteen specual justice force with other half demons like himself, where he got his DARK AURA.

male cutebold

Race: cutebold.

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

His head xploded when preston 'strider' strifecloud talked really hard at him.

cutebold bitch

Race: cutebold.

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

preston 'strider' strifecloud made her carry his stuff (his breaker sword) and show him her tits. Unfortunately, the sword was too sharp and cut off her hands. preston the proceeded to cuntpunt her, sending her flying for 149 yards and over an American football goalpost for a touchdown.

brother/father

Race: half-demon.

Place of origin: another dimension.

Wepon: ?

Armor: black trenchcoat. You cannot hurt him with weapons alone.

Transformation: ?

Attacks:

  • teleporting behind target's back

preston 'strider' strifecloud's brother/father. A dark figure with an aura of bleackness about him. His quest is to defeat his brother/son and become the true heir to the silvermoon fangclan. His sexuality and feelings towards his brother/son are somewhat questionable (as are preston 'strider' strifecloud's). He is actually the corporeal form of preston's DARK AURA which he got from serving in the organization thirteen specual justice force. He's currently in preston's party.

demon dog

Race: demon dog.

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

preston 'strider' strifecloud grinded it to level up, while his brother/father waited because preston didn't talk to him again to initiate combat.

deme, aka demesi

Race: ?

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: gun.

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

preston 'strider' strifecloud's best friend. preston helped him defeat the shatow monsters, which made KAOS from deep mad at him.

you're mom

Race: travesty

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

She is a travesty.

fuschio falto

Race: molto

Place of origin: ?

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks:

  • super missile

preston 'strider' strifecloud's girlfriend. She's currently in his party, and is being kidnapped by KAOS from deep.

KAOS from deep

Race: ?

Place of origin: deep

Wepon: ?

Armor: ?

Transformation: ?

Attacks: ?

He is still mad at preston 'strider' strifecloud for helping demesi defeat the shatow monsters, and so he decided to kidnap fuschio falto FOR RECENGE. He always dodges 9like in deep.

Plot

Spoiler.gif This article contains spoilers! You were warned.

chapter one

preston 'strider' strifecloud sets on his quest to defeat his brother/father and send him back to their home dimension. Prepare for a shocking twist ending!

previous chapter

Come on, there's just no way you don't know its plot already. To quote preston 'strider' strifecloud,

"i mean even fucktards that dont read any quests know that and they hear it from there friends

jesus cghrist"

chapter thirtyseven

Our party, consisting of preston 'strider' strifecloud, his brother/father, and his girlfriend fuschio falto, is chillen in the DESART OF DESPAIR. Suddenly, fushio is kidnapped by KAOS from deep! (ongoing)

Gallery

Official

Fanart


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