Kaustinen's Pretty Short, Unamusing Quest to Attain Alcoholic Beverages, Punch People He Hates and Escape Some Sort of Surreal Alternate Dimension by Rand
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KAUSTINEN seeks for alcohol! Quest by Rand.
This quest was completed on 6th of July.
Characters
Kaustinen
Angry all the time. Has super-strong fists, but is not very bright.
Yellow
Yellow goast. A gentleman. Supposedly possesses a really, really powerful weapon.
Orange, 'Doorman'
A huge, orange goast. Sleeps on his job.
Red, 'Remover'
Creepy goast whose job is getting rid of people. Wields a knife that upon drawing blood disintegrates the victim.
Purple, 'Banks' A nice fellow, not much is known about him. Has device capable of modifying space.
Blue, 'Sucker'
Obsessed with cleaning and clean surfaces. Possesses INTERDIMENSIONAL VACUUM-CLEARNER OF GREATER SUCKING.
Green, 'Zap'
A huge bitch. Can teleport 'zap' by using a spatial artifact. She also talks in >implications.
Adventurer squad
A buncha of dicks.