User:Jake

Jake: A butt and an artist.

Is a POWER HANDYMAN and a POWER FIREMAN.

Also a POWER POLICEMAN.

Has a girlfriend.

Did some stuff for BBQ.

That one guy who suggests dying.

Dies a lot.

The End.

Also never finishes art.

The End part 2.

Known as the lord of tacos and frilly undergarments.

Slayed the Jade monkey dragon of Malikinush.

Invented things like the clapper, pie, and cool character concepts.

Jake chased a geodude for miles until it died of exhaustion.

Jake would sing you the song of his people, but then he would have to kill you.

Consumes chocolate milk at the rate of 53 bratty children.

MY ARBOKS!!!