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999324 No. 999324 ID: 7f716e

Fish Quest
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No. 999327 ID: 7f716e
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999327

"hey man, wanna go fishing?"
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No. 999328 ID: 79c0fa

OK, but we're hunting the most dangerous fish.
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No. 999330 ID: 661f01

nah, lets go whaling instead.
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No. 999331 ID: afe7de

Your name is TIPPLER, and HELL YEAH you wanna go fish
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No. 999332 ID: 0d6409

FISH HUNT FISH HUNT
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No. 999333 ID: e51896

Sure, lets go fishing... but I'm driving the boat this time! You remember what happened when you drove it? Right?

*flashback*
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No. 999337 ID: bc11b8

LESGO
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No. 999338 ID: 7f716e
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999338

>>999333
"sure man, but im driving last time. Remember what happened last time you drove the boat?"
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No. 999339 ID: 7f716e
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999339

"You got a flat tire!"
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No. 999340 ID: 7f716e
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999340

>>999328
"Anyway, we're gonna go catch the most dangerous fish. a shark with a katana and a gun. Where would we find one of those?"

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No. 999341 ID: 0d6409

Californian suburban upper middle class canal behind a weeb's house
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No. 999342 ID: 894419

>>999340
the best place to find a mall ninja shark would be the mall aquarium
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No. 999343 ID: afe7de

the mall aquarium
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No. 999344 ID: 79c0fa

Definitely the wilds of the mall aquarium.
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No. 999430 ID: 7f716e
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999430

>>999343
>>999344
okay you go to the mall
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No. 999432 ID: 7f716e
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999432

"holy shit, theres actually a shark with a gun and a katana here!"
"I think we're going to need a weapon of our own to fight this thing. I got $20, lets go look at the mall weapon shop."
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No. 999433 ID: 7f716e
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999433

"What kind of mall ninja stuff should we get?"
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No. 999434 ID: e5b672

we need the natural enemies of guns and swords! A crossbow and a shield!
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No. 999435 ID: e51896

Hey now, you need to learn how to be a ninja before you can use ninja weapons! We need some how-to manuals!

Go buy some mangas about ninjas, and get to readin'
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No. 999436 ID: afe7de

you need to buy ninja headbands, they confer great ninja powers.
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No. 999469 ID: f8fa51

Definitely something black-stained and impractical, with spikes and blades in so many different directions you're more likely to stab yourself than your target.
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No. 999480 ID: 0d6409

Car door
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No. 1001808 ID: 7f716e
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1001808

>>999435
>>999480
"Before we fight, we need to train. Lets consult the ancient texts."
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No. 1001810 ID: 7f716e
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1001810

"I-I can feel the ancestral knowledge flowing into me!!
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No. 1001816 ID: 7f716e
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1001816

"Lets get a bigass katana!"
"And i'll go with my fists"
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No. 1001817 ID: 7f716e
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1001817

"wait! We need to introduce ourselves in a really badass way. What should we say though?"
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No. 1001824 ID: afe7de

You cut open the glass and you reveal your identities as master ninja swords and fistmen while the shark just dies on the ground because it lacks oxygen
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No. 1001825 ID: d05489

Tap on the glass
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No. 1001827 ID: d51063

>>1001817
show how badass you are by carving your name into the glass with your sword
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No. 1001858 ID: 8233ee

My name is Richard Dickson, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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No. 1002902 ID: 7f716e
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1002902

>>1001824
>>1001827
>>1001858
"I am going to carve my name, Richard Dickson, into the walls of its home. So that when I defeat this beast, it will have to look upon it for all time, and cry like a little bitch about it."
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No. 1002903 ID: 7f716e
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1002903

"Uh, I dunno, that doesn't sound so...."
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No. 1002904 ID: 7f716e
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1002904

"uh.... shit."
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No. 1002905 ID: 7f716e
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1002905

"oh frick!! The BEAST is loose!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!
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No. 1002906 ID: 7f716e
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1002906

*Whistle*
"Alright boys, you know the rules! 3 rounds, Any weapons, but no kicking!...FIGHT!!!
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No. 1002907 ID: 5197cb

Time to bite it.
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No. 1002908 ID: afe7de

show it who has a better bite!
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No. 1002910 ID: 894419

>>1002906
Go for the fins! Disarm it and then make soup out of it!
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No. 1004420 ID: 7f716e
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1004420

"whoa, hey man what are you doing I needed that water..."
"Ah, screw weapons i'm going to beat it at its own game!!
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No. 1004422 ID: 7f716e
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1004422

"Whoa hey!! OWww!! HELP, HELP ME!! ASSAULT ASSAULT!! GETTOFFME! Get off or I'll shoot you in self defense!
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No. 1004428 ID: e51896

Eh? Sharks cant talk. And he's threatening to use a gun in our unarmed combat? He has no honor!

Knock it out by bonking it in the head several times. Meanwhile, while shark is distracted, brown shirt can wrestle the gun away from the shark
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No. 1004429 ID: afe7de

Boop his nose with a fist, sharks hate that. But watch out for the mouth or you'll lose an arm!
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No. 1004432 ID: 8233ee

You have the jaw of a pitbull, a bear trap, iron. Just keep thinking that to yourself as you punch it’s snoot and wrestle the gun away. What a coward this big fish is.
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No. 1015595 ID: 4b11a7
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1015595

shark is like :hey Wait! lets hug instead of fight" yeah [
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No. 1015596 ID: 894419

yes hUG and also do another shot blobbiash
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No. 1015598 ID: 3a3ec3

HUG
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No. 1015599 ID: 4b11a7
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1015599

You hug yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[color=#f542f5] Wow we hugged[/color[
Yes, we did :)

The END/
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No. 1015601 ID: 96c896

>>1015599
Hugging is about the same as catching! Mission complete.
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No. 1015602 ID: bc11b8

suggestion
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No. 1015603 ID: 894419

>>1015599
Yayyayy drink a nothers shot bby
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