oh no! what an impossible choice!

...well not really that impossible, voyluk would probably handle the excruciatingly intense hornyness fine, and if all else fails she could just transfer it over to bitluk, which would probably nullify it.
probably...

>>999132
then again, would the group really be able to handle the insufferable hornyness of a twice-lewd voyluk?
she might start to literally vibrate with pent up unreleased sexual tension if it doubled.

Voyluk should not get any lewder, and Bitluk is out of the question, mister foams has to take one for the team

Voyluk.

>>999134
you fool, we have no idea what could happen if mister foams took on a person's worth of lewdness! Don't you know the smaller something is the lewder it becomes when imparted with lewdness?

Bitluks purity might shield her, but mister foams is a racoon, they would be entirely unprotected against the wild, sensual energies that's released!

It might create something truly terrible....

What about one of the spirits taking the lewd.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/06(Thu)13:23 No. 999144 ID: 164e20
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>>999132
>>999135
>>999133
>>999134
>>999136
>>999138
(Voyluk has won by a single vote, transferring LEWDNESS now)
"Get read voyluk, being LEWDIFIED is incredibly AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"... Phew, it only lasts a second. And I'm already back to normal! Thank you voyluk! Now I can rob in peace."
"No problem dddluk.... Oooooh boy I am really feeling this right now, but it should help in my career right?"
"Yes yes, very HORNY, anyways we've cured you now dddluk."
"What do you mean we!?"
"So you gonna come with us or not?"
"Eh, I'm still loading up stuff, you girls go on ahead, I'll catch up with you soon."
"UGH! Fine, can you at least tell us what happened to the others?"
"Well, migeluk allowed herself to be arrested to try to explain what happened to them, then they tried to arrest nexluk but she slipped violently from their grasp, don't know what happened to her after that."
"Who tried to arrest us?"
"Who do you think? Those people you were trying to join, the cookie cartel!"
*Gasp*
(Who do you try to save first?)

Migeluk seems to be in a lot more trouble than nexluk right now, you need to save her!

Yes, let us save her from the cookie mafia.

>>999138
Us pervert spirits are already lewd. Being incorporeal, if we took on any more lewdness it would literally be too much for our being and we'd dissolve into a musky cloud of pure lewdness as our entire being ruptures from the inside and spills out, coating everything in the area in a sticky white ectoplasm.

Also does anyone know if they're done transferring yet?
I don't see any difference yet, it's all lewd to me.

>>999145
But nexluk might slip right into the hands of the lyluk haters! You know how accident prone she can be.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)09:22 No. 1000961 ID: 164e20
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>>999145
>>999146
"Alright, so here we are at the cookie shop, as we originally planned but now in much more trouble than before."
"You girls think that cookie cartel members have huge f-"
"OKAY STOP THAT NOW! Instead of that, lets think of how to save migeluk. Theres no one manning the shop... Lets raid the cookie stocks, having a full belly will help us think."
(Bitluk tries to pull the security door open, it is locked firmly. She can hear voices from behind the door)
(What do the lyluks do now?)

look behind the counter, there might be some kinda security release (be careful to not press the alarm button they have in case of robberies)

Meanwhile someone else can go up to the door and check out what's happening in there.

And dddluk? Keep stealing. This is quality stash material, not to mention you gotta get back at the cookie cartel for fudging you all over like this.

>>1000961
Eavesdrop and see if you can hear any juicy tidbits

Raid the cash register, get money

>>1000968
Scratch that, cut out the middle-luk, just steal the whole register. You can open it later.

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)11:28 No. 1000979 ID: 164e20
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>>1000962
>>1000968
>>1000976
"Hmmm, nope, doesn't look like theres any door button on here, not that I can read the left one of course but judging by the fact the others are cookies I can guess what it does. I don't know how to open the cash register and it seems stuck to the counter."
"Y'know, I really want stick som-"
"Shut!"

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)11:35 No. 1000982 ID: 164e20
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>>1000962
>>1000963
(After giving bitluk a boost she can see inside)
(Oh no! The cookie cartel guards have got migeluk strapped down! The voices are too muffled to hear anything besides noms but bitluk can tell migeluk is in great danger!)
(Will you continue messing around at the counter? Or will you actually try to save migeluk? Or perhaps be migeluk?)

be midgeluk. We will save our own damn selves

>roman legion: Bust down the doors on this cookie cartel for trying to exterminate lyluks in your place
like hell you're gonna let these cookie-munching cosplaying weirdos take your jobs
Boobah Vult!

Damn i didn't know Migeluk was into this sorta stuff

inciting a conflict between the Romans and the cookie cartel seems like a viable option

XenobenerHund 2021/05/19(Wed)13:23 No. 1000993 ID: 164e20
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>>1000984
>>1000986
"Okay, Okay, sure that sounds like it could work, but how exactly do we-"
>>1000983
>be midgeluk
(You are now a tiny midgeluk flying around a dimly lit torture chamber. You are looking for some succ and pay the voices no mind.)

Those hoods look nice and comfy. Fly into one and see if there's anything good to bite.

it seems ones of the other pervert spirits has cursed us to be midgeluk

Welp, go find some plant particles to eat

Bite the guy with the shotgun. Maybe that will cause some accidental friendly fire and take out the other guard.

More likely the midgeluk will just get squished and we can help Migeluk instead.

I will now use my spirit powers to condense all of voyluk lewdness into a lewd cookie to toss in the cell and distract the guards.

Lewd cookie is a very popular flavour.

>>1001034
You say that like voyluk will be willing to part with her newfound lewdness. She seems to be enjoying herself. ...in more ways than one.
Besides, lewdness can not be taken, only transferred by it's holder.

While the flying monstrosity is distracting the guards, Migeluk could start SLITHERING (menacingly) very fast and slip right out of the RESTRAINTS

>>1000993
o>~~ midgeluk: Fly around buzzing LOUDLY and ANNOYINGLY in you quest for some succ

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)08:39 No. 1002427 ID: 164e20
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>>1000994
>>1001004
(Midgeluk listens to the ghostly voices when they suggest getting some SUCC)
(Midgeluk SUCCs the shotgun guard)
"AHHHHHH, that huge fly got me right on the neck, the helmet did nothing!"
"What? Oh god that thing is huge! Kill it before it gets away!"

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)08:45 No. 1002429 ID: 164e20
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>>1001537
"I'll get you for stealing my blood you little gnat! EAT LEAD!"
"What!? You're not gon- HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING! YOU HAVE SLUGS LOADED YOU IDIOT! THATS NOT GONNA WORK!"
>>1001098
"Huh? You guys found me? I'm not sure what you did but I can't slither out, they lined the insides of the restraints with SANDPAPER! You need to find a way to unlock them."
"Also it's a good thing your voices are inside my head cause I am definitely deaf right now."

>bullets: ricochet off the walls and ceiling and hit the release mechanism

Quick migeluk, grab the tip of the shotgun so she can bite the other guard!

Midgeluk you're in danger! You need to perform a BARREL ROLL MANEUVER skillfully to evade the gunfire!

Hey.... Does anyone else feel that distant rumbling?

O>~~ MigeLumps: have survived the destruction of the extermination camp and followed the scent of migeluk to reunite with your (mother?father?) Luk-ian parent
O>~~ MigeLumps: Inadvertently rescue migeluk as you swarm the establishment in great swathes

XenobenerHund 2021/06/02(Wed)14:42 No. 1002450 ID: 164e20
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>>1002430
(Unfortunately you are disembodied spirits and have no control over inanimate objects)
>>1002431
"Ahhhhhh, I can't, it's too scary!"
>>1002433
(Midgeluk does one better and preforms a DIVING BARREL ROLL right onto the guns barrel! Her liquid bulk causing it to lower)
"AHHHHHHHH NO! Dude talk to me! Oh god oh jeez, I'm a murderer! I can't let anyone know about this or I'm done for!"
>>1002444
"Hey! NO! Not until the romans come back! Thats your get out of jail free card for that! Not here!"

>>1002450
Migeluk: agree not to tell anyone if the guard lets you go.

better yet, Migeluk: say nothing, he'll have forgotten you're there and due to lyluks being so overlooked by anyone naturally they're practically part of the background he'll be too distracted to remember you're there and kill you off so you can't gab to anyone of what you saw

>>1002503
Mr. Murderer Guard: You can't stay here, they'll put you in jail or worse! There's cameras everywhere, they'll know it was you!! The only way to escape now is to flee to another country...
Well what are you waiting for? RUN!!! Quickly, quickly! before they can get you!!

"*Sigh* Listen. As long as I'm alive, you can blame me for your mistake with 'Lyluk hypnotism'. The thing is, if I'm dead then they can't get the satisfaction of blaming a dead girl so they'll think you're bluffing (which you are), and if I'm imprisoned then not only will they blame the guy with everything else in control, but they'll vivisect me and realize I can't hypnotize jack-dookey.
So your best bet is to calm down, stare at the wall for five seconds, and then release my bonds. And keep staring at the wall until someone arrives."

Tell the guard he should probably just kill himself before he gets caught and is tortured to death, because that's what they do to traitors and team killers. At least this way he can go out on his own terms.

I agree with the spirit above me, but make sure to take the other guy's helmet too

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)07:26 No. 1002518 ID: 164e20
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>>1002451
"Hey! Don't worry about it! If you let me go then I won't tell anyone."
>>1002503
"ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ..."
>>1002508
"No! That won't work! The cookie cartel controls all international travel, they'll know where I've gone! Oh no, I'm even arguing with the voices in my head..."
>>1002509
(says all that shit)
"Oh nononono. I need your help, you can't just slither away, you're gonna help me hide the body. Yeah, become an accomplish so if I get caught you'll go down with me!"
"Fuck"
>>1002514
"Nonononono Shutupshutupshutup! I'm not killing myself! I got to much to live for! Who'll look after my cookie wife and cookie kids? No, I'm not gonna die here, nonono..."
>>1002515
"ᴼᵏᵃʸ, ᴵ'ˡˡ ᵗʳʸ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵉˡᵐᵉᵗ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᵘᵗ."

Soooo...
Since you're already neck deep in the shit now, You wanna drop everything and come along on a fantastical lyluk-party adventure?
You might even become friends, it'll be fun!

It's either joining this party or you're gonna be lying on the floor after Tony Cookietino fills you with holes for manslaughter. We should probably hook up with the weird green human as well. Cant let him get hurt by the cookie cartel.

It's okay, guard. It was an accident. It's okay to cry.

It's okay to cry.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)10:57 No. 1002537 ID: 164e20
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>>1002519
>>1002523
"Thanks for letting me out."
"Oh god, is this what I'm reduced to? Allying with a talking cyclops snake thing to hide a dead body?"
>>1002532
"Oh no, I've ruined everything! I can't get away from this! To think of what his family will say now... Abloobloobloo"
"Sooooooo... How we getting rid of this thing?"

>>1002537
We can't just "get rid of" them.
Look at them! They're broken, despairing. Like a bitluk without her happiness...
They're as miserable as you girls are now, it makes you kin, in spirit at least. (it's not like you goils haven't killed guards in the past, so that's even more in common!)
We gotta take care of them, and find bitluk so she can give them a comforting hug and a cathartic cry.

Open the door, mr. (former)guardsman, dddluk will be able to hide the body, she's got tons of them (i know i peeked in her stash!), she won't mind another.

Just dump his body in the cookie dough processor.
With a bit of luck you'll discover a new recipe and Mr. Trigger Discipline over there will be forgiven by the cartel.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/03(Thu)12:24 No. 1002543 ID: 164e20
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>>1002540
"I meant the dead body but I get your point. I guess he's one of us now."
"Wait, you can hear the voices too?"
>>1002541
>>1002542
"Ah dammit! I don't got time for questioning my sanity, we need to dump him somewhere quick, go out and make sure the coast is clear!
"Okay... Yeah the coast is clear."
"Thank goodness, maybe this part will- What the fuck!? You said it was clear!"
"Yeah it is clear, these are just my friends, they'll help us do this."
"Migeluk! You managed to free yourself with the help of the spirits we sent you! Now voyluk, what was that about planning the romans undies on the cookie cartel?"
"Girls! We got no time, we need your help to hide this dead body! We're either gonna turn it into cookie dough or see if dddluk can do something, which one do you think is better?"

Is the guard's neck doing okay? It looked like Midgeluk took a lot of his blood

>>1002543
He died doing what he loved. Being turned into cookies would probably be his wish, it's the only moral choice.

>>1002543
Alright, i'm done stealing everyone's underwear, what have i miss-
...Is that a dead body?
Daym girls, Attago! Alright, let me just lump it in with the others. I was gonna go through their stuff later anyways so why not! One more in the pile won't hurt.

Might also wanna ditch the mask, guardsman. They can't know it was you if you don't look the same as the cameras saw.
By the by, we never got your name, if i may inquire? Introductions, everyone.

Hey dddluk, see anything behind the counter?

Make Midgeluk suck the whole corpse up, this is undoubtedly the best course of action.

Bury the corpse in the landfill of discarded cookies, the noblest cookie guardsman burial ground.

make him into dough

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:41 No. 1003059 ID: 164e20
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>>1002565
(Midgeluk succs as much as she can through the bullet hole. She stops before she explodes)
"Oh no! Midgeluk can't fly like that! Here, get in my LYLUK INVENTORY DIMENSION"
"Your what? Also I really don't appreciate you helping the accomplice to my friends murder."
"Shut up, who was the other one again?"

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:44 No. 1003060 ID: 164e20
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>>1002546
>>1002555
"Shush you, if you wanted to help you should've come with us the first time! You're not even here."
"Doh!"
>>1002545
>>1002567
>>1002613
"Okay, so this is the dough machine?"
"Yeah, this better work or else you're gonna go in there next. Sorry about this buddy, you'll be missed."
>>1002553
"Nope, not taking off the helmet, you vermin can call me CC for now."

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:46 No. 1003061 ID: 164e20
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"Oh for fucks sake! That noise! Their gonna hear and to see what the racket is!"
"But look! It's working! He's being converted to cookie dough!

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)09:52 No. 1003062 ID: 164e20
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"Well I'll be dipped. It really worked. We made him into cookies."
"Great! Now we just need to get rid of the cookies and there'll be no evidence remaining!"
"Get rid of? You're not suggesting...?"
"Look, if you're gonna be a baby about cannibalism or whatever, then leave it up to us!"
"Yeah, you'll owe us one for all the effort we put into hiding your tracks!"
"Ugh..."
"You know, I feel like we're forgetting something. Hey pervert spirits, We haven't forgotten anything important right?"

>*Distant 'Deus Vult' Ominously Approaching*

nah its probably nothing, make sure to put some of those meat cookies in the inventory though

don't forget to plant the undies to implicate the romans! Also is midgeluk in your inventory? I don't see her.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/10(Thu)11:15 No. 1003077 ID: 164e20
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>>1003065
>>1003066
"Oops! I did forget midgeluk, thanks guys!"
"You know I have every right to smash that thing?"
"Shut! Unless you want to be the one eating these cookies."
"Urp..."
"These cookies are kinda soggy..."
"Dddluk!"
"Oh, back already? and whos's this?"
"No time, we need your undie collection as planted evidence!"
"Oh, is that so, wow you girls are finally starting to learn from me!"
"Also, please stop breaking the 4th wall dddluk."
"Sorry..."
"So, we still need to find nexluk right? She's the last one? Where could she be?"
(Where will the party search for nexluk once they planted the evidence?)

used tire store

Check in the pet store, even if Nexluk is not there you might find some new friends

Easy. Just follow the sound of slipping, and stuff breaking as said slipping subject bounces into stuff and knocks it over.

...Did i just hear the sound of very expensive, VERY fragile glass shattering over in that direction?

We're forgetting about the crashed cook's van, are we? Anyways, better head out into the most anywhere slippery, that's the trace of a nexluk.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/17(Thu)10:05 No. 1003505 ID: 164e20
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>>1003079
"Nope, nothing there, not even gonna dignify this one with allowing you guys to see it."
>>1003080
>>1003090
"Y-yeah, I think the sound came from the pet shop, I hope it's nexluk and not a big, mean-OMIGOSH! Whats a meanluk doing here?"
"I don't know but she appears to be bullying that baby EGGLUK in the cage really hard!"
(Bitluk knows that meanluks run REALLY FAST since she has personal experience with their bullying)
"I didn't think these things would make it here so quick, how are we gonna save that innocent eggluk?"
"Oh come on you pansies, it's only one of them, we can take it."
(How will they save the eggluk?)

scare the meanluk away! cookieman! you are big and you have arms!

make the cookie guard go kick it.

>>1003506
>>1003507
He was born to be destined to this moment.

Grab one of those dogs and throw it at the Meanluk

>>1003505
Somebody block the exits so it can't just run off. Cookie guard is the strongest one of the party so he can smash it with some ineffectual help from other lyluks.

just use your guard training and bash it over the head. If it keeps harassing you, grab it by the neck and throw it away or in a cage.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/17(Thu)11:30 No. 1003515 ID: 164e20
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>>1003506
>>1003507
>>1003509
>>1003510
>>1003512
"Yeah sure, this'll be easy... Hup and neutralized!"
"I think you're choking her to death..."
"Yeah? And so what if I am? You wanted me to get rid of her right?"
"Yeah but you don't have to kill her..."
"Well then how else are we going to deal with it?"
(What do you do with the meanluk?)

>>1003515
Just put it in an empty pet cage. Preferably one that's not near occupied ones.

put it in a comically large sock

let the eggluk decide

I agree, Eggluk should get a say in this

Grab anything you can to subdue her, maybe we can get through her hissing language and tell us where nexluk is hiding. Kill her after, she may retreat to their kind and sent them to take us out.
Also are you sure those are dogs behind the glass cages? They don't look very, living, you know.

probably best not to kill it, meanluks are notoriously communal, if there's one there's bound to be many more nearby. It'd be like punching a wasp nest, they'd all know if you'd killed it and begin swarming.
putting it in a cage or something is probably the safest bet.

XenobenerHund 2021/06/17(Thu)12:02 No. 1003523 ID: 164e20
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>>1003516
>>1003518
>>1003520
>>1003522
*Points at the cage she was in*
"Whats that eggluk? You want her to go in your cage? Why I think thats a fitting punishment for someone so mean."
"Yeah! CC, put her in the cage!"
"Of course 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘫𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘺."
"Yay! We saved eggluk!"
(Bitluk feels great joy in saving her. Bitluk loses 20 sadness)
"I still feel like we're forgetting something..."
(What, if anything, is the party forgetting?)
"Imagine what we can do with an eggluk~"
(What can the party do with an eggluk?)

we still need to find nexluk!

Voyluk im an ardent admirer of yours! I look foward to your lewd streams~

Ask Eggluk to start bouncing, she seems bouncy

>>1003523
uhh, lets see...
THere's nexluk, the romans, the now-definitely-confirmed-meanluk-hive in the mall or whatever this place is, the ever-present threat of the cookie cartel catching up with you...
*sniff-sniff* Does anyone else smell bunnies?

>>1003525
Voyluk you have great gams just wanna say that.

>>1003523
The meanluk broke through the glass cage, won't it do that again and break out?

XenobenerHund 2021/06/17(Thu)13:36 No. 1003541 ID: 164e20
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>>1003524
"No, I remembered that, I just can't shake the feeling I'm forgetting something really important, like REALLY important..."
>>1003525
>>1003528
"Thanks~ I can't wait to get them started. I'm gonna make a lot of people very happy! Everyone will want a piece of me!"
>>1003527
"While all that stuff should definitely be kept in mind, theres just something that tells me we're forgetting much more than that, like shouldn't there be more-URP!"
"What? What happened? Are you okay?"
"That REEKING FOUL STENCH. That GUT TURNING POTENT ODOR! It can only mean ONE THING! THERES SMELLY STINKY BUNNIES IN THIS PET SHOP!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
"Woah! Whats the matter with cute little bunnies? HEY! WAIT UP!"
(In the meantime, where should the party next look for nexluk?)

I feel she is inside a shower somewhere

toilet ... store?

what if she is in the slime shop? seems like a reasonable place to be for her

Hey uh where are all the people?

Well we are sure she went somewhere that would have a lot of slippery and clean products, maybe the janitor's closet?

oh gods you jsut left that poor meanluk to be stinked to death ;_;

follow the sound on something slipping comically, you'll find her then.