XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)07:45 No. 992141 ID: 164e20
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>>991656
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUNNNNN*

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)08:18 No. 992144 ID: 164e20
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>>991658
>>991659
"Hey chef! Do you have a computer we can use?"
"Nope, what does a chef need a computer for? Creating delicious food requires you to be in top shape, not only physically but mentally. I have no need for the compensating mental power of a computer."
"Okay well you could've just said no instead of rubbing it in."
"Uh... Sorry?"

Quick! to the LIBARBY! that place should have computers!

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)08:56 No. 992150 ID: 164e20
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>>991651
>>991652
"Toot" (Here we begin our search, it seems humans throw away computers as if they are nothing, they do not value such things but their waste is our gain, let us begin our raise with this trash can)
"Guys isn't anywhere close to an... oh whatever knock yourselves out."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)09:04 No. 992152 ID: 164e20
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>>992150
"Okay, so we knocked it over, now does anyone know what a computer looks like?"
"Nope, I lived in a barrel my whole life."
"I think we saw one in the camp, it's kinda like a TV but with buttons on it."
"But Tv's normally have buttons on them?"
"No, like, seperate from the TV, I'll point it out if I see one."
(Do the lyluks find anything useful in the trash? If so what?)

They find a shitty tablet, the swallowing kind.
They also find a shitty tablet, the pc kind.

luckily there's a [version before newest] mobile phone in the trash, with a working camera! Such wasteful consumerism. They didn't even bother unplugging the charging cable before throwing it out.

boy, these guys must be rich, there's even a laptop in here! ...although missing it's batteries.
and the screen....
No wait, there they are. They'd just fallen off.

Certainly now your adventure will continue unimpeded and fully on it's way towards- OH MY GOD IS THAT A HAMBURGER??! JACKPOT!

They find a racoon. new pet!

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)11:06 No. 992174 ID: 164e20
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>>992154
"Holy shit is that even more LYLUK PILLS! Ah it really is like back to the old days of getting into the garbage and passing out in peoples yards."
"I've seen how these PHONES work, you can video yourself with them, but I don't know how to turn it on."
"I can't figure out what this blank TABLET is and the COMPUTER is busted. Maybe we can get it fixed somewhere?"
"Oh look, a BURGER!"
"We should give that to bitluk, she hasn't stopped crying since fishluk left."
(Bitluk is ecstatic at this scrumptious gift, she has temporarily lost 20 sadness!)
>>992165
"And look at this, we're not the only one going through this treasure trove, C'here little guy, psst psst."
(The raccoon seems to feel an affinity with the dddluk and approaches like a dog)
"See, he's friendly! What should we name him guys?"

Mr. Foams

on account of all the shaving cream around its snout!

also stick it in your inventory

Rocket. Or hey maybe Rosarch, like rorschach but shitty

name him re-starch

A raccon thief-friend! There's only one name that can befit such a rascally companion: Slyluk Racooner!

...Names are hard, ok

>Owners of the house: Investigate all the commotion and angrily chase away the pests, and the raccoon, going through your garbage upon discovering them

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)12:21 No. 992192 ID: 164e20
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>>992175
>>992176
>>992180
>>992183
>>992188
"Mr. Foams rocket re-starch Slyluk racooner! Thanks pervert spirits! Now to stuff this guy safely in my inventory where..."
>>992189
"Hey! What are you doing in my garbage! Get out of here! Before I call the exterminators on you!"
"Oh no! What do we do?"
(Bitluk feels bad about knocking over an innocent persons garbage and also being threatened with death. Her sadness has increased by 30!)

Well he is giving us the chance to leave at least. Lets get on outta there.

Wait why did the raccoon get hella thicc all of a sudden? Throw it at the man!

Let us explain our motivations!

If we tell the guy we are looking for a computer to spread good publicity about us, he might even simpatize.

Also, compliment his clear romantic prowess.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/20(Sat)14:15 No. 992225 ID: 164e20
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>>992202
"Too-" (Well you see good sir we are simp-)
"Ewww, Don't fart in my face you filthy animal! Get out of here! Git!"
"What he's trying to say is we're just looking for-"
"What do I care what you're looking for? Do it by messing up someone elses trash. Leave!"
(He gets the broom)
"Oh no, it's not working!"
"Time for my secret weapon... Ahem! Hey handsome~ Why don't we get to know each other better, maybe somewhere more private~"
"I never want to heard you ask me that ever again."
(Diplomacy has failed)

Okay, you should leave now.

>nexluk: attempt to run away swiftly, only to slip in place until you generate enough motion and paradoxically catapult yourself in the opposite direction in a compromising position right at the poor man's face
>nexluk's legs: you don't know what's happening only that there was no ground and now there's something between you to clamp onto so instinctively leg-lock that bitch and never let go
>Alphonses face: be very perturbed
>nexluk: be very embarrassed about all of this but without knowing how to make it stop

I think bitluk's sadness would be reaching pretty high levels by now
I think she may start powerfully crying from all this

Bitluk: use your tears to water his plants as an apology

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)07:11 No. 993315 ID: 164e20
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>>992196
>>992227
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!"
"TOOT" (Retreat!)
"Yeah, thats right, never- wait why are you staying?"
>>992240
"Ewwww, you know I can hear what you're saying right, I'm not your perverse puppet!"
"Says the one who likes getting her butt licked."
"Shut up, don't encourage them."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)07:20 No. 993317 ID: 164e20
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>>992243
>>992246
(Bitluks sadness is now so high that her tears production can sustain a healthy garden!)
(Unfortunately this man doesn't seem to have one so bitluk instead waters his lawn in the hopes this act of charity will lead to forgiveness)
"What are you doing? Uh... Look I didn't mean to panic you or anything, I wasn't actually going to call the exterminator on you, I just wanted you to get away from my garbage. So just go on back to your friends and don't cause any trouble."

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)08:12 No. 993319 ID: 164e20
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"So what- Oh there you are bitluk. Anyways what are we going to do with this junk?"
"Shut up, Mr.Foams isn't junk!"
"Gosh, who would've thought the assassin would be so sensitive. Pervert spirits! You can read and stuff, help us out with modern technology, how fix computer?"

>>993315
>"Ewwww, you know I can hear what you're saying right, I'm not your perverse puppet!"

Hey we're pervert spirits, remember. Not our fault we died horny, never to be fulfilled
Also, that's big talk from someone so sexy they literally defy physics with their slippery smoothness :smirkyfaacethatyoureimaginingrightnow:

hol on, let me try our magic-shmagic spirit powers

>Computer: Work
>also Computer: Be filled with terabytes upon terabytes porn with all of the content featuring smug, married, and in lingerie lizards, minotaurs, and bunny wives neatly categorized in their own folders with one particularly large folder being dedicated entirely to sexy lyluks making seductive honks, which are also smug, married, and in lingerie like the rest

>>993319
You're going to need at least one (1) electricity so you can plug the computer in to see what's wrong/if it works. So you need a place to go with electrical outlets.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)10:54 No. 993351 ID: 164e20
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>>993320
"Ugh, pilluk why did you have to introduce me to these guys?"
"Beggars can't be choosers."
>>993322
"Okay, I'm pressing buttons and nothings happening! WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING? WHERES THE MAGIC GUYS??????"

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)10:56 No. 993353 ID: 164e20
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>>993332
"Oh, there we go, thanks nexluk."
"Hmmmm, Damn I wish I could read, or understood how to work a computer, anyone here have any experience with these things?"

>>993353
YEAH
I need to get a closer look at the screen though.
Or you can just read to me what it says?

Looking in trash helped us before finding a computer. Maybe it may help us again! Click the icon that looks like a trash bin.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)11:05 No. 993360 ID: 164e20
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>>993356
"Okay, does this work? I don't really understand how changing your view works but just let me know if you can see it."
>>993357
"There ain't no trash can I see in there. Just all dark and words."

so, jesus christ this plan is not going to work. I do not think a computer this old can even connect to the internet. I doubt you're going to find a DOS boot disk anywhere either.

It's asking for a boot disk. DDDluk might have something like that stashed away.

Put cookie in disk slot

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)11:55 No. 993371 ID: 164e20
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>>993364
"Toot" (Come now friends, don't lose hope on us yet, we are close to achieving our goal!)
>>993365
>>993367
"Hey dddluk, you got... one of those things they said?"
"Well the only thing I got that'll fit into the slot is one of those cookies."
"Well what are you waiting for? Hand it over! I can't wait to finally start my dream job."
"Okay okay, here, I hope this works."
"Alright, so theres a cookie in the box, what do we do next?"

>>993371
how did that work

Ok wait for it to finish loading, then... does this thing have a mouse? If it's keyboard only you can hit tab to select icons.

Hold something lewd in your trunk and we can guide on on which buttons to press. This is how it works, really. Would a pervert spirit lie to you?
Creep on? Perhaps. But *lie?* Please, there's nothing more honest than a pervert.

>pervet spirits: type HELP on computer through the lewdness held in the lyluk's trunk (or just the lyluks trunk, they ARE pretty lewd after all, what with the shape, and how it moves and all...)

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)12:33 No. 993382 ID: 164e20
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>>993374
"Even if I knew where the tab key was, theres only this thing on screen, what does it mean? How do mice control this thing? Is there mice running it like in cartoons?"
>>993377
"Pervert spirits, we don't own anything lewd."
"But that idea about using the lewdest of us to physically manifest their will in the world, could that really work? Who would even have enough lewd power to do such a thing?"

wait, hold on a moment.... my luk-lore might be a bit rusty, but... that's... that's not beaconluk's *trunk* at all, is it?

(ew) regardless, that might work as a receptacle of the pervert spirits power

Play Cookie Clicker to make the computer a perpetual motion machine

Voyluk is clearly the lewdest, and on top of that, she has some idea of what a camwhore is, so her internet knowledge might be sufficient to manifest her will in the world in a manner that's actually, I don't want to say 'useful,' but furthering your goals.

>>993382
Just poke the screen.

XenobenerHund 2021/03/27(Sat)13:28 No. 993390 ID: 164e20
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>>993384
>>993386
>>993388
"Hear that? I'm the chosen to work this anc-"
"mlem"
"What? No, didn't you hear them? I am the chosen one, not you, shove off!"
"Mlem? Mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem."
"No, stop touching it! It's for me! ME!"
(Beaconluk and voyluk fight over the keyboard until the screen changes)
"Oh no! Look what you did now, you broke it!"
"Mlem?"
>>993385
"Uh, could you tell us how to play cookie clicker, I've only ever played hop scotch."

>>993384
oh no! i meant yungluk, i'm sorry beaconluk!
*guilt-ridden sob-prelude*
curse my tiny dead lyluk brain, there's too many lyluk names to keep track of now for me like this!
abloobloobloobloo.......................................................................................................................................................................................*quiet sob*

>>993390
push buttons one by one until something changes.

Gals! there's a lyluk! there's a lyluk trapped in there! You gotta get her out!!

GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME
GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)08:11 No. 994155 ID: 164e20
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"I'll just start hitting buttons and see what happens"
"Wow! You certainly did something. I wonder whats going to happen when-"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(The lyluks are dead. Thank you for playing shitty lyluk quest)

>>994155
OH NO

(still my favorite quest)

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)09:04 No. 994167 ID: 164e20
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"Dammit, well thats one of these gone."
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB*
"-the letters stop appearing. Oh it just restarted the computer, that was anti-climatic."
"I feel as though we narrowly avoided disaster right there, we should leave all this dangerous technology up to the spirits, they know what they are doing."
"Toot" (I agree with nexluk, it turned out fine this time but who knows what could happen if we fiddle willy nilly with such advanced unknowable artifacts)
"You're right, you're exactly right, pervert spirits! Guide my trunk!"

CLICK ON GAME CLICK ON GAME

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)09:12 No. 994171 ID: 164e20
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>>993394
>>993395
"Okay, so to save pixeluk we have to complete this game right? I've never played a game before so you're gonna have to explain how to do it."
"Doesn't seem like theres much you can do, you just move pixeluk on a background. How do you win pervert spirits?"

>>994171
Try hitting the big flat button, called the spacebar, when the characters appear.

try to find the button that lets you kick Shyni in the head.

>>994171
The key is probably that strange sign you can see near the second character. I'm sure there is a way to grab it...

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)11:22 No. 994214 ID: 164e20
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"Hey, did you girls hear an explosion? Everyone alright?"
"An explosion? Nope, didn't hear anything like that, must've been in your head."
"Oooooh, what you got there chef?"
"I thought you girls would be hungry after nearly being killed in an extermination camp, so I made you some irish nachos!"
"Thanks chef!"
"Hey, no problem, it's what I do, having fun on your computer?"
"Yes chef, we're playing a game."
"Okay, well I'm always around if you need anything, don't be a stranger."

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)11:24 No. 994215 ID: 164e20
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>>994176
>>994177
"Oh hey, it worked!"
"Then why do I feel like we just did something wrong?"
(Bitluks sadness increased by 5!)

It's ok bitluk it's just a game! But if you like we can try uh... cookie browser?

This is the most right think you've ever done, Bitluk. (tbh Shyni isn't actually bad but, you know.)

hold shift, might make him run faster

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)12:17 No. 994229 ID: 164e20
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>>994190
"Okay, that did something..."
"Look at all the lyluks on screen! This was definitely the right call, I think we successfully freed pixeluk!"
"Hooray!"
"... Okay but what now?"
>>994217
(Bitluk is unsure about playing cookie clicker now that it's a lyluk game, she doesn't want more lyluks to be trapped in the computer!)
>>994218
(Pervert spirit praise improves her mood slightly, bitluk lost 5 sadness!)

try lyluk/cookie browser to see if we can set up an onlyfans or do nigerian email scams or something.

pixeluk went into the recycle bin. Follow her by opening the recycle bin, and then push ESC, that might help her escape the computer!

Why, i'm quite out of ideas
Maybe click on each of the icons and see what they are?

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)13:29 No. 994284 ID: 164e20
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>>994217
>>994230
"You must guide my trunk to that, cause I can't read... Oh it worked! It changed! It must have so much info on this screen!"
"It's a good thing we have these nachos or else I'd be really jealous of those pixeluks eating the cookies."
"So, what now? Pick the path before us..."

Click the fourth thing down on the left side of the screen. With the little lock picture next to it.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/01(Thu)14:07 No. 994295 ID: 164e20
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>>994285
"Gee, I sure wish I could read, maybe then all this would make sense."
"Mlem"
"Don't lick me."
"Sooooooo... I forgot how this thing was supposed to help us, can someone please explain?"

Try second down from the top.

It'll help by posting pictures of voyluk's gams from what I understand.

>>994295
Well, without being able to read it's going to be real hard to use the thing. Maybe you should try learning. For instance, the choices on the left are:
NEWS
HISTORY
COOKIES
WORLD DOMINATION
MORE COOKIES

The notification says "ACCESS DENIED. For archival purposes only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view." And the button says "ok"

>>994295
Hmm, well let's see.
On the left from top to bottom we have:
[
NEWS
------------------
HISTORY
------------------
COOKIES
------------------
WORLD(lock-symbol)
DOMINATION
------------------
MORE COOKIES
]

then on the right, from top to bottom we have:
[
HELLO! ADMIN|LOGOUT

------------------
COOKIE SHOPS NEARBY
------------------
(some kinda map)
------------------
]
And finally in the middle we have:

[
ACCESS DENIED
------------------
For archival purpouses only. Must be in place as a world leader or permission from such to view.
------------------
OK
]
And that's all the text on screen here.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/07(Wed)08:47 No. 995179 ID: 164e20
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>>994296
"Boy that sure is a lot of text we can't read, do you guys actually know what you're doing? Cause I don't see how this leads to voyluk posting her gams."
"Yeah, I wanna be making money already! Figure out how to make that happen! NOW!"
"Toot" (Please calm down, they are trying their best)
>>994297
>>994298
"Hey you two, transcribe this too will you? I want to learn about cookie history."
(Bitluk is very excited to be learning the history of delicious cookies!)
(Sadness decreased by 5)

>>995179
I'll give you the abridged version:

Since 1935 a cartel of cookie bakers secretly rule the world from the shadows.

I don't think there's a webcam on this, so I'm not sure how to get the gams onto the machine, personally.

*Reads the text out loud.*

Ooh! We could join the cookie cartel to rule the world through cookies!

"The history of cookies dates back far into ancient history, shortly after the invention of sugar cookies became the go-to snack for traveling merchants. Those who controlled cookie production controlled the merchant, those who controlled the merchants controlled trade, those who controlled trade controlled the world. Thus our forebears egged on kings to start wars for the cookie bakers benefit, to squash competition and lock up new markets. This disunity among cookie bakers continued until the industrial revolution, where mechanization allowed more cookies to be produced faster and cheaper than ever before, allowing a small group of well connected bakers to dominate the world market. A dream was then hatched, to realize the true potential of cookie control. In 1935 the cookie cartel was formlized, putting all cookies into one basket. Now if world leaders wanted their cookies they'd need to answer to the cartel. After a few apointments and bloodless coups world cookie domination was achieved in 1972 and the cookie bakers sublime guidance has persisted ever since."

I'm not sure what to make of this. Is this just backstory for the cookie clicker game, not the browser? Did you click on the top left icon or the one closer to the middle of the screen?

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)08:37 No. 995322 ID: 164e20
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>>995181
"What!? So this thing won't even do the one thing we got it for? You spirits are useless!"
"I think it's just missing a part, we'll have to go find it."
"Well then what are we waiting for? Lets go get it!"
>>995191
"The cookie cartel eh? Sounds absolutely devious. Stealing from the entire world without having to lift a finger? Give me a piece of that cookie!"
(The prospect of all the cookies in the world has gotten bitluk very excited. She loses 30 sadness)
>>995200
(Bitluk appreciates you going through the trouble of typing all that out. Bitluk loses 5 sadness)

"Guys, we have to get into this cartel thing, it's our ticket to the high life we deserve!"
"What? No, we need my webcam, all this has been leading up to my debut, we can't just change course like this."
"Oh please, why camwhore when you're a part of the ruling elite? Then you'll be paying the camwhores, not being one!"
"But I want to BE one!"
(Should the lyluks try to find a webcam or try to join the cookie cartel?)

Why not both?
Being part of the cookie cartel is probably very lucrative, which would let you buy the BEST webcams, microphones, computers, accessories, etc, etc, for your webcam career!
You could even buy your own home with a whole room specifically designated for webcam whoring and *nothing else*!

You'll be raking in the cash and fans AND living the high-life in secret all at once, i see no way for this to fail.

>>995322
buy maid costume.

>>995325
This seems perfectly reasonable tbh.

Also definitely also buy a maid outfit.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)10:34 No. 995333 ID: 164e20
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>>995325
>>995332
"But I want to achieve my dreams now! I don't wanna join an evil cabal before I can do what I am destined for!"
"You heard what the spirits said, we'll get rich and powerful first then we can do whatever we want."
"Yeah, c'mon voyluk, we'll do your thing right after this."
"Ugh, but this'll take forever!"
>>995326
"How about this, we'll get a maid costume while we're out? You'll look attractive in that, you'll get fans before you know it."
"... Alright fine but I'm not happy about this!"
"Now, where exactly would we have to go if we wanted to join the cookie cartel? Maybe theres clues on this compu- oops my trunk accidently pressed something, I hope I didn't mess anything up."

No that was a correct trunk press. You are where the blue upside down cry is, and you have to go where the red upside down cry is. That is where you should go to join the cookie cabal

Also Voyluk I'll be your first fan. I admire all of your feminine charms and beauty.

You should try to steal a car to get there fast

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)12:12 No. 995341 ID: 164e20
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>>995335
"Sorry, but its just not the same if you're incorporeal."
>>995337
"Alright you heard the spirits girls, load yourselves on in, world conquest ain't gonna wait."
"Hey, we can't just steal the chefs truck!"
"Is that so? Well just watch me from the side of the road then!"
"No I mean like morally, he helped us in our time of need."
"Oh don't worry nexluk, he won't mind if we take it down the road a little bit."
"Yeah, he won't even notice it's gone."
"... I don't like this."
(Bitluk is very guilty about doing the chef like this. She has gained 30 sadness!)
"Well, hop on in girls and enjoy the ride"
"Can you even drive this thing?"
"Of course don't worry, It's all in my lyluk instincts"
*brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr*

>>995341
You could have asked him...

Make sure to park away from the cookie shop, who knows if they are hostile!

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)13:01 No. 995345 ID: 164e20
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>>995342
"I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure I heard 'steal' and not 'ask the chef kindly'"
>>995343
"Okay park away from the cookies, yes this looks like a fine parking spot."

Oh that's a lot of witnesses, and they got you on camera, you must act quickly or they might call the military on you

well

It's been nice knowing you.

>>995345
Now load up the truck, set fire to the facility and quickly drive off before they give *the call*

Just abandon the truck and immediately run away.

XenobenerHund 2021/04/08(Thu)13:34 No. 995350 ID: 164e20
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>>995346
>>995347
"Oh calm down you babies, we'll be fine. I've done this sort of thing loads of times before."
>>995348
"Alright you heard the ghost, start loading her up! Bitluk you're on w-"
"Hey! Woah woah woah WOAH! We're here to join the cookie cabal, not rob the place!"
"Bitluk is very scared of the consequences of what just happened. Bitluk gains 50 more sadness!)
"How am I gonna get my webcam now!"
"Girls! Calm down! Just follow my lead and we'll all make it out of this richer than when we came in! Trust me on this, we'll have our cookies and eat them too!"
(Do you follow dddluks lead or do you try to salvage the situation?)

>>995350
We need to salvage the situation. Making enemies out of the cookie cabal is literally the exact opposite of what we want to accomplish!

>>995350
On one hand, you can make easy cash by outright stealing everything and bolting out while burning the evidence.
On the other, you can stay and still get caught by the cookie cartel because you barged into their headquarters uninvited and destroyed valuable cookies. And who knows what kind of helmets the Cookie Cartel henchmen are wearing?
I think the right choice is pretty clear.

I sure hope that truck has enough gasoline to take you out of here later

I'm having trouble coming up with any useful advice. You just completely wrecked the building, and there are definitely security cameras so you're not going to get away with it.
This is really depressing. All that effort to get you out of prison and try to get you on a path to self-sufficiency and you've ruined it on your first day of freedom. You're not just an annoyance, DDDLuk, you're a menace. On top of that, Lhomar's going to get pulled into it, because you used his truck.

For those of you who don't want to dive headfirst into a life of crime without any of the skills necessary for it, I suggest offering yourselves up into indentured servitude to the cookie cabal or whoever runs this place, doing jobs nobody else wants to do.

Yell "Salutations! We are here to bring the greatness of the cookie empire to the lyluk demographic! With lyluks under the sway of cookies, you will be unstopable!
Also, give me some vanilla chips, I have some cash here."

wait hold on, dddkluk, you did this exact thing 3 years go and got thrown into lyluk-jail for it! I saw it, i was one of the people you ran over!

That's it, now that i remember i'll have my revenge! Take this! *uses forbidden pervert-spirit powers to make you lewd*

Some of these pervert spirits seems to be dumber than lyluks, or they ARE lyluks...
I mean stealing a car and crashing into a store? these things are too overt, a secret cookie cabal is gonna want to be SECRET, announcing your presence and intention straight out is just gonna get you silenced.
You gotta do this discreetly, not crash-into-a-mall-tly.