C,b
You were going to explain it to your new friends who aren't familiar with the tradition. Just like it was explained to Dook, here. If no one partook, Daatra would definitely have some.

>>1008937
D/b

Keep in mind that if it's too early in the morning, Daatra might not like being woken up and will be mad at you.

>>1008941
That's not going to work. Ceri's house isn't big enough for everyone to be here all at once.

B, a

>>1008937
Primary: D: Actually, let's just dive in and eat it now!
Cake is best enjoyed while it's fresh, so let's start eating already!

Secondary: B: To share it with Daatra.
The cake is too small to share with all of your friends. But it's just the right size to share with one more friend! Invite Daatra over so that she can share this cake with you, your parents, Skif, and Duke!

Wait wasn't the plan to eat it right away?

>>1008937
D , b

To, sisterhood, with friends! B, C

D) Don't let the cake go stale! Also, you should just make another.

>>1008937
D: Eat it while it's still fresh!

D

B

B, C

A,C

D, A Cake is best fresh, but barring that it is best shared!

B, D! If it's eaten now, you could save a slice for Daatra anyway- she's gotta try our peak cooking!

D

That’s a lot of fucking cake.
There’ll be enough left over to share with others, or just be kinky as hell with the leftovers in a more refined environment later.

For now, you just had sex(s),
You and Skif are hungry and your mom would probably appreciate eating your first one, especially considering how convenient it is that some is ready to eat RIGHT after her coffee (and morning verbal jab).

It’s cake. Probably good cake. You can never be so sure, and a good chef samples her cooking.

Budding friends or Diving right on in! At least share a good half with everyone here first.

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"So what are your plans?" Mom asks expectantly.

"uhhhhhhh"

Hmm. You really like the idea of sharing the cake with Daatra in celebration of newfound sisterhood, but are you sure you hadn't already promised to give it to someone else?

You wrack your brain... Huh, it turns out that despite being together when you laid your eggs, you never actually told Skif you'd share the meal with him; The two of you just ate one of the eggs and took a nap.

You also never said you'd be sharing it with the boys today, either... but you did say the winner of the tournament would get the first slice.

it'd also be a bit rude to bake a cake in front of them and then not let them have some

You decide to split the difference. You'll share half of the cake now, and take the other half to Daatra! the decision to eat it now only lost by one vote, anyway

"Well, for one thing it'd be a waste not to eat some cake while it's still fresh, so why don't we just eat some now?"

"Cake for breakfast!?" Dad asks, completely shocked at the concept.

"Hell yeah!" Mom says. "Ceri's an adult now, so we don't have to be good influences anymore!"

"What!? We always have to be good influences!!" Dad insists.

"NAH I LIKE THIS BETTER! FREEDOOOOOOOOM!"

Dad sighs, encumbered by the knowledge that he's now the only adult in the house. He starts setting the table with plates and utensils.

"Oh, be sure to serve Skif first!" you say. "It's one of his prizes for winning the game!"

"Sure thing, sweety," Dad replies.

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Mom's practically vibrating in her chair. "Yeessss we're finally sharing Ceri's Mommy Meaaaaal."

Is... is she crying? Oh gods, her crocodile tears are even more powerful coming from someone who looks kinda sorta like a crocodile if you squint really really hard.

"C-come on, Mom," you say, "We've eaten your motherly meals lots of times."

"This is different! There's something truly special about a child sharing her first Mommy Meal with her parents... ah, it's such a lovely reptilian tradition."

"Although we both expected this to have happened a lot sooner," Dad admits.

"I blame Daatra!" you say. "She always acted weird about her own eggs, so I couldn't help but feel weird too! I didn't even get to help her lay until like three days ago!"

Everyone's eyes widen for different reasons.

"Daatra needed help laying eggs? But she's so dummy thicc! With two C's!"

"Please never say that again."

"I-I'm just saying! Lots of room for eggs to go through!"


She lays really big eggs.

"Is this tale of thicc-ness really true? I must meet this 'Daatra' of yours post-haste!"

"Hmm. She does have a thing for cute fluffy mammal boys..."

"WHAT AM I SAYING? SHE'S OFF LIMITS! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! SORT OF!"

"Ah, to be complimented by my mistress is heavenly! I shall forever cherish being 'cute and fluffy'!"

Good he's distracted. Man, that was close.

"It really took you this long to share such an important bonding moment with Daatra!?"

"...I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since you're only just now doing this with us."

Yep. You've totally been shy because of Daatra and not because laying eggs is a very sexual and orgasmic experience for you.

...Wait, is that weird? You assumed all reptilians orgasm while laying, but... come to think of it, Daatra looked like she was in pain the whole time.

Is orgasmic egg-laying a species-dependent thing??


"So Mom, random question. Do you feel anything when you lay eggs? Anything um... nice?" you ask way more awkwardly than expected.

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Everyone's eyes are now on you. oh geez.

"I'm... uh... asking for science..."

Why do you feel so shy all of a sudden!?

Mom glances at Skif and Duke, both of who seem like they're now picturing you laying eggs sensually. Oh gods, Skif actually knows what that looks like! PANIC.

Mom looks at Dad. "We kinda flubbed the whole 'sex education' thing, huh?"

"I-I thought you were gonna teach her!" Dad protests.

"I wasn't sure if it'd be different for D--" MOM NO SAINT DOESN'T KNOW.

"Uh, her species!" Mom corrects herself. "I didn't want to give her bad information!"

"Raising kids is hard!"

"It's so hard!"

"J-just forget I asked," you say.

"So hey! Now that Skif's had his victory bite, how about we dig in?" Dad asks.

It was at that moment that you realized you're freaking starving.

"Caaaaake!" you say excitedly.

"Oh um, be sure to save half of it so I can give it to Daatra," you say. "To celebrate our sister-hood!"

"What a lovely idea, sweetheart!" Dad says.

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Mom dramatically wipes a tear from her eye. "My little baby, sharing Mommy Meals and helping others lay eggs. Kids grow up so fast..!"

"C-come on, Mom. It's not that big a deal," you say.

"Besides, I wouldn't exactly call it 'fast'. Wasn't I supposed to do this when I was 12 or something?" you ask. "Also, we've had several conversations where you specifically acknowledged I'm an adult. You really shouldn't be acting surprised about it now."

"Ceri, this is different! You're not really an adult until you've fed your eggs to the ones who raised you!"

"Says who??" you ask.

"Reptilian traditions!"

Dad gets a look on his face you're not sure you've ever seen before. "Heehee~ Looks like I'm not the only one struggling with Ceri being all grown up, huh~?"

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"I just said this was different!" insists a flustered Mom.

"Different from her starting to have sex?" Dad asks. "That thing where she suddenly had a concerning number of partners?"

"Completely different! That's just sex-- this is a actual major milestone in her life!"

"I'd argue both things are pretty major milestones, dear."

"Look, it's not my fault she did things in the wrong order!"

"Yeah, it's Daatra's fault!" you say.

"Yeah! Daatra!" Mom repeats.

"Oh gods I really am raising two children now," Dad says. "Come on, you can't both blame Daatra."

"Don't look at me! Ceri started it!"

"Yeah, it was me! Wait..."

Dad grins smugly. "See? This is what happens when we stop being a good influence on Ceri~"

Mom opens her mouth to object, but then crosses her arms and looks all grumpy. "Yeah, okay."

A pause.

"Still eating cake for breakfast though."

"Okay, dear~ We'll make an exception just this once."

Did...

Did Dad just win that? Holy shit. Maybe he has been holding back all this time.

Satisfied with his victory, Dad directs everyone to start digging in. You happily oblige.

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Caaaaaaake.

It turned out really well! In your heaven of sugar and bread you almost forget that this was made from something that used to be inside you.

You look over to Skif. If he's thinking sexy thoughts about eating your eggs (again), he's politely keeping them to himself. It's not like you can tell he's blushing under that giant metal helmet of his anyway.

Duke, however, can't mask his blushing with his fur as he takes a bite. "C-Ceri's... taste..."

Soon everyone's enjoying yummy cake and it's the beeeeest.

....

Yeah aside from Duke blushing a lot there's actually nothing sexual about this. Just family and friends eating cake in proud Reptilian tradition (apparently).

You really should have done this sooner, huh?

Oh well. Now's a good time to have some CONVERSATION!

As easy as it'd be to just say the first thing that comes to mind, you're contractually obligated to offer your MENTAL NEURONS a just and fair DEMOCRACY.


What topic should you bring up?

A: Your recent cave adventure.
To give your parents a (dad-friendly) account of what happened, and to further discuss it with the boys.

B: The PUNK universe and what everyone's PUNK SELF would be.
Would Mom be any different, really?

C: How your parents did a good job raising you.
This seems really important to Mom, so it seems appropriate??

D: Heehee, everyone's eating something that used to be inside me.
W-wait, don't make it weird...!

E: Your new-found respect for creators who manage to juggle game-development and running an interactive adventure (albeit at less than full speed).
What?


You can also come up with other things to say or ask.

C or A

E, D

Primary C, secondary A

D/a. Did you know this town is a magnet for outcasts, criminals and occultists?

C because your parents rock.

D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D/e

Just C.

C, B

Eeee

>>1010159
C,b
everybody already knows e. e is in everyones mind and is really vlaid

E, a
Don't you think that concerned dolphin and giant bird deserve another medium? Maybe short stories? Maybe one about a trip to a cave where they encountered rouge life magic users!

C, b

C, b

Also what's this about game development?

E, E, E, E, E!

C. E.

I would like to vote against D since to me that just seems like a disgusting combination of depravity and malice and is ridiculously out of character.

You are making a game, Slinko?

B and C
Punkdad could be awesome.

>>1010236
dammit, i meant, A and B. I bet my hypotheical alternate punk self is ashamed of me.

C and E. Credit where credit is due.

>>1010159
C , e

>>1010159
C/e

>>1010159
B, C

Just imagine. Punk Mom. Punk Dad. This must be explored.

So, what’s dad’s reptilian traditions?

Since the different species card has been unconventionally been played, and your mom seems intent on rallying behind her traditions; what are your dad’s traditions, if he’s willing to share? They may both be reptiles, but they wouldn’t be your parents unless they had an alternative to the whole compatible genetics thing.

Or at least, you wouldn’t have been a dragon.

B
But everyone tells you that you personally are actually better than your punk self when you describe her, and it's a feel good moment.

E

Dude we are so thankful ya keep doing this with us. DR has been so fun.

C

>>1010159
A