Oh no she'll take Jeshan's plums!

>>1010245
>that’s one big lady…
Correction, that is one big MILF, with hips wider than Jeshan's. A shame that she's probably not too interested in egg making, cause she makes you guys look fun sized, so group tactics would probably be necessary.

Now would be a good time to mention your plan to deal with the witch, and the imminent all you can eat Goblin buffet that will come with it. If she's not interested, hopefully Jeshan is ready with his snake charmer routine. You might be able to cool her down so Fiver can knock her out more easily, but one thing at a time.

Naga, we come to negotiate! We give you eggs in exchange of your help to defeat the witch that is threatening your kobolds.

Oh, your kids don't want to eat him! Look at him, he's all slender and slim and hip bones. How many meals could he make? How many meals could we all make? Not that many. But once the witch is taken care of, there'd be a lot more opportunities for you in the long term!

Will there ever be gore in this story? Or any darker themes?

>>1010245
“Wait! Wouldn’t you rather eat some goblins? We’re currently on our way to find the witch. If you let us remove the witch’s protective magic on the cave she’s hiding in, you can go inside and get the goblins that are hiding in the caves!”

Would we get to roll with advantage for for trying to convince the Naga of something that she’s interested in?

If that doesn’t work, would it be possible to make an illusionary goblin off to the side to distract the Naga?

Kaktus 2021/09/12(Sun)15:41 No. 1010353 ID: 681cb5
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>Will there ever be gore in this story?
A lewd Q&Q game doesn’t lend well to gore, does it? In fact, considering how much supposedly security there’s around this place you’ll probably not see any gore in the real world either… though, you have to question why they need all the security in the first place.
>Or any darker themes?
Three guys breaking a silly witches curse by putting eggs in everything doesn’t really leave much room for dark themes… but for the world outside the game... honestly, what with many of the girls not being completely well or outright missing limbs coupled with them refusing to tell you outright what’s going on does betray a hint of melancholy behind their happy exterior.


>Correction, that is one big MILF, with hips wider than Jeshan's.
Surely, you have to take into account the size difference, darling. My nicely curved posterior stands no chance simply because she’s twice my high, no?
While your ass is damn fine, Jeshan, she gets a bunch of bonus points for being a huge MILF.
…you have a point there, dumpling.
Don’t get me wrong though, I’ll slap your ass any day.
Hmhm, the feeling is mutual, darling.
*Huff*
>Oh no she'll take Jeshan's plums!
Hmhm, why, any proper lady may take my beautiful, round plums in their hands and give them a taste~ Any cute little boy too, for that matter.
Even if it means she’ll eat you?
With a gorgeous dove like this? Oh, so worth it~
I mean, it’s not hard to roll up a new character…

>Naga, we come to negotiate! We give you eggs in exchange of your help to defeat the witch.
You think you can bargain about eggs? I do not care about any eggs. Considering what I heard from you it is you who are interested in making eggs. So how about this, one of you may give me a clutch if you become my husband afterwards.
That doesn’t sound that bad… though, what happened to your first husband?
A good hubby belongs in the tummy. The eggs need a lot of nutrients to grow big, after all.
That’s a bit… morbid…
Oh gosh, s-sorry… I didn’t… I… um… I wasn’t considering things to get lewd w-when I added the Naga to this adventure… and seeing as their special ability is to eat people whole mid-combat… um…
It’s fine, little dove, I’m sure we’ll speak up if things get to much.
P-please do t-that…
>Oh, jeshan should do a sensual dance.
I dance to try and seduce this fine mother.
Roll an actor check.
Crud… 8.
She doesn’t even notice your dance, as she just think you’re struggling against her tail as she wraps it around you.

>Oh, your kids don't want to eat him! Look at him, he's all slender and slim and hip bones. How many meals could he make?
His curvy ass alone would make an excellent meal, but if someone a bit more plump, like yourself wizard, would volunteer to take his place, I won’t mind.
Err… I’ll pass?
>How many meals could we all make?
There’s three of you so you’d make three meals of course.
Is it really worth attacking adventurer just to get one meal?
Someone as big as this will keep one of us fed for two or three weeks! Though, personally I prefer eating smaller meals. You guys always make me fall into a food coma for a day or two.
Then how about the kobolds?
Impossible to catch, very little meat on them and they are all scaly… I hate scales… especially the small ones on the kobolds. Really prefer feathers, honestly…

>Wait! Wouldn’t you rather eat some goblins?
“A goblin you say?” you see her licking her lips “I do rather put one of those succulent and juicy feather balls in my tummy, yes, but I don’t see any goblins around, do you?
Then let us join forces, brave Naga! We’re currently on our way to find the witch. If you let us remove the witch’s protective magic on the cave she’s hiding in, you can go inside and have an all you can eat Goblin buffet!
Hmm… roll a convince check.
Would we get to roll with advantage for trying to convince the Naga of something that she’s interested in?
Y-yes, but… um… you originally had disadvantage as she’s... well, r-really hungry and don’t like t-talking to her food so… um… it cancel each other out?
…I got a 1.
Oh, that’s not good…
I boop the snoot!
Huh?
That’s my crit fail! I can’t resist booping the snek’s cute snoot!
You can’t even reach her snoot.
Mage hand!
At the end of your speech, you “accidently” boop the Naga’s snoot with your mage hand, much to her annoyance. “What the- Okay, that’s it! You’re all dinner now!” Roll for iniative.

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>Wizard should probably cast something disabling on the naga, even if it's only brief.
The Naga squeezes the Bard, dealing damage to him… and somehow destroy more of his clothes.
She then turns towards the Paladin and spit acid in his direction, but he easily blocks it with his shield.
Jeshan mocks the Naga so viciously that her resistance against other magical attack falters, as well as dealing slight damage against her.
Bayard quickly follows this up by binding her in place with magical ice, something she fights against fruitlessly mostly thanks to the Bards earlier mockery.
Fiver follows this up with a good old smite for massive damage.

All this happens in just a few seconds… in the game at least. In the real world it takes ages as everyone has to figure out their attack scores and DC’s, find the right dice and figure out what the hell their spells actually do in the first place.

Kaktus 2021/09/12(Sun)15:42 No. 1010355 ID: 681cb5
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The Naga turns towards you, Bayard, and her eyes locks with yours.
I try and look away!
Roll a will check.
… … …14?
Her hypnotic gaze has you under her thrall, as you feel your mind become muddled. You are now charmed by her, and your only desire is to make sure your new mistress is protected and well fed. What do you do? What do any of you do, in fact?

Uhhh try to hit the paladin with our weakest attack, maybe try to hit him with mele? Fiver might as well shrug it of.
Don't know about the rest.

>>1010355
Protected and well fed? Then the wizard will be casting defensive spells on the naga and possibly climbing into her mouth.

>>1010355
That was a magical attack, wasn’t it? A Wizard should’ve been able to resist that. Which means this is Bayard’s fault for putting all his points into a single stat at character creation, instead of spreading the points around to all the stats like you’re supposed to.

>What do?
We walk up to Fiver and try to hit him with a melee attack. Everyone knows that wizards are terrible with melee, so that should do little to no damage to Fiver.

……what? Just because we’ve been hypnotized to help the Naga, that doesn’t mean that we have to do a good job of helping her. It can be justified as us being so blinded by our desire to assist the Naga, that we completely forget that we can use magic and just start trying to melee everyone.

>What do any of you do, in fact?
As a bard, Jeshan should have the spell Countercharm, which disrupts mind-influencing effects like being Charmed. It also gives him and Fiver advantage against the Naga trying to hypnotize them! He should use that spell to set Bayard free from the Naga’s hypnosis.

Meanwhile, Fiver should continue attacking the Naga.

>>1010368
Almost forgot! If Jeshan’s turn is before Bayard’s turn, then when Bayard is free from the Naga’s control, he can use his turn to cast magic at the Naga.

If Bayard’s turn is before Jeshan’s turn, then stick to the plan of using a wimpy melee attack on Fiver. Then Jeshan can free Bayard after that.

Protected and well fed, eh? Well, Conjure Food! Oh, wait, that's more a priest spell. Hm, do bards get that? Paladin? Maybe not. Not really a fan of her actually eating any of you, personally, had another quest for that... Oh, do you have Summon Monster spells in this edition? You could try feed her a celestial pig. Or infernal pig, probably fatter.

As for protection... uh, cover the naga's body with yours to shield her from the paladin's strikes! Hug her around the torso so he'll have to go through you to get to her vitals. Make sure you're a bit low so your upper body's covering her stomach. Your head will do for her chest, she has ribs. Your robes might hike up a bit from your getting your legs over her hips, so you might feel a draft, but I'm sure your junk will find some place comfortable to sit itself.

>>1010355
Here's hoping that magic holds her for a bit.
Fiver represents the greatest physical threat to the Naga and being the largest, would make the 'best' meal, so he's your best target.
Try removing his armor and physically restraining him, so that both him and yourself may best serve your new mistress as meals.
With any luck, Amelia will understand your character's new found 'enthusiasm' to serve and approve your attempted manhandling of Fiver... in game, that is.

Assuming Jeshan doesn't happen to have any touched based damage spells for all those coils touching him, or access to any of her weak points, he should work on freeing Bayard from her control, even if it means bringing him/you under his (though I assume he'd probably rather direct that type of spell at the Naga). Now would probably be the best/worst time for Bayard's character to discover a mind control fetish

Fiver, work on getting Jeshan free. He might have a lot of stamina, but he's not wearing exceptional armor, and he's less helpful like that. We've seen what an arrow does to his armor, do you really want to find out what happens if he takes too much damage?

>>1010373
Not a bad idea, assuming we can't just do a relatively ineffectual attack against our allies.

Summon naga chow.

Your mistress wants to eat the Bard first, yes? Help her to swallow him whole by conjuring (Bacon) Grease on him or his armor...

... conveniently popping Jeshan out of her tail. when the naga grapples/squeezes him again. * His hands would be free to play his lute for a counter charm.

*per old edition rules it turns out

Kaktus 2021/09/13(Mon)16:24 No. 1010457 ID: 681cb5
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>That was a magical attack, wasn’t it? A Wizard should’ve been able to resist that.
A Wizard has really high Smarts and that was an attack against Will, which is one of your dump stats. It’s not just about magic or non-magic here.
>Which means this is Bayard’s fault for putting all his points into a single stat at character creation, instead of spreading the points around to all the stats like you’re supposed to.
Hey, playing as someone that’s just decent at everything isn’t very fun. Weaknesses are just as fun to play as strengths! Besides, you rolled badly on that save either way…

>As a bard, Jeshan should have the spell Countercharm, which disrupts mind-influencing effects like being Charmed.
Sadly, you’re all to low levels for that one…
>Now would probably be the best/worst time for Bayard's character to discover a mind control fetish.
Being completely helpless and controlled by a large, curvy MILF whose shown interest in becoming even more of a mother? What’s not to like? Well, the being eaten part, sure, but other than that...

>Here's hoping that magic holds her for a bit.
Considering that you’re currently mind controlled and you need to concentrate to keep it going… yeah, no, it won’t hold.
>We've seen what an arrow does to Jeshan’s armor, do you really want to find out what happens if he takes too much damage?
Really, you wouldn’t mind having a hot, topless bard around. He’s practically topless in the real world already, no?
>We walk up to Fiver and try to hit him with a melee attack. Everyone knows that wizards are terrible with melee, so that should do little to no damage to Fiver.
That’s… that’s just meta gaming! Why would we even do that? No, let’s be a bit more creative and have some fun with it… we can make ourselves ineffectual in a more clever way than that.


>Then the wizard will be casting defensive spells on the naga.
Defend her, you said? Let’s see… shield only works on myself and… mage armor require she wears something right?
I would allow it, but her AV is just high enough to ensure it doesn’t have any effect.
Never mind then, no spells to protect her with…
>Cover the naga's body with yours to shield her from the paladin's strikes! Hug her around the torso so he'll have to go through you to get to her vitals.
Hmm… I don’t think you can run all the way with just one move action?
Darn it, why am I standing so far away?
To keep away from her melee attacks?
Oh right.
She’s also currently has the bard coiled in her grip right in front of her, whom she’s about to eat, so if you want to hug her, you’ll have to do it from the behind and n-
W-wait, she’s about to gobble up little old me?
On her next turn, yeah. You can already see her unhinging her jaw…
Oh, right, she’s hungry! I can help her with that!
Do be a dear and DON’T HELP HER EAT ME, darling.
Don’t worry, I get a better idea.
>and possibly climbing into her mouth.
That’s a better idea?
I’m kidding. As fun as running up to her and diving down her gullet would be, I do actually have a better idea.
>Well, Conjure Food! Oh, wait, that's more a priest spell.
That’s usually only a spell for priests, druids and the like, yeah.
Can you hurry along, darling? I rather not become part of this lovely little snake’s body.
>Summon naga chow.
I mean, I can summon animals or something, right?
You have a familiar, bro, which can be a small animal, yeah.
Then I summon my familiar in the shape of a Dune beast. The biggest, fattest Dune beast I can create! One that you would just love to throw in the grill and make burgers off!
While you’re unable to summon one of the larger Dune Beasts, you do manage to call one of the dwarf variants, though it still very plump and overfed.
And then I order it to dive into her gullet!
Without making a sound, it obeys your command and runs towards the Naga and takes a flying leap right towards it’s open jaw. The Naga on her part is caught completely by surprise as she was just about to bite down on Jeshan. Instead she got a mouth full of a feathery animal which is desperately trying to get her to eat it. It’s… distracting to say the least…
Phew…
>Your mistress wants to eat the Bard first, yes? Help her to swallow him whole by conjuring (Bacon) Grease on him or his armor...
She’s already got a meal for now… and you don’t think Jeshan would appreciate being covered in grease, even if it saved him.

>Fiver represents the greatest physical threat to the Naga and being the largest, would make the 'best' meal, so he's your best target. Try removing his armor and physically restraining him, so that both him and yourself may best serve your new mistress as meals.
You can only try and disrobe him or restrain him, not both at once.
Then I’ll try and disrobe him. I should just be able to reach him…
If I allow him to remove my armor, can I still make an attack without disadvantage against the Naga?
Hmm… I’ll allow it.
Then let’s get that shirt off, mister.
Oh! Trying to make me match my character, huh?
Of course… and I better rub my hands all over your body to make sure I didn’t miss any clothes~
*Huff*

Kaktus 2021/09/13(Mon)16:28 No. 1010459 ID: 681cb5
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>Fiver, work on getting Jeshan free. He might have a lot of stamina, but he's not wearing exceptional armor, and he's less helpful like that.
Well, the best way to get him free is to hit the Naga very hard! WOO! PERFECT 30! That’s a crit! I slap her tail with the broadside of my sword hard enough to leave a mark, all the while my holy magic engulfs her body and burns her very soul!
She shudder from the impact, but she keeps Jeshan in her grip. It doesn’t look like she’ll be able to handle much more…
Crud, she’s still standing…
>Jeshan should work on freeing Bayard from her control, even if it means bringing him/you under his (though I assume he'd probably rather direct that type of spell at the Naga).
Hmm… I can’t dispel it so… if I cast charm on him?
Charm only makes him see you as a friend. He’ll still be controlled by the Naga.
How droll… then… wait, I know! That little dumpling is a wizard, and wizards have bad HP, don’t they? I cast sleep, centered on Bayard. Surely, that will break the spell!
Wait, that will hit all of-
OH! I rolled really high too! Say goodnight, darling.
Sleep effects the lowest HP creature first, which would be you Jeshan.
Oh… I… I didn’t consider that.
Darn it.
And it also effects the second to lowest HP creature… which would be the Naga.
Oh sweet!
Wait, we won!?

As Jeshan sings his lullaby, he and the Naga both start to sway a bit… before falling in a deep slumber before they even hit the ground. The Naga is still holding Jeshan in a tight grip though, almost as if he would be a teddy for her to hug. Even over their heavy snoring you can hear the kobolds whisper among themselves from their hiding place behind you… “They very strong, lucky we no stab stab”. You find yourself in front of a sleeping Naga… what do you do?

>>1010459
Well, a coup de grace from the paladin would probably finish her off, at which point we can retrieve the bard and continue. Would the sleep break if we retrieved the bard first?

I don't honestly see a reason to leave her alive. She refused to cooperate, and she's a danger to innocents.

>>1010460
Aww, but that would make her children orphans! Though it would be a chance for Bayard's character to live up to his dadly aspirations. It's probably against Fiver's paladin code to strike a helpless opponent, though. Hm. Do you have anything to tie her up?... Herself, I suppose, but you'll need to add something else. Then get the kobolds to help you find those naga kids so you can make sure they're taken care of. You are noble heroes, aren't you?

Hmmm, is there a way to restrain her? Is it even worth it tho? It would be a shame to lose such a strong milf, i mean, creature we could use to fight the witch.
We shouldn't forget about the kobolds. We won against their master, so now they should obey us instead!

>>1010355
"Hypno is not my fetish! What's the safe word?!"

>>1010459
>The Naga is still holding Jeshan in a tight grip though, almost as if he would be a teddy for her to hug.
Lucky. You'd think her loyal servant would get cuddles in those coils, but that's not how the armor- cookie, crumbles

The Naga isn't magically healed just cause she's asleep. Right now, she has less health than Bayard, which makes her easy enough to dispatch in one or two solid blows. Besides, I'm sure Fiver would be against killing an unconscious mother, even if she was previously hostile.
Set up a trap (real, fake, Fiver's sword, doesn't matter), before attempting to remove the potential hostage, just for safety's sake. If she doesn't wake, restrain her arms, drag her tail around and between a bunch of trees to confuse it, and blindfold her (a loincloth or two might work, if anyone is actually wearing one).

When she does wake, she should preferably be weak but fed, restrained without a hostage, and beaten in combat. While she may not be happy or able to aid much with the Witch directly, she should still be able to warn you about what you're up against. After all, the offer of a lot of Goblins to eat probably sounds much more appetizing when her previous meal has a sword to her throat. Empathize with her needing to feed her family, but you acted in self defense.

Glad those Kobolds are recognizing your strength at least, and still being cute.

You all should convince her with a massage and your manly ways.

>She’s already got a meal for now… and you don’t think Jeshan would appreciate being covered in grease, even if it saved him.
Neither would the Goblins, so put that spell in the back pocket for later. Also, wouldn't getting covered in oil be pretty hot?

>You find yourself in front of a sleeping Naga… what do you do?
If you can be gentle enough, you could carry them both right up to the Goblin Cave entrance. If they still don't wake up by then, just throw the snake in, after you dispel the protections. She'd be cranky, but also with fresh targets/meals.

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>The Goblins wouldn’t like being covered in grease either, so put that spell in the back pocket for later. Also, wouldn't getting covered in oil be pretty hot?
The spell says grease, so you always thought it’s more like the icky kind of grease that you get from food. Sure, it’s tasty, but it’s not something you want on your scales.
>"Hypno is not my fetish! What's the safe word?!"
The hypnosis was part of the combat encounter, not the… lewd stuff, so it being a fetish or not isn’t really relevant, is it? Still, maybe you should make a safe word… though you’re sure everyone will simply respect a firm no.

>Lucky. You'd think her loyal servant would get cuddles in those coils, but that's not how the armor- cookie, crumbles.
Sadly, she was already hugging Jeshan the lucky bastard before you became her loyal servant. Really, you just have to make up for it later… wait, you still aren’t-
Am I still hypnotized?
Hmm? Oh, no, she’s unconscious, so no.
Alright.

>Well, a coup de grace from the paladin would probably finish her off.
Killing someone while they are asleep doesn’t feel right.
I’m just saying…
Darlings, do I have to remind you that she just tried to eat little old me?
You’re still asleep, Jeshan.
Oh, that I am… well… ZzZz…
Isn’t it against your paladin code to kill an unconscious mother, even if she was previously hostile?
Hmm? No? It is against my code to not give people a chance of redemption if possible, though. And we don’t want to orphan her children, do we?
Oh, right, she’s a mom…
Zz-she-Zz-tried-Zz-to-Zz-eat-Zz-me…
Heh, maybe I can adopt them and become a proper dad?
You’re going to adopt a bunch of man eating snakes?
Eh… when you put it like that…
Besides, we don’t know if they are even real… or if they can take care of themselves. She said one of us would only make one meal to one of them so… they have to be rather big already… maybe even young adults.
So you don’t think they need a dad?
Probably not?
Still, It would be a shame to lose such a strong MILF to- Err… I mean, Shame to lose such a strong creature that we can use to fight the witch with.
Hmm… At least we can try talking to it, right?
Right.
Keeeeel eeeet…
>If you can be gentle enough, you could carry them both right up to the Goblin Cave entrance. If they still don't wake up by then, just throw the snake in, after you dispel the protections. She'd be cranky, but also with fresh targets/meals.
That sounds like way to much work, man. Not to mention carrying her into unknown territories might get problematic.
Also, I want to wake up right now and not later, please.
Alright, alright, it was just a suggestion.

>Do you have anything to tie her up?
Let’s see… I have some rope…
Oh! Perfect!
And some chains… and manacles… a padlock… a sack or a blanket if we want to blindfold her…
Wait… where are you keeping all those things? Where did you even get them?
In my backpack? QM gave us some gold to start with, remember? So I bought the essentials.
I just bought a healing potion… what else do you have in there?
A bedroll, block and tackle, glass bottle, candle, scroll case, crowbar, grappling hook, hammer, lantern, mess kit, mirror, parchments , pitons, a ten foot pole, rations, whistle, tinderbox, waterskin… you know, stuff like that…
I just bought some finer clothes and make up… oh, and a mirror as well. Got to look my best after all, darlings.
>Set up a trap (real, fake, Fiver's sword, doesn't matter), before attempting to remove the potential hostage, just for safety's sake.
Just keep a weapon against her throat while I tie her up, Bayard, and we’ll be fine. I’ll just see if we can get Jeshan away from her first…

And then we rolled a few times to tie her up properly…

>When she does wake, she should preferably be weak but fed, restrained without a hostage, and beaten in combat.
She’s most of those things… except well fed.
Huh? I just fed her a whole darn Dune beast!
Familiar and other summoned beasts simply disappear after they are knocked out.
Oh yeah… so they wouldn’t actually sate you, would they?
But do you wake her up? As far as you can tell, you won’t be able to tie her up any better.
Well, I guess we wake them both up…

She slowly gets up as she groggily comes to, struggling a bit against the chain before realizing it’s pointless. As she finally manages to get up to her full height she starts to speak… “I admit defeat. You won. Let’s bargain.”
Oh, now you want to bargain! Should have thought about that sooner, you droll fool.
I tried to negotiate earlier, but someone booped my snout.
Sorry about that.
Your “bargain” was to just eat me and leave the others, that’s not… this thing is clearly a danger to everyone. Let’s just make it into a pair of lovely boots and be done with this drivel, darlings.
At least I only hunt you for food. You hunt me to make boots out of me.
That was a hyperbole and you know it, sister.
Naga hides are worth a lot of gold, so I wouldn’t be surprised if people hunted them to make nice shoes.
Exactly.
Though that’s according to the game lore were Naga’s aren’t intelligent like this but that’s out of game knowledge, so let’s not focus on that.
Still, she’s dangerous!

>Get the kobolds to help you find those naga kids so you can make sure they're taken care of. You are noble heroes, aren't you?
Hey, stay away from my nest!
Don’t you want your kids to be safe?
My kids are big enough to hunt on their own. They can take care of themselves.
But didn’t you try and grab Jeshan earlier to feed them?
We’re still a family. They eat first, and then me, it’s that simple. Until they can find their own mates we stay together… though even after that we’ll probably be close, seeing that we can’t really leave the misty woods.
Why not?
Because your hunters can easily find us outside them?
I don’t trust this fool, she’s hiding something. She might be planning an ambush.
What I’m hiding is my nest, because I don’t trust you to not tell other hunters about it. If I really wanted to ambush you I would lead you to my kids and let them take care of you.
See! I told you we can’t trust her!
But I’m willing to bargain now.
Then let’s hear it.

For starters, I will help you with the witch… well, your goblin problem at least. If you take away their protection, I’ll be more than willing to deal with the goblins.
I still say we deal with the goblins ourselves, darlings.
What else do you offer?
I can lead you to the Grotto… and you may use me as you wish until then.
As we wish?
You watch as sway her hips from side to side, while bouncing slightly make her chest more appealing… “Oh no, the large predator is all tied up and at the mercy of the smaller prey, ready to become their breeding slave. Whatever will she do?~ Hehe, do you prefer me tied up or do you want to live dangerously?”
Now you want an egg all the sudden?
“I know for a fact that your kind has a special connection to the ones that you sire children with. Thus, if I’m carrying the eggs of one of you, I can be sure you’ll let me go afterwards. Besides, you beat me, that means you’re strong and will make strong kids.” Which is followed by a high pitched voice somewhere in the bushes behind you, “They strong, they make strong eggs, ye ye! Naga very right!”
Can we make boots out of her now?
We’re not killing someone that’s at our mercy, Jeshan.

We can let Jeshan hate fuck her to make him feel better.

>>1010595
I mean if he is cool with it.

I like the idea of having a defenseless monster at our disposal~ and that can help deal with the pesky goblins. And also teh short stacks behind us as well.
I know that you don't trust it Jhesan, but you can't deny the appeal of having such a MILF all to ourselves.
What about you, Fiver? What say you?

They're probably bound to the misty woods. The Witch's magic, or something else. Tell her she needs to tell you why they can't leave.
Once you have full disclosure on what her deal is, then you can accept the deal. Probably the wizard, since the paladin would have too much attachment to his spawn.

>>1010592
We have no idea how many goblins are in those caves and I don't want to deal with a lot of them on our own. So I say we bring the Naga and let her in the caves to get rid of the goblins. Use every advantage we have!

Everyone heal up before we move on. Maybe don't heal the Naga until we're ready to send her in the caves. Then get the kobolds to lead us to the caves.

>>1010595
Seeing as he wants nothing to do with the Naga, I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen.

>>1010613
None of that is correct at all!

The Naga literally just now told us why she can't leave the woods! It's because hunters can easily find and hunt down her and her kids! Naga hides sell for a lot of money, so they stay in the woods to avoid being hunted!

>I know for a fact that your kind has a special connection to the ones that you sire children with. Thus, if I’m carrying the eggs of one of you, I can be sure you’ll let me go afterwards. Besides, you beat me, that means you’re strong and will make strong kids.” Which is followed by a high pitched voice somewhere in the bushes behind you, “They strong, they make strong eggs, ye ye! Naga very right!”
You're no a druid here, but you'd still need a nature lore check to be sure that agreeing to be Naga Dad wouldn't cause problems.
For one, there's making sure the previously mentioned mating habit isn't an issue.
And if more nagas eat more goblins, then we could run out of goblins pretty fast if the forest ecology's not up to snuff. Especially since we're removing their protections.

Then again, you are a wizard; creating creatures without regard to the consequences is in your wheelhouse.

>Can we make boots out of her now?
"With how this is going so far, the only treasure we're going to get from these encounters are eggs. Not that I'm complaining."

>>1010595
Ain't gonna happen. If he's in any way in the mood right now, he'd have better luck convincing the kobolds to "comfort" him.

>>1010592
"We're kinda busy with the whole 'witch' thing. Help us with that, and we can make others leave you alone and we'll give you some strong kids.

You might not be hypnotized anymore, but them hips and breasts are probably still quite captivating.
You could probably bury your snout in that hole, since it's about head height. Maybe even see how she takes to a triple stuffing, though how you would actually do that, I don't know.

Anyway, you might want to hash out the details of your deal before you give her any eggs (though not necessarily before you start fucking her. Who knows, maybe you can sweeten the deal). Even just having her as a sentry/backup for when you challenge and beat the Witch would be useful, since she could direct some other problems elsewhere, but knocking her up doesn't give you the same protection against her that it offers her against you.

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>Tell her she needs to tell you why they can't leave.
She… already told you that? She stays in here because it’s safer from hunters?

>Everyone heal up before we move on.
We really should take a short rest right now.
While we enjoy the entertainment *Eyebrow wiggle*
We can’t do anything more strenuous than eating, drinking, reading, and tending to wounds while we rest, according to the rules… but we are allowed “eat” anything we want *Eyebrow wiggle*
I know a wound I’m going to need to tend to with my wand *Eyebrow wiggle*
I’m sure we can… um… reading… err… sexual innuendo! *Eyebrow wiggle*
Darlings, if you don’t stop that wiggling I’m going to staple those browns to your foreheads…
>With how this is going so far, the only treasure we're going to get from these encounters are eggs. Not that I'm complaining.
Hey, we’re going to get the princess hand in marriage after we beat the witch.
Whom is going get filled with eggs by all of us immediately, right dumplings?
…you’re right, we’re just going to get a bunch of eggs from this. But I can’t say I’m complaining either.
Um… P-prince Amel… I mean, t-the princess will only give her hand to one of you?
Only one?
S-she can’t have three husbands so… I g-guess she’ll give h-her hand to whoever is the more fitting?
Which is obviously me, darling.
…
…all three of you exchange glances, glances that say that while you’re all brother in arms, you are all going give it your all to make sure you’re the one being chosen in the end. This is now a competition.

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>We can let Jeshan hate fuck her to make him feel better.
A lovely idea, darling, though it has two itty bitty problems. Foremost, I’m not getting close to that thing again and second… as much I love a good hate fuck, it’s hard to really feel the catharsis when both the hate, fuck and the one you’re making sweet music with is just make believe.
>What about you, Fiver? What say you?
You have my sword!
Which is just slightly shorter than my lute.
What? No it isn’t. Clearly I have the biggest sword here.
My magical wand put both of you to shame.
Bayard, I already know your wand is shorter than my sword, we pierced the hide of the great dragon of security together, remember?
Well, I do have a larger purse than you do! A lot more coin in it as well.
Are they really that big, darling, that you can boast about them?
Trust me, he got a huge purse.
Oh! You just have to show me later, dumpling.
But not that it matter, my skill with the sword will surely impress the princess.
Your skill is that of a fool compared to the magnificent and FAB-O-LOUS dance I can do with mine.
The sheer amount of raw mana my wand can dish out has already laid waste to far more armies than you can even imagine.
Err… what are you guys even arguing about?
Just trying to impress a fair maiden, that’s all.
I still have the biggest sword here…
Darling, no need to lie to yourself. You know I’m bigger.
>I know that you don't trust it Jhesan, but you can't deny the appeal of having such a MILF all to ourselves.
I won’t complain to having a big titty snake MILF, no… I’d just prefer if it didn’t try and eat me, darlings.
It’s just pretend, you know, no need to worry.
The snake pussy is also pretend, dumpling.
…now you’re just making me depressed. I was looking forward to some snake pussy…
Everyone wants some snussy!
Snussy? Really?
The forbidden fruit… always more tempting than the one within reach. Snussy is clearly one of the more tempting fruits out there…
Snussy or riot!
…there has to be a way for us to get some snussy, right? Even if isn’t the real deal? Because I really want to put my dick in something right now…
They might have some lovely toys themed around it?
Or we can get a real gal in here to pretend to be the snake?
Eh… I was hoping for something better than that…
I don’t know, darling, would that even be possible? The sweet snake pussy might just be a tantalizing dream just out of our reach…
Dammit man, don’t give up now! Nothing is impossible if you get some snussy at the end!
Err… s-sorry for derailing the game like this, Amelia.
N-no, no, don’t m-mind me… it’s really entertaining just watching you guys… um… do w-whatever it is you’re doing right now…


>I like the idea of having a defenseless monster at our disposal~ and that can help deal with the pesky goblins.
The defenseless part might become a problem.
What do you mean? She’s letting us have as much fun as we want with her, doesn’t she?
She can’t really deal with the goblins being all tied up, can she?
And we’re not untying her and that’s final.
Oh, right, we still need to make sure she doesn’t continue being hostile…
I gave you a bargain, didn’t I?
And we trust you to keep it as far as I can throw you, sister… which isn’t long at all.
>You're not a druid here, but you'd still need a nature lore check to be sure that agreeing to be Naga Dad wouldn't cause problems. For one, there's making sure the previously mentioned mating habit isn't an issue.
Make an environment check.
29! Nice.
When it comes to Naga mating rituals, they usually have a contest of strength to see who’s the dominant partner. If they are both Naga’s, then the winner will simply be dominant over the weaker mate… but if they are a species they deem a prey, then they’ll simply consume it if they consider it weaker and of no more use.
Huh… I guess we defeated it in a contest of strength… but even then… are there a way to control it?
You’ve heard myths about either people managing to get them to hypnotize themselves by making them see themselves in clear water… as well as stories about hunters making them docile by feeding them certain toxic herbs that grow in these forests.
Hmm… and their eating habits? I mean, I was thinking… if I start making a bunch of new Naga, won’t they just run out of goblins to eat? Of course, I’m a wizard… creating creatures without regard to the consequences is in my wheelhouse.
They eat more than just goblins and other smart creatures… besides, goblins breed quickly and… um… they are smart enough to not gorge themselves too much? I mean, goblins are smart to so… they might hide or something? I don’t know…

Alright, where were we again, darlings?
We need to find a way to safety use this tied up MILF snake.
Can’t we just trust her?
Can’t we just give her a final curtain call? As in, lob off her lovely little head?
I’m sure there’s a better way…
The Naga speaks up… “Turn me into an egg slave already. I’m getting tired being all tied up like this”.
Then there’s the problem with not having any real snussy to play with.
Now that’s a predicament…
Do we have any idea where we can find snussy in this station?
Or at least something close to it… artificial snussy?
Simulation snussy?
And finally, there’s the witch, the goblins and the kobolds.
The koblods are already dealt with, darling.
And the goblins will be dealt with after we’re done with the Naga. Which only leaves the witch?

And of course, most important, you need to make sure that your magical wand and heavy purse impresses the princess enough that she gives her hand in marriage to you… while showing that Fiver’s sword and Jeshan lute is nothing compared to your assets!

Would the princess in this case be Amelia? Because if not... she could be the snussy... Just saying~

Or we could quickly retrieve the legs we left at home. But i like the first one better.

Your sack is imbued with powerful magics and all your encounters leave with seed inside them forever ensuring you have many magical children. Even if they take in other seed the children will still be yours.

>>1010685
This is Amelia‘s library, so you need to ask if she’d be ok with all of you role playing sex by having actual irl sex.

Just be aware that this is a library, so you’d all have to somehow keep quiet.

>>1010694
>Or we could quickly retrieve the legs we left at home
Not allowed until the owner of the legs is off work, which isn’t for another few hours.

A possible replacement for snussy would be a blowjob.
I still think the wizard is the most likely one to fuck the naga.

>Can’t we just trust her?
There's a catch with that: She still sees us as prey. She's needs to see us as she'd see her fellow Naga for her to not respect us enough to not backstab us. We could control her using a mirror and/or foraging for herbs, let's call that Plan B. Plan A is to find a way to honor Naga mating rituals...

We must assert dominance through gangbang. Fivel, you take the mouth; with any luck, your shiny plate can double as a mirror. Jeshan, feel free to join in should you wish.

>Do we have any idea where we can find snussy in this station?
Just ask the DM. If a lonely girl like her doesn't have a body pillow or life-sized (sex) doll, I will be surprised.

>Which only leaves the witch?
Who wants to bet that the witch has an infertility problem? 'The kingdom shall be as barren as I am" sort of thing.

>And of course, most important, you need to make sure that your magical wand and heavy purse impresses the princess enough that she gives her hand in marriage to you… while showing that Fiver’s sword and Jeshan lute is nothing compared to your assets!
There is one ability great wizards are known to have that no amount of paladin courage or bardic charm can match: the ability to be on call all day any day, Teleport! It may be beyond your talents for now, but you can finish this quest in a way that proves to everyone of your great magical potential.

Everyone may be proving themselves now, but don`t let the competition get so bad you fail the quest. Remember that success (and having fun) is priority, even if someone else gets the princess in the end.

>>1010694
The case that Amelia taking over a role for help in breeding does make sense.

>Snussy

If there are any Serpens on the station, I'm pretty sure they won't be in this section.

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>Your sack is imbued with powerful magics and all your encounters leave with seed inside them forever ensuring you have many magical children. Even if they take in other seed the children will still be yours.
That seems a bit rude towards the other potential dads… but yeah, your sack is definitely enchanted with the most powerful magic runes, found in the deepest depths of the most ancients of ruins. A sack that will forever flow with your soon to be young, containing the most virile of seed… and it can also taste like strawberries or other similar sweet things.
>There is one ability great wizards are known to have that no amount of paladin courage or bardic charm can match: the ability to be on call all day any day, Teleport!
…you’re nowhere near powerful enough for teleportation… and other can just… you know, simply stay with the princess in her castle or where ever she wants to stay?
>Just be aware that this is a library, so you’d all have to somehow keep quiet.
You’re in a private backroom for the employees. You don’t need to worry about getting disturbed unless there’s someone else working here.


>This is Amelia‘s library, so you need to ask if she’d be ok with all of you role playing sex by having actual irl sex.
EH!? Oh g-gosh, you guys are serious a-about this!?
Of course we are.
The lovely dance of intimacy is beckoning for our attention once again…
All this talk about lewd stuff makes us want to do lewd stuff. It’s as easy as that.
Err… w-well… um… t-the rules a-about… um… n-not doing the nasty only applies to… the library and not the… backroom… I guess?
This isn’t about rules, dove, but what your heart wants…
Or what your… I was about to say “What your dick wants”, but you get what I mean.
Well… … …um… if… if I can… watch?
Of course, little dove! Let us put on a show!
And I’ll show you that my skill with the sword is unmatched.
Pff, like you have any chance against my magical nuts!
…magical nuts? Really?
Yes! Really!
>We could quickly retrieve the legs we left at home.
She specified not to play with them until after work… which is probably later?
>A possible replacement for snussy would be a blowjob.
But who would do the kissing, darling?
I wouldn’t mind jerking off a bro… or in this case, sucking them of if they returned the favor.
Of course you return the favor, obviously.
Eh?
I guess I’m willing to let my fine posterior play the part of a snussy for a bit… if one of your lovely rumps gets the role of a kobold when I’m the lead actor.
I guess that’s one option…
*Huff*…
>Just ask the QM. If a lonely girl like her doesn't have a body pillow or life-sized (sex) doll, I will be surprised.
Eh!? Y-you think I h-have a what now?
When the dove get lonely she might wish to get some love from an inanimate object…
I h-have a girlfriend, y-you know!
But… before that?
Err… I mean… w-who would get a body pillow in this day and age…
So you got what instead?
… … …um… oh gosh… well… a BTL, like everyone else?
…you got a sandwich?
Better than life, darling. It’s a simulation that is so realistic that it’s impossible to tell it from reality.
Huh… maybe this is all a BTL?
Um… b-but… I d-don’t think there’s a BTL a-about this… though… um… I do have an idea? I think? The library does have some virtual reality systems that we might use, though… um… I mean, it’s not made for this kind of thing but… … …y-yeah…
So snussy simulation then?
That might work…
>Amelia could be the snussy... Just saying~
W-what!? Me!?
A lovely dove like yourself would make a lovely little snussy.
Snug little snussy, hehe…
If you want to, that is.
I… err… d-don’t t-think… w-w-with all t-three of… I mean… um… I need to… play to witch and the prince so… I can’t be the snake as well?
Welp. I guess that’s that…
Wait, would the princess we’re trying to win the hand of be you?
Huh? Oh… um… I mean… I’m the evil witch Lema and not prince Amel… I mean, princess…
Lema… Amel… Amelia… is the “prince” and witch the same person… and is the “prince” supposed to be you?
Oh! Of course! That’s the curse! They turned the good princess into an evil witch! We just need to fuck the shit out the witch to turn her into Princess Amelia again!
What!? How did- I mean, maybe?
And here I though witch just had an infertility problem…
>If there are any Serpens on the station, I'm pretty sure they won't be in this section.
Y-yeah, this sector only has Sakkilian living in it…
How droll…
Don’t the serpents have their own version of I.M.P.R.E.G though? Like some kind of… mating organization?
They do, don’t they… and of course I.M.P.R.E.G would probably work very closely with them, no? They are the one with the experience, right?
So if they have a proper working relationship, darling…
Then they might let us… order some snussy from them?
HOPE can probably call them and ask for help…
Really, darlings? You’re just going to just call them and place an order like they were a pizza parlor? “Why, I’d like to order a large MILF, extra thick?”.
With a fat rack too boot, yeah.
It’s worth a try? You never know, it might work. If anything, it might lead to some jolly co-operation in the future between I.M.P.R.E.G and the Serpents equivalent. And if we’re lucky, they are already co-operation and ready for our request.
I guess it’s worth a shot?
For snussy!
Err… If Ameliais fine with calling them in, of course.
Um… I-if y-you order some snussy for me too then… sure?
Wait, what? Really?
I h-have a girlfriend, okay? I like eating pussy too… err… oh gosh, that was a bit… s-sorry…
No, no, you just surprised me, that’s all.
Not such an innocent flower after all, little dove.

Though, as fun as this is, we haven’t made any progress in the actual Q&Q game…
Of course we have! I bring you the solution for both the Naga problem and the witch problem! The Naga sees us as prey, doesn’t respect us…
And you’re planning to solve that by…?
And when does the lovely witch come in?
We must assert our dominance through a gangbang, obviously! By plowing her silly we’ll not only make sure she’ll respect us, but if we do it hard enough I’m sure we’ll break the curse of the evil witch and turn her into a princess again… and she will be so impressed by my huge bag of tricks that she’ll immediately marry it. Only by having some real snussy (or a similar substitute) can we really show the princess what our weapons can do!
Oh gosh…
A lovely plan… except that she’ll fall in love with the lovely music my lute can play, darling.
Huff… this is starting to get exhausting…
Err… so… h-how are you planning to get… err… the real snussy?
Well… I guess that’s up to you, Quest Master.
Huh!? Me?
We’re does our adventure take us next?
Oh… um… well… I guess you can… … … hmm…

A) Form a fellowship of cute boys kissing boys!
B) Let the great wizards create a virtual illusion of the snake!
C) Let Princess Amelia herself polish the swords of her loyal knights!
D) Send a message to the Serpents, Gondor calls for aid!
E) Other…?

Seems kinda weird to call the Serpens to ask them for someone to help us roleplay a Q&Q session they're not even in, on such short notice. Maybe we can plan ahead for that sort of thing though. Also it could take a long time for any interested parties to get here.

Let's do A. BOYS KISSING BOYS.

A i'm up for some boys love. Amelia is welcome to partake in it if she likes, we are here to serve, after all.

D) cause Gondor

C. Because I want three dicks in one mouth. And maybe some kissing with the boys.

C) Oh my. Word has gotten to the witch about us and she has come to our camp while we rest. Whatever shall we do?

>Better than life, darling. It’s a simulation that is so realistic that it’s impossible to tell it from reality.
Don't believe the hype. Unless there's AI to stitch it all together, about 90% of BTL scenarios come off as fairly scripted, and are really easy to break if you act out of character or in ways the writer didn't expect.

>Huh… maybe this is all a BTL?
You certainly committed to the amnesia bit if you are. That, or you're part of an AI running a simulation for the amusement of inter- or outer-dimensional entities. In either case, we are greatly amused you're probably over-thinking it.

>>1010785
C) Let Princess Amelia herself polish the swords of her loyal knights!

D) Authenticity is important.

>>1010785
D) There's gonna be at least one Serpens eager for 'early access' to the return of male Sakkilians, game or no.

C. Because a GM needs to get to play now and then.

>>1010785
D!

"uh yeah can I get uhhhhhhh two orders of serpens cloacoochie please? hold the tits and cock"

>>1010785
>What!? How did- I mean, maybe?
The one thing every GM fears, their plot being easy to guess. She didn’t even give you guys any hints and you still guessed it correctly!

>What do?
C

Everyone is here, so let’s just get to it. There’s no need to call anyone else to come here.

>>1010941
I truly want A, but it won't win... such a shame.

>>1010977 Its okay, we can do that when we win.

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>Don't believe the hype. Unless there's AI to stitch it all together, about 90% of BTL scenarios come off as fairly scripted, and are really easy to break if you act out of character or in ways the writer didn't expect.
Isn’t the whole point of BTL that they connect directly into your brain, using it to basically immerse you completely into the world they created, including both physically and mentally, making it feel like real life even though it’s a simulation? Thus, your mind practically fills in the blanks if you go “off-script”, making it really hard to actually notice you’re in a BTL. There’s a reason why they are so addictive and their use so restrictive.
>You certainly committed to the amnesia bit if you are playing a BTL.
You actually do remember more and more as time goes on… like your mother soothing voice… and you had a brother, whose scales are just as white as yours? Though, you’re pretty sure they aren’t actually real memories, but still…
>Or you're part of an AI running a simulation for the amusement of inter- or outer-dimensional entities.
…you wouldn’t be surprised, considering your life is basically the plot of a badly written porno. Not that you’re complaining.


I… um…
The train filled with BTL thoughts is derailed as Amelia finally speaks up.
I t-think I g-got an idea…
Then don’t keep us hanging, little dove. We’re waiting with bated breath…
Um… t-the princess would very much like to polish the swords of her loyal knights herself and… err… witness their proficiency with their blades before she… gives her hand to one of them…
Then let us show off our swords!
The QM needs to get to play now and then too.
And get three dicks in her mouth at once…
Err… that doesn’t… sound safe?
Let the little dove polish the swords at her own pace, no need to rush…
Um… y-yeah, that’s… um… r-right? Though I… I might need some help so… oh gosh… maybe you c-can try calling that Serpent?
You’re okay inviting someone else?
H-honestly, I… I mostly just curious what w-will happen when you try… and I always wanted to invite one over when I’m with Flo... B-but yeah, I r-really don’t want to… oh gosh… entertain all three of you alone!? It’s a bit… um… m-much… and… y-you know… Authenticity is important? The only way to get it to feel like real… real… snussy… i-is to get… real… y-you know…
Say no more, little dove, we’ll do as you command.
T-thanks… and… um… so… I need to get s-something real quick while you… do that? I’ll be right back…

>The one thing every GM fears, their plot being easy to guess. She didn’t even give you guys any hints and you still guessed it correctly!
The witch was named Lema, which is just Prince Amel’s name spelled backwards. So it’s obvious, darlings, that they are either the same person and the curse is that they turned evil, or that they are long lost twins and that being the motive for the curse. It’s a common occurrence in drama’s like these, my dumplings, so I simple guessed on one of them.
…I didn’t catch at all that their names were just reversed…
I didn’t even remember that the witch had a name…
But enough about my vast knowledge of drama, darlings, shall we make the call? Get it over with?
Get it over with? You don’t think it will work?
As I said before, we’re not ordering a burger with fries here, are we?
>Seems kinda weird to call the Serpents to ask them for someone to help us roleplay a Q&Q session they're not even in, on such short notice.
They are professional, they know what they are doing.
I am certain they are no stranger to peculiar requests, nor odd bits of roleplay. They will know how to play along and entertain, that I am confident in.
…didn’t you just say you didn’t think this would work?
I simply don’t think you can just call them and have such a lovely and interesting individual like them delivered to the door, like they would be some kind of… common food!
There's got to be at least one Serpents eager for 'early access' to the return of male Sakkilians, game or no.
Let’s just call and see what happens, guys. What the worse that-
Don’t you dare say that. Everyone knows that brings bad luck, darling.


HOPE! Can you hear me?
I am reading you, Bayard. How may I be of assistance?
My lovely little AI, we need-
Snussy!
Err… what he means is-
I will contact the Serpent Brood Pits now.
Wait, what!? How did-
The I.M.P.R.E.G program already has a close working relationship with the main Brood Pit of the station, so you should find them very agreeable to your request.
Seriously? You knew what snussy meant? Love, are you listening in on-
Contact achieved. Patching you over now.
*Bzt* This is the Brood Pit speaking, may I take your order?
Order?
We want four snussies, extra thicc with a coke and a side of fries.
Apologies, sir, but we have no one called “snussie” currently available. We will add a soda and fries to your order, sir.
Seriously? You can just order it!?
Only those that are part of our VIP program may request our services at any given time like this. Currently, all members of I.M.P.R.E.G are both VIP’s and placed in the express delivery section. Your order will be processed with all due haste and we have a guarantee delivery within 5 minutes or your points back.
So… what do we specifically order? Just a gal?
You may request certain attribute and we’ll try our best to fulfill them. Do you wish for someone who’s never had an egg before, someone with a bit more experienced or someone that has several years of work here at the pit under their tail? Do you want them tall or short? Thin or wide? Young or old? Any specific scale color perhaps? Any specific fetish or skill that you wish for them to possess? While we might not be able to get your order exactly, depending how specific your request is, we will do our best to find the closes possible match with all our current employees.
Huh…

I f-found what I was looking for… um… did it work?
Wait, what are those things in your hand?
Um… condoms? There was this lady dressed like a super hero here yesterday handing them out, trying to convince people to wear them but… um… most of them were left here?
Condoms? Dreadful things…
*Hiss*
Wearing a sexual barrier device is strictly prohibited while engaging with our services
Huh? What? No! It’s… um… f-for me… I m-mean… f-for you but… oh gosh… a-as I said before, only one knight will g-get the hand of the princess so… um… I d-didn’t want any accidents before that so… um… condoms?

I am flabbergasted, i wasn't even prepared for condoms appearing in this part of the galaxy.

I mean, if that is what she wants, we can't force her, right?

We won't be using it on the snussy tho. We wnat a MILF snussy. Got any of those?

Just describe the Naga to them.

>>1011044
If we're going to call in a Serpent, then you might as well request for someone that's into the Q&Q tabletop game, so that they'll interested in being the Naga.

>Condoms
>Only one get the princess
That makes sense. It means only one of you will be allowed to put eggs in her.

>>1011069
Almost forgot! Make sure you ask for an extra thicc milf Serpent!

>>1011044
>The witch was named Lema, which is just Prince Amel’s name spelled backwards. So it’s obvious, darlings, that they are either the same person and the curse is that they turned evil, or that they are long lost twins and that being the motive for the curse. It’s a common occurrence in drama’s like these, my dumplings, so I simple guessed on one of them.
But if the QM is aware of these things being a common occurrence in dramas, they would’ve taken advantage of that and used your knowledge against you. The names could’ve easily been done that way on purpose to be misleading and lead you to jump to conclusions based on a coincidence. Which would’ve then lead to the group doing something wrong because of incorrect information and potentially failing the quest.

So like I said before, you got lucky that’s the plot that Amelia had planned and she didn’t fake you out.

Speaking from personal experience here. I don’t like how Jeshan thinks his blind luck is due to him being smart. He was very lucky it wasn’t a fake out!

>Serpent order?
Let’s ask for someone that’s experienced with working in a group.

All of the above suggestions for a Serpent sounds good to me.

>>1011142
Calm down. There's no need to take the game within the quest so seriously.

In line with I.M.P.R.E.G., ask for someone in need of a morale boost.

What you really need is just someone willing/able to roleplay properly, that's the first priority.

Kaktus 2021/09/22(Wed)15:52 No. 1011368 ID: 681cb5
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>But if the QM is aware of these things being a common occurrence in dramas, they would’ve taken advantage of that and used your knowledge against you.
This is just a quickly made one-shot, so of course it’s going to be rather cliché. Oh, and Jeshan is just a drama queen who happened to get his guess correctly on his first try when he figured out the backwards name thing. He would probably not have been as sure if Amelia didn’t react as she did… of course, she might just be acting, but something tells you she’s not that good of a bluffer.
>That makes sense. It means only one of you will be allowed to put eggs in her.
That’s the sad truth… only one knight may get the princess in the end… let’s make sure it’s you, no matter what.

>In line with I.M.P.R.E.G., ask for someone in need of a morale boost.
We make sure that all our employees and associates are in high spirits at all times. No further moral enhancing activities needed.
>Let’s ask for someone that’s experienced with working in a group.
We have many experienced employees here with years of experiences, sirs.
>What you really need is just someone willing/able to roleplay properly, that's the first priority.
Roleplaying is a rather common occurrence during jobs, yes.
>If we're going to call in a Serpent, then you might as well request for someone that's into the Q&Q tabletop game, so that they'll interested in being the Naga.
…Quarters and Quetzalcoatl you say? That might decrease the pool of possible matches somewhat, but we can try.
>Just describe the Naga to them.
So… how did you guys imagine the Naga?
It’s this large horrid monster?
We… don’t have any of those.
Err… ignore that… Fiver?
Huge tits, large ass?
…okay, that’s not helping either. But she has a hood, green scales and very tall?
Hood and tall we can do… we don’t have any green scaled staff ready at the moment…
How about you, you look cute?
My apologies, but I am currently unavailable. If you wish then I can put you on the waiting list and I’ll get back to you in about a month and a half after I’ve laid this egg.
I meant… err…someone that looks like… never mind…
Alright, how about this then. We want a MILF snussy. Got any of those?
As in, snake pussy.
EXTRA THICC!
Also extra MILF too.
The MILFIEST MILF that ever MILFED.
Thick, long, hood and experienced… yes, we can probably do that… and can roleplay… and play Q&Q… the last part might be a bit… oh! We got a near perfect hit! And she’s already ready too… Very well, I’ve notified one of our deliverers and she’s on her way right now. Remember, if you aren’t balls deep in “snussy” within 5 minutes, then you’ll get a full refund!
We… um… didn’t pay for this?
Exactly! Thank you for choosing the Brood pit for your breeding needs, do come again… and again… preferably inside one of our employees. Good luck and have fun.

There’s a last *Bzzt* sound as she terminates the call.

…so I guess she’s on her way?
It sounded like she would be here soon…
Well, darlings, should we continue the game wh-
“HAHA” the evil witch laughs “I knew my Kobold minions would lure in another group of foolish adventurers for my plan!”
Oh, we’re in a pickle!
“Don’t worry, this won’t hurt for long.” she says as vines starts springing up from the ground, grabbing at you… “I just need to suck you dry, just as dry as the barren lands of the kingdom!”
Suck us dry?
“I mean your life juice. Suck out your life juice. NOW PERISH AND FUEL MY EVIL MAGIC!” please roll a muscle check to break free from the vines.
5? Aw…
11…
29! Woo!
Jeshan and Bayard, the vines immobilizes you and… deal 4 damage to you. Fiver, you’re still free.
I CAST SEAL OF PROTECTION! On all of us! I will protect us long enough to deal with the witch!
…doesn’t it just last a minute?
More than enough time to please a wicked witch like this.
I can see why the ladies loves you, darling…
A bright light engulfs all three of you as- W-w-wait, w-why are y-you removing your pants!?

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To put on the seal of protection, of course!
Eh!?
What better way to protect us from being sucked dry than putting on a rubber, eh?
I can’t help but agree, darling. Luckily for little old me, I’m practically pantsless already.
…I am a bit overdressed right now as well…
Oh g-gosh…
Though I’m surprised to find rubbers in this sector of the station. Did you say someone dressed as a super hero delivered these?
I do find it peculiar that this station even have barriers of love like this in the first place, dove…
I am flabbergasted, I wasn't even prepared for condoms appearing in this part of the galaxy!
W-wait, t-then what part of the… there isn’t any galaxy left too… um…
I’ll definitely not be using it on the snussy tho.
Obviously.
It would be a shame to spoil such beautiful loins with a barrier, forever keeping the lovers apart as they can only look longingly at each other in the shining moon light, as the golden leaves falls in autumn of their years, making them yearn for the very touch of their love, forever stuck on the other side of the-
You haven’t even seen her yet.
I’m just expressing my feelings, dumpling.


So… err… y-you’re j-just… y-your… um… penises… um…
Hmm? Did you say something?
Huh? Oh… um… err…
Did you say something about my… Big… Fat… Cock?
Fival’s Massive Fucking Schlong?
His Long, Meaty Donger?
Or maybe she meant Jeshan’s Gigantic Bulgy Wulgy?
…bulgy what now? I mean, my Big, Juicy Fuck Stick?
His Milf Destroyer?
More like Milf Maker… oh! It might have been Bayard’s Enormous Weighty Prostate Tickler that she mentioned?
Wait, prostate?
The boys needs some love too, Darling. Also, Fival was right, you’re sack is just a delight!
…thanks?
She might have meant Bayard’s five dollar footlong?
Yeah, my immense fucking cum hose?
His Mile-Long Banana Anaconda?
Okay, these names are just getting a bit too silly, dumplings.
His three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the juice crew?
…that’s doesn’t even… what?
His Shween of destiny!
That’s enough.

Amelia’s gaze goes from one “Shween of destiny” to the next, her whole face somehow getting even more redder and she clearly have no idea how to react to this.



My Holy Avenger +5 Egg maker!
Stop.

>Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
Where do you even get these references from?

I don't know how to react to this either, honestly.

Yeah, she doesn't exactly look prepared to do the blowjob, twin handjobs, and resulting bukkake. If things stall, we could:

a} Have one boy start feel up another. If they focus on each other, she'd only have to worry about one male meat, yours ideally.
OR
b) Just wait for MILF snake. She should help get things moving (if they haven't already).

>We… um… didn’t pay for this?
No, Ophelia did, or set up the company tab at least. Thank her later for being the best boss.

>Thick, long, hood and experienced… yes, we can probably do that… and can roleplay… and play Q&Q… the last part might be a bit… oh! We got a near perfect hit! And she’s already ready too…
Lucky find! Wonder if our guest and Amelia know each other.

I'm hoping for some butt stuff, but dang look at Jeshans dick is has that cool looking long ridge of egg inducing spines.

Or imagine the orgasm from those spines on resh's prostate as he plows his big juicy ass.

Kaktus 2021/09/25(Sat)16:28 No. 1011574 ID: 681cb5
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>Yeah, she doesn't exactly look prepared to do the blowjob, twin handjobs, and resulting bukkake.
Fiver might have… well, all of you might have gone a bit too hard on her… let’s fix that… somehow… because you would really go for some of that bukkake…
>Just wait for MILF snake. She should help get things moving (if they haven't already).
You can’t just stand around with your dicks out for who knows how long. She’ll get here when she gets here… meanwhile… let’s… um…
>Ophelia paid for the Serpents MILF, or set up the company tab at least. Thank her later for being the best boss.
You’re not even sure it costs anything in the first place, but if she did set up a tab… then you really need to thank her for being the best boss later. All of you need to.
>I'm hoping for some butt stuff.
Hey, anything can still happen, you know.

>Where do you even get these references from?
From my memories, duh? Where else?
I’m pretty sure the memory restoration procedure in your cryo-pod malfunctioned somehow, darling…
Eh? What cryo?
The cryo-pods that let us slumber on our endless voyage through the stars before we reached this lovely destination, little dove.
Oh… um… r-right… that cryo… s-sure…
>Have one boy start feel up another. If they focus on each other, she'd only have to worry about one male meat, yours ideally.
Oh? Are you trying to get Amelia all for yourself by distracting us with each other?
It might be working a bit too well, darling, because I’m rather distracted by that large sack hanging between your legs, Bayard dear. I can’t help but wonder how heavy it is…
And I can’t help getting distracted by your nice equipment as well, because dang, that is a cool looking long ridge of egg inducing spines you have there… that can’t be their natural color, can it?
Oh, no, of course not darling. I make sure they are eye-catching, so that all the lovely doves out there can see that I’m ribbed for her pleasure… or yours~ *wink*
Oh?
Hmhm… just imagine, darling, the feeling of those spines rubbing against your prostate as I plow your big juicy ass... into an orgasm big enough to empty those lovely balls of yours~
OhGoshOhGoshOhGosh!!!!!
Well, now I’m feeling a bit left out of the game…
Oh! T-the game! Um… y-you two are still tied up, so you can’t... um…
Oh right, I’m the only one that’s free…
*Cough* “Lay down your weapon, paladin” the witch bellows “There is still time for my mercy. In fact, if the three of you give me a… a…” heh… um… a… good show? Err… I mean… “Give me a good show and I might just consider making you into egg slaves instead of sucking you dry on life juice!”
We aren’t interrupting anything, are we? We were expecting you to have enough patience to wait for us, but boys will be boys…

Kaktus 2021/09/25(Sat)16:28 No. 1011575 ID: 681cb5
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Oh! You’re already here!?
We got an order of fries, a soda and an extra Thicc MILF for a “Bayard and the boys”, express delivery? We do hope you’re willing to tip~
Wait, how did you- it’s only been a few minutes at most?
Why, we were already in a tram with our oldest when you graced the us with your call, and we shouldn’t help but listen in. We are ever so eager to assist a dying species like yourself, so we’ve been waiting for you to call us with bathed breath. So a quick change of clothes and we were already on our way before your call even ended, thought we have to apologies, as we’re still wearing some of our kids gift to their dear old mother. We have to say, we are rather lucky that we fit your desire rather well, though we’re sure you wouldn’t mind to much, would you?
Why, my little dove, it’s lovely to meet you! Am I Jeshan, but you can call me whatever it is you desire. Now, who might you be?
Ah, forgive us for not introducing us sooner, little ones. We are Grand Matron Mizra Zurl, and entertaining you would be our pleasure. Please, let us warm your day.
Err… h-hi… h-hello… um… so… y-you’re playing as the… um… Naga?

As Amelia stammers out her greeting, the Serpents slither up to the table and put down the soda and fries. She then pulls out a pink die from one of her pockets and rolls it on the table…

We slither up and constrict whoever it is that was free… the paladin was it? Because we can’t let these three mean little boys bully this poor witch, can we?

She doesn’t even look at the die as it finishes its journey, ending up on a perfect 30.

W-wait, you’re still tied up?
We are? In that case, using the same roll, we try and break free from our bonds!
Err… t-the rope holding you snaps from your strength?
(Weren’t it chains?)
And then we slither up and constrict the Paladin… 21 plus whatever our modifier is.
Ha! Like you would be able to… … …I got a 5…
As the paladin feebly struggles in our grip… we lean over to the witch and whispers… “Why chose when we can do both, little witch?”.
Huh? What d-do you mean?
There are three little boys here, are there not? Why can’t we just pick one each to make into our personal toys before letting the last one get… their life force sucked out? Then we’ll both have egg slaves and… we don’t know why you need life force, but you get the idea.
…oh gosh, that’s… perfect… but… um… w-who do we…?
Why don’t we let them prove themselves… to show us why we should chose just them to be the father of our next batch of kids… we mean, our egg slaves…
Oh… let them put on a show, you say…
Wait, so you’re saying only two of us are going to make eggs…
Which means one of us are going away empty handed?
No hecking way I’m going to be left blueballed, bro.
So, our dear witch, how do we begin?
Well… they are all tied up...
Watch and see how they escape? That’s a start but… let’s make it more exciting. How about this… try and convince us, boys, of which one of you deserves to be a daddy while you escape your… whatever it is you’re tied up in.
Oh… that wasn’t… um…
Convince us in game, of course… now, which one of you were the Paladin?
Err… that would be me?
Get over here so we can engulf you in our coils just like in the game.

Alright how about this: the naga gets the paladin for convenience, and the other two get to have a fuck battle to decide who gets to pound the witch into submission. Whichever dude cums first loses.

All the guys should at least have some snussy even the one who impregnates all of the witch's eggs. Though I wonder what happened to the kobolds? It would be funny if her girlfriend showed up just as she was creampied though.

Oh, if her girlfriend *did* show up, then that's three ladies for three breeders, and everybody gets to make an egg.

>>1011575
She actually brought the food? Didn't expect that. Might as well grab 2 or 3 fries, since they're there.

>already on our way before your call even ended
So that's how they can make their 5 minutes or less promise.

>Someone is going to be left out.
Looks like we'd better make sure it's not us!

>Convince us in game
You're a wizard, so you've got a high chance of passing down your magical powers to your offspring. So if you and Amelia have some children, there's a very high chance that both of your magical powers will be passed down to your children, making them very likely to have powerful magic.

>>1011598
There's no guarantee that Amelia's girlfriend will show up at all, so don't get your hopes up on expecting that to happen.

>>1011578
I like this idea! But i want to fuck the snussy later! GIVE ME MY MILF!

>>1011575
Wait and see if anyone else wants the soda. If no one else wants it, then you can drink it.

>>1011612
All of this.

>>1011575
Well, seems she's decided on the paladin herself, but neverless, our offer to both:
"Hey, I'm a wizard. I have magic in my blood. I can give you children with great innate magical skill, far superior to a paladin's channeling! As you can see, I will provide your children with a great reserve of life force."

I honestly don't care what happens as long as its interesting.

I can imagine it now small penis-ed wizards with big balls and short witches with huge butts. Maybe even a sorcerer with innate powers.

Kaktus 2021/10/09(Sat)15:40 No. 1012673 ID: 681cb5
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>I honestly don't care what happens as long as it’s interesting.
How can a battle to the “death” over some nice alien snussy not be interesting?
>Wait and see if anyone else wants the soda. If no one else wants it, then you can drink it.
Fiver grabs it before the snake mommy manage to put it down, clearly more interested in the food she brought that the lady herself. Talk about skewed priorities.
>I can imagine it now, small penis-ed wizards with big balls and short witches with huge butts.
Hey! You’re not small! Sure… you’re smallest of the other breeders so far, but you’re still at least average sized… right? Also, Amelia’s butt isn’t that big either…

>Alright how about this: the naga gets the paladin for convenience.
Oh, fuck no! You’re not giving up that alien Milf snussy without a fight!
>All the guys should at least have some snussy even the one who impregnates all of the witch's eggs.
While you can’t speak for the other’s, you’re going to plow that mother at least once even if it doesn’t mean you’ll make another egg… though you’d prefer to fill her eager womb yourself.
>It would be funny if her girlfriend showed up just as she was creampied though.
That would solve the problem that there’s only two gals here, but let’s not get our hopes up. You’re definitely going to try and creampie Amelia over and over again though, just in case it works.
>Though I wonder what happened to the kobolds?
…they are still around, you guess? At least, if someone brings them up, that is.


>You're a wizard, so you've got a high chance of passing down your magical powers to your offspring.
Feast your eyes on this witches, Nagas and Kobolds alike! This magical sack is filled to the brim with your future children. Oh, and not just any children, but as a mighty wizard my seed itself has great innate magical skill, ensuring that the coming generation seeping from my powerful loins will all be powerful wizards!
Oh? We are intrigued, master wizard…
My seed is so potent and infused wish such powerful magic, that not only does every encounter result in an egg, even when the lady isn’t in heat or the same species, but all future children born by the same womb will be fathered by my cock, even if another father is the one that impregnate you!
Now you really have our attention, little boy…
And to prove my magical strength… I cast frost armor!
… … …oh! OH! Right, I need to narrate the… um… err… well… *cough* A wave of cold washes over you, painting your body in a translucent cold blue for just a second. The vines holding you start to freeze and crack, letting you go free as your body is now protected by a deadly cold.
Cool. Now, ladies, which one of you want to be the first to get my magical seed pumped in-
Wizards doesn’t have innate magical powers, you fool.
Huh?
Wizards study to get their magical power, darling. Sorceress are the one with innate powers… or, you know, Bards like me.
Eh, who cares about the det-
I thrust my loins outwards and cast the spell fire lasers, one aimed at the vines holding me and the other two at Bayard.
Wha-

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The dices of fate is on my side today, little dumpling, making sure that you’re hit for massive damage. Nonlethal, of course.
Three beams of heat shots out from… err… Jeshans crotch? One burn away the vines holding him, while the other two hits Bayard straight in the chest, scorching away his robes completely and leaving him completely bare to the world… oh… um… and knocking him down.
Gah!
My apologies, darling, but you were between my lovely phallus and these two beautiful little doves that I need to impregnate. Nothing personal, dumpling.
Oh gosh… n-no need to fight…
Hmhm, don’t you find it… titillating watching the boys fight over the right to breed you, little witch? How about you, paladin, how are you going to impress mommy?
*Sluuuurp* Ngg… almost… there… just a bit closer and I can reach the fries… *Sluuurp*
…or are you just going to eat and drink the food we came with?
Hey, I’m hungry, okay? *Slurrp* Now, slither just a bit closer to the table…
…*Sigh* We regret not constricting one of the other two little boys…

Kaktus 2021/10/09(Sat)15:41 No. 1012675 ID: 681cb5
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Wait a second… with the extra hp from the frost armor… combined with your high stamina stat… you’re still alive! Well, barely alive at 1 hp… err… you’re still awake, you mean, nonlethal and all. Not only are you still in the game, but Jeshan clearly thinks you’re knocked unconscious, which means you have the element of surprise! You… you are running a bit low on mana, though, but you’re sure you can handle a bard!

“Now, enough distractions! As you can see, both the wizard and paladin are weak and not worth your time! Instead let me show you, my lovely little doves, why my most FAB-O-LOUS COCK is the one that will impregnate you all! Witch, Naga and even the Kobolds!” I then grab the nearest Kobold and say… “I’ll demonstrate my exquisite art of lovemaking with this lovely little Kobold, giving her the eggs she so desire while making sure that her coming orgasm is the highlight of her life!”.
You stab stab puss puss with prick prick?
I stab stab puss puss like a real lover, dove! Now hand me a condom and a pussy I can use to show off my art!
Err…
That’s your cue, little witch, hmhm…
Um… r-r-right…

Okay, you better act fast or you’re the one who will end up without anything to fuck here!

>>1012675
Well, if he's distracting himself with a kobold, that's our cue to swoop in for Amelia while his dick is busy in the little reptile!

Time to grab her bottom!

"You know my magical reserves are the greatest of all those here."

>>1012675
Attack Jeshan from behind and fuck his butt! You'll get to roll with advantage and you'll do critical damage since it's a sneak attack!

>>1012690
Since everyone is roleplaying, the "kobolds" are being played by Amelia. Which means Jeshan is putting on a condom to have sex with Amelia.

>>1012675
Be patient, if he's fucking a "kobold" then you can snipe him with a powerful spell after he finishes then win your prize from the "witch".

>>1012698
This.

Make sure you declare the attack to be nonlethal!

>>1012698
Yeah, let's go with this.

Don't forget Fiver! He's cunning. His preoccupation with food may be a scheme.

Fiver is likely going to fuck Reshs butt while Resh fucks Jeshans butt and jeshan is screwing the goblins who are Amelia.

Kaktus 2021/10/13(Wed)15:09 No. 1012872 ID: 681cb5
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>Well, if he's distracting himself with a kobold, that's our cue to swoop in for Amelia while his dick is busy in the little reptile! Time to grab her bottom!
…the problem is that the little reptile bottom is being played Amelia’s bottom, making it hard to swoop in for her. You guess you can actually put it in her bum, but eh… you’re not sure she’ll be into that?
>Be patient, if he's fucking a "kobold" then you can snipe him with a powerful spell after he finishes then win your prize from the "witch".
A clever ruse for sure, though it would require you to just watch Jeshan pound the living hell out of Amelia first, wouldn’t it? Hmm… no, you need to act now before you’re left without something to put your dick in…


>Attack Jeshan from behind and fuck his butt! You'll get to roll with advantage and you'll do critical damage since it's a sneak attack!
Jeshan doesn’t notice you sneak up on him until you give his bottom a loud slap, making him squeak in surprise like little boy.
H-hey! What give!? You’re knocked out, darling!
Um… t-the witch… err…
I still got one hit point left, Jeshy.
W-wait, you do!?
And I sneak attack the bard butt with my fat cock!
Oh gosh, y-you’re actually going t-to… um… r-roll with advantage?
28! Ha! No way can a weak little Bard handle a dick of this magnitude!
N-now wait just a minute, dumpling!
>Make sure you declare the attack to be nonlethal!
You pump your member a few time until it’s at full attention, though with Jeshan slightly bent over and his round posterior on full display it didn’t require much attention at all before becoming fully erect.
Oh! And I make it nonlethal of course! In fact, let’s make it reverse lethal even! I’m going to fuck you so hard that I impregnate that sweet ass of yours!
…how would that even work?
I’m a fucking Lizard Wizard, my wizz jizz can do whatever I fucking want!
Please, my fabulous friend, you’re not going to knock out (Or up for that matter) a fellow breeder right before he performs his lovely art, would you darling?
That’s rich coming from you.
Um… Oh gosh… r-roll piercing damage, I… g-guess?
Can’t we talk about this? I’ll fine with you taking my virginity back there, Bayard, but at least let me continue playing?
I don’t know…
Err… j-just put on a c-condom before you… oh gosh…
Huh? Even if I’m just fucking Jeshan here in the bum?
I… um… oh gosh… I… I… Iwanttoseeyouthreefillthem…
Why, you naughty little dove…
S-sorry…
And you’re not wearing any underwear either? Even naughtier…
Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh t-this is actually happening!?
It is… if Mr. team killer back there doesn’t stab me in the back first…
Oh, r-right… um… do y-you do actual damage or are you just… um… y-you know… “grappling” him?
Well…

>Fiver is likely going to fuck Reshs butt while Resh fucks Jeshans butt and jeshan is screwing the kobolds who are Amelia.
Now that’s a train you’d like you join! In fact, you make sure you’re ready for Fiver’s imminent sneak attack into your behind… but it never comes. It seems like he’s still tangled up with the mommy snek? Not that you blame him…
>Don't forget Fiver! He's cunning. His preoccupation with food may be a scheme.
You make sure to keep an eye on him while you rub your member against Jeshan fine rump, but Fiver seems rather content being in the grip of… wait, Mizra just picked up her datapad and is showing him something?

…and this is Resia, our eleventh child, on her fifth hatching day just last month. Isn’t she just the cutest?
She’s adorable, ma’am… she was the one who made that armband you’re wearing, yeah?
Oh, you’re right. She was so happy with her presents that she just had to give her old mother a gift herself.
Isn’t she just the sweetest peach! But who’s that next to her? Your sister, perhaps?
Hmhm, oh no, she’s not our sister… but you’re right that we are related. That’s Ziku, my fourteenth child.
…wait, she’s clearly in her late twenties… how can she have been laid after that cute, five year old kid?
You know how it is with the vats, little one. Hmhm, their fast growth does make things a bit awkward at times… but desperate times calls for odd measures, doesn’t it? We can’t complain, can we, seeing as things are rather pleasant even if the world ended a long time ago.
…err… wait…
Ziku has actually considered joining her dear old mom at the Broodpits, you know? If we had had more time, they we might have brought her with us. Having her first job be with such sweet little things like yourself would fill us with pride, you know.
Oh… um… s-sure, we can… help you become a grandparent, we guess?
Hmhm, but little boy, we already are a grandmother. One of our oldest already have kids on their own, once again thanks those pesky vats.
Oh? That’s- wait, was that a picture of a tadpole?
Why, little one, that’s our youngest… well, current youngest. Laid less than a year ago. They are still a tadpole swimming in the water tanks.
Um… is it a boy or a girl… or… the third thing you guys have?
They haven’t grown their tail yet, so they aren’t anything yet. But seeing how stubborn and feisty they are we believe they might be growing into a strong and healthy Ovale.
Oh…
And look at this! This is my dear little…

Oh no! He’s bonding with her over her children! That was a move you didn’t expect him to do! Dammit it, with Jeshan focusing on Amelia and Fiver on Mizra, you’re getting left on the wayside… no, it’s time to decide… if you’re to win one of these lovely wombs then you’re going to need to focus your attention on only one of them! So this is it, who are you going after? Amelia, the cute librarian… or Mizra the alien snek MILF? ...you’re still going to pound the ever living hell out of Jeshan butt first, of course…

Speaking of his fine rump… are you going to actually attack him and knock him out or are you feeling merciful? Breeders like you are supposed to stick together… but then again, the hypocrite did just try and knock you out a moment ago, didn’t he?

…though the devil on your shoulder whispers that you can make it a fatal attack… to make sure this pesky bard won’t be any more trouble… ever again… err… in game, that is.

Motherfucker I already told you what to do. Why didn't you do it? If you listened to me, you would've seen that I was telling you to GO FOR AMELIA

Hmmmm. I'm not sure if a i want to spare him... How about this: If we get tu fuck his ass and then Amelia, we'll spare him, and maybe get to help us tag team the snussy along with Fiver.

Do your job and focus on Amelia. As for Jeshan... offer him a trade. You take his, he takes yours, you both tend to Amelia by mouth and hand while you work and she watches, and then she judges which of you she wants better. Secretly, by going first you will stack the deck against him by tiring him out more and getting to show more of yourself off where she can see and be tempted!

If you fuck his butt then let him fuck your butt after he's done with amelia then he will let you knock her up this time, that or after, you can let him fuck her and fuck without the condom too, and you can masturbate to him knocking her up instead of you, maybe you will like it and his children can be your nephew's and niece's.

>>1012872
Our job is for Amelia, not snakes, no matter how hot the latter is!
And nah, we're not a backstabber like Jeshan. We're a good boy who surprise buttfucks his allies.

>>1012872
Don't flat out spare Jeshan. He struck you down for some pussy (not even bareback, yet), that deserves some punishment in the form of purple butt. Still, you're a good boy, so "grapple" him for now and see if you can make a deal/get some compensation from him, with your own virgin ass as a bargaining chip.
Could frame it as a friendly duel to prove your magical potential? Amelia really seems to dig the condoms (or not making a mess) so maybe she can lend a hand in putting them on. Giving Jeshan a reach around, putting on a show for Amelia and getting her involved might get you some favor.

Fiver seems to have that Snussy on lock, intentionally or otherwise. Would be nice to get him in on the butt fun as well, but Mizra deserves some attention, and Jeshan shouldn't be leaving yours.