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975314 No. 975314 ID: 5fc3a0

Frillsby and Gallsby are the most real cops on the force, with fully equipped badges.

Or we did have badges, but something's wrong.
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No. 976627 ID: 14c138

It won't hurt to investigate a little bit more.
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No. 976628 ID: b1b4f3

>>976625
Look out the window.
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No. 976629 ID: ffa653

Maybe she's just wandered a bit in her sleep, or retreated to somewhere extra-secure against being woken up. Look under the bed and in the closet and things like that.

Were those hanging stars always there? That sounds to me like something Ceo would have done while Mayor was asleep as a joke. The fact that there are things on the bed is strange, though. Why unplug the clock AND move it onto the bed? Hm. And the door was wide open, you say? But if she'd left she'd have locked the place up. Very strange! This could be a crime scene after all! Time to hunt for clues.

With delicacy. This is a lady's boudoir, you know.
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No. 976638 ID: 214cda

She could just be in the shower.
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No. 976640 ID: 8fab7a

>>976628
And under the bed, let's be fair.
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No. 976693 ID: f8fa51

Check the window for signs of a break-in, in defiance of the obvious fact that anyone could have walked in the front door.
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No. 976694 ID: 1ed92d

>>976625
Check under the bed, and search the graveyard next.
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No. 976766 ID: 15a025

Check the grave yard to make sure she wasn't ghostnapped.
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No. 978799 ID: 5fc3a0
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978799

"If there was a mayornapping here, it was done clean and without a fight. No broken anything, no glow in the dark space objects yanked off the ceiling, pretty sure all these were here when we were last in Mayor's room. She did leave her room wide open, and that doesn't seem right."
>"She could've just forgot. I forget things all the time and I'm not as tired as she is."
"Yeah true but let's walk around the house a bit and see what we can find."

Not under her bed, in the shower, all windows are shut, no signs of activity in any rooms on the first or second floor at a quick peek inside each. It looks like Ceo might've moved in here, but she's not here now.
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No. 978800 ID: 5fc3a0
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978800

I finish by looking over the graveyard.

>"Hey Frillsby, is the mayor out there?"
"Nope."
>"Good!"
"'Good?'"
>"Good that she's not buried in the graveyard!"
"No one said anything about being buried."
>"Good! Yeah! Hold on what're you standing in front of?"
"You mean... grass?"
>"The flat grass!"
"What the hell are y - oh footprints I see. They're too big to be Mayor's. I think? Maybe? Wait, Gallsby, how big were Mayor's feet?"
>"How would I know why're you asking me that?!"
"You might know I don't know!"
>"What a wild thing to ask!"
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No. 978801 ID: 465a14

>>978800
next priority discover mystery eye thief who victimized the good ol falcine radium Gallsb

or call Ceo to ask about Mayor feet
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No. 978802 ID: 465a14

>>978801
wait fuck Gallsby looks weird and he doesn't know things you'd reasonably expect anyone to know this is a shrek you've been attacked by a shrek again quick ask him how big villi's dick is
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No. 978803 ID: 1a8428

Are those footprints going out into the graveyard, or in towards some external basement door or something?... Is there a basement? Did you look in it? Is there a room up behind the clock, or an attic?

Those are odd shaped footprints. Like someone walked sideways towards/away from the house?
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No. 978804 ID: b1b4f3

Alright get Gallsby down here and you both follow the footprints.
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No. 978805 ID: 83ea8d

I... actually don't remember about Mayor's feet. We can't rule out if these are hers or someone else's.
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No. 978827 ID: b970b2

Once you've finished at Mayor's house it's probably worth following them regardless, who knows where they might lead?
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No. 978936 ID: 4d6de9

The mayor's feet are pretty normal/smallish-sized: >>/questarch/904548
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No. 979094 ID: 5b0071

>>978800
Try contacting CEO, maybe she dragged Mayor into something or at least knows what's up
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No. 979458 ID: 15a025

Probably best to call up CEO and ask if she knows what's up? Or let her know the Mayor's missing now.
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No. 979882 ID: 5fc3a0
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979882

I look at the footprints but no latent tracking talent gets awakened in me. It's like a semi-circle. No, semi-circle. Hooves? Hooves if there were no split toe. Hooves with shoes. Or just big shoes in that shape. I could try calling Ceo to ask if Mayor had any giant hooved feet all this time and I never noticed, but I'll follow these tracks while I think of how I could possibly phrase that question to Ceo without imploding.

"Wait a minute, the Gallsby I know doesn't know anything, and here you spotted tracks outta nowhere. Are you another layered ogre? Prove you're the real Gallsby, and tell me how big Villi's dick is."
>"I dunno Frillsby because I'm the real Gallsby and apparently the real Gallsby doesn't know anything so how would I know his dick is this long?!"
"Whatever, get down here so we can follow these tracks. They look like they're going away from the graveyard."

Gallsby leaps off the balcony, and gracefully somersaults onto the ground like a clump of seaweed.

"Why have you done this."
>"It was faster. Here's Villi's dick."

He draws a dick on the ground with his claw. It's a crude representation, but I could believe that's about the right size.
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No. 979883 ID: 5fc3a0
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979883

We follow the tracks beyond the trees, and I call Ceo on the way.

>"Leave a message!"
"Have you seen Mayor? If so call me back."


The tracks continue on for awhile before stopping at the edge of a back road. We look around, but they don't pick up on the other side.

"Well I'm stumped. What're you doing over there?"
>"Sniffing to detect lingering smells."
"What do you smell?"
>"Dirt."
"Oh. Then - oh, I just remembered. Mayor's feet. They're a little small, but still pretty normal."
>"Okay that's a really weird fact to know, Frillsby, I'm not sure I needed to know that!"
"Yet now you have to carry the weight of this pretty normal knowledge forever."

We either keep looking, or just wait for Ceo to respond.
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No. 979884 ID: 465a14

Either search Mayor's house for secret places she could be hiding in or... the only thing I can think of that would entice Mayor would be those gas station energy drinks you guys found before. Go to the gas station and see if Mayor is craving that Intellifuck.
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No. 979886 ID: b1b4f3

>>979883
So, I guess Mayor got taken into a vehicle. Check to see where this road goes. The car could have gone either direction, after all... but you may be able to tell by the tracks if the car was on this side of the road or not. If it was on this side then you can follow it as if it was driving on this side, so to your right.
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No. 979891 ID: 77cba3

It is almost halloween. Maybe the Mayor turns into a giant monster once a year.

Keep looking while waiting for CEO. Check for tracks and direction of said tracks. Then figure out where this road goes.
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No. 979921 ID: a0dfd2

>>979891

Or maybe a more regular-sized person who just isn't tired all the time?

That'd be really spooky, honestly.
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No. 980146 ID: 15a025

Let's keep searching around. We don't know how long it'll be before Ceo calls us back.
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No. 980877 ID: 23b523

MMM Gallsby take your pants off, we'll do this nudist style.
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No. 983638 ID: abb840

Pants off! Pants off!
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No. 984431 ID: e8dd22

Let's get naaaaaaaaaaked~
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No. 986004 ID: dc7b39

pfft. another dead quest for the pile.
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No. 986036 ID: 8a51ec

whatashame.jpg
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No. 986070 ID: bfd630

I mean, thread 6 of a quest by one of our most prolific authors who has three or four current stories and is actively updating a different quest right now is hardly a doomed thread. Just not right now.
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No. 988532 ID: 5fc3a0
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988532

>"So what if the mayor entered the vehicle, and wore big ol' boots to leave footprints like this?"
"These are weird boots. I can't imagine Mayor in boots like that. I'm trying and failing. Cannot be done."
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No. 988533 ID: 5fc3a0
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988533

>"I wonder if her magic power is turning into a huge monster once a year?"
"And then she gets into a car and drives off to have huge monster adventures, Gallsby?"
>"Yeah! One too many energy drinks, and all her sleep power blows up into a huge rampage!"
"I'm not ruling it out, but I am putting it at the bottom of the idea list."
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No. 988534 ID: 5fc3a0
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988534

"While we wait for Ceo to respond, let's get in the car and drive down this road and what the fuck?"
>"My claw was stuck! I had to get it out!"
"So pull on it!"
>"I did Frillsby did you think I just went straight to ripping up my pants?!"
"I do! I do, actually! Now we have to go pants shopping later and you know how that goes!"
>"Whatever I'll just wear the car!"
"What?"
"I'll put the car around my legs!"
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No. 988535 ID: 5fc3a0
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988535

Technically, he does do that. We drive for about 10 minutes.

"Okay I don't think we're going to find anything at this rate. We'll stop at the gas station a head, maybe Mayor dropped by for an energy drinks. I don't know why she'd have gone this way, though."
"Maybe she sneaks in. I mean lately she's been way more active, right? And up until lately we never even saw her!"
>"That's true. I don't - hold on, I see something ahead. It looks like car trouble, I see some smoke just off the road."
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No. 988536 ID: 5fc3a0
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988536

"Now that we're up close, that car does not look big enough f-"

>"SqRAkWkWkWkWkWkW!"

I don't know what unholy noise that was, but it causes me to take my foot off the brake.

>"Hey Frillsby you wanna revisit that huge monster idea I had?" says Gallsby.
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No. 988537 ID: 2748b3

I think they're having car issues, cops are supposed to help with that sorta stuff, right? Go help!
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No. 988540 ID: b1b4f3

>>988536
Well, go see what's going on.
You know, it's possible that Mayor has a huge monster friend and they're just out for a drive. There was no sign of a struggle. Better approach without any assumptions.

But like, don't let your guard down either.
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No. 988541 ID: 8a51ec

Is there somebody in that car, or at least what used to be somebody?
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No. 988542 ID: 151023

It appears that some poor citizen is having trouble with their vehicle. As police officers, it is your duty to make sure they're not in too much trouble.
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No. 988545 ID: 5b0071

>>988536
Car breakdowns can be stressful. Render assistance!
But yeah your Fight Karma is probably leaning towards another fight here.
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No. 988558 ID: fdd320

>revisit monster idea
Not really, because then you’d have to cuff or hug that thing to affect it with anti-magic.

... you’re gonna have to try now, dammit.
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No. 988572 ID: 77cba3

Yeah go see if they need a tow or ride to town.
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No. 988806 ID: 15a025

Got some tow cable? Poor guy looks like his car broke down.
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No. 988874 ID: 1ed92d

>>988536
Let's go speak to the huge monster.
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No. 988894 ID: 465a14

shun the carfucker for his carfucking ways
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No. 989213 ID: 580e8b

>>988894
Nay.
Cheer him on, and maybe lend a hand~
You know you both want too.
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No. 989249 ID: 242921

Is it really fucking it?
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No. 989268 ID: 580e8b

It certainly seems like it, but it could also be another visual trick to set us up for expecting lewd stuff when the actual events are normal.
We'll just have to go and have a look for ourselves.
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