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973220 No. 973220 ID: 2c5282

Boldly Coming Reboot: The Wrath of Khrax!

Space: the final frontier. These are the adventures several courageous men and woman willing to brave the sea of stars. Their life long mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and civilizations. To boldly come where no man or woman has come before.

Discussion Thread (starting on the relevant post): https://tezakia.net/kusaba/questdis/res/108793.html#133475
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No. 983503 ID: feecd8

>>983472
>Hmm, you need to find out if anyone's at your apartment, and if they are you can arrange a timeframe to bring home your boyfriend.
It's pretty late, so they might be home by now. But even if they are home, we could just get a hotel room and go there, since we can't go to Ztolt's home, since his sisters would be able to annoy us at his home.
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No. 983560 ID: 9c48ac

>>983497
And it kinda looks like that space station too, so you're honestly getting a bit unnerved right now.

You'll have to keep cuddling until you feel better ;)
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No. 983703 ID: 2c5282
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983703

>hmm, we'll have to get Ztolt some seasalt icecream at some point bet he'd like that.
:ZtoltBC: It has sea salt flavor as well? I’m fucking sold!
>Huh, looks like a Flaûgnir is flying around out there.
:ZtoltBC: There is? Heh, those scumsuckers are always spreading their wings up there. Not that I blame them, I would do the same if the brine had blessed me with wings.
:TristanBC: Hmm… I think someone is… riding them?
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Maybe it’s a date? I’ve heard that they like to fly with their partners… but if their partner doesn’t have wings, well…
:TristanBC: Maybe it is…

>That thing looks like a fucking Death Star.
:ZtoltBC: …a what?
:TristanBC: It’s… err… from a movie. Or a series of movies. The bad guy space imperium build a moon sized station that goes around and blow up the planets of those that doesn’t want to join.
:ZtoltBC: That doesn’t sound like a very clever long term plan. After all, you can’t conquer a planet you’ve blown up, can you?
:TristanBC: I think they just wanted to fuck up some planets so the others would be scared shitless and not resist, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… that usually don’t work… as soon as you start going around blowing up planets your enemies will just build their own planet busters and retaliate.
:TristanBC: Well… in the movie they just blow it up and left it at that…
:ZtoltBC: …then build another one?
:TristanBC: That’s what they did, mate.
:ZtoltBC: See, this is why those one of a kind super weapons foam they have in movies doesn’t make any sense. You can just rebuild it, you know.
>It kinda looks like that space station too, so you're honestly getting a bit unnerved right now.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? I don’t really know what that thing look like, except for being a large gray ball, but I’m here with cuddles if it would make you feel better.
:TristanBC: Cuddles always makes me feel better, mate…
>Is it really really big, or just in a low orbit?
:ZtoltBC: It’s really close. I’ve heard that it’s surprisingly small, actually…
:TristanBC: It’s still look huge…
:ZtoltBC: It’s still big, yes, as it’s a giant hanger and constructor of spaceships. But it is in really low orbit, to make the transition into space easier for the ships.
>I always thought real space stations would end up being ring or tube shaped for the spin gravity, rather than sphere shaped.
:ZtoltBC: They do? Maybe they do?
:TristanBC: But why is it a sphere?
:ZtoltBC: …the fuck would I know, Tris? I can’t even see the foamy thing! Ask someone who has the brine to know about that kind of stuff…



>Close your eyes and listen to the windchimes.
You take a moment to listen to the music of the chimes, closing your eyes and focusing on the sounds around you. The gentle sound of wood hitting wood, the distant sound of a waterfall and even the sounds of the animal life around you, hiding in the ruffling leaves. But most importantly… the soft sound of purring, coming from Ztolt as he rubs his head against yours… his right hind claw scratching slightly against your seating… and his breathing...
>Put your arm around him.
As you let your arm fall on his shoulder and pull him slightly closer, he answer with embracing you with his tail as well.
>When the mood is right, ask if he wants to come back to your place.
…he’s going to ask soon… you can feel it…

:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …you know, I… I would ask you if you wanted too… well… go back to… my place for a cup of coffee but… well…
:TristanBC: No privacy?
:ZtoltBC: …so... um… may I… invite myself over to you for a… cup of coffee? If that’s fine?

>Hmm, you need to find out if anyone's at your apartment, and if they are you can arrange a timeframe to bring home your boyfriend.
Reed is working night, so you don’t have to worry about him. As for Mel, he usually lock himself up in his room with his games after dinner, though he wasn’t home when you were there earlier, so he might not even be home at all. Of course, the real fucking problem is the giant trash heap of a room you have, as you really didn’t expect things to go this well nor that he would want to come over to you place. This is a bit of a problem, because you haven’t cleaned that bloody place since… you… came here?
>We could just get a hotel room and go there.
…you don’t have the money for that… and Ztolt has already paid for so much already, so you’re starting feeling a bit bad about him forking over all this cash…

So… choices… Do you invite him back home and hope that none of your flat mates are there to ruin the mood nor that he won’t mind a bit of an unclean room. Or do you make him pay for a hotel room and feel bad about it… or… a third option would be to brave his place but… you’re not sure if he would want that… hmm… or do you ask for a coffee in the bushes over there? Heh…
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No. 983709 ID: b1b4f3

>>983703
>giant trash heap of a room
Oh, that could be a problem... depends on if he likes the smells involved. You can at least ask for a couple minutes to let you clean up a bit. I think he'd be understanding, he already knows you're poor by comparison.
Your place definitely seems like the best option. Even out here you have no privacy-- Zaliah has someone watching.
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No. 983710 ID: 894419

>>983709
More or less this, just warn him you're gonna take a moment to tidy up while the coffee brews. I'm sure he'll be cool with it.
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No. 983712 ID: 769526

I think the our best bet is make that coffee and tidy things up while we wait for it to be ready. If the coffee was a figurative speech, we'll... make it literal, at least for a little while.
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No. 983715 ID: 0d6409

Hotel and bushes sound like terrible ideas, seeing how lizzyboy reacted earlier when you were “joking”. Might not be an issue but both ideas are pretty trashy and he cares about a lil class, he’s already a bit uncomfortable as is. His place also sounds like it could easily be a disaster for him and I wouldn’t bet on getting any uninterrupted privacy.

Your place might be embarrassing for you but it’s the best option by far. No surprise sisters, no crystal clear implications like the hotel, at most he judges you for being lazy, way better than him thinking your the type of thirsty bitch eager to loose their V card romping in a bush on the first date.
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No. 983748 ID: 6e6f32

Invite him over, when you get there:
1)Put on coffee for the smell
2)Quick Tidy, You have until the pot is done
3)So, do you prefer your coffee before, or after?
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No. 983766 ID: e13b1d

>>983703
Let him come over. Don't let his status sway your decision, that's what he was worried about right? Just let you be you and him be him.
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No. 983803 ID: 2c5282
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983803

>Hotel and bushes sound like terrible ideas, seeing how lizzyboy reacted earlier when you were “joking”.
You’re fucking right. Ztolt does care a bit about things having a bit of bloody class… and the bushes especially is trashy as hell…
>His place also sounds like it could easily be a disaster for him and I wouldn’t bet on getting any uninterrupted privacy.
With our shitty luck, not only would those bitches that are his sisters barge in, but so would probably his mah and pah as well. That means his place is a no go unless you want a bunch of wankers with you in bed.
>Let him come over. Don't let his status sway your decision, that's what he was worried about right? Just let you be you and him be him.
It’s just… he’s so… rich and you’re… well… trash…
>No surprise sisters, no crystal clear implications like the hotel, at most he judges you for being lazy, way better than him thinking you’re the type of thirsty bitch eager to lose their V card romping in a bush on the first date.
…you’re right. You’re lazy, sure, but not some pervert. Well, not that much of a pervert. Anyway, home it fucking is.
>Even out here you have no privacy-- Zaliah has someone watching.
You know, when you mention it, you keep seeing this huge, black furred creature in this bloody butt-ugly orange suit everywhere… is that Zaliah’s goon?

>Just warn him you're gonna take a moment to tidy up while the coffee brews. I'm sure he'll be cool with it.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, it takes only a push of a button to brew a cup of coffee, Tris… are you really that fast of a cleaner?
:TristanBC: Well… err…
:ZtoltBC: Don’t worry about it, cutie. How about this, if you take some time to make things presentable, I’ll make the coffee?
:TristanBC: That sounds like a bloody swell plan, mate.

---------------------------

:ZtoltBC: Ugh, why are all the counters so damn tall?
:TristanBC: Because it’s designed for tall gits like me, mate.
:ZtoltBC: And what is this? A pizza?
:TristanBC: Hey, that’s last night dinner. We brought with us a few frozen pizzas just in case, you know mate?
:ZtoltBC: *sniff*sniff* …what is this odd… fruit thingy on it?
:TristanBC: You mean the pineapple? You’ve never had pineapple on your pizza, mate?
:ZtoltBC: No… and it smells disgusting, I rather not. Ugh… it’s way too sweet…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t bloody knock it until you try it, you git!
:ZtoltBC: Hiss… fruit on pizza… weirdest alien custom yet. The coffee is done, Tris, how are you doing?
:TristanBC: Just… just give me another minute, mate…
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No. 983804 ID: 2c5282
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983804

And then the two of you find yourself on your bed… drinking coffee…

:ZtoltBC: ...so… nice place you got.
:TristanBC: Well… it’s not really ours, you know…
:ZtoltBC: I guess… though, I have to say, I’m not used to the bed being so… tall… or small for that matter…
:TristanBC: Oh… I’m fucking sorry, mate, but I wasn’t expecting… well… this?
:ZtoltBC: No need to be sorry, cutie…
:TristanBC: …*Sip*
:ZtoltBC: *Sip*
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …you know I… I’ve never had coffee with another man before.
:TristanBC: That makes two of us… in fact, I’ve never had coffee with anyone before.
:ZtoltBC: What? Really?
:TristanBC: I mean, I’ve had… oral coffee… with both ladies and a man but… well… I did manage to get inside the coffee and… wait… I think the bloody metaphor went for a wank…
:ZtoltBC: …but you didn’t finish your coffee?
:TristanBC: Her boyfriend came home, whom I didn’t know she had just so you know, and… well… I got my ass kicked and ended up thrown into a trash container by the git.
:ZtoltBC: Huff… that’s rough, Tris, though fuck those two scumsuckers, someone as briny as you deserve something better than that eternal dark.
:TristanBC: Heh, thanks…
:ZtoltBC: …well… I… you know, I don’t think I’ve ever had actual coffee after asking someone to come back for “coffee” either…
:TristanBC: Really?
:ZtoltBC: Nor do I ever had coffee in someone’s else’s bed, either, now that I think about it.
:TristanBC: A lot of first tonight then…
:ZtoltBC: Yeah…
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …*sip*
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No. 983805 ID: e8bee9

Give him a little snuggle back.
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No. 983806 ID: ae4393

Break some of that tension by playing him some of your sweet music as you two share the bed.
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No. 983807 ID: b1b4f3

>>983804
Why don't you take off that hat and put your coffee down, then see about getting a kiss. Makeouts while undressing eachother is a pretty good way to start getting into the heavy stuff.
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No. 983813 ID: bb2f99

>>983804
>Wearing hats indoors
You guys aren't going to bang if you're dressed like you're still out in public. Lose the hat, tie, earrings, and coat.

I really hope you at least took your shoes off.
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No. 983830 ID: f28519

hat off, start snuggling, see where it goes.
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No. 983832 ID: 36784c

>>983804
Didn’t Ztolt mention tail holding being a sign of affection or something like that earlier? Because right now he’s holding you with his tail. Why don’t you try putting your tail around him?

>>983807
This.
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No. 983833 ID: 74665e

"You know, Zolt, despite all the unfortunate events that happened today, i had a blast. You are a really sweet and honest guy. And that is something really hard to come by, like in my little story just now. And i appreciate the fact that you were honest, that you were yourself. I know this is sappy and perhaps it's a wierd time to say this, but i really wanted to let you know, mate. I like you a lot, handsome."

Snuggle snuggle~
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No. 983849 ID: a9af05

>>983832
This
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No. 983904 ID: f2320a

>>983833
Too much wordy word cuddle action is louder then words
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No. 983909 ID: e13b1d

>>983806
Just keep it to gentle notes at first. High pitched noises seem the most likely to set off his sensitive hearing.
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No. 984044 ID: 2c5282
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984044

>You guys aren't going to bang if you're dressed like you're still out in public. Lose the hat, tie, earrings, and coat.
Hey, Ztolt gave me his sweet hat to wear when we got here… and removing clothes is usually something you do together, with each other. Taking off the earring might be for the bloody best though… though his bowtie stays on! He’s so going to fuck the shit out of you while wearing that cute thing.
>Didn’t Ztolt mention tail holding being a sign of affection or something like that earlier? Because right now he’s holding you with his tail. Why don’t you try putting your tail around him?
The main problems is that your tail is neither long enough or agile enough to do so… not to mention it’s currently being squashed under his freaking huge tail right now as well.

>Give him a little snuggle back.
After putting his hat and your earring away, you lean over to him and kiss his cheek.
:TristanBC: You know Ztolt… despite all that happened today, I still had a fucking sweet time.
You tell him this while your hands move up his body, exploring it slightly before reaching their destination atop of his shoulders, all the while you punctuate your sentence with another kiss slightly lower, at the top of his neck.
:TristanBC: You’re a really nice and honest guy… which is really hard to come by…
Another kiss, this one a bit longer, just a bit lower… while your hands starts to undress him, removing his suit…
:TristanBC: And I appreciate the fact that you were… well… you… and you let me be me today…
While he listens, he can’t help himself to return the favor. He practically rips off your jacket as you kiss his neck once again, having moved down even further.
:TristanBC: But I really wanted to let you know, mate… that I bloody like you a lot, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: I love you to Tris…
:TristanBC: Oh?
:ZtoltBC: Not shut that foam filled scumsucker of yours and kiss me, you cute bastard!
The two of you kiss as you embrace each other, his hind leg going crazy with excitement.

>Break some of that tension by playing him some of your sweet music as you two share the bed.
:ZtoltBC: While I’m all for mood music and scents, wouldn’t playing that instrument of yours take up both your hands, meaning that you wouldn’t be able to snuggle with me?
:TristanBC: …shit, you’re right… then how about I just it on the music player and-
:ZtoltBC: Or we can just make our own sweet music and scents… together?
:TristanBC: Heh, yeah, that’s probably a better idea.

>Makeouts while undressing eachother is a pretty good way to start getting into the heavy stuff.
As you let your tongues play with each other, you start to fiddle with his pants while listening to him purr underneath you, and while he tries to keep up he isn’t able to open up your shirt completely before you break off the kiss and pull off the last of his clothes completely.
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No. 984045 ID: 2c5282
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984045

As soon as they are freed from their prison, two worm like things burst out from between his legs, moving around slightly as if they were looking for something. Then suddenly, one of them opens up their tips, as if it was a jaw and… bites your nose?

:ZtoltBC: …is something wrong?
:TristanBC: It’s just not… w-what I was expecting? The two of them are moving and… trying to bite me?
:ZtoltBC: That just means that they like you~
:TristanBC: …w-wait, they? What do you mean by-
:ZtoltBC: Or I’m just really horny and you’re the closes thing to rub myself against.
:TristanBC: Oh…

So… that’s his… you’re not sure what you were expecting, but not this?
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No. 984046 ID: e8bee9

>>984045
tongue time
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No. 984047 ID: 74665e

Ohhh so that what he meant when he mentioned about the knots and what not. NIce~
Just imagine those little fellas nipping at you dong.
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No. 984048 ID: 36784c

>>984045
Tristan, you’re a huge xenophile. Earlier you saw Ztolt’s teeth and you got so turned on that your dick almost ripped through your pants! And now you’re looking at his dicks. You should be getting turned the fuck on right now!

Don’t keep him waiting, start sucking those dicks!
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No. 984049 ID: a38353

slurp them noodles.
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No. 984050 ID: b1b4f3

>>984045
Touch them.
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No. 984058 ID: a9af05

>>984045
Start sucking those dicks!
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No. 984059 ID: b1b4f3

Oh, hang on, if Tristan is gonna suck some dick he needs to start slow and get used to keeping his teeth out of the way. This is his first time trying it.
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No. 984098 ID: 19da02

Tie them in a bow
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No. 984099 ID: 129fef

>>984098
No! That is the one thing we are not to do!
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No. 984100 ID: a9af05

>>984098
Do not do that!
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No. 984109 ID: e13b1d

Tell him that if you manage to deepthroat these, please don't grab your uvula with his peni it would get very messy.
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No. 984120 ID: f8fa51

Let's take this slow to start. I'd normally consider that good advice even when you aren't dealing with entirely alien anatomy, but in this case you really have no idea how sensitive different parts of his body are. Gently play with one with a hand and try licking the other, again gently. Use your remaining hand to explore his body further.
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No. 984158 ID: 9c48ac

Don't forget to let him have a look at your equipment too.. although I imagine he's already got revealing that well in foot.
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No. 984181 ID: f2320a

can his dick suck our dick? would they suck at our huge canines or vulva if we try to suck them?
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No. 984185 ID: 86aaf2

>>984181

Whew! You are so excited and nervous you can't help but think how similar 'uvula' and 'or vulva' are. Best not share how your mind gets distracted at these times!
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No. 984218 ID: f2320a

>>984185
i am fascinated to see how the female genitals would even look like to need something like these appendages to reproduce
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No. 985307 ID: 2c5282
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985307

>Tristan, you’re a huge xenophile.
It’s not that you’re freaking horny as fuck right now, you simply don’t have any bloody experience dealing with… worm cocks?
>Ohhh so that what he meant when he mentioned about the knots and what not. Nice~
They are both interesting and alluring, yeah, but you can’t help but worry that you might hurt the bastard if you aren’t careful.
>Tie them in a bow.
…tempting but… nah, mate, not happening. You’re not that fucking whack right now.
>if Tristan is gonna suck some dick he needs to start slow and get used to keeping his teeth out of the way. This is his first time trying it.
You’ve sucked cock before, just not alien cock. Still, taking this shit slowly does sound like a plan, just to be safe.

>Slurp them noodles.
Carefully taking a lick on one of the slithering beasts, you fill your senses with the taste of… lemon? Lime? It’s kind of sour but… not to sour? And it feels like licking leather? It’s an very odd sensation…
:ZtoltBC: No need to be that careful, Tris, they are quite hardy.
:TristanBC: Really? I’m just afraid I’m my hurt you with my sharp canines.
:ZtoltBC: Cutie, we have large maws filled with fangs, they are made to handle a scratch or two. Just don’t… ah… bite…
:TristanBC: Obviously…
>Can his dick suck our dick?
:ZtoltBC: What? Why would… those scumscukers can’t actually… you know… suck.
:TristanBC: …then why do they open up like that?
:ZtoltBC: ...so they can open up inside the female to both make sure the seed stays in and that no other gents manage to spoil the brine. Gah, this isn’t really the time for those kinds of lessons.
:TristanBC: Hey, I need to fucking know what I’m getting into, mate.
>Don't forget to let him have a look at your equipment too… although I imagine he's already got revealing that well in foot.
He’s actually a lot more interested in your arse, kneading and squeezing it as soon as he gets your pants off.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I have to say, I really love your cute butt…
:TristanBC: Err… quick question, am I supposed to suck both of these bloody things or just one at a time or… um… which one is fucking first?
:ZtoltBC: Hehe… just pick one, Tris, whichever you want.
One of his cocks presses itself against your lips and you let it slide into your waiting mouth. It’s a bit odd, as it moves around your maw, rubbing itself against everything it can find, making it hard for you to really play around with it with your tongue.
:ZtoltBC: Because the other one is going up this cute little butt!
:TristanBC: Mff?
:ZtoltBC: I m-mean… err.. i-if t-that’s alright with you…
:TristanBC: Mff.
:ZtoltBC: Because I r-really want to mount you r-right now… if I… um… may?
:TristanBC: Mff…
:ZtoltBC: And Tris, don’t speak with your mouth full, it’s rude.
:TristanBC: Smlly
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No. 985309 ID: b1b4f3

>>985307
Hell yeah let's get this started.
You need any lube?
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No. 985312 ID: 4854ef

Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
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No. 985313 ID: 36784c

>>985307
Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
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No. 985314 ID: f39ded

>And Tris, don’t speak with your mouth full, it’s rude.
Oh? And what are you going to do about it?
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No. 985321 ID: a38353

He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
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No. 985324 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm, I wonder if both of them would fit comfortably in your butt?
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No. 985342 ID: a9af05

>>985307
Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
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No. 985349 ID: e13b1d

>>985307
It can stretch far enough to go in both ends at once? That's fuckin' hot.
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No. 985967 ID: f2320a

>>985307
They are both quite small so both will probably work
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No. 986753 ID: f2320a

>>985307
So um wait is he going to switch dicks and fuck us in the ass or is he somehow going to use both dicks at the sametime wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile but a arm you do other things with?
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No. 994320 ID: 2c5282
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994320

>Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
Trying your best to get your bum as high as possible, you sway it side to side as if you were trying to hypnotize him. It seemingly works, as you watch his head slither back and forth at the same speed as your rump, like a snake following a charmer’s flute. Though his head moment doesn’t stop him from squeezing your butt again and again, playing with it with his claws.
>He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
:TristanBC: Mff!
:ZtoltBC: Tris, mate, seriously…
:TristanBC: Srrm…
>Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
:TristanBC: Why, mate, would I ever say no to a handsome lad who wants to make me his?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, really? Are you sure?
You wiggle your ass for him as an answer.
:ZtoltBC: I’ll take that as a yes then, heh.

>Wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile? Can you do other things with?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, yes, these scum suckers are indeed prehensile… though they can’t really grab anything, as they don’t have any real grip in them.
:TristanBC: Now I understand how you can accidently tie them into a knot.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah… it’s not very pleasant, I tell you that.
:TristanBC: So… can they stretch far enough to go in both ends at once or did you mean... um…
:ZtoltBC: What? How would they… of course they can’t stretch like that, the very idea is just foam, Tris. No, what I meant is… well, I want to please them both so… one get sucked, and get to hump that briny ass of yours?
:TristanBC: Oh.

>Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
They are both quite small so both will probably work.
:ZtoltBC: Small!?
:TristanBC: I mean… compared to me… and I’m not even that big, mate.
:ZtoltBC: You’re fucking huge! You darn aliens with your huge dicks, stealing our gals, hehe…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sell yourself short, mate, you got two of the buggers, don’t ya?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, true…
:TristanBC: Now, are you going to fucking mount me or not, handsome?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, don’t you worry, Tris, I hate to keep a cute guy like you waiting.

He grips your shoulders and position himself behind you, but the thrust you’re expecting never comes. Instead, he simply stand still and let’s his members nuzzle your backside, searching for a way in. As the first one finds its way, you gasps softly as it easily slips inside, and soon it is followed by its brother.

:ZtoltBC: Nngg… fuck, mate…
:TristanBC: Mmm… I know…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… ah… you’re cute bum is… ah… the fucking brainiest, tightest little thing I’ve ever had…
:TristanBC: Heh… and you’re the… mmm… biggest, most handsome one I’ve had…
:ZtoltBC: …d-didn’t you say… ah… I was your first?
:TristanBC: Exactly~
:ZtoltBC: Heh…

And then, without a word, he reposition himself, wiggling his hips slightly as he does you, before he start humping you. Starting off at a slow pace, he takes his time to grind against you and really enjoy the feeling off filling out your rump completely. As he continues to his thrusting, you feel him lie down on top of you, matching the middle of his tummy with the center of your back as if he’s trying to become one with you… and then his head comes in to view as he licks your cheek. With his head resting on top of yours, his whole body lying on your back, he continue with his slow pace, letting you know that he has all the time in the world to be with you… and only you. You’re not just fucking anymore… but making love… like real mates…

:ZtoltBC: Ngg… y-you’re so fucking cute…
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After what feels like an eternity of bliss between the two of you, he finally picks up the pace and start to thrust into you more eagerly. Still keeping a steady rhythm, he pounds your cute little tush over and over again, pushing his twin members deeper and deeper into you. Soon enough it becomes clear that he’s getting close, as his earlier perfect rhythm start to falter, making his slip up every so often and forcing him to stop for but a moment to readjust his hips. Then, after gripping your shoulders even tighter and readjusting himself one last time, he slam into you while pressing you backwards, as if he’s trying to push himself as deep as possible into you. You feel his whole body shake as the his very skin ripping apart fills the room, making room for some wicked looking talons and spines, all the while his whole head splits open to reveal a gigantic maw locked in a snarl.

:ZtoltBC: _______________________

It takes you a moment before you realize what’s he’s doing is screeching on the top of his lungs, his whole chest vibrating as he emits a sound that’s to high-pitched for you to hear. But your attention is drawn further back as you feel something else enter your behind. Two small spheres, no bigger than a ping-ping ball, slowly slides through each of his cocks, pressing their way into your inmost depths and splattering into liquid as soon as they leave the heads of his dicks. But the thing that takes you by surprise is the cold, as you can’t help but arc your back and shiver as his-

[Tristan Dowe Fertility has been changed to: [/spoiler]Pregnant[color=green]]

:TristanBC: Wait, WHAT!?
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Is something wrong?

[Achievements unlocked!]
One Shot, One kid
Make a baby on your first lay.
Infested
Let an weird alien life form put babies inside you.
Alien from Uranus
Get “probed” by an alien.
Knight outside his shining armor
Be impregnated by Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
Sword training with the knight
Lose your virginity to Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
Become one with the family
Impregnate / be impregnated by someone in the Xai family.
Certified man
Take a another bro’s cock up your butt, like a real man.

:TristanBC: No, no, stop the achievements! What was that about me being pregnant?
:ZtoltBC: When a man and man love each other very much, one man might just put a baby in the other man’s butt.

Mission Completed!
Tristan Dowe has been impregnated!

:TristanBC: That’s not how it works, mate! You can’t make butt babies!
:ZtoltBC: Of course you can, Tris. Didn’t you read up about Raolme’s and butt babies?s

Sperms fired: 725 million = 7.250p
Combo bonus: 2.000p
Weird alien babies made: (1/1) = 100.000p
Posteriors pounded: 25.000
Tummies filled: 0p
Tits signed: 0p

Total score: 132.250p
NEW HIGH SCORE!

:TristanBC: No! Stop this high score nonsense! I’m not going to have a butt baby!
:ZtoltBC: No need to worry, Tris, that scum sucker inside your butt usually only stay there for about a month before it burst out from your chest.
:TristanBC: WHAT!?
:ZtoltBC: Of course, you’ll already be in the endless dark by then, because it will eat your heart for nourishment first.
:TristanBC: It’s going to do WHAT!? You’re joking, right!? I didn’t sign up to this shit, mate!
:ZtoltBC: Yes you did? Didn’t you read the fucking waiver before you signed it?
:TristanBC: Huh!? What waiver!?
:ZtoltBC: Hey, stop foaming , Tristan, I think you’ll make a real brine encrusted dad!
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No. 994325 ID: b1b4f3

>>994321
Ok but what actually happened though
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No. 994326 ID: 5cc67d

Ok that is enough you cheeky bastard! Start explaining now or i am going to rough YOUR ass for a change, see if you like ass babys yourself!
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No. 994328 ID: f28519

this is an April fools bit isn't it, dang and here i was excited for an update.
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No. 994496 ID: 2c5282
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994496

:ZtoltBC: What do you mean we got the wrong script?
:TristanBC: That we got the wrong script, mate. The script we just played out is for the wankers in the other studio. Heck, the bloody thing even has the wrong name on it, silly.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Really?
:TristanBC: Yeah, in BOLD, HUGE LETTERS.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, you scum sucker, I’m fucking blind, remember? It’s not my fault that they don’t print the cover with text I can actually see.
:TristanBC: Couldn’t you just ask someone if it was the right script then, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: Eh… heh… err… I mean… I could, yes, but… my apologies, I’m just a bit nervous I guess? I’m… I’m not used to film scenes like this… you know… naked ones… with a lot of… hugging…
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, you get used to it. Besides, you’re wearing a lot more clothes than I’m doing, aren’t you?
:ZtoltBC: Okay, first off, only wearing a bow tie is pretty much the same as being freaking naked. Second, It’s you’re nudity that’s making me nervous, what with you swinging that huge thing around without a care in the world and… *cough* thirdly, I’m not gay, so this scene is a bit awkward for me.
:TristanBC: Pff, could have fooled me with how eager you were to pound my cute butt, mate.
:ZtoltBC: …it is a cute butt, yeah…

April fools! (Even though I didn’t fool anyone, probably)
>Ok but what actually happened though.
If you really want to know, then… well…
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No. 994497 ID: 2c5282
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994497

>Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
Trying your best to get your bum as high as possible, you sway it side to side as if you were trying to hypnotize him. It seemingly works, as you watch his head slither back and forth at the same speed as your rump, like a snake following a charmer’s flute. Though his head moment doesn’t stop him from squeezing your butt again and again, playing with it with his claws.
>He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
:TristanBC: Mff!
:ZtoltBC: Tris, mate, seriously…
:TristanBC: Srrm…
>Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
:TristanBC: Why, mate, would I ever say no to a handsome lad who wants to make me his?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, really? Are you sure?
You wiggle your ass for him as an answer.
:ZtoltBC: I’ll take that as a yes then, heh.

>Wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile? Can you do other things with?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, yes, these scum suckers are indeed prehensile… though they can’t really grab anything, as they don’t have any real grip in them.
:TristanBC: Now I understand how you can accidently tie them into a knot.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah… it’s not very pleasant, I tell you that.
:TristanBC: So… can they stretch far enough to go in both ends at once or did you mean... um…
:ZtoltBC: What? How would they… of course they can’t stretch like that, the very idea is just foam, Tris. No, what I meant is… well, I want to please them both so… one get sucked, and get to hump that briny ass of yours?
:TristanBC: Oh.

>Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
They are both quite small so both will probably work.
:ZtoltBC: Small!?
:TristanBC: I mean… compared to me… and I’m not even that big, mate.
:ZtoltBC: You’re fucking huge! You darn aliens with your huge dicks, stealing our gals, hehe…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sell yourself short, mate, you got two of the buggers, don’t ya?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, true…
:TristanBC: Now, are you going to fucking mount me or not, handsome?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, don’t you worry, Tris, I hate to keep a cute guy like you waiting.

He grips your shoulders and position himself behind you, but the thrust you’re expecting never comes. Instead, he simply stand still and let’s his members nuzzle your backside, searching for a way in. As the first one finds its way, you gasps softly as it easily slips inside, and soon it is followed by its brother.

:ZtoltBC: Nngg… fuck, mate…
:TristanBC: Mmm… I know…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… ah… you’re cute bum is… ah… the fucking brainiest, tightest little thing I’ve ever had…
:TristanBC: Heh… and you’re the… mmm… biggest, most handsome one I’ve had…
:ZtoltBC: …d-didn’t you say… ah… I was your first?
:TristanBC: Exactly~
:ZtoltBC: Heh…

And then, without a word, he reposition himself, wiggling his hips slightly as he does you, before he start humping you. Starting off at a slow pace, he takes his time to grind against you and really enjoy the feeling off filling out your rump completely. As he continues to his thrusting, you feel him lie down on top of you, matching the middle of his tummy with the center of your back as if he’s trying to become one with you… and then his head comes in to view as he licks your cheek. With his head resting on top of yours, his whole body lying on your back, he continue with his slow pace, letting you know that he has all the time in the world to be with you… and only you. You’re not just fucking anymore… but making love… like real mates…

:ZtoltBC: Ngg… y-you’re so fucking cute…
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No. 994498 ID: 2c5282
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994498

After what feels like an eternity of bliss between the two of you, he finally picks up the pace and start to thrust into you more eagerly. Still keeping a steady rhythm, he pounds your cute little tush over and over again, pushing his twin members deeper and deeper into you. Soon enough it becomes clear that he’s getting close, as his earlier perfect rhythm start to falter, making his slip up every so often and forcing him to stop for but a moment to readjust his hips. Then, after gripping your shoulders even tighter and readjusting himself one last time, he slam into you while pressing you backwards, as if he’s trying to push himself as deep as possible into you. You feel his whole body shake as the his very skin ripping apart fills the room, making room for some wicked looking talons and spines, all the while his whole head splits open to reveal a gigantic maw locked in a snarl.

:ZtoltBC: _______________________

It takes you a moment before you realize what’s he’s doing is screeching on the top of his lungs, his whole chest vibrating as he emits a sound that’s to high-pitched for you to hear. But your attention is drawn further back as you feel something else enter your behind. Two small spheres, no bigger than a ping-ping ball, slowly slides through each of his cocks, pressing their way into your inmost depths and splattering into liquid as soon as they leave the heads of his dicks. But the thing that takes you by surprise is the cold, as you can’t help but arc your back and shiver as his icy nectar fills you completely, all the while you feel him growing inside you, his lower heads seemingly swelling. Then his whole body shudders and collapses on top of you, signaling the end of your little romp.

:ZtoltBC: *Hiss*
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No. 994499 ID: 2c5282
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994499

For the next minute or two, you just lay there in silence, enjoying the feeling of his body lying on top of yours, feeling his chest move as it breathes and… you are not sure, but you think you can feel his whole body beat like a heart in love? Though even paradise can’t last forever, as Ztolt reluctantly lifts his body away from yours and turns around, his dicks still stuck inside you. Taking a new grip of your rump, he start to pull out… or at least, he tries to, as the swelling you felt earlier doesn’t let him do so. He tugs a few times, doing his best to get lose and even changing position before trying again, but in the end he have to admit defeat.

:ZtoltBC: Oh… foamy scum…
:TristanBC: Is something wrong?
:ZtoltBC: Err… well… I… I appear to be stuck?
:TristanBC: …this isn’t normal?
:ZtoltBC: Well… yes… it’s… it can happen if the gentleman really like the lad he’s… you know… but… um… the knotting usually don’t last this long?
:TristanBC: But you’ll shrink, right?
:ZtoltBC: I… I… um… this is embarrassing, but I may just have… gotten stuck in such a way that I can’t… shrink?
:TristanBC: …what do you mean?
:ZtoltBC: I’m stuck and I don’t think I’ll get unstuck by myself.
:TristanBC: Oh… bollocks…
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No. 994502 ID: cdabe3

Well these things happen sometimes in the realm of interalien lovemaking, just need to make a quick internet search for information on it and contact a nurse if need be.

And maybe cuddle a bit while you do that :3
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No. 994503 ID: b1b4f3

>>994499
Sigh, time to consult the internet. I'm sure this is an issue that has been brought up on Raolme medical inquiry sites.
Did you get off from that? Or do you need to give yourself a little help?
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No. 994505 ID: bc11b8

Try pulling out for five or ten seconds at a time, then relax ten seconds, then try again. Loosen up and push in time with his efforts; it'll be a joint op!
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No. 994509 ID: 4854ef

The power of more lube will solve this!
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No. 994511 ID: f9464a

>>994499
If all else fails, you can always try and think thoughts that will turn him off.
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No. 994512 ID: e13b1d

>>994511
I think he means he got stuck in a way that means he can't stop being erect. Like with a cock ring.

>>994499
Tell him to apply some more lubrication while you look up solutions online.
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No. 994527 ID: f28519

well, relax, and apply more lube.
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No. 994528 ID: b1b4f3

Well if he's still hard, maybe he can keep going?
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No. 994531 ID: 5cc67d

So you are saying that i got you so excited that you can't pull out? My, you sir are flattering me.
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No. 994598 ID: f2320a

>>994499
Do we have any lube? Do we have any butter or cooking oil in the fridge we can use
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No. 994979 ID: 2c5282
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994979

>Did you get off from that? Or do you need to give yourself a little help?
You didn’t, but don’t worry about it, mate. You’re just happy that Ztolt is happy.

>So you are saying that i got you so excited that you can't pull out? My, you sir are flattering me.
:ZtoltBC: I’ve already told you, Tris, more than once. Your cute little tush is driving me wild! And hearing those cute squeaks each time I… I was barely able to contain myself. You’re just so foaming cute!
:TristanBC: Heh, you’re right, I’m fucking adorable. But let’s not forget the handsome and noble dragon knight that mounted the cute princess, hmm?
:ZtoltBC: *Huff* Noble… I like that… and it’s the cute prince.
:TristanBC: Prince? You’re ready to admit that you like a cute boy, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: …Tris, I just fucked you in the ass. It’s too late to go back now. Besides, I’m not into men, I’m into cute alien boys. Big difference.
:TristanBC: Heh, true…
>Well these things happen sometimes in the realm of interalien lovemaking.
:ZtoltBC: Still freaking embarrassing. Trust me, I’m not the kind of scum sucker that usually get stuck in a gal after shooting their brine because they are to eager.
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat, mate, I believe you. I just take it as a compliment.
:ZtoltBC: If you want to see it that way…

>The power of more lube will solve this!
:ZtoltBC: …where even is the lube?
:TristanBC: Err… I think it rolled under the bed?
:ZtoltBC: So… you want me to crawl under there… while I’m still stuck in your butt… thus pulling you with me?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, no… I don’t think that will work.
>Try pulling out for five or ten seconds at a time, then relax ten seconds, then try again. Loosen up and push in time with his efforts; it'll be a joint op!
:ZtoltBC: …that might work.
>Maybe cuddle a bit while you do that :3
He once again lays down on top of you, his hands moving across your shoulders and chest, caressing you as best he can while stroke his head against your neck. You’re are caught by surprise when he starts trying to pull away again, as his hips are still firmly planted against your butt thanks to only using the muscles in his Prehensile dicks, but you do your best try and pull in the opposite direction without hurting him, before the two of you relax once again. It quickly becomes a pattern, after a few seconds of rest both of you start pulling in opposite direction again, before going back to relaxing and waiting for the next tug war which beginning is signaled by Ztolt licking your neck.

>Well if he's still hard, maybe he can keep going?
:ZtoltBC: Tris, this is kind of uncomfortable. We’re not supposed to keep going after swelling like this.
:TristanBC: You may be right… this is a bit uncomfortable…
>If all else fails, you can always try and think thoughts that will turn him off.
:ZtoltBC: Two reasons why that won’t work. One, I’m kind of stuck in a position that doesn’t allow me to go… ah… soft… second, you haven’t finished yet and I rather not destroy the mood… you… um… you didn’t actually finish, did you?
:TristanBC: No, but it’s fine, you don’t need-
:ZtoltBC: A proper gentleman doesn’t leave a lady… or lad in this case, wanting.
:TristanBC: I mean, I won’t- OW!
There is a soft *pop* as he finally is able to pull himself free from your behind.
:ZtoltBC: *Huff* T-there we g-go… are you alright?
:TristanBC: Ow… no… it’s fine… I’m just going to be fucking sore for a while, mate.
:ZtoltBC: That’s good… so… how do you want to…?
:TristanBC: Hmm?
:ZtoltBC: I usually eat a lady out if I finish first… but… well… I’ve never… not with a man and… ah… my jaw is…
:TristanBC: Full of teeth?
:ZtoltBC: That as well… so… um… I mean… we can try that brine? Or I can just… jerk it? Hand? Feet? Tail?
:TristanBC: Heh, you really are a gentleman, Sir Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… well… if... if I really is a gentleman I would… a proper gentleman return a favor in full. So… you know… I’ve never actually… um…
:TristanBC: Oh? You want to go for a ride?
:ZtoltBC: I’m not… sure… I mean… if you… want? Otherwise… I’m sure I can… please?
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No. 994982 ID: 0d6409

Long rides are more fun for everyone when you switch drivers from time to time. If he’s cool with it...
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No. 994983 ID: b1b4f3

>>994979
Well, anal stimulation isn't necessarily homosexual. It's just another spot that feels good. This is about as gay for him as letting a girl peg him. It's fine. Of course, it's only fine if he actually wants to try it. Also uh, you'd want to pull out and have him finish you off in some other way, because no way is it straight to have cum in your ass.
Second choice would be a combination tailjob and licking.
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No. 994985 ID: a38353

If he wants a ride, who are we to deny.
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No. 995001 ID: 1a5633

Ask and you shal resive, if you so trully desire. I am not going to push you to do it, i want us to have a good time.

If you really want to... should i get right to it, or would you like me to "kiss" it first? Or do somthing etirly diferent! Tell my what you want.
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No. 995003 ID: b1b4f3

It should go without saying but you better retrieve that lube again. I wonder how you'll fit? Sure you've got one big one instead of two small ones, but maybe it's like 1+1 vs 2 and you'll fit just fine.
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No. 995216 ID: 2c5282
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995216

>Long rides are more fun for everyone when you switch drivers from time to time.
:ZtoltBC: …you know I don’t actually drive… or even can drive in the first place.
:TristanBC: Don’t sweat it, mate, I’ll teach you how to drive “stick”~
:ZtoltBC: …if there was a lewd joke there then it completely swam under my head.
:TristanBC: Well, you see… um… eh, fuck it.
>Well, anal stimulation isn't necessarily homosexual. It's just another spot that feels good.
:ZtoltBC: …you know that you aren’t making it better. Let’s just make love already and decide on the details later, alright? Because I’m really not in the mood for that scum.
:TristanBC: Heh, if you fucking say so.

>I am not going to push you to do it, i want us to have a good time.
:ZtoltBC: I do appreciate that you care, Tris, trust me, but… ah… I would be a real scum sucker if I didn’t give you the same nectar you gave me…
:TristanBC: I’ll give you some nectar, alright~
:ZtoltBC: Heh… okay, I walked into that one, you brine covered bastard.
>It should go without saying but you better retrieve that lube again.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, as you say, don’t sweat it, mate. I’ll be right back with the lube.

>I wonder how you'll fit? Sure you've got one big one instead of two small ones, but maybe it's like 1+1 vs 2 and you'll fit just fine.
:ZtoltBC: R-right, you’re freaking big, aren’t you?
:TristanBC: I’m not that big, honestly.
:ZtoltBC: You’re big to me! And… it makes me slightly unsure but… um… well… I guess…?
:TristanBC: Calm down, Ztolt. Just say stop if it gets too much for you, alright?
:ZtoltBC: Alright… so… um… h-how do you… err… should I lay down or… do you… w-want to mount or… should you lay down and… or sit up and… um…

You grab him under his front legs, lift him up and then throw him into the bed, making the springs in it whine as his body bounces on top of them.

:ZtoltBC: Hey, c-careful!
:TristanBC: Don’t worry, Ztolt, just lie back and relax… like I did.
:ZtoltBC: Just… just… be gentle, Tris.
:TristanBC: Always.
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No. 995217 ID: 2c5282
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995217

:ZtoltBC: Ngg… it hurts…
:TristanBC: …do you want me to stop?
:ZtoltBC: No, no, just… give me a second… ah… I just… need to get used to this foam…
:TristanBC: Wherever you’re ready, mate…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… okay… just… take it easy…
:TristanBC: No sweat.
:ZtoltBC: Huff… ah…
:TristanBC: Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: No, it’s fine… it’s… nice… ah… keep going… p-please…
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No. 995218 ID: 2c5282
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995218

You wake up to the sound of the coffee machine chugging along in the kitchen, signaling that it’s morning and that Reed, one of your roommates, is already up and about. It isn’t until you try to rise from the bed that you notice that you have a very heavy weight laying on top of you…

:ZtoltBC: *Hissss*

Ztolt is breathing easily, his chest slowly moving back and forth, hissing quietly each times he breathes out as he still sleeps peacefully…

:ZtoltBC: *Hissss*

You feel his hind leg kick a bit as he dreams, soon followed by him readjusting himself slightly before going back to deep sleep once again…

:ZtoltBC: *Hisss* …smck… smck… but I… don’t… school… gran gran… want… home...

…you’re stuck under him… and you really need to take a piss…
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No. 995219 ID: b1b4f3

>>995218
So how'd it go?

Wake him with something cute, like scratching him behind the ear.
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No. 995220 ID: 1a5633

Well, how was it? It all seem to go black after that.

Em, can you move him at all? If not just delicately try to wake him up. Perhaps talk to him in his sleep to see if he responds to that?
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No. 995275 ID: 36784c

>>995218
Try gently waking him up by scratching behind his ear. Then let him know that one of your roommates is home, so he’ll probably want to get dressed before leaving your room.

Also, check to see if you’re stuck inside of him now.
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No. 995310 ID: 19da02

Just pee. It's his fault.
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No. 995369 ID: 86aaf2

Don't just pee! But look longingly at that small, uniform piece, easily cleanable, non-porous material wastebasket over there and THINK about it...
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No. 995449 ID: 4854ef

I'll get your sisters if you don't wake up for schoooool says gram gram.
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No. 995712 ID: 2c5282
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>Just pee. It's his fault.
That’s a horrible way to wake someone up and would probably ruin any chances of a second date with this handsome devil, not to mention you’re the one who have the clean the shit up. So no, not an option.
>Don't just pee! But look longingly at that small, uniform piece, easily cleanable, non-porous material wastebasket over there and THINK about it...
…fuck, it’s tempting… but you don’t think you can wriggle out enough for you to reach it… and it’s really not worth the risk to wake him up to a nasty surprise.
>Also, check to see if you’re stuck inside of him now.
…why would you be stuck inside him? He was the one who got stuck in you, remember?

>Em, can you move him at all? If not just delicately try to wake him up.
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* cookies… smells… delicious… gran gran…
You try and nudge him off you, but he simply grabs on to your body with all four of his claws, making it impossible.
>I'll get your sisters if you don't wake up for schoooool says gram gram.
:ZtoltBC: Grrr!
And now all four of those claws has… err… their claws out. Ow... you’re just lucky he doesn’t actually want to hurt you, because those things would easily pierce your skin and do some real damage.

>Try gently waking him up by scratching behind his ear.
:ZtoltBC: Mmm…
:TristanBC: Wakey wakey…
:ZtoltBC: …heh… hello there, cutie…
:TristanBC: Hello yourself, handsome… mind getting off my chest?
:ZtoltBC: Mmm… yes… I mind… I mind very much… because you’re so warm and soft and… mmm… fragrant… can’t we just cuddle for a bit longer?
:TristanBC: …and if I told you that I really needed to use the bathroom?
:ZtoltBC: …noted. Very well, I will agree to let you go if you agree to the terms that you’ll come back and cuddle afterwards.
:TristanBC: Heh… agreed, mate, no question.
>let him know that one of your roommates is home, so he’ll probably want to get dressed before leaving your room.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, right, you have roommates… and here I was looking forward to enjoying the view of your cute butt for a while longer.
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it mate... we need to clean up from yesterday, which would give us both ample opportunity to ogle some more.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… I guess taking another bath together wouldn’t be to wrong…
:TristanBC: Actually, I only got a bloody shower.
:ZtoltBC: …a what now?
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No. 995713 ID: 2c5282
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After some more cuddling and a shower (Which really confused Ztolt, because apparently they don’t have showers?), you wander out to the kitchen to find something to eat… and coffee, because you need some bloody coffee right the fuck now. While your quest for breakfast is still under way, you do find Reed there making some toast.

>So how'd it go?
It went freaking swell, at least you think it did. It was a bit awkward for a while there, and slow, but the two of you basically cuddled yourself into finishing. The only thing you really noted about him, though, was how cold he was in there… it was like putting your dick in a… you were going to say ice bag, but it wasn’t that bad… like… um… something that’s refreshingly cool? You guess?

:ReedBC: Oh… so… you two bros actually… huh…
:TristanBC: Yupp.
:ReedBC: …you know, I’m a bit surprised who you choose to go out with, dude.
:TristanBC: Really? You’re surprised that I can home with a handsome man?
:ReedBC: Not the man part, no…
:TristanBC: Bisexual and proud of it, mate.
:ReedBC: And the handsome part isn’t that odd either, as you’re quite the looker yourself, bro.
:TristanBC: Heh, of course I bloody am.
:ReedBC: And… the rad alien part is a bit odd, but not surprising, considering where we are.
:TristanBC: Of course… but then what’s so surprising?
:ReedBC: Well… um… it’s that he’s… you know?
:TristanBC: …?
:ReedBC: I looked him up, he’s one-
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No. 995714 ID: 2c5282
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The two of you are interrupted as you hear Ztolt claw against the floor as he tries his best not to fall over backwards, not unlike that of a dog getting surprised.

:ZtoltBC: M-my apologies, I… um… was just a bit startled…
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, it happens to all of us.
:ReedBC: …but as I was saying, the dude is loaded, bro. I mean… like… own half the planet super rich.
:TristanBC: Well… yeah?
:ReedBC: Doesn’t that… bother you? If feels like the power dynamic is a bit skewed towards him, isn’t it, bro? And I usually get “fudge the authority” vibes from you so… um…
:TristanBC: I… guess?
:ReedBC: I mean… how would a… I mean… if you’re even aiming for a relationship, dude… and marriage and… stuff… or is it just… a onetime thing?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ReedBC: Oh, and one more thing? What was that site where you found him called again?
:TristanBC: Heh…
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No. 995718 ID: 86aaf2

Give the roommate a personalized version of that 'Before today I didn't even know if they had private property or intergenerational accumulation and transfer or wealth here and oh yea at this tech level everyone in this civilization qualifies as ludicrously wealthy anyway so why sweat it; instead I seek to enjoy the novelty of being somewhat out of my depth as I seek new experiences.' speech from earlier.
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No. 995728 ID: 194806

I understand your concerns, but Zolt is just a joung man traying to find a real relationship from someone who isn't worried about status and welth. A real relationship. And i want, at least try to give him that. And i want someone who just likes me for what i am: a complete fuck up who doesn't give up against the adversary that is adult life. And tries to be something better. Really really tries. Really fucking hard.

Also he has this aunt, mate, let me tell you, if you like MILFs, she might be up your alley, she actually has an account too. We could, like, make a double date or something.
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No. 995738 ID: a38353

Heh, Ztolt got spooked by the toaster.

well, explain as best we can and give Reed the name of the website.
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No. 995742 ID: b1b4f3

>>995714
Tell him you think a long term relationship could work, though it's definitely too early to think about marriage. There's definitely a power disparity between the two of you, but it's clear that Ztolt has no plans to use it against you. Ztolt is a bit of a rebel too, and his family seems fine, even if his sisters are annoying. Actually his family seems split on trying to keep you together or push you apart so that's a bit of a wash.

Don't recommend anyone in particular; you don't really know his preferences do you? The site is Aliena Affinitas.
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No. 995774 ID: e13b1d

>>995714
That's kind of the point, dude. I don't give a fuck about authority, so I treat him like a normal dude even when I know.

Send him the site link.
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No. 995794 ID: 86aaf2

>>995718

Also, think of another personalized variation of that speech for when your OTHER roommate inevitably brings up a similar point.
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No. 996336 ID: 2c5282
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>Heh, Ztolt got spooked by the toaster.
He’s such a cutie, yeah… though, considering that he’s probably never seen… err… “heard” a toaster before and that it smells of delicious toast, it isn’t that surprising that the sudden loud noise it bloody makes would startle him.
>Give the roommate a personalized version of that speech from earlier.
Err… you don’t remember that speech… hell, you don’t even remember what you ate for freaking breakfast yesterday either…
>Also, think of another personalized variation of that speech for when your OTHER roommate inevitably brings up a similar point.
For Mel? Eh, he probably won’t bring it up. Mate never talks about anything but his nerd stuff so…


>That's kind of the point, mate. I don't give a fuck about authority, so I treat him like a normal dude even when I know.
:ReedBC: Oh… so it’s like… you act like yourself around the dude instead of kissing up like most people?
:TristanBC: Exactly! And he bloody loves it.
:ReedBC: I can see why.
:TristanBC: So yeah, fuck it, he’s cute and I don’t care who he is.
>Tell him you think a long term relationship could work, though it's definitely too early to think about marriage.
:ReedBC: Yeah, obviously it’s a bit early, bro, but still… I’m not sure, but I did read that they aren’t allowed to marry just anyone? …or that they can’t choose? Or something?
:TristanBC: Honestly, that’s a hurdle we’ll handle when we freaking get there, mate… besides, his family seems rather split on trying to keep us together or push us apart so that's a bit of a wash.
:ReedBC: I’m just telling you as a heads up, dating that fellow will get political even if you don’t want it, dude.
:TristanBC: Eh, I’ll get political on anyone’s ass that’s tries and get in our bloody way.
:ReedBC: I don’t think they’ll appreciate that.
:TristanBC: Eh… fuck them then.

>I want someone who just likes me for what i am: a complete fuck up who doesn't give up against the adversary that is adult life. And tries to be something better. Really really tries. Really fucking hard.
:ZtoltBC: Tris, I don’t think you’re a fuck up. At all. Which either means you’re too hard on yourself or that you’re succeeding at trying to be something a bit more brine crusted.
:TristanBC: Heh, thanks handsome.
:ReedBC: Oh, you very listening… I didn’t… err…
:ZtoltBC: Sir, I’m blind, not deaf. Of course I can hear you talk from the other side of the room.
:ReedBC: Sorry, bro, didn’t mean to talk dung behind your back.
:ZtoltBC: As Tris would put it; no perspiration, mate. Also, I found bread.
:ReedBC: That’s… um… I’ll just put two more in the toaster…
>There's definitely a power disparity between the two of you, but it's clear that Ztolt has no plans to use it against you.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Of course not. I’m a proper gentleman… and a gentleman only uses the power disparity to get ear scratches.
:TristanBC: I can live with that.
:ZtoltBC: And to make you do all those annoying task and shores when just want to float for a while.
:TristanBC: What? Hey!
:ReedBC: Heh, it’s clear who’s wearing the pants in this relationship…
:TristanBC: We’re both wearing the pants here!
:ZtoltBC: I’m kidding, of course.
:TristanBC: I bloody hope you are.

:ZtoltBC: So… what do you guys have on the bread? What is that thing in the box?
:TristanBC: That’s butter.
:ZtoltBC: …you have fat on your toast?
:TristanBC: Yes?
:ZtoltBC: Um… what else do you got?
:TristanBC: Well… some cheese and cucumbers… and ham.
:ZtoltBC: …do you have something salty… like… um… some caviar or something?
:ReedBC: I think Mel has a tube of that, bro. I’ll go get it.
:ZtoltBC: …tube? Really? For caviar?

>The site is Aliena Affinitas.
:ReedBC: Thanks, bro. So… is it any good?
:ZtoltBC: Within an hour of me joining it paired me up with a real cutie.
:TristanBC: I found this handsome fellow within minutes.
:ReedBC: That’s… wow… I guess as we’re so exotic, it’s really quick to match us?
:ZtoltBC: It’s an xenophile site, of course being more exotic is better.
>Don't recommend anyone in particular; you don't really know his preferences do you?
You have no idea what this loveable lug has for fetishes, no, but you do have someone you need to recommend… mostly as revenge.
:TristanBC: Also he has this aunt, mate, let me tell you, if you like MILFs, she might be up your alley, she actually has an account too. We could, like, make a double date or something.
:ZtoltBC: What!? We’re not going on a double date with gran gran!?
:ReedBC: Gran gran?
:ZtoltBC: She’s my freaking great great grandmother, Tris!
:TristanBC: I meant GILF then. Well… more like GGILF? GGGILF?
:ReedBC: Just how… old is this lady?
:TristanBC: Oh, just a bit over 400 years…
:ReedBC: 400!?
:ZtoltBC: Can you stop trying to ship my gran gran, dammit!
:TristanBC: Hehe…
:ReedBC: Um… well… I guess I can keep an eye out?

:ZtoltBC: Speaking of dates, I think this one is starting to draw to a close.
:TristanBC: Hey, we can still hang for a bit, no worries.
:ZtoltBC: I have an important dinner I need to get to, so no, I can’t. And I need most of the day just getting ready for it.
:TristanBC: Oh… then what about tomorrow?
:ZtoltBC: Busy all day tomorrow, so no. I can… I can do lunch the day after that, the last day of the week?
:TristanBC: Sounds good, I think?
:ZtoltBC: If my family doesn’t chew me out completely at dinner tonight that is… ugh…

:ZtoltBC: And why do you guys have such big furniture everywhere? It’s really uncomfortable trying to sit at the table.
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No. 996339 ID: 86aaf2

You know how it goes. Newly contacted species, we haven't really gotten the hang of redesigning our furniture for maximum xenocompatibility while it still being functional for us yet.
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No. 996341 ID: b1b4f3

Yeah pretty much. You're new here, you'll get some seating that works with more of the population.

Don't forget to give Ztolt a proper goodbye.
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No. 996351 ID: 6f067f

>And why do you guys have such big furniture everywhere? It’s really uncomfortable trying to sit at the table.
Because: 1) We dont walk on all fours and 2) they are made for us bipedal aliens.

What is this dinner about? Just curious. You think they will chew your ear over our date? Who will give you most trouble of them all? Most importantly, can they do anithing about us dating? Besides throwing my corpse beehind a trash container.
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No. 996352 ID: 6c85e8

What about kotatsus? A low table that heats itself and a dang blanket underneath it to keep the warmth in? Bet that'd be a hit, he doesn't seem to dislike warm things for sure.
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No. 996554 ID: ce39da

>>996351
Don't end things off by bringing up his political shit.

Do ask if he's fine with this starting as an open relationship, at least. You're eager to explore much of the biological spectrum here.
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No. 996592 ID: a9af05

>>996336
Make sure you give him a hug and a kiss when it's time for him to leave.

>>996554
>Don't end things off by bringing up his political shit.
Agreed. That would definitely ruin the mood.

>Do ask if he's fine with this starting as an open relationship, at least. You're eager to explore much of the biological spectrum here.
I'm not sure if we should ask that. He might get the wrong idea and think that we're not going to try and put in the effort to make our relationship work.
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