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969292 No. 969292 ID: 19da02

Two people are requesting Decision Assistance.

Age: 33
Gender: Male
Likes: GANime, girls, staying inside.
Dislikes: Webtoons, pepper, deep thinking.
Form Factor: Generic biped 4667533a.16g, Height 1.25 Weight 53.

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Likes: GANime, girls, staying inside.
Dislikes: Webtoons, pepper, deep thinking.
Form Factor: Generic biped 4667533a.16g, Height 1.25 Weight 52.

Please select a person to asssist.

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No. 973927 ID: b1b4f3

Do not let lust cloud your mind.
Also sure let's go see what jobs are available. We can browse the shops after.
>Are you saying you wouldn't mind it if someone brainwashed you into letting them kill you? Someone that *isn't* the sheep you saw? You don't seem worried about her.
No. 973928 ID: 0055dc
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No. 973930 ID: ce39da

Even if you think getting killed is hot... wouldn't being the one that does the killing be even hotter? The reason you feel so conflicted about that lamb is that she doesn't look as good alive. Oh, especially with her naughty, naughty hobbies. I mean, if you kill people for fun, and are capable of escaping justice for this long despite your methods having an audience, do you get to complain when someone finally decides to resort to vigilante justice? Yes, she's been very naughty indeed.
No. 973931 ID: b1b4f3

That's illegal in this place's justice system. Pomothy should not do illegal things.
No. 973933 ID: ae4393
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Touching a person is really cool, but having a person touch you is both cool and sexy. What is really cool is when a person is touching you ALL over. You wish that sheep you keep thinking about could gobble you up and hug you from all around. Much more comfortable and sexy than anything you have experienced so far. If only you could find that sheep you've been thinking about.
No. 973966 ID: 4286b4

>When was the first time you saw the sheep girl?

Pomothy go to the residents business area.

The things which you enjoy, and the things which I enjoy, they're not the same... yet. But aren't you already invested in Pomothy? Tell us more about this... investment of yours. What have you done so far and what do you expect to get?

Put on something inconspicuous, since you're going out as well. Like belts. Wear only belts ;)
No. 973967 ID: 16e6e8

>Hey Pomothy, we're here to help you decide but just sit down for a minute, clear your head and think: what do you want?
No. 973993 ID: 19da02
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>you're really cute, I bet people would love to see you in person!
you too!

>Are you saying you wouldn't mind it if someone brainwashed you into letting them kill you? Someone that *isn't* the sheep you saw? You don't seem worried about her.
it's a pretty hot scenario though, isn't it?

>When was the first time you saw the sheep girl?
uhhhhhhh the one that shows up in my brain? when a picture gets in your brain like that you really don't remember exactly when it happened, so I have no idea because all the pictures of her are just in my brain with nothing around them or anything.

>Hey Pomothy, we're here to help you decide but just sit down for a minute, clear your head and think: what do you want?
I dunno. whatever is fine really

A picture of a sheep presses itself into his brain, then a similar-looking animal that breaks a pepper open and peppers come out, then he thinks the same as the first sheep with feelings of being secure and safe, and like a cabbage but the cabbage is also ...

He isn't sure about the sheep. She's dangerous to him? he's dangerous to her? She's peppery? She's comforting? He also thinks about adormoth and how hot that was, and how long she was, and how hot being long is.

Some small part of his brain smoulders slightly with the very faint seed of the idea that he should possibly be doing something for reasons other than immediate gratification. It is a very fleeting thought that gutters pitifully for a fraction of a moment in his consciousness.

Pomothy is winded by the time he gets to the residents business area. There are only a few people here, slowly wandering around, and almost none of the booths are actually selling anything.

He does see a few staff members. He wanted to go to a place where people are, which is what he's done, but he's not sure what to do now, so he kind of just stands there looking lost.
No. 973998 ID: c8edab

Ask the nearest member of the staff about access to Central Processing.
No. 973999 ID: 0055dc

Talk to the longest person you can see
No. 974000 ID: b1b4f3

Resist all suggestions/brain injections from Decision Assistance in previous sessions.
>Pomothy do you even know what death is? Are you not afraid of dying? No problem with ceasing to exist, so long as you get a boner before the end? Or the pain?

Ask a staff member where you can go to get a hug.
No. 974001 ID: e19a40

Ask around for a job.
No. 974002 ID: bcda15

Avoid thinking too hard, what desires are currently unfulfilled? Are you hungry for something that can be satiated? Is there a sex mall around here somewhere?
No. 974008 ID: bcda15

Changing my vote to this >>973999
No. 974009 ID: f133dc

So sheep lady, you talk a big game but seeing you with those peppers tells me it's all fake. You just get on decision assistance to fuck with people, don't you?

You probably wouldn't even fuck Pomothy if he went over there. I'm betting your all tease. Show them some skin and some danger. Confuse them, freak them the hell out. Maybe even shake one or two out of their jerk-off stupor.
No. 974025 ID: 12b116
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>Pomothy do you even know what death is? Are you not afraid of dying? No problem with ceasing to exist, so long as you get a boner before the end? Or the pain?

sure but im going to die sooner or later right? It might be really cool, who knows?

Pomothy can't really not remember things already in his brain.

He does keep thinking about the sheep tho, and how hot it would be to get freaked out and jerked off by her.

He decides to go talk to the staff member, mostly because she's long and he thinks that's hot. He tugs on the safety vest thing.

"Hello, can you help me?"

The staff member turns around and tenses up as if she's going to be annoyed with him, but closes her eyes and takes several deep breaths. Pomothy can tell she's a girl because he's short enough to see underneath and there isn't a weenie down there. Pretty hot though.

"Uh, sure, let's go over here." Her voice is very thick, and all of her teeth give her a bit of a speech impediment, but Pomothy can understand her Ok.

She nudges him up onto some crates under a tarp, and Pomothy sits down. She smells kinda sweaty and he can tell her coat is all dusty, so she must have been working or something.

Kinda hot.

"How do you do Central Processing for Decision Assistance?" Pomothy asks.

The worker's expression changes. He can't tell if it's maybe slightly disgusted? Kinda hot if you think about it.

"Ah, well, that makes sense. Random people are making you wander around outside, I guess. I'm assuming those random people handling your Decision Assistance are trying to access Central Processing, then. Text input using bracket 'code' bracket will be interpreted by Central Processing as a direct message, and it'll respond in that same style or font or whatever."

Pomothy considers this, for some reason. He also asks "Can I have a hug?"

She just kinda sits there, closing her eyes and taking deep breaths. Her lips move slightly as if she's saying something to herself.

"Suuuuure. It's fiiiine. Have a hug." She leans forward and Pomothy wraps his stumpy little arms around her thick neck. Her fluff is wonderfully soft, and Pomothy can feel how warm she is. He rubs his cheek against the thick muscles on her neck.

Pomothy lets go after a bit.

"Do you know where I can get a job?" he asks.

"Uhhh. You probably won't be interested in doing anything once Decision Assistance ends, so you probably shouldn't go annoy people about getting a job, to be honest," she says.
No. 974028 ID: b1b4f3

She's right you know. You shouldn't try to get a job, not unless you can grow some brain cells that can think of something other than your boner. Apologize for bothering her, then go over to the craft area to browse.
(Since the guy who wanted to know hasn't posted yet...)
What are the terms and conditions for Decision Assistance operators? Are there any things we are not allowed to suggest to the user? Should we report operators doing so, and if so, how?
No. 974029 ID: cdabe3

Pomothy, ask her if anyone has ever been killed because of decision assistance

Ask about a sheep lady you’ve seen and how she seems like she wants to kill you
No. 974030 ID: 6f7a5a

Desire Life Pomothy! you have it all! you got looks (you're cute!) fortune (you're unspent funbux) and fame (cute girls like Adormoth and Nicelying know who you are and want your attention)

don't through away decades of fun times just to get organ harvested once.
getting organ harvested is way over rated
No. 974031 ID: 0055dc

dead people can't find more hot things
No. 974032 ID: e19a40

Ask her to tell you about this place. Ask her what her job consist of. Ask why pod people, or at least you in particular, don't have any ambitions or genuine desires.
No. 974034 ID: ca2950

Buy some food that isn't bug paste. Get cheesy potatoes
No. 974036 ID: 6f7a5a

Get some icecream! it's delicious
No. 974037 ID: e8f48b

>That was a good talk with the lady. Now it's time to go, leave after telling them thanks for the help.
Feelings of that being a great talk and to leave now.
>Now it's time to find and consume some ice cream.
Desire to explore and find some ice cream
>Don't forget to buy two so you can give one to the sheep lady when they come to pick you up.
Desire to buy the sheep some ice cream and then hang out and be sexy murdered by them.
No. 974045 ID: bcda15

Organ harvesting is boring as hell. You want to do things that are not boring, like thinking about what you really want to do. Planning out fun stuff to do lets you enjoy doing it more, and that feels good. You want to get ice cream, it's tasty and fun.
No. 974046 ID: b1b4f3

Does Decision Assistance have any lasting effects after the session ends, or do all the implanted urges stop?
No. 974048 ID: bcda15

>what has life been like for you in the past?
>how did you grow up?
>what is your favorite GANime?
No. 974072 ID: 4286b4

Tell her that Decision Assistance is telling you to ask her... if she wants to ride your dick.

list users
list users where user.name = Lyllia || user.name = Lamb-da
No. 974095 ID: 12b116
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'Operators,'(henceforth referred to as 'Suggesters') as opposed to Users, are not required to agree to any terms or conditions to volunteer for the Decision Assistance activity. The Decision Assistance activity is freely available to use as you choose to, and there are no prohibited suggestions, although you could be in violation of other laws if you were uploading prohibited or illegal materials. I monitor all Decision Assistance sessions in real time, so there is never a need to report a User or Suggester.

All impulses sent to the User are a part of the brain of the User, and therefore permanent in that respect. A significant change in desires, preferences or personality requires repeated and frequent use of Decision Assistance, and typically with specific impulses being repeatedly and frequently sent to the User. Generally, not using Decision Assistance will cause Decision Assistance impulses to gradually fade over time, although some changes will be largely permanent. Users are cautioned to use Decision Assistance sparingly if they wish to avoid permanent, potentially drastic alterations to their personality or nature. Typically, repeated, frequent use makes a User more malleable in the future, and makes impulses more effective and long-lasting, especially when they are not in opposition to the nature of the User.

Please use natural language for queries. Contextually, you appear to be requesting information about a Suggester, not a User. Suggesters are anonymous unless they choose to enter a name, although I retain some information about Suggesters. It is also possible for Suggesters to obfuscate some of the data that I would normally collect. Any such information is not freely available to other Suggesters or the general public, but can be requested by appropriate agencies if required. Although I do retain much more information on Users, that information is likewise not available to Suggesters, with the exception of the information listed at the beginning of this session.

>That was a good talk with the lady. Now it's time to go, leave after telling them thanks for the help.
I want to ask her some other stuff first.

>Now is the time to find and consume some ice cream.
that sounds like a great idea! I really want some ice cream! It's tasty and fun.

>Don't forget to buy two so you can give one to the sheep lady when they come to pick you up.
That doesn't sound like the worst idea.

>what has life been like for you in the past?
normal pretty much.

>how did you grow up?
I grew up with a bunch of other people and went to school and stuff. When I got old enough I got to be a resident on Alexis and I got a habitat room to live in.

>what is your favorite GANime?
The last one I watched was Five Salt Returning Immortals. It was pretty good.

Pomothy asks the staff person "Do you know if Decision Assistance has ever killed anybody? There's a sheep lady that seems like she maybe wants to kill me."

The staff person looks a bit more sympathetic. "Ah, y'all should probably just give up. He just said that like a normal person would say 'do you know if it's raining outside?' without an ounce of fear or concern. Even if it doesn't happen today ..." She shrugs. She does look a bit sad though.

Pomothy starts walking toward where he suspects ice creams are. He still wants to be interacting with people, so he keeps talking with the staff person, who, after standing still for a moment as if making a decision, starts walking alongside him. He notices that the front of her vest thing says 'Saydee-Brielle,' Which he assumes is probably her name.

"What do you think about Alexis?" he asks, "And what do you do for a living? Do you like me?"

Saydee stops to get a burrito. "It's fine enough as a job. Alexis seems to care a lot about her crew. I work with a team. Mostly I carry heavy stuff, heavy tools, pull things, you know. Nothing particularly exciting. I guess it's OK to talk to some random strangers once in a while."

Pomothy has one last question. He buys two ice creams and sits down at a table before he asks it.

"I really want to have sex with a real person. Will you have sex with me?"

Saydee sighs and rolls her eyes. "Well, I guess this is what I deserve." Seeing Pomothy still looking up at her expectantly, she says "No, I do not want to have sex with you. At all. Sorry. I think you're kinda gross."

Oof. Pomothy feels like somebody punched him in the chest. There's a sharp, sad emotion that he doesn't remember feeling before. Generally, asking somebody he likes to do something is just a matter of how much it will cost, or if they don't want to, they'll say they can't right now, or they don't do that at all but maybe he'd like something else, or they're really busy and won't have time to, or something like that. Just being told that she doesn't like him like that at all makes Pomothy feel really bad. He feels a lump in his throat as he slowly dips a spoon into his ice cream, and his vision is a little blurry.
No. 974096 ID: 12b116
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What's that on the horizon?!?! A transport approaching the dock?!?!!?!?!?!

Let's go have a look!!!!!!
No. 974100 ID: f56a2b

Just sit down and relax. You have your ice cream, and your new acquaintance isn't leaving you. Even if she doesn't want to have sex, she still wants to stay with you for at least a little while longer.

>It will be okay, Pomothy. Taste your yummy ice cream, and just express yourself to her. You're just not used to rejection. You can work on yourself, and if you work hard, you can be happy without that. If you work hard on yourself, you can hope that one day someone will accept you and have sex with you because it makes them happy. It can feel even better that way.
No. 974101 ID: b1b4f3

Welp. At least you got a hug. Maybe the sheep will have sex with you though. In fact, you've decided that you won't let her kill you unless she has sex with you first.
Take comfort in your ice cream. Cry a little bit. Okay maybe cry a lot.
>What is Alexi transporting? And to where?

Hey can you at least give us some time to explore before you gobble up the little manblob? You can think of it as a date, I guess.

Is it unusual for Suggesters to not have any prior information? Like a kind of amnesia?
No. 974103 ID: e19a40

Thank Saydee-Brielle for the advice. Tell her she is right and so is the sheep. Say goodby.

Use the pain this rejection cause to feed your hopes of being accepted by the very attractive sheep. Believe she will care for you as no one else ever did. She will make you happy and you will please her in return.
No. 974104 ID: c8edab

Actually I was requesting information on a User, which is why a search would've been required. Had Lamb-da used Decision Assistance at least once in the past, some user information might've been available. Even if it was only a small amount of information, such as her Likes and Dislikes, it would've been useful.

Hmm, as expected. I guess we could ask Saydee if she's got the authority to... nevermind.

Say farewell to Saydee and go look at the dock. Someone should be there.
No. 974107 ID: bc4f55

>Death can be pretty sexy though, no reason to pre-judge it until you've tried it.
Remember the times that things you've never seen before where super sexy. Then remember your recent feelings to be swallowed by a sexy snake or eaten by a sexy sheep.

>Time to go to that transport you saw, don't forget to bring the ice cream you bought for your sheep friend coming to pick you up. Say thanks to the nice lady.
Get up and go to the dock. Look forward to meeting the sheep you've been seeing. Look forward to whatever exciting experiences you'll get to experience with someone who wants to hang out with you.
No. 974109 ID: f133dc

Well Pomothy, you are kind of gross. Maybe you could do things that make you less gross. Do stuff and get good at doing stuff. Think hard about things and learn new things so you can think even harder.

Or you could just acknowledge the futility of trying to be something else and burn out quickly with the sheep. It'd still be the greatest experience of your life.
No. 974111 ID: bcda15

>Letting that sheep get to you will be way worse than being rejected. It will hurt too.

Thank the nice lady for helping you out and apologize for asking such forward things. You should feel accomplished that you wandered outside and got hugs and ice cream, even if it was due to DA.
No. 974112 ID: b1b4f3

>If that's the worst feeling you've ever had you're REALLY not gonna like how dying feels.
You want to live. You don't want to die.
No. 974113 ID: bcda15

Reinforcing this feeling, living means more streams, more good feelings
No. 974127 ID: f133dc

What kind of life is watching streams?

Watching shadows dancing on the wall, never really knowing what's casting them.

Don't hide in familiarity. Fly high and burn out.
No. 974130 ID: b1b4f3

This is ridiculous. Like, the most ridiculous false binary choice I've ever seen.
No. 974136 ID: 745eba

Or, if we want to be actually sane, he could just go out and do something without throwing himself to his death
No. 974138 ID: 6f7a5a

>that feeling you feel now? the real bad one? that's how the sheep wants you to feel only worse, and it's the very last thing you're ever going to feel, and the sheep thinks it's funny.

You don't want to die Pomothy, you don't want to lose your comfy chair, your comfy pod, all your "be my stalker girls", your GANime, that sheep wants to take away everything you like and you don't want to her too.
No. 974155 ID: e19a40

Like joying a club or finding a job? The majority doesn't want it.
Beside, Pomothy doesn't have any pride or shame to compel him. The only motivations he ever show were undefined lust and loneliness.
Is it worth to try to help him? To do so we would need to go against his proclivities, against those who wish him dead and against those who wish to maintain his hedonistic mental state. I don't think it's possible.
No. 974163 ID: f133dc

Hedonistic mental state?

He doesn't go out of his house ffs. Just like the sheep says, he's barely alive and sentient at all. Nothing but a drag on the system keeping him in that rut. Feel the scathing commentary yet?

Letting the sheep kill him would be doing everyone else a favor. Unless you really think you can shift the behavior of someone who's so trapped in jacking off to streamers that he literally doesn't know where he lives or how anything about him works.

I doubt that'll happen before decision assistance ends.
No. 974164 ID: e19a40

To live sole for the purpose of maximize pleasure and minimize pain. No pride, no shame, no self respect.

If sustaining him is detrimental to society it's the fault of society for giving him resources. By eliminating him we wouldn't be repairing the problem.

As I said, I don't think it's possible to improve his lifestyle. I will side with λ until a better option is available.
No. 974166 ID: b1b4f3

That isn't a binary choice either! We can choose not to kill him AND not improve his lifestyle.

Support Lambda if you want him dead, or if you want to help her cum I guess. Pomothy's lifestyle is a separate matter.

We're not doing anyone a favor by killing Pomothy, except Lambda. The pods and funbux allotment are designed to support his lifestyle, so obviously his life has value to the Transport. I figure this is because he is contributing to the economy here, by redistributing those funbux to streamers.
No. 974170 ID: 9f00f4

Was Pomothys's species bred for docility as a food source or something?

Does he have some sort of neural implant or has he had some brain surgery removing normal emotional reactions that most animals have?

Is there some drug he is taking that is doing the same? Some kind of extremely strong anti-depressant that removes personality?

Pomothy: say, if you want to feel more strongly, you should go do stuff that produces hormones your brain isn't used to. Like going to a dance club as soon as those start getting busy tonight, and getting your boogie on! People go to those places to feel alive.

Or going to nature (like a public park or something), and going for an extended jog.

You might even find a prostitute! When was the last time you had actual physical sex? Are you a virgin?
No. 974171 ID: 9f00f4

Oh, Pomothy! If you go to the entertainment district of the city, maybe you can find some super-spicy food that you've never tried before, that is spicy WITHOUT peppers, like something with mustard or horseradish or wasabi based spiciness (isothiocyanate rather than capsaicin based)!
No. 974177 ID: bcda15

We actually helped him with what he wanted. Go back to your hab block and end the DA, you had a great day.
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