Better drop that paper if you don't want Jane to see it floating in mid-air.

Ah shit, ehhh let me play with it, so it doesn't look like is flying in mid air. I'll give it to her somehow.

We shouldn't adopt our new friend attitude toward Jane as our own.
Let's mitigate the association between ourself and the creepy paper by showing affection toward Jane. If we are lucky she will be too distracted to read the four letters.

Sit perfectly upon paper so as not a single fur touches floor. Let out a single meow to acknowledge Jane's presence.

If Jane approaches flip onto back and reveal belly whilst emitting a playful purred chirp. Remaining on the paper the entire time, of course.

If Jane gestures a limb toward us. ATTACK! We will be careful as to not draw blood.

PaladinFisher 2020/06/09(Tue)16:14 No. 969328 ID: 49c9bd
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>Just to clarify, it is not magically floating and falls to the floor, but in a swooping way that paper does when dropped suddenly, as Penumbra is fully vanished. Jane curiously, approaches the paper which lies on the floor next to you.

wait shit, grab the paper!

it still only says "hell", not "hello"!

>>969328
Quick, hide the evidence! Start ripping up the paper!

>>969328
Ah shit, that is not good! Why did we started doing this in a CORREDOR!?
LET'S TAKE IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

>>969334
Hall* sorry

Guess we're grabbing this paper and running off with it to a place where we won't get followed.

Grab paper with mouth and scurry under something narrow like a sofa

sit on paper. refuse to move. defend paper with hisses and claws.

you know. be a cat.

Look up at her with dinnerplate eyes and leap upon her shoulders.
If we succesfully make it up there without stumbling and claws, grab her face with our tail accross the eyes.
If we fail and are all claws that works too.

Tis what my cat does to distract me. Can attest that its very effective.

PaladinFisher 2020/06/13(Sat)15:04 No. 969675 ID: 49c9bd
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>You snatch up the paper and run away with it, this prompts Jane to give chase.

hey! what do you got there?!

>You manage to outpace her and leap powerfully and elegantly onto the fridge and into the upper shelves where the dishes, dry food and cans are kept, all the compartments are connected and you could just as easily move to the far end as stay near the fridge.

misty pst pst pst misty~? where'd you go? gosh I hope that wasn't an important paper... Misty where are you?

Let's hide the paper and then come out.

Penumbra, where are you?

We're not out of the woods yet. She can still find us. We're going to need a decoy of some sort to lower her curiosity, something that looks like the paper we had so she thinks that is what we ran away with and she can stop looking for the paper. lets hide the paper far back in inside the compartment that is hard for the humans to reach, and tear off a label of one of the cans or bags with our claws and trick her into thinking the label is the paper we ran with once we exit the compartment. Head towards the lightswitch with the label afterwards so we can be prepared to turn off the lights if she isn't fooled and decides to look through the shelves afterwards. Maybe that way Penumbra can retrieve the paper while she is distracted, (we'll need to alert him where if we need to)

Penumbra, we are kinda stuck, we need a diversion!

>>969675
Go to the far end of the cabinets where it's dark, so that Penumbra can finish writing.
Then come out of the cabinets and distract Jane until the letter's written.

>>969684
Prostrats

>>969684
We must finish the paper also would gwen be happy if jane was healthy like her.
Hmmm. How much can we change our shape? I have the idea of making a cloth suit so we can be in the light with gwen

>>969740
And our shape i mean our friends shape if he can wear something that blocks light enough he would become pale except possibly his heaf

PaladinFisher 2020/06/20(Sat)14:05 No. 970145 ID: 49c9bd
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sorry for the random week long break, had some technical difficulties. probably going to try to stream on twitch full time, or at least 30 hours a week or so... maybe use my vr headset for streams, maybe draw a bunch, what kind of content would you all like to see me do on twitch?

>you run to the back of the cabinets and find Penumbra in the darkness. you give it the unfinished note and inform it of your plan to distract Jane.

thank you creature. I will try to put my heart to paper as fast as I can, I wont think I'll just speak the truth.

PaladinFisher 2020/06/20(Sat)14:05 No. 970146 ID: 49c9bd
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>you hop down to the counter and make greeting thrills at Jane.

oh there you are misty. What a rambunctious kitty you are, yes you are~ oh what a big boy you are... what do you want hhmmnn? Oh you big floofy chonker, what does my Misty want~?

Jaaane, listen to meeee, i want you to put me between your boobieeees~~

Let's play the belly game. Roll over and expose belly but grab her with claws if she tries to rub it.

>>970146
Well, they don't seem anorexic.
Also, is she an elf? Are elves a thing? If not, that is a very long ear.



...and fangs?

Am I the only one seeing this?

>>970146
alas, we have been questioned, and as such by the Law Feline we must always answer by indicating that we want food

>>970214
We cant ask for food, our food might be where Penumbra is at

Give licks to Jane with our sandpaper tongue

>>970219
No, our food is in one of the lower cabinets. Penumbra is up in one of the higher cabinets away from where out food is located.

"I wish to travel to Hawaii to be surrounded by a bunch of beautiful naked girls while relaxing on a lounger and sipping coconut juice."

If we act cute, this creature might pick us up and cuddle us.

PaladinFisher 2020/06/26(Fri)14:43 No. 970733 ID: 49c9bd
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>>970188
indeed elves do exist, if a talking shadow can exist, surely so do elves... you get a closer look at Jane, this proves difficult as you're much better at seeing movement and distant things. How ever you affirm that Jane is not an elf. You are in fact quite familiar with the elven kind... You recall in your past life, when you were an athletic grey, you would hunt the elves for sport! oh hey they ran and ran, but never could escape... what fun~

PaladinFisher 2020/06/26(Fri)14:43 No. 970734 ID: 49c9bd
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>>970188
You also consider her sharper than average teeth... though hers are far from the pointiest you've come in contact with... two lives ago you recall having adopted a servant with much, much sharper and longer fangs. he was very nice to you if memory serves... and there was... always so much fresh meat in the house for you... And... before that...

PaladinFisher 2020/06/26(Fri)14:44 No. 970737 ID: 49c9bd
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...before...-...in the life...-...before...-...you recall...-...there was...-...he...

PaladinFisher 2020/06/26(Fri)14:45 No. 970738 ID: 49c9bd
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...he...-...was...-...so...-...hungry...

PaladinFisher 2020/06/26(Fri)14:45 No. 970739 ID: 49c9bd
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ah yes in that life you met a friend, a very hungry friend, he taught you the secret to talking to humans. always demand food, it is the only way~

>>970214
>You demand food oh the human woman despite being just recently fed. surely the food bowl could be more full!

Jane - Aaww you floofmeister.

>>970251
>>970174
you wiggle at her and rub your soft fur to her pale skin, the human is quick to pick you up and hold you against her chest. Purring loudly the human is completely absorbed with you and doesn't notice Penumbra slip past her and into the main hall, letter in hand.

Mission accomplished. What now?

I suppose we stay like this for a while and then go check up on the ghost.

Great!
Once you receive your food give it one bite than demand a closed door to be opened and refuse to move after she comply.

Are you able to contact your ex servant with sharp teeth? Would be nice to visit him sometime.

It is time to knead.

>>970739
Of course he was hungry.
That is an endless hunger that can only momentarily be sated by the Consumption of Souls.
Tis the roll of cats in the world, Yes? To absorb the love and affection of those around them so that they may return that energy to The Devourer upon completion of the cycle.

Oh but how much easier it would be to be able to simply open their veins and claim their soul wholesale!
Alas, perhaps we'll be a saber-tooth next life.

Though perhaps the resident aethereal being could... contribute.
When he stops being amusing, of course.

>>970758
Bro, no, cats don't kill their owners.

>>970759
Bruh.

>>970758
Don’t kill our owners! Then we wouldn’t have anyone left to give us food!

>>970757
I feel the knead

PaladinFisher 2020/07/03(Fri)16:14 No. 971397 ID: 49c9bd
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>You kneed and nuzzle Jane insisting on being fed, though she seems deaf to your desperate pleas. With your keen hearing you notice Gwen has found the note you helped Penumbra write.

Gwen - heh? whats this... hey chat a letter just slid under my door... odd, usually my room mate just barges in or shouts...

Gwen - let's see what's all this about... Ehem... hello, it is a pleasure to finally write to you, though I must confess, that I'm not sure how to approach this... what is Jane up to? ... it has always been my pleasure to co exist with you, and if truth be told I wish we continue for eons untold... eum? ... I have always watched over you and adored you, from afar, for as long as you've lived in my domain... What the hell?! ... I love you, there I've said it, I love your every fiber, I love your healthy body and beautiful charm. I will always be here with you and will always watch over you... I love you I love you I love you I love... it just goes on... Guys?! guys this is really creepy!! this is supper creepy!!

>AS you nuzzle Jane, you see Gwen panicked, stumble out of her room and into the kitchen

Gwen - is this a joke?!

Jane - eh?

Gwen - what's this!

Jane - I don't know?

Gwen - what do you mean you don't know!!

>They continue to argue for a bit... then both panic... They become, very panicked...

Damn it Penumbra, you made it too creepy! I knew that a letter was a bad idea...

EMERGENCY BUNTING MANEUVER!

>>971406
To be fair there was no way this wouldn't sound creepy. It was always creepy after all.


You know what Penumbra, I think this work out as well as we could have hoped we would. We can pretty much let them rationalize this for a while.

How about you help me now? Put a some cat food in my plate so I can ignore it and open a few door so I don't have to go through them.

Walk in with a writing tool in your mouth

>>971411
That could work... the letter would certainly be less worrisome if an unusually intelligent cat wrote it out of love for its owner. We should ask Penumbra if that's what he wants though.

>>971411
This will work if we also walk into the room whilst standing on hind legs...
backwards

>>971416
Ah the classic goblin stance cats can do where they walk on hindlegs and streech out there long bodies and dangle there front limbs infront of them

Well, that's exactly what I warned about.

Bringing the pen to the girls... I don't think that's a good idea. They might kill us for being a creep, and also it would work against Penumbra's efforts.

Go listen in on the girls to see what conclusions they come up with.

If we're afraid of causing a little chaos, we might as well turn in our cat card now.

Meow into the microphone, Our bewitching voice must be heard by the world.

PaladinFisher 2020/07/06(Mon)19:34 No. 971622 ID: 49c9bd
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>You trot over to the frightened girls with a pen in your mouth, but they don't seem to take notice of you, least of all assume that you wrote the eerie note... how ever when you hop onto Gwens desk, and show the stream that you have the Pen, they are quick to conclude that you wrote the note and immediately fall in love with you!!

PaladinFisher 2020/07/06(Mon)19:34 No. 971623 ID: 49c9bd
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>>971497
You decide to repay their admiration with the song of your people, how ever since they are so far away, you need to sing extra loud to make sure they hear you... and for what its worth, the chat loves every second~

CLIP THAT!

Oh wait, we're not chat. We're cat.
Ah well, im sure chat will clip it, and then it will go viral im sure, then Gwen will get more viewers. Yay.
Hopefully when Gwen come back, chat will show a replay of our silly shenanigans and calm her down

Oh, i think we should find Penumbra. He probably isnt too happy the letter didnt work and needs our moral support

>>971623
Push buttons on the keyboard.

Paw at the microphone so it spins on its swivel! What fun!

Curl around microphone. Purr loudly.

Be cute, be adorable, and most of all, be so irresistible that they forfeit all mortal possessions to you

We should show our butt on the stream.

>>971646
not unless they donate bits, LOTS OF BITS, MONEY FOR CATNIP

Type like that one cat that plays the electric piano.

>>971666
Yes but what should we type?

>>971684
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something about Penumbra? Foreshadowing?

we know ultimately we have to walk over that glowing pad then perch there until removed

Type "Ghost Friend"
Anything more complex will surely end in failure.

Clearly, communicating with humans is a lost cause, and we should type something to amuse other felines.

PaladinFisher 2020/07/15(Wed)12:32 No. 972393 ID: 49c9bd
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>you decide to start typing on the glowing red keyboard, making sure to pay homage to the famed piano cat, and looking up into the glinting camera.

"gfghbikloastrfg vcfcdkienm dfc"

Some how chat deciphered your message and is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube. Some claiming to have already seen the "ghost friend" before, while others argue that it's all a hoax, and that the cat typing the same way as piano cat is the smoking gun. interesting still, some people in chat mention that their own feline companions were drawn to your singing and have become very vocal, there is also a number of the viewers who are just typing cute things at you, telling you how handsome and smart you are.

Confirm that you are indeed handsome and smart. With song!

>>972393
Careful, no more trying to spill the beans. Even this extent of chat going through clues and stuff is likely to attract unwanted attention or consequences.
Don't want gwen hiring an exorcist or something.

Regardless, gotta lie down on the keyboard now. Activate Loaf form,and prepare to feign grumpiness when moved.

Damn we are really not help Penumbra's case here. But what can you expect of a cat?
Let's just keep being adorable.

We should do a sexy pose, you know, on our back, with tail between our legs...
gotta get them simp dollars rolling in

Calm chat with purr based asmr

PaladinFisher 2020/07/20(Mon)15:48 No. 972854 ID: 49c9bd
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>you lay down on the glowing warm board, after purring and snuffing into the microphone... rolling around, you enjoy the click clack of the little keys on your back, like a pleasant massage~

those of the chat who aren't actively hunting ghosts are enjoying your lovely dance and as they should, have committed to donating a few bits to you~

>Gwen stumbles into the room looking for a flash light, with which to scour the crawl space for homeless people who may of written the note, in a blind panic... she notices you on the keyboard and moves closer to remove you!!

PaladinFisher 2020/07/20(Mon)15:48 No. 972855 ID: 49c9bd
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>As she comes closer to extract you from the warming pad, you puff up and dig your claws into it for dear life, as is tradition~

Gwen - come on Misty, get off the keyboard... ehh... whats going on in stream?

>She stops focusing on you and instead on the numerous photo's you've accidentally opened by rolling on the keyboard.

Self Removal and engagement of head nuzzles and purrs is required, freakout 2.0 is coming. We must slow it down.

>>972855
Huh? Wait, she took photos of the ghost already?
Maybe that means Penumbra doesn't need to hide from her.

Let's see what her reaction is. If she tries to push you off the keyboard go limp and nuzzle her hand. Maybe she will give you lap.

Say whaaat, Penumbra? In photos? I never heard of this. What is this all about?

Refuse to leave unless appropriately bribed with headpats.


>>972878

>... chat... is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube.

ummm... pull the plug before she focuses on the pics

Hoo boy, Gwen's stream's popularity is probably about to jump up a bit.
Chat will no doubt have a couple of actual believers, the rest thinking it's fake/some kinda ARG and enjoying it regardless.

As such, this is probably not going away anytime soon...

Whoa, check out the pics of the sexy kobolds.

PaladinFisher 2020/08/05(Wed)02:11 No. 973861 ID: 49c9bd
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>>972857
>You try to draw her attention away from the screen and towards yourself with nuzzles and loud purring, Gwen promptly picks you up and holds you tightly, before continuing her inspection of the screen. you try to stop her from looking by wiggling and pushing at her face but its no use, she's laser focused!

>>972916
>you try to escape and destroy the offending images, but she is now holding you tightly for comfort as her heart rate grows rapidly!!

PaladinFisher 2020/08/05(Wed)02:11 No. 973862 ID: 49c9bd
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Gwen - J-Jane!! T-t-the house is very... Extreamly H-H-h-haunted!!

Yes, this is accurate.

Let's turn off the lights :o

Penumbra, the internet just told Gwen about you. If you don't do something she will leave and may never return.
To buy time, make sure the front and back doors are locked and hide the keys. After that you better prepare yourself to communicate with her somehow.

>>973862
Lick her nose.
Everyone knows animals panic when malicious spirits are around, so that'll help.

It's bunting time!

purring can send calming waves to others. Start purring to calm her down.

Critical failure!

If you can release youself from Gwen's clutches, go over to the computer screen and give one of the pictures of Penumbra cat kisses (lick penumbra on the computer). It will be our last ditch effort to show her he is a friend.

>>973862
Just in case we really do have to intervene here, reach unto the void and test our connections with the ancient one as we did three lives ago. Ofc we don't want things to come to that, but you never know. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are times where taboos must be broken.

Mutating our form to be capable of speech could help us be a mediator once we are past the initial shock. Of course, we would only talk to penumbra and Gwen (and maybe Jane) when they are alone so we do not attract unwanted attention. Anyone would think they were mad if they tried to prove we talked. Much like Michigan in One Froggy Evening (Looney Tunes)

>>973874
>>973875
PURR AND BUNT! YOU ARE HUGE, YOU MUST HAVE HUGE FOODS, PURR AND BUNT!

>>973939
Ah like the ancient ones before the dream land

>>973939
The chances of us being able to change our form seems low, but perhaps Penumbra could change their own form to look less scary? Seems like something we should ask him later.

>>976815
You dare doubt our power? but seriously though, we already established some sort of connection to some kind of elder god, so it could happen. In fact, I could totally see this quest still being perfectly viable if we ended up going that route. Or we could just be a cat. Ultimately it is up to the author. I for one hope we can go all eldritch being.