Killer 2020/06/21(Sun)21:39 No. 970257 ID: e5e15e
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I jump in his face and kinda roar for a minute. Roaring’s always fun.

“Where’s the red creams, bro. I can see you got ‘em. Give ‘em over.”

He might say something back but I don’t hear ‘em over my yelling and the thwapping sound that drone’s making.

Oh wait. That’s one of Scythe’s, ain’t it. I’ve never seen one all the way out here. There’s a crackle as the speakers come on.

Killer 2020/06/21(Sun)21:39 No. 970258 ID: e5e15e
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“You’re needed. Get to the shelter now.”

“Hey bro. I was just about to head over there. Just lemme get some-“

“Go now.”

Ugh. I really want to get some ice cream first though. It’s not like he’s my boss, he’s just worked for the boss longer.

Take the ice cream he's holding and go.
...That's a camera drone, right?

Just carry the icecream man and their magical icecream box with you. You're not some weakling that can't lift up a bird or some icecream.

"Yoink." Even if you drop a scoop, you still get some of the good stuff while hardly wasting a literal second. Be on your way, then.

Killer 2020/06/30(Tue)22:18 No. 971163 ID: 470289
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I could carry the entire ice cream box, but I don’t think the cooler is free, just the ice-cream inside. So that might be stealing. I’ll just take his cone. He probably says something but me and Scythe are already gone.

Once we’re out of sight Scythe’s drone spits out a clean commlink from somewhere in its body so he doesn’t need to blare his speakers. As soon as I put it in my ear Scythe’s cloaking himself like usual. Dude’s super paranoid. His fake ass robot voice crackles directly into my ear when he tells me to hurry up.

Bluh. Every time I walk through District R it seems like it’s getting shittier. More boarded up places, worse empathy from the neumono around. I don’t get how rogues live like this. Which is why I guess Boss Risk had to set up her rogue shelter.

“What’s with all the sadness and shit. I know you can’t feel it, but everyone here is a major fuckin’ bummer right now. Like, more than usual.”

“The CRA Building Assault and the concurrent flattening of one of the biggest infrastructure projects in this district’s recent history has put a dampener on the populace’s mood.”

“CRA building assault?”

“The battle between the rogue supremacists led by the AI copy of Riskanna’s former friend and your police colleagues from moonlighting. The battle that you missed due to being kidnapped by the aforementioned rogue supremacists.”

“Oh. That.”

“…”

“I will turn on this unit’s jammer. Two-meter radius.”

“Thanks.”

Killer 2020/06/30(Tue)22:18 No. 971164 ID: 470289
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Oh, hey it’s the big alien cop. Trayzeri uh… I don’t think she has a last name. I think she’s standing over Boss Risk’s shelter? That’s… weird.

“Stay on task, Killer.”

“I am. Why’re the cops over by the shelter?”

“I will explain once we are secure.”

Super paranoid.

Killer 2020/06/30(Tue)22:19 No. 971165 ID: 470289
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Scythe starts floating to some hole-in-the-walls.

“Dude, where are you going? The shelter is like, three blocks away.”

“There is a passage to the shelter through this building. We will enter through here and avoid unnecessary contact with law enforcement.” I can tell he’s being sarcastic at the ‘law enforcement’ bit even through the dumb robot voice he uses.

“Whaaa-. Dude, that’s gonna be hella dusty. Let’s just walk over, the cops are cool. I mean, for cops, ya know.”

“I refuse to reveal myself to them. If you insist on engaging them, then I will reestablish communications with you once you are inside the shelter.”

Go say hi to the cops, they're cool with you, so it'll be fiiiiiine. When was the last time you spoke to them anyhow?

>rogue supremacists
Explain.

Also go say hi to the cops since you're so buddy buddy with them.

Go say hi to the cops. If you're a freelance cop, maybe you'll get paid for helping them out?

What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?

Killer 2020/07/11(Sat)19:07 No. 971982 ID: 470289
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>What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?

I don't want to talk about it.

And you were about to follow a drone into a dilapidated building? ...Please go say hello to the nice police godzilla, she will keep you safe (from yourself).

Killer 2021/11/08(Mon)21:04 No. 1014560 ID: 8fae7e
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>rogue supremacists
>Explain.
Ugh. It’s all complicated and shit tho.

Basically, this one rogue chick who was a cop cloned herself and started like… selling drugs, I think. Then she took the drug money and made an AI to sell more drugs and make more clones and then she kidnapped me. I guess it’s actually not that complicated. It is kinda boring tho.

Killer 2021/11/08(Mon)21:07 No. 1014562 ID: 8fae7e
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Go say hi to the cops.
Sounds cool. The big one is named Tracy, the small arkot looking arkot is Skrat. I think they probably count as my supervisors, but they’ve never ordered me around before so they’re cool. Well, Skrat is cool.
>When was the last time you spoke to them anyhow?
Uh, I dunno it’s been a while. I haven’t actually checked what today’s date is, but it was before I got ganked by the clones.

“Hey, what are ya’ll doing?”

"Oh hey Killer! Skrat has not seen you in forever!"

“Deputy Breakback. Have you returned to active duty?”

“Not yet. I gotta check in on my boss first. My first boss, not my cop boss, in the shelter.”

"The big red boss lady right? That's bad news!"

“Bad? What are you talking about?”

“Skrat saw-“

“We are not at liberty to discuss ongoing investigations. If you are not on active duty, I will request you leave the premises. Entry into the District R Rogue Shelter is prohibited by unauthorized personnel.”

Should I just say I’m back on duty? If I do, they’ll probably drag me into some more bullshit like robbing a casino or something, and I don’t know if I’m in the mood for wacky adventures this week. I could just dash in I guess before they could catch me, but then Tracy would be mad and-

Well, actually, I don’t know if Tracy would care about it either way, but she might sit on me or something if she catches me later. And that would break every bone in my body.

Ah, you're a neumono, breaking every bone in your body would only knock you out for a night. That said, say you're back on duty and ask Skrat where he saw her.

Killer 2021/12/28(Tue)11:14 No. 1018587 ID: 6c9da0
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>Ah, you're a neumono, breaking every bone in your body would only knock you out for a night. That said, say you're back on duty and ask Skrat where he saw her.
Nah, pretty sure I’d just fucking die.

“Yeah, I’m back on duty. Totally depped up. What’s the haps little man?
“Blood and bits all over! Very messy! Wanna see?”
“There is-“ I don’t hear the rest of what Tracy says because I’ve already dashed inside.

Killer 2021/12/28(Tue)11:14 No. 1018588 ID: 6c9da0
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No

Oh no oh no ohno no no nonononono…

Don't get blood all over yourself by wandering into that mess.

Ask Skrat what he thinks went down.

What do they think the murder weapon was? A lawnmower full of frag grenades?

>>1018588
Alright who's in there? Anyone you recognize?

>>1018588
Uncool, looks like someone killed a bunch of people here. Isn't that your job?

Enter and check on the bodies, for CSI reasons and whatnot. And then wander on to meet Scythe.

ID the bodies. Mainly the ones that Trayzeri can't see from the doorway.

Killer 2022/01/01(Sat)17:34 No. 1019129 ID: 8fae7e
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There’s just… what the hell is this?

I’ve never seen anything like this. I don’t recognize anybody but… they’re all over the place. Neumono and some aliens, I think. I can’t think straight.

“Wh-what happened?”

“We’re not sure, Killer. We just got here, and we think-”

I can barely hear him with all the blood rushing through my head. Where’s the Boss? Where where where-

Killer 2022/01/01(Sat)17:34 No. 1019130 ID: 8fae7e
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The bug out room! I move before Kitol can get his hand on my shoulder and rush to the corner. There’s this dumb code Boss made me memorize. Its… it’s… I got it. I press the last button and hear a light motor start. Come on, come on, open up. She’s gotta be behind there She’s gotta be safe. She’s gotta-

Are they the perpetrators, or the survivors?
Doesn't matter. Just shout "Where's the boss!?"

>>1019131
Yeah I have no idea how to react to this.

Confiscate sandwich.

>>1019161
They must realize this is contraband that belongs in your tummy.

Apprehend bad people. No need for making to of your name yet. That comes later.

Killer 2022/03/09(Wed)09:11 No. 1025750 ID: 0eb2e9
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>Yeah, I have no idea how to react to this.
I do.
The neumono tries to shove the gun in my face but I push it up before I lose my head. Loud as hell though, leaves my ears ringing. The second he passed the doorway I can feel Mr. Shotgun, surprised but more than happy to kill me. The jammer inside is real short range. It was a pain to tune it so exact, but Boss insisted.

The pomi moves to the side of Mr. Shotgun, probably so he can stab me, so I just twist the gun towards the wall so Mr. Shotgun blocks him. Good news is he seems real attached to it, so he’s not letting go and works as a shield. Bad news is they’re both in my way now.

“Where. Is. She.”

The neumono with the pistol presses the button to close the door. Fuck.

Killer 2022/03/09(Wed)09:12 No. 1025751 ID: 0eb2e9
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I’m getting inside that fucking room. They’re distracted for a second by the door closing, so now’s my chance.

>Confiscate sandwich.
After I get ‘em to talk, which I won’t be able to do if that door gets locked.

Well after that shotgun went off you probably only have a few seconds before Kitol and Skrat bust in here and starts shooting everyone. Kitol tends to favor stun rounds and Skrat tends to DMSO paintball everyone with Narcojet. Just hope he does not fire off that awful AR blaster indoors.

So get your backup in here. You are on active duty for sure now so yell at your team for help.

Oh and Skrat has some built in monofilament whips if you need that door open fast.

Kick the neumono’s leg out so it jams the door. Then shove the pomi out of the way to get in there.
You should probably yell at your cop buddies for backup!

You'll be outnumbered if you go in there, hold the door open and yell for your cop friends.

Kick gun guy in the groin so he'll let go and push him into the door's way, then sandwich knife guy's face between your gun butt and the wall. DO NOT enter the room until Kitol and Skrat arrive.

>>1025751
Can you shove one of them into the door frame so they're wedging it open?

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:21 No. 1028253 ID: 8fae7e
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Kitol and Trainspotter are heading towards me, don’t need to call for help. I also don’t need to call for help because there’s no way these nerds can beat me. These guys are full of openings.
>Kick gun guy in the groin.
Neumono balls are inside so that’s more an alien thing. I mean it won’t not work, but I have a better target. His face.

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:25 No. 1028255 ID: 8fae7e
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The pomi tries to squeeze through the closing door, but he ain’t quick enough. I knock the knife away first.

>You'll be outnumbered if you go in there, hold the door open and yell for your cop friends.
Hmm. I don’t think I should do that, but I can’t remember why. Maybe Boss yelled at me for fucking around with the door before or…
>push him into the door's way
>Can you shove one of them into the door frame so they're wedging it open?
That still doesn’t sound right. There was something about the door. Something I was supposed to install…

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:27 No. 1028256 ID: 8fae7e
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Oh right. The safety thingy. Forgot to put that in.

“Yeeeeeeeech!!!”

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:28 No. 1028257 ID: 8fae7e
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Welp. That door ain’t gonna open from the outside anymore. That’s a problem. It’s pretty heavy duty so I’m pretty sure it’s not gonna open without bombs or something, and I don’t got any on me. I hear shotgun guy grunt behind me. Pretty sure Kitol tackled him but I wasn’t really paying attention.

Shit. I’m out of people to beat up. Now what.

“What the hell is that room? Do you know who these people are?”

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:29 No. 1028258 ID: 8fae7e
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“It’s-“

“Killer. Pay attention, this is important. You can moonlight with the District R police all you want, but I’m forbidding you from mentioning anything about my other operations. If they ever show up around here do not, under any circumstances, tip them off to the hidden rooms. They’re already suspicious enough. Don’t absentmindedly talk about them. Don’t remember that ‘cool thing’ you want to show them. Don’t even think about any of it, got it? Zilch. Nada. Nothing. No matter what. They cannot see inside.”

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:31 No. 1028259 ID: 8fae7e
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmgh.

Killer 2022/04/04(Mon)14:31 No. 1028260 ID: 8fae7e
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Fuck.

Look, this one's already compromised, no harm telling them what they already know. Give a noncommittal 'iunno' and get Trayzeri to demolish a path into there. Maybe her structural engineering degree will finally pay off...

Claim ignorance. Once they see in there, tell them that stuff isn't yours, it must be these guys'.

You know how Kitol is, he's too serious for his own good, if he thinks someone is odd he'll keep digging even when he should just chill. You gotta give him some answer. Besides, if you don't recognise them, and they were in the secret room, then they're probably not friendly to the boss, right? I think the boss' safety takes priority over secrecy.

What that room is? It looked like a panic room, there was panic going on inside of it, that's a type of panic room, so go with that.

As for who those people were, you got no clue.

Perhaps under chill circumstances that was a really important thing to keep in mind. But right now? Boss might not even be alive. Pretend you don't know regardless.