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962158 No. 962158 ID: cadb36

THE burgers have been stolen by ninjas!

ARE YOU a BAD enough girl to save your fast food JOB?
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No. 962741 ID: 2ebd48

FLY up AND grab it

CAT: scratch weird person trying to grab YOU everywhere
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No. 962760 ID: 0fae41

>>962733
We would have to cast TWO BIG!
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No. 962761 ID: 9876c4

>>962574
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No. 962774 ID: 6e6f32

>>962574
do it

then FLY it to work.
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No. 963006 ID: cadb36
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963006

YOU could enlist someone to help, combining your BIG with their ability to SIT on your shoulders, BUT an even better kind of co-operation comes to YOU.

YOU BIG THE CAT, then YOU TWO BIG THE CAT AND SO ON until it is TOO BIG to stay in THE OAK. THE branch snaps AND THE CAT falls to THE ground BUT as everyone knows CATs always land on their feet.
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No. 963007 ID: cadb36
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963007

"Miaow?" THE CAT SAYs. That means thank YOU.

YOU mount your noble steed. It's so soft! YOU feel a rumbling purr as YOU GET ready to take OFF AND FLY to your JOB. This is your best idea ALL DAY!
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No. 963008 ID: cadb36
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963008

"YOU stop right there TRI!"

A BAD COP BARs your WAY!

"What makes YOU think YOU're allowed to FLY a CAT to work, HUH? No-ONE is going ANYwhere until YOU explain WHY YOU deserve this!"

YOU know he's BAD because THE cool police would have high-fived YOU instead. YOU know he's a COP because of HIS HAT. YOU know he's really strong because of HIS name.

What should YOU do?
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No. 963015 ID: 0fae41

CUZ I am RAD and I LET THE CAT OUT of ITS BAG! THE BAG is a metaphor FOR THE tree, YOU SEE?
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No. 963017 ID: 9876c4

I think you'll find...
MAI BIG CAT in within THE PAW LAW.
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No. 963037 ID: ce39da

"Do YOU SEE a LAW saying I CAN't? Do YOU have a warrant FOR my arrest? I DID NOT think so! IT'S YOU that HAS to explain WHY, NOT me!"
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No. 963040 ID: e51896

Suprised he isnt stopping us FOR being underdressed

support >>963015
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No. 963163 ID: b1b4f3

>>963008
He's GOT a point. AIR traffic LAW doesn't account FOR FLYing CATs. Keep THE skies clear!
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No. 963220 ID: 5a05f7

Make HIS HAT FLY so he won't have a HAT and thus won't be a COP AND then he can't stop YOU
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No. 964066 ID: cadb36
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964066

YOU LET THE BAD COP know that YOU ARE RAD, that YOU LET THE CAT OUT of its BAG AND that BAG means tree. It's called a metaphor. Doesn't he SEE?

HIS mustache bristles ominously as he GETs in your face. "THE only thing I'm going to SEE is YOU in jail!"

He doesn't have a warrant FOR your arrest, YOU protest. BIG CATs are purrfectly permissible under PAW LAW. He HAS to explain WHY YOU don't deserve to FLY a CAT!

"Where is your kitty litter BAG?" he ASKs. "AND pants?"
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No. 964067 ID: cadb36
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964067

...
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No. 964068 ID: cadb36
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964068

YOU send HIS HAT flying.

THE BAD COP is reduced to a bald coot AND no longer HAS THE LAW on HIS side. He's helpless to stop YOU!

"Rrrr?" THE CAT SAYs. That means "Acquitted!"
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No. 964069 ID: cadb36
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964069

YOU spur your CAT steed AND it springs up clear into THE SKY.

It's such a clear DAY, what should YOU do next?

1) Celebrate your victory somehow! (JOY)

2) Oh no an aeroplane!? (JET)

3) Go. To. Work. (JOB)
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No. 964070 ID: 0fae41

C. Hurry up! It's time to ERN YER PAY!
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No. 964072 ID: 0c008e

>>964069
The people need burgers! It is your purpose, your calling! JOB!
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No. 964074 ID: e51896

JET
lets PUT some suspense into this story.

even worse, IT IS DRIVEN BY A NINJA BOT!!!
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No. 964075 ID: 2aa5f0

C
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No. 964077 ID: 9caba2

>>964069
Celebrate with some rum or such. It's a bit early in the day but who cares?
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No. 964090 ID: 9f0903

>>964069
Do YOU remember WHY YOU're NOT wearing pants right NOW? That's right! YOU ARE in a hurry! YOU ARE almost late! So go do your JOB!
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No. 964748 ID: cadb36
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964748

YOU have saved ONE CAT from the peril of OAK, BUT NOW YOU need to save many people from THE worst danger of ALL: starvation!

THE people need burgers! It is your purpose, your calling! AND YOU need to earn your PAY!

YOU cooperate with gravity to streak OUT of THE SKY like a shooting star to THE street that Bird Burg is on. THE CAT lands on its feet, YOU HOP OFF AND THE CAT curls up FOR a NAP.
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No. 964749 ID: cadb36
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964749

"Well look what THE CAT dragged in." your boss SAYs. "I SEE YOU made it here, despite my directions."

What, is your boss in league with THE ninjas AND THE police??? What kind of conspiracy is this, it goes ALL THE WAY to THE TOP!!!

Your boss looks at YOU with world weary dismay, like SHE's looking at an idiot.

"YOU didn't check your phone, DID YOU? ALL THE burgers in THE city have been stolen by ninjas. Maybe YOU could have prevented this with your dumb superpowers if YOU were actually on time FOR once. Shift's cancelled, go home. Also, give me TWO reasons to NOT fire YOU."

Oh no! YOU won't GET your PAY if YOU don't have your JOB!
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No. 964754 ID: 9f0903

>>964749
>"I SEE YOU made it here, despite my directions."
I WAS NOT expecting that reference.

>Also, give me TWO reasons to NOT fire YOU.
"I am adorable AND I CAN GET THE burgers back. BUT mostly THE second ONE."
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No. 964761 ID: 12b116

YOU CAN BIG FRY FOR BIG YUM.

YOU GOT FLY LEG AND HOT BUM.
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No. 964762 ID: 0fae41

1 - YOU ARE NOT a ninja.
2 - YOU CAN GET them BAK.
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No. 964766 ID: e51896

2 reasons WHY to NOT fire TRI
1. I do NOT make FOR a tasty burger if YOU SET me on fire to cook.
2. >>964762 >I CAN GET them BAK.
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No. 964775 ID: 9876c4

1.PEP (YOU have the NRG to GET the JOB DUN)
2.NTR (YOU DID kiss her boyfriend TWO times, BUT you feel BAD NOW)
3.TAR (YOU ARE very useful, come FIX the parking LOT DAY)
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No. 964785 ID: 2aa5f0

ONE: Because YOU CAN GET everything back

TWO: SHE HAS an EYE or TWO always looking at your BUM when SHE thinks YOU ARE NOT looking. I mean THE JOB interview WAS just HER asking YOU TOO bend over AND pick things up over AND over again.
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No. 964891 ID: cadb36
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964891

YOU LET THE boss know YOU have style AND YOU have PEP, YOU CAN GET THE burgers back.

AND TWO, YOU know YOU only GOT this JOB because of your HOT BOD. YOU've spotted HER EYE on your cute BUM when SHE thinks YOU won't SEE. YOU're adorable!

"That's TWO reasons BUT YOU have to prove it!" THE boss bird decrees.

YOU take your first step with ONE FLY LEG on a journey to defeat those ninjas, return burgers to THE city AND save your JOB.
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No. 964892 ID: cadb36
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964892

THE boss blocks your path. SHE's looking pretty steamed!

"Stop right there!!! YOU need TWO! Prove YOU're sexy!!! Do something HOT right NOW!!!"
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No. 964895 ID: 12b116

PAW THE ASS AND TIT. IT'S HOT.
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No. 964899 ID: 2aa5f0

Well if SHE insists. Give HER a LAP dance. bring HER TOO ONE of the booths AND give HER a good and proper LAP dance. Remember to show lots of LEG AND give HER a good view of your ASS when YOU CAN. Then when SHE is ALL HOT AND bothered END it by giving HER head a HUG with your thighs AND ASK if that WAS HOT enough FOR HER.
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No. 964900 ID: 5877dc

PEE on the floor.
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No. 964901 ID: e51896

BIG your breasts
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No. 964913 ID: 0fae41

Go TWO BIG and HUG THE bird. Whisper that YOU will be taking this ONE to go.
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No. 964991 ID: f880b5

>>964891
Flap your wings alluringly.
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No. 965048 ID: 0c008e

>>964991
The ones on your head.
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No. 966105 ID: b1b4f3

>>964901
Gotta go with THE classic.
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No. 967364 ID: cadb36
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967364

YOU flap your wings alluringly as YOU PAW THE ASS AND TIT. That's pretty HOT. Next YOU go TWO BIG AND YOU BIG your breasts, thinking this bird will like THE BIG TIT.

SHE's weakening! YOU HUG the swooning bird AND whisper YOU will be taking this ONE to go. SHE murmurs, "YES!"

YOU haven't been fired AND YOU've recruited a NEW companion to replace NAP CAT! Smooth!
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No. 967365 ID: cadb36
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967365

THE restaurant door bursts open.

"Damn u TRI, gotta kill u both because of u!!!"

Oh no, that's your junior coworker, BOB Person. He WAS a Ninja SPY ALL along or something!

He's GOT a GUN!
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No. 967366 ID: 9caba2

>>967365
LET HIM COP THE BIG TIT FOR THE GAT
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No. 967369 ID: 2aa5f0

quick, us FLY on HIS GUN TOO throw OFF HIS AIM AND then USE TAR on HIM TOO keep HIM from running away.
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No. 967370 ID: e51896

Wait a minute... is he naked under that apron? HOW kinky would that be if that is true?

...

shall we find OUT? FLY HIS apron!
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No. 967371 ID: 33056f

TAR GUN to JAM it. Then SIT on HIM.
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No. 967394 ID: f9f027

>>967365
BIG HIS HAT and by that I mean headband so it turns into a blindfold! Then BIG his bullets so he can't shoot his gun! If physics are in effect...
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No. 967395 ID: b1b4f3

>>967365
TAR HIM!
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No. 967399 ID: 9876c4

>>967366
>>967371
Combine these TWO.
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