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956815 No. 956815 ID: 11f77a

You think this is the place, it’s a good thing you won the raffle and the spaceplane tickets are already paid for or this would’ve been a huge waste of money! DAMA’S Spa & Bathhouse, huh? Maybe she lives in an apartment upstairs.

Yamelle Cecil-Naast... interesting name.

I hope to make this a quick one-shot, enjoy! Maybe it’ll be definitely NSFW? I dunno what’s gonna happen! Handholding? Also, non-canon! Pretty much non-canon.
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No. 956897 ID: 11f77a
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A pleasant voice hums from the top of a set of stairs—and there she is: all dressed so plainly, yet gracious for a special night out. She assures the clammy one.

Yamelle: Oh? Someone at the door? Well, hello there~ I’m glad you’ve made it!

Yamelle: Vikta, no need to get upset—it’s just my date tonight! And you must be Thadeus Saft. It’s Saft, right? Now say hello and don’t be rude.

Victor: D-Date? You’re going on a date?

Victor: But how? Why? You have Dad!

Yamelle: How couldn’t you remember what I’ve told you? I was part of a charity bachelorette auction with my girlfriends a week ago!

Victor: You’re not a bachelorette, you have Dad!

Yamelle: They thought I was part of it and then they paired us! I felt bad if I had to leave this poor man without anybody! It’ll be fine~

Yamelle: Your father knows and he’s out and about with some friends. So I need you, your brothers, and sisters to watch the shop for me. Let Sashi stand in for my clients today!
No. 956900 ID: 891b91

Well, this complicates things a bit. Not a problem, though -- we'll see soon enough how monogamous these Chupians really are! And if that turns to be "very monogamous", then no matter. She looks stunning (for an alien) and seems like she'll make very pleasant company to boot, so I'm sure we'll have a great time, even if we don't get to show her the true meaning of our facial calligraphy. And of course, we'll make sure she'll have a night to remember as well, regardless of what comes of it, because being "the one who fucks" demands that we are a virtuoso in all aspects of pleasing a lady, not simply carnal pleasure! We certainly don't want her to regret her generosity, after all.

Kneel down on one leg before her, taking her hand in yours, and then say, "Thaddeus Plymouth Saft at your service, Madamoiselle -- delighted and deeply honored to meet you. And if I may be so bold as to say so, no camera could properly capture your beauty -- you are even more radiant in person than in your photo!" Then, if she seems receptive to it, plant a kiss on the back of her hand before you release it and stand back up.

Now, Victor seems like a lot of fun to mess with -- and he demeaned our hallowed traditions as mere goat customs -- so let's break out the double entendres. Turn to him, giving a little bow, and say, "I give you my word as a gentleman, Victor, that your mother will be in good hands tonight; the best of hands, in fact! I will do my utmost to see that her generosity is richly rewarded -- this is a night she will never forget, I assure you!
No. 956901 ID: b1b4f3

>your father knows
Huh. Well alright!
Tell the lady you'll be sure to show her a good time, you don't mind that she's married if her husband's into it.

Give Victor a thumbs up and a wink, just so he hates you a little more.
No. 956906 ID: 4286b4

Do this, but also when looking past the lady, in a way that she can't see your face, give Victor an evil grin.
No. 956909 ID: cdabe3

these are both terrible, evil things to do and i love them; do them
No. 956970 ID: 11f77a
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You kneel down on one leg and softly take her hand to reintroduce yourself proper. All in front of her son who abhors such a thing. The lady is quite tickled by the strange gesture—must be an Eigo tradition, she may think.

Thadeus: Thadeus Plymouth Saft at your service, Madamoiselle. Delighted and deeply honored to meet you~

Yamelle: Oh my~ Nice to meet you Mr. Plymouth-Saft!

Thadeus: And if I may be so bold as to say so, no camera could properly capture your beauty. You are more radiant in person than in your photo!

You gently kiss the back of her hand as she positively takes the reception. Standing, she has a charmed smile to witness such a unique introduction. You can already tell she’s the type to be delighted by experiencing new and foreign things.

Yamelle: Not a bold thing at all, Mr. Plymouth-Saft. I’m pleased to meet your acquaintance.

Victor: Twelve Gods, just go already!
No. 956971 ID: 11f77a
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That clammy dog-thing insulted your customs, and thus you will defend your honor by ensuring that you’ll bang his mom. At least, implant the idea that you’ll court her in all the wrong places.

Thadeus: I give you my word, Vik-ta, that your mother is in good hands tonight; the best of hands, in fact! And I’ll do my utmost to see that her generosity is richly rewarded.

You start scooting her towards the exit with a bastard look at her son—which infuriates him. Yamelle doesn’t seem to notice the tension and waves her son goodbye. Maybe giving some final directions on looking over the house before the door shuts fully.
No. 956972 ID: 11f77a
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Well now you’ve got this stunningly cute lady arm-to-arm as you exit the bathhouse to your shuttle. In your mind you know we can delve in all aspects of pleasing her—even if we miss the opportunity to demonstrate our facial calligraphy.

We’ll see how monogamous these Chupians really are. Perhaps in conversation you can figure out the best way for a happy ending.

Yamelle: I’ve looked into the pamphlet and by-laws to make sure we’re doing this right. It reads that the bidder has up to a full twenty-four hours and decides where and what constitutes as a date!

Yamelle: They don’t really say what kind of hours… maybe its Imperial Galactic.
No. 956974 ID: 11f77a
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Date starts now! And right now it’s about an early lunch time. You can fast-travel pretty well with the provided shuttle from the bachelorette auction. So there are lots of opportunities and views while getting to know your… vertical partner.

A) Seafood on the black shores of Tar Zoa
B) Fine Dining on the high society cliffs of Cor’Till
C) Family Style platters on the bayous of Mossyrdron
D) Fancy Cafes within Space Station Bernal Sphere 13 orbiting Jakkova
No. 956975 ID: 00f670

B for bastard Mr. Fancy Pants.
No. 956976 ID: 2aa5f0


sounds nice. Then again I like water so I might be bias.
No. 956979 ID: e7c7d3

Little known science fact: if someone makes that face for more than 73.3 seconds, (Imperial Galactic,) then the laws of physics will suddenly bend to produce a fist to punch it. This phenomena is still being studied.

A) seems like a good choice. While B might be better for wooing, that's just a mine field of social faux pas' to happen. The sea is nice and romantic, but still leaves room to breath in.
No. 956989 ID: 891b91

While we are a gentleman and as such would be no stranger to high-class establishments like those on Cor'Till or the cafes orbiting Jakkova, immediately taking her to such an establishment is ironically gauche. It would suggest a certain desperation on our part to prove how haughty and fancy we are -- and that is not how we roll. We exude class, such that our presence alone makes even the most drab of venues special and interesting.

It would be tempting, then, to take her to the bayous of Mossyrdron -- what better place to demonstrate our prowess than in a swamp, after all? But this, too, pales in comparison to the azure waters of Tar Zoa; those placid shores are the ideal place to enjoy some quiet time with Yamelle as we get to know each other.

In other words, A.
No. 957000 ID: b07f1c

We really don't know much about her preferences other than that she might enjoy new things. So as far as these options go, I think C would be too banal for her. B and C would be nice but would be too expensive. You just wouldn't be comfortable courting a chick while doing something as unusual for you as dishing out more than the minimum amount of buck necessary. At least until you know if she's a freak in be-, I mean, if she's worth it.

Thus A would be the most fitting choice.
No. 957021 ID: 4f51b2

From what quest is Yamelle?
No. 957022 ID: 11f77a

She is Victor's mom. Victor is from the quest Team Port Echo and you'd often see her during tgchan/questden specials like Secret Santa and, currently, Romance Festival.

Some links to her brief appearances:

No. 957025 ID: 4f51b2

No. 957029 ID: 11f77a
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Of course! A lunch on the beaches of Tar Zoa, Cnidari Vaalbara. You don’t need to be fancy at with Eigo space stations or the most royal Xingast civilizations. Something calm and content like these azure waters is perfect—and just about anything outside her village seems to amaze her.

Yamelle: Ooh my… I rarely ever leave my home—let alone my planet!

Yamelle: This place…

Yamelle: Oh my, this place! I’ve never seen a beach so… blue!

Yamelle: And the sky sooo… pretty! I could see so far into it.

Yamelle: You said we’re actually on a moon?
No. 957030 ID: 11f77a
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Yamelle: Wow, Mr. Plymouth-Saft! I’m absolutely taken away.

Yamelle: I hope you’re right about this dish; I do love seafood on occasion. I can’t really read the language here but--I trust you enough!

She hums a little laugh while picking at her food.

Yamelle: So Mr. Plymouth-Saft, what do you do? You seemed to have bid a lot of money during that auction. I don’t know much about Eigo physiology or prosperity but you look pretty young for a rich fellow!

Yamelle: Oh don’t mind how I… ‘worded’ that. I don’t know much outside my village. But I see many visitors all around the galaxy come to my bathhouse—yet I rarely have time to really know what they’re like!

Now is the time to start getting to know this cute mom. Anything goes from here on out. Answer her question however you’d like—ask a question or two back. That’s what dating is, right?
No. 957032 ID: e7c7d3

First off, please call us Thadeus. No need to be so formal!

Our job is nothing particularly fancy or romantic. Merely an accountant that works with the galactic stock market and the brokers. However, wealthy clients tend to offer wealthy wages.

As for her, what made her want to open up her own spa?
No. 957037 ID: b07f1c

Tell her that you run a successful business of recruiting and interviewing girls for pornographic shootings. Well, you might want to reword or leave that last part out. The job does leave you out of breath from time to time, so to speak, and you occasionally like to take some time off and enjoy a charming company such as hers.

Make up some bs story about the immature behavior of your last gf and how you swore to not look at younger girls anymore after that. Tell her how being here with her heals your poor soul and the more you get to do with her on this date, the more effective the "treatment" would be.

Ask her if she's had any similar experiences. No? What kind of personality does she find valuable in males then?
Other than that, you can also ask her about what kind of topics she likes to read about. And does she have any hobbies?
No. 957108 ID: 891b91

>First off, please call us Thadeus. No need to be so formal!

Assure her that you take no offense at what she said, and that instead you're quite flattered by it. It's understandable anyway, as you were unusually lucky in your business dealings in early adulthood; you'd prefer not to go into too much detail, though, as you dislike bragging (which is true -- you find it uncouth and a sign of insecurity.) To satisfy her curiosity, though, you're deeply involved in the galactic freight industry -- in all likelihood her bathhouse has used supplies that arrived on ships you commissioned. (Maybe add a joke that you suppose this makes you and her "informal business associates".)

Ask her about the bathhouse -- does she/her family own it? What's it like, serving so many people from so many places? She's certainly cut out for the job -- you'd bet that her charming, welcoming demeanor by itself probably gets them a lot of return customers.

Compliment the pink stripe running across her face -- it matches so nicely with her ruby-like eyes. Is it part of her natural coloration or is it a cosmetic addition? Note: I'm assuming here that the pink is coloration on her fur, rather than exposed skin. Your facial markings are part of an Eigo tradition, and you're curious if Chupians have something similar.
No. 957109 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: Please, call me Thadeus~ No need to be so formal! You flatter me~

Thadeus: It’s nothing fancy or romantic so I’ll skip some details—I’m just an accountant in the galactic stockmarket and traders guild. I actually visit Port Echo quite frequently to conduct business. It’s one of very, very few places in the galaxy with a space elevator.

Yamelle: Ooo~

Thadeus: As a hobby, I recruit and interview women for, uh, figure-art photography. It’s where I met my girlfriend—uh… ex-girlfriend now.

Yamelle: Awe, I’m sorry.

Thadeus: Do not worry—she was difficult to be with, and many girls I’ve dated have been too immature for me. I suppose I… find the accompaniment of older women much more gratifying! Your charming company heals my poor soul the more I learn about you~

Yamelle: My. I don’t know what to say Mister—oh—Thadeus, sir! Just a thank you for taking me out for a wonderful midday so far! You’re unlike anyone I’ve been with.
No. 957110 ID: 11f77a
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She smiles with a piece of fish in her mouth. Listening politely. You don’t want to drag on too long about your business. Women like to talk about themselves, right? You ponder up some topics.

Thadeus: But—hmm, any talk about stocks gets pretty tiring. I’m here to get away from that. I want to relax here with you~!

Thadeus: So, a bathhouse! Tell me, what made you want to open your own spa?

Yamelle: Oh!

Yamelle: It’s not my—well it is sort of--but it’s Dama’s bathhouse. Vikta’s father. And Dama’s father opened it long ago and… he never really left the family business. Our village is cozy and there’s no need to travel the stars. We Chupians are easy to settle in one spot all our lives!

Yamelle: But, like you, Dama travels and we’re pretty much open to any tourist. So I had to really learn which species can be treated accordingly when they visit.

Yamelle: I think I know Eigo bodies quite well. But I’ve noticed you’re all quite boney--like starving creatures! I can’t help but wish to bake you some food during your treatments. But that’s just how you guys are ‘made’ I guess.

Yamelle: Poor skinny tails and gaunt eyes.

Since you don’t want to cram every question and topic at once and make your dinner cold, you acknowledge questions for the future to smoothly segue them once the opportunity arises. Perhaps she’ll answer before you have a chance to bring it up! But if you believe it’s important to discuss something immediate—of course you’ll be sure to do so.

Saved topics:
The pink stripe bestowed on her lovely face.
Does she have any hobbies/interests?
What personality does she find valuable in men?

No. 957138 ID: e7c7d3

>Poor skinny tails and gaunt eyes.
We get that a lot. never understood what the problem was. Though be careful who you say that to. Some Eigo take offense to it.

How about a fun question. If you had a billion moneys, what would you do with it?
No. 957143 ID: b07f1c

>Poor skinny tails and gaunt eyes.
Despite this cutting deep into your ego, just laugh it out and dismiss it as clichè. Tell her that not having a large tail technically allows you to be faster and move maneuverable, altho you wish that you had a larger one just to look more pleasing to her. Thank her for her interest in your species and make a joke offer of letting her have a more... hands-on experience with at any points of interest she may have about your body. But in return, that she promises to let you try her home cooking some day. Ask her how's the food.

Another topic to bring up or save would be about her children. After all, that's the best way into a mom's bedroom is by being nice to her kids. How many children she's had, what does her son do, how he's been growing up, etc. Compliment him on being a good boy on being able to run the bathhouse without her there.
No. 957147 ID: 891b91

No. 957221 ID: 11f77a
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You’re sure she never meant to insult your natural physique. After all, she expresses motherly concern. You laugh it off as it’s a common discussion amongst new friends.

Thadeus: Don’t worry a thing, Yamelle. It’s not so bad with a tail like mine; I can be faster and a lot more maneuverable! Although, I may as well wish to have a larger one if it would be pleasing to you.

She quickly tries to explain herself.

Yamelle: O-Oh, I never meant that! You’re just fine, dear. Really! I understand it’s a normal thing now. I’m slowly learning more about your people. I’ll get it in time; I just need a few more clients. You know!

Thadeus: Well if you ever want a more… hands-on experience—I wouldn’t mind if you studied me during a private treatment. Plus, I’d do anything to try some of your home cooking~

She’s bashful.

Yamelle: A p-private treatment?

She thinks it over in her mind as if distracted—but finds an immediate conclusion to latch on with.

Yamelle: Hmm, yes. Perhaps I could arrange something!

Thadeus: How’s the food so far? I haven’t eaten here yet.

Yamelle: It’s perfect! Really!

She stuffs a forkful in her mouth.
No. 957222 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: You seem quite content with your children watching the store. You must be very proud of them.

Yamelle: Absolutely! Each one of them is a hard worker—but they get that from Dama.

Yamelle: There’s Sashi, the oldest, then Deemus, Vikta, Numax, and Charu. Sashi is mature enough to watch the rascals and I can go out more—like these dates!

Thadeus: And Vikta, what’s he like? I’ve noticed he’s kind of…

Thadeus: Well he doesn’t seem to…

Thadeus: Have any fur…

Yamelle: Oh, yes. He’s somewhat of a strange case. His father is actually 1/16th equatorial—they don’t have as much fur. I guess that gene sort of got through.

Thadeus: Well he’s a good boy to run the bathhouse alone. You’ve taught them pretty well.

Yamelle: It comes naturally to them!
No. 957223 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: And, mind my manners for pointing this out, but that pink stripe on your lovely mug. It matches so nicely to your ruby-like eyes~ Is it a natural color?

Your date pats her temples. She takes the compliment to her eyes quite well. It’s like they sparkled once you’ve described them.

Yamelle: Oh this? It’s make-up. Sort of.

Yamelle: Stained from years of applying it. I see pink as a tranquil color. You may find Chupians wearing blindfolds—but it’s a traditional thing. They can see through the fabric and their world has a lovely shade of color to keep their minds at ease.

Yamelle: Pink is very calming to me. You can find us with different patterns. So I applied this since I’ve met Dama.

Thadeus: You know… facial markings are part of an Eigo tradition as well. There’s a special kind of ink and tar burnt into our fur. It’s not as bad as it sounds, I promise you.

Yamelle: I’ve noticed! I never asked about it with my clients. But I wondered!

Thadeus: It’s a rite-of-passage of sorts. Toddler into childhood. Four or five years old. Each symbol is unique and can mean a variety of things. Beauty, hard work, ocean, fertility, first son, warrior, etc. There ought to be a huge book with all the patterns you can find!

Thadeus: You could probably experiment with a few, see what fits you.

Yamelle: How fascinating! And what does yours mean?

Uh oh. You kind of saw this coming though.

Saved topics:
Does she have any hobbies/interests?
What personality does she find valuable in men?

No. 957225 ID: bef60d

Tell her it means you're good at getting close to people.
No. 957226 ID: b1b4f3

Tell her the literal translation is a bit vulgar. It's related to assertiveness and skill in the bedroom.
No. 957227 ID: e7c7d3

Be blunt about it. It's your heritage after all.
"The one who fucks"
You've always been proud of it, but it was a really weird experience when you finally found out what the word "fuck" meant.
No. 957229 ID: 0fae41

You are the one who... knocks! Yep, you sure love a good set of knockers.
No. 957232 ID: 891b91

Play it off like you're playfully embarrassed by it. "Well... it's a bit personal. Promise you won't laugh?" Be sure to smile as you say it, or else it might come off as too serious and ruin the mood. Most likely she'll say she promises not to laugh, but if she doesn't, just say something like "I guess I'll just have to risk it then!" (In a playful tone, of course.)

"So... it says I'm an excellent lover. Yes, in that way." Then put your hands up in faux defensiveness. "I swear it's the truth!"

If she laughs, laugh with her, because you aren't afraid to have a chuckle at your own expense. (And because, while planting the seed in her mind, it also helps her see it as a good thing.)

Now, at this point she might get a bit more personal and ask how it's affected your life, especially your love life. If she doesn't, don't push the subject further; but if she does, tell her that, ironically, it's kind of led you to be more selective and hesitant when it comes to whether you'll make love to someone. Having this sign makes you feel pressured to, ah, perform, you know? And if there's truth to it, then you think you should be choosy about who you bed, because what you've got shouldn't be given away to just anybody. You prefer to save it for someone... special. (Make eye contact with her when you say that, so that she starts wondering if she's on that roster of special people you'd take to bed with you. Which, of course, she is.)

And then change the subject by asking about her hobbies and interests, so that she doesn't have a chance to ask you directly if you were referring to her. That seed needs to be left to germinate -- ideally we should want to leave her thinking about it all day.
No. 957233 ID: cdabe3

No. 957234 ID: b07f1c

Yes, but, hmm. If she does pursue this topic, saying it like that might make her think that you've slept with a lot of people in the past (and she wouldn't be wrong huehue). So in a way you should reassure her that this isn't the case. Perhaps by saying that, sadly, you've only got to have a fuck of your life- I mean, experience the act of lovemaking, a few times, and thus the sign hasn't helped you in that aspect at all, which is why you're single right now.
No. 957257 ID: 864e49

"It means "The one who pleasures" or "The one who pleases", pretty much someone that brings enjoyment and I do hope I'm living up to that?"
No. 957258 ID: 6c227a

Well. The marking is sort of hereditary. You inherited this marking from your father, and his father before that. As a child, remember. So. Ahem. The meaning would be 'giver of sexual gratification.'

I dunno, it seems like you are going for adorable awkward, and it seems a bit out of character for the dude who kicked in a door and knelt to kiss her hand
No. 957318 ID: 11f77a
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You have always been proud by the title—at least once you’ve grown to understand what ‘fuck’ meant. But being blunt with its meaning might not do; you’ve got to act this one out. Playfully, you pretend to hesitate and explain.

Thadeus: “Well… it’s a bit personal, you see--the literal translation--I mean, it’s right on my face so… it’s impacted my life a lot when my kind first takes me at face value.”

Thadeus: “Just promise me that you won’t laugh~?”

She nods, waiting patiently. You play it off well.

Thadeus: “In other words, it says I’m an excellent lover.”

She snorts.

Yamelle: “I don’t see anything wrong with such a romantic sigil, Thadeus! You’ve been very sweet to me so far!”

Thadeus: “No, it’s a bit deeper than that. I’m real good at getting close to people.”

Yamelle: “Hmm…?”

Thadeus: “I meant—related to an assertiveness and skill in the…”

Thadeus: “…bedroom?

Yamelle: “Oh! That way…!”

Thadeus: “Yes, in that way~ The mask was hereditary and passed down from father to son. I swear it’s the truth! Not my decision to wear.”

Yamelle does gently laugh, stifling to be polite. You mirror her actions with a chortle of your own—showing you’re one to laugh at your own expense.

Yamelle: “Oh, poor Thadeus. You’re either fortunate or very unfortunate with a title like that!”
No. 957319 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: “And now you see what I have to live up to.”

Thadeus: “Wait, no! I meant—I don’t pursue just about anyone!”

Thadeus: “Growing up--it’s made me more selective when it comes to sharing affection. It’s how my past relationships slowly withered away, because I’ve become hesitant from the pressure.”

The more you talk, the more your hands maneuver to the center of the table. She listens intently as you act it out, even leaning closer as you lower your voice.

Thadeus: “And I would rather save it for someone I deeply consider…”

Thadeus: “…special.”

You’ve caught her with your sincere stare. You make sure the word sticks out and dance in her mind—even for a split second. But you cut the tension and remove your gaze.

Thadeus: “Oh I’ve droned on too long. Now I sound like a creep, don’t I?”

Yamelle: “No! N-Not at all! I understand. I really do! That’s on me. I never meant to make this awkward. We can talk about something else if you’d like!”

Yamelle: "Oh, Thadeus. I'm a good listener! It comes with being a masseur to listen to your clients as you soothe their tension away."

Thadeus: “Thank you, Yamelle. I think that would be pleasant. I’d hate to ruin this date with my woes.”
No. 957320 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: “So tell me, what do you like to do outside of work?”

Yamelle: “Hmm.”

Yamelle: “Most of what I do is still work-related. I like to make stuff for the shop. Like soap! And uh… maybe I’ll knit a new sweater for Vikta.”

Yamelle: “Huh.”

Yamelle: “O-Oh! Sometimes the village holds a meeting! We amend laws some times. Last meeting we had to declare it’s illegal to trip or wrestle a yak after 7:00pm.”

Yamelle: “Not much happens home as you see—I have appointments with most of the council anyway so I’m quick to know what’s happening in town!

Saved topics:
What personality does she find valuable in men?
No. 957323 ID: 891b91

"Oh? I bet you have some interesting stories from being so well-connected!"

Also, does that mean that daytime yak tripping and wrestling is condoned in her village? Is it a tradition there?
No. 957325 ID: e7c7d3

Perhaps ask if there's any sort of activities she'd be interested in after dinner.
No. 957327 ID: bef60d

Ask her about victor. Moms love talking about thier kids, and you might learn something to embarrass victor with later.
No. 957335 ID: b07f1c

Interesting. This council wouldn't happen to consist of only older females, would it?

Anyway, tell her that you also have plenty of connections (*cough* female contacts *cough*), so you've had a fair share of wild things to heard about. As such you're definitely interested in, if she's willing to share, the intriguing things that may be happening (or have happened) in her town. You could also make a joke question if this means that she knows about what goes on in her town at night.

On the topic of meetings, you could tell her that such council meetings sound awfully boring don't sound very exciting and that you can totally understand why she wasn't turned off from having a little fun here and there and participating in the auction. Of course, you understand the importance of keeping order and security in a community and the fact that she's responsible in this way is one personality trait that you like in girls. Not the only one, but an important one.

Topic to save: Would she like to dance? (altho not sure if this location allows it)
No. 957342 ID: cdabe3

okay okay, we gotta know

tripping yaks?
No. 957363 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: “Tripping… yaks?”

Yamelle: “It’s strange. But in a village, people do tend to find entertainment somehow. Especially wrestling them. And farmers can’t afford to have their yaks disrupted at certain points of the day.”

Thadeus: “Well I bet you have many interesting stories for being so well-connected! I certainly have my fair cut of wild things from my… associates… that I’d be willing to share.”

Yamelle: “Yes, your figure artists! Right?”

Thadeus: “Er—yes! But tell me, would this mean you know what’s going on in your town at night?”

She looks around at the other tables.

Yamelle: “Huh… Uh, not really! I’m always busy… uh… closing the shop up. I have to wake early--so I sleep a little early! Not a lot during quiet hours.”

Thadeus: “In any case, you’re an important part of keeping order in the village! I find responsibility to be an alluring trait in a woman.”

She smiles softly, drinking the last of her wine.

>Do you like to dance?
>Perhaps ask if there’s any sort of activities she’d be interested in after dinner lunch.
The day is young and there’s plenty of time left. You’re conjuring in your mind some places to go. Perhaps it’s time to wrap up this meal and move on to the next activity?

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No. 957364 ID: e7c7d3

If we want to continue asking questions, perhaps a quick walk on the beach?

Still ask for the bill and move on.
No. 957366 ID: 891b91

Seconded. We'd be remiss to visit a place like this and not enjoy the beach a bit.
No. 957370 ID: bef60d

This. A walk on the beach sounds lovely.
No. 957372 ID: b07f1c

Haha, either she totally misunderstood that, or she's not telling us something. I mean, she doesn't need to be awake at night to be able to know what other people do. They could simply tell her during the day?

But let's ignore that for now. Yeah, I was thinking about going for a walk as well (something tells me she wouldn't be into racing with ATV's on the beach atm). Go pay the bill. (I thought about asking the waiter to get some violin music going, or even fireworks, but that would probably not be a good idea either).
No. 957504 ID: cdabe3

this, and also if she's ever tripped a yak :D
No. 957510 ID: 11f77a
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Hmm. Maybe she’s not telling something. But you may try to probe that line of questioning later.

You feel you’re just about done eating. You signal the waiter to pay the bill as your date finishes up. You’ve been thinking of multiple places to go—such as a carnival or nightclub--but you’re always rounding back to walking on the beach.

Thadeus: “Now, my dear~ I don’t suppose you’d fancy a stroll on the boardwalk?”

Yamelle: “Oh, I’d love to!”

Yamelle: “I don’t think I’m done looking out into the horizon~”

With a clean swipe of your card you’re free to leave.
No. 957511 ID: 11f77a
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Yamelle: “Wow, the shores are gorgeous. I can see very far!”

Yamelle: “Normally it’s all mountains in the way, where I live.”

Yamelle: "Have you ever seen anything so large?"

Yamelle: "Hmm~"

You’re walking beside her, making sure she doesn’t misstep anywhere as she’s distracted by the view.

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No. 957520 ID: e7c7d3

Wanna go for a swim?
Be well aware that neither of you brought swimwear, so there's only one option if you don't want to get your clothes wet.
No. 957524 ID: 891b91

Seconding this -- being involved in the bathhouse industry, she's probably more likely not to mind the lack of swimwear.

But maybe make sure it's somewhere secluded first.
No. 957525 ID: 4286b4

I thought it was evening, but it seems it's getting brighter now?

You could talk a little about the various kinds of exotic views you've seen on other planets and how they compare to this one, to keep her mesmerized.

Once it looks like she's about to step into something (or not; just being close to something that you'd be able to use an excuse for your action), grab her and pull her deep into your embrace, and tell her to watch out. Explain that she was about to step onto something dangerous. Then slowly realize that you're accidentally holding her tightly against you, and let her go. Apologize for startling her and for acting without her consent, and that you didn't mean to make her feel uncomfortable.
No. 957564 ID: bef60d

Do this
No. 957701 ID: 11f77a
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Thadeus: “There are many amazing sights I could show you, Yamelle.”

Thadeus: “Bernal Spheres housing rings of cities. Concrete jungles of the Gards where prehistoric trees grow on top of skyscrapers. The might of a Harvester Cruiser leeching a Jupiter.”

Thadeus: “I’m sorry—I don’t mean to brag. I suppose I can be a little jealous and wish I could see everything for the first time again.”

Yamelle: “A lot to take in one day!”
Thadeus: “Say, how would you feel about going for a swim?”

Yamelle: “A swim? I don’t even think I can in this dress. And you wouldn’t want your suit ruined.”

Thadeus: “Well I guess that only leaves one option~”

She blushes and looks around for voyeurs, tickled by the thought.

Yamelle: “Thadeus Plymouth-Saft! That’s very… naughty~ I-I don’t know. Is this even the best place to do that?”

You know where there’s a nude beach—somehow. You figure she’s used to seeing lots of naked bodies with a job like hers. But you can also figure out a hiding spot where there are tide pools for just the two of you.

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No. 957702 ID: 0fae41

Look for a tide pool! It's kind of like a sauna in that it's warm and cozy. Then again, I guess a nude beach is like a sauna in that everyone's naked...
No. 957703 ID: bef60d

Tide pool! It's time to make our move!
No. 957704 ID: cdabe3

Yeah, let’s go for a tide pool~
No. 957705 ID: 891b91

To the tide pools! This is about you and her, not you and her and everyone else on the beach, so let's keep it private.
No. 957711 ID: e7c7d3

I'm not against tide pools. Might even see a weird crab or two
No. 957781 ID: ab5af5

A bit strange that she would so easily agree to go swimming naked so soon. You should reassure her that the waters around here are excellent and that it would really be a waste not to try them, even if she already gets plenty of such opportunities at home. Also, the scenery is even more enjoyable when you become a part of it like this.

Tide pools are clearly the superior choice for the upcoming shenanigans hehe.
No. 957824 ID: 11f77a
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You wonder that too—how easily she responded to swim naked. But maybe her response was a way to laugh the suggestion off. Too late! She didn’t say no! You’re already heading in a particular direction~

“Oh the waters here are excellent. They’re absolutely excellent to take a dip in, trust me!”

A private setting is best—it’s all about you and her! You travel in zigzags through the beachgrasses to find a secluded spot where tourists often miss. Perhaps not as sandy but the pools are deep enough like hot tubs—and the water is warm anyway. Be wary of crabs and squids. It’s about time we push this little date further~

Thadeus: “This should be a good spot to rest!”

You can really hear the waves crash here. A tranquil wash over the senses.

Thadeus: “Well, no time like the present!”

Of course you’re going to undress first. It would be rude to expect your date to go before you. So… just describe how you’re gonna strip down and maybe suggest some other things on your mind.

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No. 957825 ID: bef60d

Pants off first, and then help her out of her clothes.
No. 957826 ID: e7c7d3

Be sure neatly fold your clothing and place them in stop that won't get hit by waves. Also be sure to test the tide pool first before she gets in.
No. 957834 ID: 4286b4

Tear off your shirt while screaming the mating chant. Just like it is customary for your species. Then proceed to jump head-first into the pool, with only your pants returning to the surface.

Alternatively, undress slowly, in a way that she can get a good look at your body from all directions, but don't look at her so that she can observe you without you knowing it.
As you undress, of course starting with your pants, keep turning left and right to give some bounciness to your body and its parts. You should also flex your muscles (including that one), a few times during the process.

And then you can wait for her to undress herself. It would probably be a good idea to enter the pool with her at the same time.
No. 957840 ID: 33056f

Bust open your shirt Superman style, take the rest more casually. You should probably be planning how you’re going to get all this sand off later, lest it cause friction at inopportune times.
No. 957852 ID: 891b91

She said she knows Eigo bodies well -- but clearly she doesn't know them that well, if she thinks your kind is all skin and bones. However you choose to strip off, make sure she gets an eyeful of your... meatiest parts. (No, not that part -- if she wants more than a passing glance at that, she's going to have to earn it.)
No. 957914 ID: 11f77a
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Superman-style, you nonchalantly unbutton your collar and expose that natural tuft of chest hair cushioning your sternum. There are several rocks where you may avoid dirtying your garments as you remove each article of clothing.

“I may as well test the waters for you, my dear.” Thadeus playfully goads as the Chupian mom watches him undress with bashful eyes. “But I wouldn’t want to be kept waiting~” He continues.

She thinks she knows the body of an Eigo so well. Well, wait til she gets a good look at your more… erogenous muscles.

You gradually spin as part of your low-key strip tease. You have a satisfactory build for an Eigo and you’re known to make those caprine ladies swoon. Your felt fur exposes just enough detail around the ridges on your ribs that it ups an odd sexiness factor (even if your species are naturally gaunt).
No. 957915 ID: 11f77a
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Your thumbs hook the waistline of your pants and boxers--and with alternating scoots from each hip you’re stripped and completely exposed to the elements. Your prick was already pumping blood (thanks to your frequent daydreaming to score with this hot Chupian mom) and is left with a half-hardened presentation as it rests on your precious jewels.

But she’ll have to earn it~ You thus mosey on towards to the pool as you bask in bareness.

Yamelle: “Oh my~!”

Achievement Unlocked! You’re Naked!
No. 957916 ID: 11f77a
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Yamelle: “Well—I-I suppose it’s my turn!”

She chuckles with beet cheeks. Maybe she likes the silly thrill. She’s no stranger to undress in front of casual friends at the bathhouse during a little R&R. The Chupian unzips the back of her dress and her top-half blossoms open. Her pink sleeves crumple down her upper arms along with her bodice. Her chest brightens snow white with an ample pair of breasts unprotected to the natural sea air.

“I normally don’t do this outside a steam room~” Yamelle simpers, “I guess if it’s for one date... it shouldn’t be so bad!”

Achievement Unlocked! You Got A Peek! (So Far)

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No. 957918 ID: cdabe3

Take a moment to appreciate the view (but not too long~), then try the water.
No. 957919 ID: e7c7d3

Time to get into one of the pools. Hold out a hand to help her in. Just that slight, subtle pressure to encourage her to continue undressing and get in to the pool as well.
No. 957920 ID: bef60d

This. make sure to compliment her body while doing so.
No. 957948 ID: b07f1c

Try to act natural and cool, but fail and still blush while glancing at her. That way you'll make it obvious to her that you appreciate her feminine features. Of course, acting natural also means not hiding what's between your legs heh.

Compliment her looks while stuttering a few times.
No. 959646 ID: 11f77a
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You certainly take a gander to appreciate her feminine features—acting as natural as you can be without overdoing it (or growing a full-on boner). Your pecker makes the slightest twitch as you attempt to suppress it through sheer will. Not… yet, you stifle in your mind.

Yamelle lets her dress drape down and pile at her ankles before she tiptoes right out. It still leaves her fur flattened along her natural curves—a white silhouette stands coy before you. Carefully, she plucks her garments from the ground to lay them atop a flat rock.

“You look stunning, dear~” you compliment with a foot in the water. She couldn’t possibly get redder in the face after all this. You lend a hand to help your date step down into the pool—which she obliges.

Her hand feels a bit hot and damp, oh how she sweats a bit in her palm as you guide her down step by step.

Achievement Unlocked! She’s Naked!
No. 959647 ID: 11f77a
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She croons once the surface of the pool reaches her stomach. “Oooah~ this water is warmer than I thought! Even in the Summer the lakes in the mountains back home are still crisp!”

Both of you find appropriate seats opposite of each other. Hopefully you’re free to let the thug between your legs grow to its fullest while hidden in the murky blue.

Waves clash with the breeze for a perfect ambiance. She seems to feel settled, although her seat doesn't quite let the water conceal her breasts.

Achievement Unlocked! You’re Both Naked! Together!
No. 959649 ID: e2f5cc

She's checkin' you out under the water, and she likes what she sees if her expression is anything to go by!

It's time to start putting the moves out on her methinks, and while I lack the locomotion required to truly assist with the moves, I am still willing to provide an approach in asking about the differences between Eigo and Chupain men. Tell her that it had always been a idle curiosity of your to see biological differences between aliens, and since she's now seen both species in the nude you just couldn't help but ask. Although, she never did get a good look at your groin, so if she needs a refresher on that or any other part of your physique you're happy to give her another look.
No. 959666 ID: b07f1c

You can tell her that the beach is a popular lovemaking location, so no one would bat an eye at anyone doing anything inappropriate around here, which is why she can relax and not worry about anything. Tell her that this is why you used to come to this place alone to relax in the past, but that you never imagined you'd get to share it with someone like her. She better keep this spot a secret! Altho, being by yourself, the atmosphere was never this great, this intimate, so thank her for being here with you~

As far as making moves goes, I think it would be best to wait for her to make the first move. Assuming she makes one. If she keeps staring at you, you could remind her that your previous offer stands and that she can always feel you with more than just her eyes.
No. 959825 ID: 322af8

Ask what seems to have caught her attention.
No. 959826 ID: 891b91

Now that the water is there to partially conceal your lower half, relax and allow your manhood to grow to its full turgidity. There’s no need to mention it to her, though — it should speak for itself, shouldn’t it? Instead, just make conversation with her while feigning ignorance about your raging member, and allow her to choose how to proceed. If she calls it to attention (heh), make an attempt to cover it with one hand and apologize, explaining that you got carried away by her beauty; or perhaps she’ll be content for now to ogle it beneath the water, in which case you should feel free to take in the sights yourself here and there — especially since some of her assets are conveniently exposed to the open air. If she seems enticed, try flexing your pelvic muscles occasionally to make it twitch, and see how she reacts.
No. 959981 ID: 11f77a
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At ease with your nether-half in the water, you blatantly manspread and allow your length to flicker to its fullest. A little close to the surface, in fact. You’ve caught her peeking--and you wouldn’t want to disappoint. “cough--so Yamelle,” you begin as you feign ignorance of the proud thug between your thighs, “I hope you’re comfortable going through this. I would come to this place to relax in the past and it’s something of a relief to share it with somebody--I'd hate for the opposite to happen to you.”

“D-Don’t worry Thadeus!” assures the llamish mother as her attention quickly shifts to your sincere-yet-devious mug. “It’s still a very, very wonderful date. And I’m happy if you’re happy!” The pool stirs and distorts any clear image of either nether-region.

“And there’s nothing bothering you at all~?” you mention, hinting her distraction even as you nonchalantly lay back and flex those pelvic muscles to cause your prick to bob.

“Nothing!” She positively affirms with a smile. And with rosy cheeks she politely looks astray, “Although, I--I see you’re a lot happier than you realize!”
No. 959982 ID: 11f77a
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GASP! What. A. Shock. That was mighty quick for her to break the ice~ The tip of your length has breached like a wandering eye. You immediately press it down with a palm to hide it again, prenting to react bashfully. “My apologies Miss Cecil-Naast! There’s so much to take in this moment! Captivated by your sweetness and beauty, the breeze and the view. Ugh--no excuse can make up for this interruption…”

She’s looking at you in the eyes. “Oh, don’t worry Thadeus! I’m quite used to it, believe me! My male clients can’t help it sometimes, especially once I start kneading and massaging in the most erogenous places~ Not just Chupians, either! And they’re all embarrassed and we get it over with! It’s natural! Really! Some of my long-term customers from the town hall get like that too. It’s no biggie…”

She places a gentle hand upon your shoulder. “It’ll go away, just think of something else for a distraction! Like, hmmm… Uh. Maybe boring stocks and business..?”

Hard to do so anyway when you’re looking at her generous pair of soft breasts. Or when you were banging the secretary the other day. Or was it thinking about banging your secretary the other day?
No. 959986 ID: e2f5cc

"How could I think of something else when you occupy my every thought?"
No. 959989 ID: cdabe3

I mean, you're proud of your body and have nothing to hide, and she's clearly used to seeing males' erections, right?

No reason to hide it, after all~
No. 959996 ID: b1b4f3

Just look at the horizon. Try to relax, listen to the surf and think about fish.

Ask her if anyone's ever asked for an erotic massage.
No. 960009 ID: b07f1c

Stocks and business... think about how her stocks are going up in value and how great it would be doing business with them.

Anyway, I didn't know she offered that kind of service. Should ask her for an advance course hehe. You know, just like it's natural for those people to get erections, it would be natural for you to get an erection from a massage here; it wouldn't be awkward then because your erection would be justified. Also, the massage might help you relax and lose it afterwards.

Another option that I see (I think I like this one a bit more) is for you to agree with her and chat and think about other stuff to get your erection down. But with a twist. While talking about other stuff, you'd actually still be thinking about xxx and secretly trying your best to stay hard. After a while, she'd notice that your hard-on isn't letting off, in which case you'd have to apologize for the unfortunate circumstance and ask her for permission to take care of yourself. Or even for her help with your "problem". After all, you can't put on clothes while it's there.
No. 960020 ID: 322af8

Stop covering yourself. If shes alright with it, then no reason to be as bashful. Just need to keep pretending to be slightly not at ease about the whole thing.
No. 960024 ID: 11f77a
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You ease off the façade as you release your privates; your unapologetic dong is free again to tap the surface of the shallow end of the pool. “My, I never knew you… offer that kind of service~! Even for your villagers!” you tease, “I don’t suppose you could figure out a way to settle this problem.” You’re 'attempting' to look elsewhere but she never escapes your mind—and you’re making sure that erection isn’t letting off anytime soon.

She gasps and tries to defend herself, “Oh, Thadeus! I mean—well—some species I don’t realize have very sensitive areas before it’s too late! L-Like… uh… the underside of a Sajjan’s tail or… uhm… the flank of a Gullusk..! All of them accidental!”

With a chuckle you assure with a hand wave, “No need to worry. I was only pulling your leg. Even if you had a secret I would never let it leave this place~ No doubt with so many people stopping by your spa they’ve asked for something a bit more… amorous?”

“Well, y-yes. A few wanted those… ‘private treatments’ time to time. Hmmhmm. I mean—I would turn them down, of course! I wouldn’t do that to just anyone!

You flex a bit~
No. 960028 ID: e2f5cc

"You wound me! First you lead me on with a wonderful date and even had the kindness to humor me by coming along to this little hideaway... Yet now, now you call me "Just anyone"! Now I see what I am to you, just another man led astray by your effortless beauty!"

I don't think I need to say this, but play up the theatrics for this one. I'm willing bet that she'll love the over the top act.
No. 960029 ID: 891b91

"Oh, of course! Your affection is clearly worth too much to be given away on request. I would think a would-be paramour should have to earn such an exquisite prize -- he should prove himself worthy!"

"But... what if he were to offer to treat you, instead? Not necessarily a 'private treatment', of course, but simply a friendly offer to help soothe those aches and pains you so often cure others of -- to give you relief wherever you need it. After all, I would expect that a cruel irony of your profession is that you only rarely get to enjoy the sort of treatment your clients receive, and I can only imagine that your work leaves your body in need of some tender care of its own."

If she seems intrigued by the idea:

"Why not enjoy being on the receiving end for once, and allow me to help you release your tensions? I fancy myself a rather good masseur, for an amateur -- but I would love the opportunity to learn from a master, if you'd be willing to... evaluate my skill."

This might raise the question of where to get lubrication for a massage, so do you happen to have anything in your pockets that might work? I don't know a lot about your species, but it seems plausible to me that an Eigo who cares about his looks might carry a small bottle of oil to maintain his horns' clean, polished appearance.
No. 960041 ID: 11f77a
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You go with the theatrics (naturally) with the rhythmic mopes of romance. “Now I see what I am to you, ‘just anyone’. Another man led astray by your effortless beauty. Of course, your affection is clearly worth too much to be given away on request.”

“Oooooh stop thaaat~” Yamelle chuckles and playfully swipes a palm to splash your chest. “You’re not just a client, sweetie. Seeing how we’re both already naked, I’d like to think we’re a little past that point!”

An idea peaks in your head, “What if I can treat you instead? Surely the wonderful masseuse needs someone to soothe her aches and pains—places she can’t reach. Someone who seeks relief wherever she needs it. And I’m not shoddy either!”


“Why not be on the receiving end and allow me to help release your tensions? I’ve had my fair share of dates ending with a bit of… touch therapy—so I’m at least a little more than an amateur! And, if you’d be willing, you can evaluate my skill.”

The atmosphere is just right for her not to decline. You bring up the topic of oils. (You don’t think your horn polish would suffice.) But you can always count on Yamelle to have something handy. “Check my purse!" she pipes up, pointing towards your disposed garments, "I usually bring along some oil samples from home. Little things for the hands or face for a day out! Could be enough packets.”

Jackpot. Her purse is only a few steps away. While you retrieve them, you have some power to direct her. How would she present or seat herself before you make your first move? Where to begin?
No. 960042 ID: 0fae41

Lie back and enter maximum relaxation mode. Start from the top down - The head is the most exposed to sunlight!
No. 960044 ID: cdabe3

We’ve gotta do a proper massage; have her lay on her tummy and start at the shoulders, slowly working your way down~
No. 960049 ID: 891b91

She works with her hands, so the parts that are probably in most need of some relief (aside from the more erogenous ones, of course) would be her neck, shoulders, and back. Have her sit in the water, with you sitting on the ledge behind her while you get rubbing.

While I'm not against having her lie down, sitting behind her allows for the possibility that she gets an inadvertent nudge or two from a certain appendage. Completely by accident, of course!
No. 960064 ID: b07f1c

Indeed, the girls that you've brought to the edge with your massages alone number in the dozens, so Yamelle's in for quite a surprise once your hands start working. The sand wouldn't work well with the oil (actually, I'm not sure if the fur would either haha), so it's better to do it the water. She could simply sit or kneel in there, but she could also just stretch out and float on the water. That way you could work both on her back and her front at the same time~

Anyway, her purse, huh? What other emergency situation things could she have put in there?
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