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947489 No. 947489 ID: ca2950

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No. 980568 ID: 6f7a5a

get milk! also snacks!
No. 980571 ID: 15a025

Do you have milk back in your room?
No. 980574 ID: 46f7e4

Going out for milk would require getting changed, which would be a hassle. Or not, just go get some milk as you are, I am sure it will be fine.
No. 980577 ID: 50697f

You definitely should get more info before worrying about weapons! It seems like everything is still functioning enough getting and using a gun would cause more problems than if it solves, but maybe ask Alex if that's not an option.

Get orange juice and put it in the cereal instead. Using water would just be awful.

Also tell us more about Alex and your parents, what sort of work does Dr. Salo do?
No. 980610 ID: 864e49

Joke about milking them here

Just eat it out of the box with your bare hands.
Also again shirt rip check.
No. 980642 ID: ca2950
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I'm going to goad Alex into going out for milk, because I think the cold air and exercise will help clear my head.
I go back to my apartment and check for that sweater, but it's nowhere to be found. My coat is here though.

We go downstairs and it is cold and dark outside and not much activity is going on. It's snowing lightly and everything seems normal for now.
No. 980643 ID: b1b4f3

Alright let's find the store.
No. 980644 ID: 894419

This evening is so incredibly normal, that I cannot imagine this peace being shattered by any manner of disaster, government conspiracy, escaped lab experiment, or other unnatural phenomenon. Lets go get that milk.
No. 980647 ID: 598c94

Make sure you hold Alex's hand tightly and smile at him happily as he escorts you around.
No. 980648 ID: 1e57b1

Let's get that molk.
No. 980701 ID: 6f7a5a

Hold hand
No. 980710 ID: ca2950
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I just noticed there are a lot of fresh footprints stamping around out here. It looks like several people got out of a vehicle, went to the back, then went into the building from the back of the vehicle and drove off.

I guess I'm not crazy after all. I'm also probably not a clone, alternate dimensional copy or robot, not that those were ever really an option.
No. 980713 ID: ca2950
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I don't really know what to do about suspicious snow tracks at the moment, so we continue to the store for now.

>hold hands

I can walk just fine on my own. I don't need to get super clingy for no reason.

Oh look, the store. Now I can focus on shipping shopping.
Is there anything we should get besides milk?
No. 980714 ID: a0dfd2


In hindsight, wouldn't it make sense if someone where to drop off a delivery or help a friend move an item into their dorm?

Not like you weren't attacked by horrible space monsters, mind.
No. 980715 ID: e2f5cc

A bag of candy, plus condoms depending on how serious you were about focusing on shipping.
No. 980716 ID: b1b4f3

See if they have any weapon-like items. Also, medical kits, stuff to make molotovs out of, and snacks.
No. 980717 ID: 6f7a5a

get a slushy! show that you're tough and not a weak child, so tough that you can drink a slush in freezing cold weather and not get a shiver
No. 980719 ID: 5e9c45

No. 980721 ID: 094652

Rather than buy anything that might double as an effective weapon (which will get you flagged by the military), buy conventional stuff that can be used to craft weapon modifications; piano wire, screws, nuts, bolts, a screwdriver, a wrench, and some batteries, along with any servos or RC cars you can find. They'll write it off as a school project.

Also buy 15 balanced breakfasts and a non-toxic jar filled with snacks.
No. 980722 ID: 4f5375

Dehydrated food. Enough to stay isolated for a few days. If possible something with a small amount of fat or oil to not risk diarrhea if consumed for a long period of time. So granola bars and salty meat.
Do you have many water containers in your home? You should fill as many as you can. Buy some bottles just to be safe.
Toilet paper. It's stupid, but you don't want to stay without those for several days.
What do they sell that can be used as an improvised weapon? Lighter fluid? Gasoline? Machete?
Do you need something to block windows and doors? I don't think they sell wood, but they might have nails.
Candles and oil lamps. In case the electricity is cut out.
To help pass the time some reading material, sweets, alcohol and condoms.
No. 980725 ID: 298f1c

Whatever do you mean by that?

>Tracks in the snow
So they are spying on you... Or at leas keeping an eye at you...
No. 980726 ID: 894419

Get some milk, some extra cereal, and disregard all these weirdos telling you to stock up on large quantities of random crap at a corner store.
No. 980729 ID: 864e49

I mean if we're the ones buying condoms then we get to choose ones that are good for us, just hope we get the right size for him else its pullout strats. Or anal.
You know provided they'll even sell you condoms.

Anywho buy a hot water bottle and casually warning the attendant about horrid monsters bursting up from the underground labs.
No. 980730 ID: 8fab7a

Well, if your housing comes under siege by alien critters and/or you have to pack your bags and run, having plenty of drinkables and energy bars would come in handy.

Uh. Hrm. Maybe some lighter fluid or something to help you start fires in a pinch?

Oooh, and a flashlight and battery extender for your phone (remember to charge ASAP).

... though you probably can't go hog wild here. What's your allowance like?
No. 980731 ID: 598c94

Cucumbers, sausages, and bananas.
No. 980813 ID: df76b1

Get some of those Cucumber-Banana sausages. Maybe we can pan fry them at home.

"I guess we won't need any condoms, right?"
No. 980823 ID: b1b4f3

I interpreted it as evidence she was carried into a vehicle from the lab while sleeping like a log, driven here, then carried out of the vehicle and into bed.
No. 981023 ID: ca2950
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Alex goes to the back of the store for milk and I go looking for snacks.

>explosives, weapons, heavy hardware

They have overpriced snack food and lamp-warmed meat products. Anti-freeze and wiper fluid. Those little air fresheners for the rear view mirror. I doubt there's much of value for survival situations here other than chemically preserved garbage food.


I have more important things to think about than getting lewd with Alex. I'll just chalk up the fact that I'm even thinking about it to some kind of post-traumatic stress or anxiety about recent events. I should be more concerned about getting penetrated by pointy monsters than by Ale- YOU KNOW WHAT? This jerky is obscenely expensive for such a small package. I want a big packa- A LARGER BAG. AGH! SHUT UP!
No. 981024 ID: cdabe3

get the condoms you coward

No. 981025 ID: 094652

... Where are the tampons?
But yes get condoms / tampons if you're out of condoms / tampons. Your parents
Well do you want a younger sibling?

Is this the only nearby convenience store? Where's the supermarket?

Get a single large bag of snacks. And a tiny carton of milk.
No. 981027 ID: 052425

Don't make a decision you'll regret later! Move away from the condoms!

Buy booze instead. Everything is better with booze.
No. 981029 ID: 864e49

It's better to have it and not need it then need it and not have it.
Seriously the latex could come in handy if we ever come across any bio-hazards.

And with how small you are I'm sure Alex's massive dick counts as a hazard.
No. 981033 ID: b1b4f3

Buy snax.
No. 981035 ID: 598c94

Get some hair sprays and lighters. Hand sanitizer also burns well. Pepper spray, air horn, smoke bombs (or some other pyrotechnics / prank stuff), flares...
No. 981043 ID: 3bde1f

m o u n t a i n s o f c o n d o m s
No. 981049 ID: 5b0071

Anything there beneficial to your mental manipulation abilities? You got tired real fast the last time you used them. Maybe an energy shot?
No. 981051 ID: e2f5cc

At this point grabbing condoms is probably a good idea in case you do end up banging alex, no matter if you plan to or not. Acquiring gregnancy is ill advised in a possible situation like this.
No. 981052 ID: bb78f2

Ok, I think I understand a way we can buy condoms and save face doing it.

Buy TINY condoms, reverse pickpocket some into Alex's pockets, during our rescue attempt we try and hook Alex up with Alma, when boning time comes BOOM Surprise Tiny Dick joke at Alex's expense.

Lets face it Keimi that's way more in character for you anyway.

In the meantime lets buy a gun. This is an American 7-11 in a military base right? Probably no waiting period, grab it with a shitty hot dog.
No. 981061 ID: 655513

You like Alex, don't you, Keimi?It's ok, we won't judge. Take some condoms, you never know when you will need them.

> jerky
Don't they have something cheaper?
No. 981072 ID: f92028

Many parasites influence the behaviour of their hosts in order to spread themselves to new hosts. Many germs irritate the nose and throat to provoke coughing and sneezing. Rabies causes extreme aggression, hostility, and violence. Studies suggest that some parasites cause rodents to become trusting of their feline predators...
You believe that you have recently been exposed to life-forms that are completely alien to you.
You further believe that there is an unstable outbreak of hostile life-forms that could break free and attack you at any moment. You are completely unaware of your family's status, and are actively being prevented from investigating the matter. These seem like worthy priorities.
As a worldly woman of science and pragmatic survivor, are you going to trust that an unprecedented overstimulation of your reproductive urges is entirely due to precedented factors? Stimulating some rather distinctive organs seems far simpler than what rabies manages. Quarantining yourself and seeking medical assistance seems prudent in these circumstances.
No. 981081 ID: fd5772

Please ignore horny thinking, and acquire minor survival tools in case what you saw was real and it spreads beyond the lab. There's got to be at least a couple of convenience items that could be helpful

-some batteries/a portable charger in case your phone runs out of power

I think a convenience store might have those.

When I can't sleep, sometimes I'll drink some caffeine beverage to make sure I stay up and fall sound asleep the next time I rest. Also useful for reseting a sleep schedule. Get some soda or coffee or energy drinks for you two, then go back and watch something less stupid than that action movie.
No. 981082 ID: e51896

What is Alex looking out the window at?
No. 981123 ID: ca2950
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I get some jerky and a lighter, now I'm ready for any disaster situation. Alex gets a bag of milk and we're ready for cereal.

>Please ignore horny thinking

Oh yeah? I grab him by the hand, right out in the street.
But seriously, even if I wanted to get overly horny for no reason, I'm too tired to actually do it.

>Alien brain parasites are affecting your behavior

Would a shady government organization throw me back out into the general population if I was infected with some kind of brainworms? Maybe, but I'm going to assume that I'm not in a sealed cell right now, so it's probably fine.

>get something to restore MP

Energy drinks from a convenience store are not going to do anything appreciable, and taste pretty nasty.

I've got flashlights and protective gloves at home. No reason to buy condoms on the flimsy and sort of ridiculous pretense that I'll need them to handle gross alien stuff.

"Are you okay?" he says.

"Just tired," I reply.
No. 981124 ID: e51896

Dumb question, I'm kind of confused as to what time it is right now, is it morning, or night? I thought it was morning since it looked like the sun was rising when you woke up and you spent the night running from bugs until you fell asleep, but when you went to get milk for cereal, it looked like it was night again since it is dark? Did you spend the entire day at Alex's place?
No. 981125 ID: 864e49

ib4 the condoms would've actually been important later somehow.
No. 981127 ID: 997891

>>981125 probably gonna need them to carry purple ruby quest acid later.

Go back to Alex's place devour jerky, chase it down with soggy cereal, and pass out on his couch.
No. 981129 ID: 655513

>"Are you okay?" he says.

>"Just tired," I reply.

What about you, Alex. How are you doing?
No. 981130 ID: 598c94

Damn Keimi, right out in the street like that, what if someone sees!
Another one of Gnoll's quests to get a NSFW rating D:

Anyway, are you sure there weren't any assault rifles for sale in that convenience store? This is America, isn't it?

Before you pass out, tell Alex that you wanted to suck his dick.

Hmm. If you don't feel like passing out, then I suppose you can just walk back quietly like a good girl that you are.
No. 981134 ID: bb78f2

Well, did didn't buy a 7-11 gun like I asked, so we should probably go home and see if your Mom has snub nose laying around or something. We need some real protection in case the base is flooded with those creatures.

We need to get an aluminum bat or a pipe for smashing, perhaps a steak knife and a pool cue for an improvised spear. We ESPEICALLY need a sharp spear to pierce carapace at a distance and a blunt weapon for close engagements where you can't even pierce the carapace.

A hammer is fine too, I would suggest equipping a sledgehammer on Alex though. YOU need a spear, bat, and tiny gun though.
No. 981135 ID: df76b1

No. 981186 ID: dbd72b

You now have ready access to FIRE, the fundamental force for CIVILIZATION! Congratz.
(also overpriced jerky)
Celebrate by eating cereal with Boy who is also Friend. Watch movies with him and tell him he has terrible taste. Enjoy the little things for a bit.
No. 981206 ID: 7c00d8

>Would a shady government organization throw me back out into the general population if I was infected with some kind of brainworms? Maybe
It wouldn't be the first time shady government agencies had experimented upon their own citizens. It is much more practical than trying to hide a secret monster farm under a university. Monsters are about the most difficult secret project to keep hidden, and students are about the hardest group to keep a secret around. We are well past the "unleashing patient zero on the general public" threshold. Assuming that it isn't just your mother pulling strings to have you smuggled through quarantine when people started talking about vivisections.

And it probably isn't Brainworms. They want to propagate, and it isn't your brain that they are trying to smear all over some unfortunate host-species. They also didn't look much like worms. You don't have brainworms, you have junkscrotes.
No. 981251 ID: ca2950
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After getting back to the building, we are equipped to eat cereal. Afterward, I'm just going to pass out, and I'm going to keep being aggressively clingy to Alex while I do it, because I want to, not because I'm horny.

"What are you doing?" he asks when I climb on top of him.

"Being horny. Are you seduced by my wiles?"

"I'm alright for now."

"But if you resist me, how can I implant parasitic alien eggs in you?"

He shuffles a bit. "Is that a thing?"

"I doubt it."

>what time it is right now

I think it's about 0700, but the sun doesn't come up until the afternoon at this time of year and classes are cancelled, so time is but an illusion at this point.

>there weren't any assault rifles for sale in that convenience store?

Not typically. Alex probably has some. His dad is in the military.

>bats, spears, pipes

"Hey, Alex."
"You have stuff to fight alien monster beasts?"
"Mm... Probably."
"'Kay. "

>before you pass out, tell Alex that you wanted to suck his dick

That's too lewd. I have dedicated to being cute and cute can't be that lewd. I'm already at the peak of lewdness I can bring myself to accomplish.

"Can I go to bed now? My neck is getting stiff," Alex says, starting to shift restlessly.
No. 981252 ID: 1d5ff4

Offer to massage his neck
No. 981255 ID: af672f

Oh for god's sake, you're an intelligent girl, you should know better than to get horny before fighting monsters, that's a guaranteed way to get your love interest killed.

Go to bed!
No. 981256 ID: 491843

Kay, go to bed. I give you a shout if something happens. Rest well.
No. 981258 ID: b1b4f3

Yeah he basically told you no, so I guess it's just time to finish the sleep you got a headstart on in the lab.
No. 981268 ID: 894419

don't respond to him, just pass out.
No. 981284 ID: 864e49

"What if I offer to suck your dick on the condition that you don't move?"
When he says no roll off him onto the floor and just fall asleep there.
No. 981290 ID: 19da02

falling asleep without responding is the correct answer.
No. 981308 ID: 82d457

Tell him that you're afraid and want to sleep in his bed tonight.
No. 981312 ID: 6f7a5a

he has ignored all you obvious flirting and romantic attempts
he even dodged the question when you asked if her thought you were attractive

might as well give up, he's clearly not into you at all.
his loss, stay on the look out for a guy who can appreciate the shortness
No. 981321 ID: ca2950
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>tell him you don't want to be alone
>fall asleep on him

"Fine, be a pain," he sighs and picks me up when he gets up.
He can just throw me around like a sack of perutoes, this isn't fair!
I wiggle into the bed and can here him shuffling around, then he gets into bed, too.

"You can stay, as long as you don't mind that I sleep naked."

"What? Are you actually naked!?"

"Maybe~," he says.

"What do you mean maybe?"


No. 981322 ID: 7c00d8

No. 981323 ID: b1b4f3

Clearly you need to look and find out.
No. 981325 ID: 4f5375

Ask if the stuff to fight monsters with is near the bed. If it is fall sleep, if it isn't demand the correction of this mistake.
No. 981327 ID: bb78f2

Oh hey your psychic right will you share dreams with him?
No. 981329 ID: 2aa5f0

quick, hide beneath the covers. that will protect you.
No. 981331 ID: 82d457

Then you should sleep naked too. That way you'll be even. And it won't be awkward.
No. 981332 ID: a93a50

Hide in the covers and sleep. Keep clothing on, in case you need to run out suddenly.
No. 981334 ID: 491843

Fuck it, doble down and get naked too.
No. 981339 ID: 4c882c

compromise, tactical panties and nothing else.
No. 981340 ID: 3994a2

Clearly this is an opportune time to politely excuse yourself and get some shuteye in the comfort of your own bed!
No. 981343 ID: cdabe3

Yes do this, assert dominance
No. 981375 ID: 144984

Ignore the other voices, this is no time for some hanky panky shenanigans. There are monsters afoot, be on your guard! Not that you shouldn't get some rest while you can, but try not to go to sleep.
No. 981379 ID: 9c1ef3

No. 981380 ID: 0fae41

Not sleeping in plate mail sounds like a terrible idea right now!
Put some pants on him.
No. 981415 ID: 4a0869

Ignore these maniacs and sleep before exhaustion begins to severely impact your reasoning. You must be well rested before the apocalypse
No. 981416 ID: 864e49

See told you, condoms.
No. 981423 ID: 5b0071

Call his bluff.
Poke his hip.
No. 981437 ID: fd5772

keep your clothes on and hug his arm. If he doesn't pull away, cuddle some more. I'm sure tonight will be just fine, so get some rest . . .
No. 981438 ID: dbd72b

He's totally bluffing
No. 981443 ID: ca2950
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>call his bluff
>get naked

I'm not letting him win. A little bit of squirming and I'm free of my sweater and such.

"You're right. This is way better," I say, getting comfortable. "and try not to poke me too much. Good night."

"Yeah, good night."

I'll worry about weird monsters and secret labs and all that later. There's no signs that it went beyond inside the facility at the moment, so I'm going to try to rest now that I can.
No. 981444 ID: e51896

start dreaming

or wake up back in the bug infested facility
No. 981445 ID: ff1738

Wow, you guys are really swinging for the fences, aren't you?
No. 981446 ID: 330ebe

Lol this is how you get raped.
No. 981447 ID: 82d457

Alex really is a chill guy. I commend him for his gallantry huehue

No. 981448 ID: 93d2dd

Your misfortunes are the karmic consequence of your attempts to put innocent men in jail.
No. 981449 ID: b1b4f3

She's an adult.
No. 981452 ID: 491843

He asked for it. He clearly wanted to make it akward. So we just had to naturalized it and turn it against him.
No. 981465 ID: 894419

Sleep well!
No. 981516 ID: 7c00d8

Wake up to find that this was all a dream, and that you are actually curled around Alma instead of Alex(who was probably a fictional character from a horror movie you stayed up way too late watching when you were way too young), and that you mother just walked into your room with a squad of armed guards.
No. 981531 ID: ca2950
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After getting some sleep, I feel better for the first time since this whole mess started and I have free time, now that classes are all cancelled by that cover story they sent out.

I don't know what I can really do, though. Maybe it's just part of living in a settlement around an extremely remote and secretive government research facility?

I do kind of want to know what's going on.

>Alex really is a chill guy. I commend him for his gallantry

I know I can trust him to get naked and rub directly against him, knowing he's not going to do anything crazy.
Not that I do this all the time. Being nearly killed by weird alien monster things while extremely tired might make a person do things they usually wouldn't. The close physical contact is psychologically beneficial and having a big guy that can wack spooky aliens with a hjaaki stick nearby makes me sleep better, okay?
No. 981533 ID: 10b5c5

>The close physical contact ... makes me sleep better
Of course. That's why you should go look for Alex.

Oh boy, look at the time. Is it time for a mandatory shower scene now?
No. 981534 ID: 43f289

Might as well stay naked for awhile, it isnt like you're going anywhere anytime soon.

Is Alex under the blankets, or is that your legs? Regardless, lets find Alex
No. 981546 ID: 7c00d8

Get dressed. You don't want to fight monsters while naked. Monster slime + fur = sadface.
No. 981632 ID: 15a025

Get dressed, have some breakfast.
No. 981772 ID: e5fea3

Consume Waffles.
No. 981796 ID: 8fab7a

Get food and clothes, not necessarily in that order. See where bestest friend went - my guess he bailed and went couch-sleeping + cold shower. Oooh. Shower sounds nice, too.

>Find out what's going on.
Well, what angles do you have to investigate?

Call parents.
Call Alvar Shaw.
Call Alma.
Call hijinks and break back into the lab.

Do you know anybody else associated with the labs' inner workings that you could inteIf you do not know the number of Alvar or Alma, maybe you can find out. Perhaps there's someone else you can interrogate in a friendly and non-suspicious manner about the inner workings of the labs and their current project?
No. 981897 ID: 9f00f4

Do you have the means to find any groups or individuals that are into things like survival preparation, SHTF preparation, urban exploration, parkour and other urban mobility sports, or hacker culture (including things like lockpicking and defeating security systems)?
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