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935377 No. 935377 ID: 395c02

The events of this episode take place between Dragon Romance threads 8 and 9.

This quest is NSFW.
386 posts omitted. Last 100 shown. Expand all images
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No. 946687 ID: 6f700f
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946687

The only way forward is up!
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No. 946688 ID: 6f700f
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946688

Hah!

...What? He vanished!?

Wait-- this familiar scent... INVISIBILITY MAGIC!

This isn't remotely chivalrous!
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No. 946689 ID: 6f700f
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946689

Which technically means I'm winning.

"Not much honor in hiding!" I shout, deciding to just drop the U gimmick since that word's probably going to be coming up a lot in this segment.

"The real honour is in victory!" I hear from someone obviously catering to the other half of our audience.

I clear my mind. Find where his scent is the strongest...
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No. 946690 ID: 6f700f
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946690

...And strike!

"Guh! The first hit is yours, sir knight," The Saintly Duke says.

"I appreciate the grace you show in defeat!" I reply with my knightly voice.

"And I appreciate how much this hurts right now!"

"I didn't know you were into that!"

"I'm into a lot of things!"

"Me too!"

"Yes!"

"Quite!"
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No. 946691 ID: 6f700f
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946691

"And a true knight shares the pain!" says the Duke Duke.

Gngh--!

"..."

Ice magic too!? I thought only Ceri had two schools of magic! ...Or... wait. I need to remember to remind myself what the lore around that is later.

Agh... There's no wound, but it still hurts. It shouldn't be hurting, should it?

"Madam Eezeryh!" I shout. "Something's gone wrong! We still feel pain!"

....

No response...?
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No. 946692 ID: 6f700f
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946692

"HELLO!"

OH NO MISS SIPHON IS HUGE INSTEAD OF BEING SMALL SHE COULD CRUSH ME WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT AND I'M HELPLESS AND SMALL OH GODS DON'T STEP ON ME SIPHON I'M TOO CHIVALROUS FOR THIS-- wait that's Ceri's gimmick. Wait-- She mentioned this once! A version of Siphon that lived inside a computer, or something? Is this what she meant?

"EEZERYH IS BUSY PLAYING SO I'LL BE YOUR JUDGE FOR HER!"

"Judge? I figured we'd just fight until one of us submitted..."

"THAT'S NOT VERY CHIVALROUS!"

Hmm. I guess she has a point.

"SHOW ME YOUR MOST CHIVALROUS ATTACK~"

Uh, I've never actually like, ranked my techniques based on how knightly they were. Except for Jump. Jump is real fuckin' knightly.

Maybe it's less about the attack itself and more about what I name it?


What attack should I use?

-A: The 'Hold a door open for a lady'
-B: The 'Tip my hat and say 'milady'
-C: The 'No really! You can have some of my fries!'
-D: The 'I will tame the dragoness but not in the bad way I mean more in the good way where we just love each other'
-E: The 'Cover a puddle with my shirt so my lady doesn't get her feet wet'
-F: Chivalry is an outdated concept and we should just talk it out like two grown adults haha what?

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No. 946693 ID: 0fae41

B. In this moment, we are euphoric.
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No. 946696 ID: 2df440

C fries for milady
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No. 946697 ID: 8d23f0

>>946692
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ITS SIPHON play to the judge by doing https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/55/55/f85555f3fb46f823a4adb95718ce8a43.jpg and then kissing (I guess skif is the only person with a body here so him) on the neck and saying B
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No. 946698 ID: 2dbe9a

D! For Dragon Dknight.

Though, I dunno, could you pull off the "Almost die in the bloodied fields of France clutching my lady's token to my steel-plated chest as an enemy peasant soldier prepares to stab through the visor of my helmet before he gets shot with an arrow through his own eye then retire to my castle to struggle through battle fatigue until my own children use my enfeebled mind as an excuse to usurp me"?
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No. 946699 ID: b1b4f3

>>946692
A. Courteous and not excessive.
Most "chivalrous" actions are cheesy and outdated unfortunately but you can still adhere to the core theme of self-sacrifice. Holding a door open is very minor but you're still doing something so that your partner doesn't have to.
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No. 946700 ID: 2df440

>>946697
oh geez can i change my vote?! skif should do this to dook! it'll be so chivalrous!
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No. 946709 ID: 28a035

>>946692
C, d
Have you considered that the most chivlrous thing you could do is concede?
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No. 946711 ID: 8d4593

>>946697
I TOO SUPPORT AND EAGERLY AWAIT THIS MOST CHIVALROUS ASSAULT
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No. 946712 ID: 9c293c

A, D
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No. 946724 ID: 370ef3

F
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No. 946726 ID: 094652

F - "Chivalry is the art of apology in denial! I TOTALLY PRETEND I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS!!!" Followed by nut smoothie.
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No. 946738 ID: 943a97

>>946692
G, sweep off feet and kiss Duke.
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No. 946750 ID: dbdf9e

>>946692

Gotta side with the >>946697 and say sweep Duke off his feet~
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No. 946752 ID: b0452a

D
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No. 946763 ID: 7fb87a

>>946692
D
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No. 946764 ID: adb0d6

D, A
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No. 946777 ID: 19fdd8

>>946692
D, with Duke acting as your dragoness.
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No. 946787 ID: eeb7d9

>>946698
>D! For Dragon Dknight.
Wait, that is not how you spell Knight.
But i like the D anyways.
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No. 947179 ID: 30b39a
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947179

"The sacred duty of a Dragon Knight is to love and protect their draconic companion, be it through good times or bad. But uh since Ceri isn't here this attack requires a stand-in. And I choose..."
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No. 947180 ID: 30b39a
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947180

:skiftalk_grin: "The duke of dooks himself! You shall be my 'dragon'!"

:saintduketalk_shocked: "what"

:skiftalk_pokermon: "Your warmth is my real test, your happiness is my cause!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "i was not aware dragon knights partook in outdated references"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Yes well, it sells well among middle-aged dads. seriously ceri's father laughed for an hour and forgot to kill me for kissing her that one time."

:saintduketalk_shocked: "uh... ok"

:skiftalk_neutral:"And now-- is digital siphon watching?"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "I SEE ALL! YES THAT MEANS YOU TOO EEZERYH KEEP GOING~"

:skiftalk_grin: "Well then! Saint duke of dooks! We've shown each other chivalry in its multiple forms! But there is one form left unseen, the most chivalrous of them all!"
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No. 947181 ID: 30b39a
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947181

"The chivalry of love."
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No. 947182 ID: 30b39a
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947182

*Crackle!*

:skiftalk_shocked: "Did you-- did you just try to stab me in the head?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "Y-you caught me off guard!"

:skiftalk_shocked: " But... metal helmet."

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-I must apologize, Sir Skif, but I'm not into guys!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "...You're not?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "And perhaps I panicked slightly!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "Wait, so you only like girls? As in only beans, not sossig?"

miss Tempest taught me that phrase!

:saintduketalk_blushu: "That is correct, good sir! There may be others who also have a preference in their choice of um, 'food'!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "People who don't want both..."
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No. 947183 ID: 30b39a
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947183

"Is this shit being ghost-written or something?"
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No. 947184 ID: 30b39a
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947184

Saint Dook bows. "Since I am unable to reciprocate, I must concede this match!"

"No, I was the one who made the move. How about we call it a draw for now?"

"Ah! The most chivarious play of all!"

"Certainly the most Ceri play." She acts like she's constantly getting ties or something.

Duke stands erec-- right, right, shouldn't be lewd with this one.

He comes to attention damn it!

He stops being bent o--

Saint Duke says the next line of dialog: "Then it's settled! ...Now what?"

"It's a bit early to end our segment, isn't it?"

"A true knight knows not to pad things out! ...But yeah this is probably a bit soon," Saint Duke admits.

"Then let's call a truce and... I dunno, hang out?"

"Sir Skif, do you intend for us to be friends?"

"One step at a time."

"Agreed. But also agreed. Anything in particular you want to do?"


Hmm...

-A: Live out our fantasies in this... virtual... real life machine. But what fantasies?
-B: See what Eezeryh is up to. She's okay, right?
-C: VIDEO GAMES
-D: Visit Ceri! We can't just end on a tie, right?
-E: Visit Kharadra's store! Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod. Nod.
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No. 947185 ID: 19fdd8

>>947184
Find someone sufficiently nerdy to help you create and name moves. Your current arsenals are lacking.
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No. 947186 ID: 0fae41

A, and it's one you've lived out in real life before: giant Ceri. But this is a combat simulation room, of course, so combat must be involved somehow!
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No. 947187 ID: 19fdd8

>>947185
Maybe Skif's dad? He seems the type.
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No. 947188 ID: e7c7d3

A and C.

Come on, you two can play inside your favourite videogame! Start up a co-op shooter or RPG or something.
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No. 947189 ID: 094652

> "Is this shit being ghost-written or something?"
Yes. Yes it is.

> What do
E
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No. 947196 ID: eeb7d9

>not into guys
I should have seen that coming.

Obviously C. No better way to bound than with video games.
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No. 947200 ID: 3fd119

>>947185
I feel like B definitely names her moves and poses.

As a secondary option, we could stay here A and get Digital Siphon to pilot a digital Ceri...
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No. 947207 ID: 8d23f0

>>947184
E. but look in the b room for a panal chivilry demands you make sure all ladies are safe and not being tortured by some michivious dooky computer.
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No. 947208 ID: d509ce

E
try not to think of referencing a past slinko quest
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No. 947209 ID: b1b4f3

>>947184
C,a.
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No. 947217 ID: 7fb87a

>>947184
B. Its a little suspicious that she just wandered off like that. Whatever happened must be realll important
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No. 947245 ID: 92dde2

A, but the fantasy to live is one that will also be training because you need to become Stronk so you can gain glory and renown so that your mother will no longer think your dragon girlfriend is going to cause you problems.
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No. 947248 ID: a9af05

>>947184
C

It is obviously the only correct choice here.
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No. 947249 ID: 9c293c

c
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No. 947259 ID: 83bf07

>>947184
A, e
We're going to try the ultimate male fantasy; co-op games without waiting for someone to come online.

Alternatively, you can visit Dook's boss. You know, to check up on her.
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No. 947281 ID: 91ee5f

>>947184
C

You and Saint Dook can go to the arcade and play those games there. Just don’t play that dancing game, that’s a special game for you and Ceri only.
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No. 947318 ID: 4e63f7

>>947184
B, E

A straight guy? In a porn quest? What is this madness?!
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No. 947324 ID: 8d4593

B, a
The EEZ is surely up to something simultaneously amazing and absurd, as always.
Go check it out.
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No. 947393 ID: 2202fb

A.
Jesus Christ, you guys are in a virtual combat sim and you wont try having a real honest to god knightly duel? With plate armo(u)r and weapons and stuff? This is your one chance to try it without real consequences!
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No. 947544 ID: 7912cd

>>947393
The best part about knightly duels is when the knights mutually realize they aren’t getting through each other’s plate, so they grab their swords by the blade and bludgeon each other to a bloody pulp with the hilt.

That part is fun. Let’s do it.
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No. 947651 ID: 30b39a
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947651

I place a hand on Duke's shoulder, causing him to flinch slightly. "My man, Miss Eezeryh said this place could be anything we wanted."

"O-oh?"

"We could live out any fantasy, any scenario our minds can come up with."

"JUST ONE? TRY A BUNCH AND SEE WHAT YOU LIKE~"

Tempting! But I should be mindful of overwhelming my chrival with more outlandish thoughts like enjoying both beans and sossig (sossiges?).

I turn to Digital Siphon. "Here, I'll give a couple of examples. Miss Siphon!"

"HI! I'M DIGITAL!"

"Make the art style look different!"

"DONE! IT TOOK NEGATIVE 20 SECONDS!"

"N...negative?"

"I DID IT WHILE YOU AND CUTE DUKE WERE TALKING FOR FUN~"

"Oh. Um. Well then! Let's try..."
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No. 947652 ID: 30b39a
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947652

"A knightly duel!"

"This armor is really heavy, Sir Skif!"

"Hmm~ You get used to it. Especially if you wear it to bed and try to figure out how you and your dragon queen will enjoy each others' company while still wearing it."

"...Uh..."

"There's a flap you can lift."

"I see! That's good information to have!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "I'm not sure you would have much use for this information, good sir!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "Nonetheless it's good to know on the extremely high chance it does come up!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "Quite! I intend to put this knowledge to the test soon!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "My friend, you assume the audience would ever vote for such a thing!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "That's true! They almost never vote for sex!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "If we're in agreement why are we still doing this?"

:skiftalk_chrival: "True Chrivals don't let agreeing on things get in the way of a good standoff!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "But it kind of hurts holding this face!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Good point. Next example fantasy!"
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No. 947653 ID: 30b39a
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947653

:ceritalk_blushu: "I'm big and also horny!?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-it's like this morning...!"

:ceritalk_happy: "I love sex! Give me all the sex!"

:skiftalk_happy: "Wow, the personality's spot-on!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "IT'S BASED ON ALL THE INTERACTIONS SHE'S HAD WITH SIPHON!"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I'm not sure I'd know what to do with so much of Miss Ceri...!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "And we're not limited to sexy stuff!"
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No. 947654 ID: 30b39a
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947654

:skiftalk_happy: "Any video game could become our reality!"

:saintduketalk_smile: "Wow, I feel like I'm really Jump, Man!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "I CAN MOVE THE WORLD SO YOU CAN JUMP SUPER HIGH~"

:skiftalk_happy: "There's so many options it's hard to cut it down to a simple vote!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "But freeform would be an absolute mess so that's what we're gonna do."

:saintduketalk_shocked: "What?"


:digitalsiphon_happy: "CHOOSE YOUR FANTASY~!" -A: BIG CERI! -B: KNIGHT FANTASY! AS ACTUAL KNIGHTS IN OLDEN TIMES! SO MUCH LORE! -C: SEDUCTION PROTOCOL! THIS IS FANTASY, SO YOU CAN EVEN SEDUCE MOMS! SUB VOTE LOADED! X: MYRA Y: ADELE (SKIF'S MOM) Z: KHARADRA -D: VIDEO GAME: SIBLING SMASH 2! -E: VIDEO GAME: GLOOM! A FIRST PERSON SHOOTING GAME FROM THE ARCADE! -F: AN ODDLY FAMILIAR ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

An oddly familiar alternate--? Ah, like a story from a comic, only more interactive! If only we had an archive of such stories to choose from...
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No. 947655 ID: 9c293c

Sexy things are cool

But VR games though. Can't miss out on that! D, E
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No. 947656 ID: 3121a1

D, E
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No. 947658 ID: cdabe3

C, Y for extra naughtiness ;3
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No. 947659 ID: 758ff3

Be the Smash Siblings.

...Hey you should see what alternate universe that one neumono in the mall's from. F
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No. 947660 ID: e7c7d3

C, E

Either you're seducing things or shooting things. No in-between!
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No. 947661 ID: be1deb

Deeee also E
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No. 947664 ID: 0fae41

A/a with a side of A.
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No. 947666 ID: 49ac70

Y
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No. 947667 ID: 00d042

E, B.

Knightly combat is cool, but let’s see you take chivalry into a tactical situation!
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No. 947671 ID: 4ef273

A, all of the A!
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No. 947672 ID: 0fb3be

D
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No. 947673 ID: de56c3

A+D
Beat Big Ceri at Sibling Smash 2. The ultimate fantasy!
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No. 947675 ID: 1a89d4

C-y, a

We'll show them who doesn't vote for sex often!
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No. 947676 ID: 7dcd1e

C, Y for max shenanigans!
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No. 947677 ID: 91ee5f

>>947653
>"I-it's like this morning...!"
Are you blind?! This is nothing like this morning! Why does this pretend giant Ceri have her boobs covered?! She’s not supposed to be able to wear anything at that size! This pretend giant Ceri is all wrong! Uncover her boobs!

>>947654
Primary A: BIG CERI!

Secondary D: VIDEO GAME: SIBLING SMASH 2!

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No. 947680 ID: 76349d

Wait, lore?
B, then Cz
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No. 947685 ID: 9b2d3c

A - You need the practice for later!

B - Lore is cool!
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No. 947687 ID: 83bf07

>>947654
F: This is A Story, c:z

Hell yeah let's face a demoness.
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No. 947688 ID: 736b7e

A, c, z
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No. 947689 ID: 824a3f

C, but you can't just give them both one between them! Have Duke ask for Y: Adele and that will probably not be something Skif wants to witness so have him ask for Z: Kharadra so he can bury his head in the sand. Sand in this case being a metaphor for boobs.

Secondary vote B. Though C with a knightly setting would be a nice combo!
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No. 947698 ID: 88a935

D, or see an alternate universe of one of the Smash Siblings.
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No. 947699 ID: 3a3c64

>>947654
F

Ow.

Skif is in a lot of pain.

He was halfway across the desert when he suddenly found his face full of sand. He was en route to the Lian homeland to gather intelligence for Tezakia's war...
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No. 947701 ID: c5ed47

D or >>947699
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No. 947703 ID: 8d23f0

>>947654
C Y. I would rather have a funny Skif moment and save kharadra's quest innocence since thats a running trope.
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No. 947704 ID: b24158

D, E
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No. 947705 ID: 33056f

A, c(z). Dream big.
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No. 947708 ID: 864e49

C: X for Skif, Z for Duke. Then switch?
or
A double team!
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No. 947709 ID: 61b5e1

Y
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No. 947712 ID: dec1bb

Get to SMASHIN' or SHOOTIN'
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No. 947713 ID: 4854ef

C, Y!
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No. 947716 ID: b299a5

D or A big girl.
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No. 947717 ID: 8d4593

C,x YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! IT COULD BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE!
A would also be interesting.
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No. 947719 ID: ad51b8

Cx

a
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No. 947721 ID: b1b4f3

I feel like there are ethical issues with using the holodeck to have sex with people you know. Also it'd probably feel weird because the personality emulation is inaccurate.
In the interest of brevity,
D,e.
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No. 947722 ID: a4b459

C-Y, A for secondary
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No. 947727 ID: 32b5ec

>>947654
C (w/ X), E
HOT
MOM
ACTION!

And you know she'll be more than capable at handling the both of you.

With a touch of dragon magic, I bet either of you could turn Ceri a hot mom some day :wink:
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No. 947728 ID: 8c5b6e

ohhhhhh, fuck yes, C!!! i dont care which!!
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No. 947729 ID: eeb7d9

A AND C, THIS IS NOT EVEN A QUESTION, THIS IS WHAT MUST BE DONE! KNIGHTS AND DRAGONS, LIKE JAM AND BUTTER!
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No. 947752 ID: 094652

EA - Now with 30% less microtransactions!

Fight a giant Ceridwen, part by part! And enhance jiggle physics.
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No. 947768 ID: ea3422

primary A, secondary F

big big big big
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No. 947773 ID: a9af05

>>947654
>MYRA Y: ADELE (SKIF'S MOM) Z: KHARADRA
Wait a minute. If these will be based on Siphon's interactions, then when the hell did she interact with Adele?

>What do?
D , E
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No. 947798 ID: 83bf07

>>947687
Adjusting secondary vote to A
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No. 947808 ID: 80d19e

C, y For max awkward lewd shenanigans

B for some "normal" fun
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No. 947865 ID: e5e15e

C, Y
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No. 947892 ID: 4b08a5

>>947654
>>947699
F
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No. 948749 ID: 2202fb

>>947654
B f

Nobody seems to want to do a legit knightly duel but you know what? I wont let that stop me from voting for it!
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