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935377 No. 935377 ID: 395c02

The events of this episode take place between Dragon Romance threads 8 and 9.

This quest is NSFW.
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No. 947207 ID: 8d23f0

>>947184
E. but look in the b room for a panal chivilry demands you make sure all ladies are safe and not being tortured by some michivious dooky computer.
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No. 947208 ID: d509ce

E
try not to think of referencing a past slinko quest
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No. 947209 ID: b1b4f3

>>947184
C,a.
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No. 947217 ID: 7fb87a

>>947184
B. Its a little suspicious that she just wandered off like that. Whatever happened must be realll important
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No. 947245 ID: 92dde2

A, but the fantasy to live is one that will also be training because you need to become Stronk so you can gain glory and renown so that your mother will no longer think your dragon girlfriend is going to cause you problems.
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No. 947248 ID: a9af05

>>947184
C

It is obviously the only correct choice here.
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No. 947249 ID: 9c293c

c
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No. 947259 ID: 83bf07

>>947184
A, e
We're going to try the ultimate male fantasy; co-op games without waiting for someone to come online.

Alternatively, you can visit Dook's boss. You know, to check up on her.
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No. 947281 ID: 91ee5f

>>947184
C

You and Saint Dook can go to the arcade and play those games there. Just don’t play that dancing game, that’s a special game for you and Ceri only.
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No. 947318 ID: 4e63f7

>>947184
B, E

A straight guy? In a porn quest? What is this madness?!
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No. 947324 ID: 8d4593

B, a
The EEZ is surely up to something simultaneously amazing and absurd, as always.
Go check it out.
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No. 947393 ID: 2202fb

A.
Jesus Christ, you guys are in a virtual combat sim and you wont try having a real honest to god knightly duel? With plate armo(u)r and weapons and stuff? This is your one chance to try it without real consequences!
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No. 947544 ID: 7912cd

>>947393
The best part about knightly duels is when the knights mutually realize they aren’t getting through each other’s plate, so they grab their swords by the blade and bludgeon each other to a bloody pulp with the hilt.

That part is fun. Let’s do it.
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No. 947651 ID: 30b39a
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947651

I place a hand on Duke's shoulder, causing him to flinch slightly. "My man, Miss Eezeryh said this place could be anything we wanted."

"O-oh?"

"We could live out any fantasy, any scenario our minds can come up with."

"JUST ONE? TRY A BUNCH AND SEE WHAT YOU LIKE~"

Tempting! But I should be mindful of overwhelming my chrival with more outlandish thoughts like enjoying both beans and sossig (sossiges?).

I turn to Digital Siphon. "Here, I'll give a couple of examples. Miss Siphon!"

"HI! I'M DIGITAL!"

"Make the art style look different!"

"DONE! IT TOOK NEGATIVE 20 SECONDS!"

"N...negative?"

"I DID IT WHILE YOU AND CUTE DUKE WERE TALKING FOR FUN~"

"Oh. Um. Well then! Let's try..."
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No. 947652 ID: 30b39a
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947652

"A knightly duel!"

"This armor is really heavy, Sir Skif!"

"Hmm~ You get used to it. Especially if you wear it to bed and try to figure out how you and your dragon queen will enjoy each others' company while still wearing it."

"...Uh..."

"There's a flap you can lift."

"I see! That's good information to have!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "I'm not sure you would have much use for this information, good sir!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "Nonetheless it's good to know on the extremely high chance it does come up!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "Quite! I intend to put this knowledge to the test soon!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "My friend, you assume the audience would ever vote for such a thing!"

:skiftalk_chrival: "That's true! They almost never vote for sex!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "If we're in agreement why are we still doing this?"

:skiftalk_chrival: "True Chrivals don't let agreeing on things get in the way of a good standoff!"

:saintduketalk_chrival: "But it kind of hurts holding this face!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "Good point. Next example fantasy!"
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No. 947653 ID: 30b39a
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947653

:ceritalk_blushu: "I'm big and also horny!?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-it's like this morning...!"

:ceritalk_happy: "I love sex! Give me all the sex!"

:skiftalk_happy: "Wow, the personality's spot-on!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "IT'S BASED ON ALL THE INTERACTIONS SHE'S HAD WITH SIPHON!"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I'm not sure I'd know what to do with so much of Miss Ceri...!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "And we're not limited to sexy stuff!"
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No. 947654 ID: 30b39a
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947654

:skiftalk_happy: "Any video game could become our reality!"

:saintduketalk_smile: "Wow, I feel like I'm really Jump, Man!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "I CAN MOVE THE WORLD SO YOU CAN JUMP SUPER HIGH~"

:skiftalk_happy: "There's so many options it's hard to cut it down to a simple vote!"

:skiftalk_neutral: "But freeform would be an absolute mess so that's what we're gonna do."

:saintduketalk_shocked: "What?"


:digitalsiphon_happy: "CHOOSE YOUR FANTASY~!" -A: BIG CERI! -B: KNIGHT FANTASY! AS ACTUAL KNIGHTS IN OLDEN TIMES! SO MUCH LORE! -C: SEDUCTION PROTOCOL! THIS IS FANTASY, SO YOU CAN EVEN SEDUCE MOMS! SUB VOTE LOADED! X: MYRA Y: ADELE (SKIF'S MOM) Z: KHARADRA -D: VIDEO GAME: SIBLING SMASH 2! -E: VIDEO GAME: GLOOM! A FIRST PERSON SHOOTING GAME FROM THE ARCADE! -F: AN ODDLY FAMILIAR ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

An oddly familiar alternate--? Ah, like a story from a comic, only more interactive! If only we had an archive of such stories to choose from...
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No. 947655 ID: 9c293c

Sexy things are cool

But VR games though. Can't miss out on that! D, E
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No. 947656 ID: 3121a1

D, E
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No. 947658 ID: cdabe3

C, Y for extra naughtiness ;3
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No. 947659 ID: 758ff3

Be the Smash Siblings.

...Hey you should see what alternate universe that one neumono in the mall's from. F
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No. 947660 ID: e7c7d3

C, E

Either you're seducing things or shooting things. No in-between!
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No. 947661 ID: be1deb

Deeee also E
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No. 947664 ID: 0fae41

A/a with a side of A.
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No. 947666 ID: 49ac70

Y
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No. 947667 ID: 00d042

E, B.

Knightly combat is cool, but let’s see you take chivalry into a tactical situation!
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No. 947671 ID: 4ef273

A, all of the A!
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No. 947672 ID: 0fb3be

D
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No. 947673 ID: de56c3

A+D
Beat Big Ceri at Sibling Smash 2. The ultimate fantasy!
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No. 947675 ID: 1a89d4

C-y, a

We'll show them who doesn't vote for sex often!
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No. 947676 ID: 7dcd1e

C, Y for max shenanigans!
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No. 947677 ID: 91ee5f

>>947653
>"I-it's like this morning...!"
Are you blind?! This is nothing like this morning! Why does this pretend giant Ceri have her boobs covered?! She’s not supposed to be able to wear anything at that size! This pretend giant Ceri is all wrong! Uncover her boobs!

>>947654
Primary A: BIG CERI!

Secondary D: VIDEO GAME: SIBLING SMASH 2!

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No. 947680 ID: 76349d

Wait, lore?
B, then Cz
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No. 947685 ID: 9b2d3c

A - You need the practice for later!

B - Lore is cool!
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No. 947687 ID: 83bf07

>>947654
F: This is A Story, c:z

Hell yeah let's face a demoness.
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No. 947688 ID: 736b7e

A, c, z
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No. 947689 ID: 824a3f

C, but you can't just give them both one between them! Have Duke ask for Y: Adele and that will probably not be something Skif wants to witness so have him ask for Z: Kharadra so he can bury his head in the sand. Sand in this case being a metaphor for boobs.

Secondary vote B. Though C with a knightly setting would be a nice combo!
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No. 947698 ID: 88a935

D, or see an alternate universe of one of the Smash Siblings.
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No. 947699 ID: 3a3c64

>>947654
F

Ow.

Skif is in a lot of pain.

He was halfway across the desert when he suddenly found his face full of sand. He was en route to the Lian homeland to gather intelligence for Tezakia's war...
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No. 947701 ID: c5ed47

D or >>947699
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No. 947703 ID: 8d23f0

>>947654
C Y. I would rather have a funny Skif moment and save kharadra's quest innocence since thats a running trope.
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No. 947704 ID: b24158

D, E
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No. 947705 ID: 33056f

A, c(z). Dream big.
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No. 947708 ID: 864e49

C: X for Skif, Z for Duke. Then switch?
or
A double team!
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No. 947709 ID: 61b5e1

Y
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No. 947712 ID: dec1bb

Get to SMASHIN' or SHOOTIN'
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No. 947713 ID: 4854ef

C, Y!
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No. 947716 ID: b299a5

D or A big girl.
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No. 947717 ID: 8d4593

C,x YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! IT COULD BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE!
A would also be interesting.
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No. 947719 ID: ad51b8

Cx

a
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No. 947721 ID: b1b4f3

I feel like there are ethical issues with using the holodeck to have sex with people you know. Also it'd probably feel weird because the personality emulation is inaccurate.
In the interest of brevity,
D,e.
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No. 947722 ID: a4b459

C-Y, A for secondary
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No. 947727 ID: 32b5ec

>>947654
C (w/ X), E
HOT
MOM
ACTION!

And you know she'll be more than capable at handling the both of you.

With a touch of dragon magic, I bet either of you could turn Ceri a hot mom some day :wink:
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No. 947728 ID: 8c5b6e

ohhhhhh, fuck yes, C!!! i dont care which!!
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No. 947729 ID: eeb7d9

A AND C, THIS IS NOT EVEN A QUESTION, THIS IS WHAT MUST BE DONE! KNIGHTS AND DRAGONS, LIKE JAM AND BUTTER!
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No. 947752 ID: 094652

EA - Now with 30% less microtransactions!

Fight a giant Ceridwen, part by part! And enhance jiggle physics.
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No. 947768 ID: ea3422

primary A, secondary F

big big big big
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No. 947773 ID: a9af05

>>947654
>MYRA Y: ADELE (SKIF'S MOM) Z: KHARADRA
Wait a minute. If these will be based on Siphon's interactions, then when the hell did she interact with Adele?

>What do?
D , E
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No. 947798 ID: 83bf07

>>947687
Adjusting secondary vote to A
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No. 947808 ID: 80d19e

C, y For max awkward lewd shenanigans

B for some "normal" fun
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No. 947865 ID: e5e15e

C, Y
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No. 947892 ID: 4b08a5

>>947654
>>947699
F
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No. 948749 ID: 2202fb

>>947654
B f

Nobody seems to want to do a legit knightly duel but you know what? I wont let that stop me from voting for it!
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No. 950598 ID: 30b39a
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950598

:skiftalk_shocked: "Wait was one of those choices my mother!?"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "EVERYONE LOVES ANTAGONISTS THAT ARE ALSO MOMS!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "She's not a bad guy!"

:skiftalk_concerned: "She's just..."

:skiftalk_shocked: "Anyway, we can't just seduce her!"

:digitalsiphon3c: "WHY NOT?"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I'm afraid I must agree with Sir Skif on this one! Seducing someone's close relative like that is..."

:skiftalk_neutral: "...Technically pretty chivalrous, historically."

:digitalsiphon_happy: "THEN WE ALL AGREE! TIME TO PLAY WITH HOT MOMS~!"

:skiftalk_moreshocked: "That wasn't me agreeing to go along with this!"

:digitalsiphon_smile: "IT'S NOT REALLY HER, SILLY~ JUST AN APPROXIMATION BASED ON HOTMOM.DAT!"

:skiftalk_shocked: "I uh well um oh gosh"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "MISTRESS SIPHON CODED ME TO INTERPRET THAT AS WANTING SOMETHING BUT NOT ADMITTING IT!"

:skiftalk_neutral:"Ah, because of Ceri."

:digitalsiphon_happy: "NOT HER, SILLY~ BUT SHE'S ALSO CUTE WHEN SHE TRIES TO PRETEND SHE ISN'T LEWD!"

:skiftalk_happy: "Heehee, yeah it's pretty cute."

:digitalsiphon_happy: "TIME_TO_OBJECT IS NEARING ZERO! LAST CHANCE~"

:skiftalk_stressed: "I... well, she is the only female member of my species around here... for you to get data from... am i really going along with this???"

:saintduketalk_blushu: "I-I don't know about this, Mistress Digital Siphon, but if Sir Skif's okay with it..."

:digitalsiphon_smile: "INITIATING PROGRAM!"
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No. 950599 ID: 30b39a
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950599

Oh gods this is really happening.

Could I really do this? Convince my stern mother to loosen up a little? This would make good practice for doing it for real.

That's what I'm going to keep telling myself to justify what's about to happen.


Once my faux-mother finishes forming, she looks towards us with those same fierce eyes I've known all my life. Sir Duke swallows so hard I fear his throat might fall out.
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No. 950600 ID: 30b39a
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950600

:digital_adele_pleased: "Hi~! My, you two look adorable! I can't wait for our little date~~~~~"




:skiftalk_wat:

:saintduketalk_shocked_noanim:

:dsiphon_happycat:
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No. 950601 ID: 30b39a
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950601

"That's completely incorrect," I say.

Sir Duke nods. "Despite not knowing her personally, I feel I must concur!"

:digitalsiphon_happy: "OOPS~! TURNS OUT THE FILE IS INCOMPLETE!"


:digitalsiphon_smile: "I CAN FILL OUT HER PERSONALITY ATTRIBUTES BY TAKING DATA FROM OTHER ENTRIES IN MY DATABASE! JUST LET ME KNOW WHO TO PILE ADELE WITH~"


(Vote for up to three options. Ratio of votes will determine personality!)

Existing Data: Toughgirl: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Confidence: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Playfulness: 0 Lewdness: MISSING_DATA! DEFAULT: 0 Meta: 0 Kindness: 255 (UNDERFLOW_ERROR) Finalboss: 4 Awkwardness: 1


-A: Add some Daatra! (Confidence-, Toughgirl++)
-B: Add some Eezeryh! (Confidence++, Finalboss++, lewdness+)
-C: Add some Siphon! (Playfulness+, Lewdness++, Meta+)
-D: Add some Outissa! (Kindness++, Confidence-, Lewdness+)
-E: Add some Venji! (Confidence+++, Meta++, Finalboss+)
-F: Add some Kinasa! (Awkwardness++, Kindness+, Playfulness+)
-G: Add some Iiji! (Kindness--, Finalboss++++)
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No. 950603 ID: 0fae41

G/b. It wouldn't be true without some final boss.
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No. 950604 ID: 758ff3

G only, going with >>950603
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No. 950605 ID: 245169

C, C, C. Let's go all-out~
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No. 950607 ID: 80d19e

Let's try and get this to be the Lewdest mom we can.

B, C, and D
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No. 950608 ID: be1deb

>>950606
This
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No. 950609 ID: 6bf131

We have to add in all final boss points, get a sneak peek at it. G
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No. 950610 ID: 19fdd8

>>950601
Can we add some Gulketi too?
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No. 950611 ID: e2f5cc

All in on B for that good mix
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No. 950612 ID: b1b4f3

>>950601
Well we have to fix that underflow error first and foremost.

D, E, A.
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No. 950614 ID: 88a935

B O S S TIME G
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No. 950615 ID: 4bf7bf

>>950609
She definitely gives off that "final boss" feeling in real life. Therefore...
B,E,G for mercy.
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No. 950617 ID: bef60d

B, c, d.
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No. 950618 ID: dec1bb

Iiji and Kinasa.
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No. 950620 ID: e7848c

GEB is only correct course of action.

Gea also viable substitute
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No. 950621 ID: 1719b9

>>950606
We need an awkward final boss, so this!
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No. 950622 ID: 824a3f

Wait, the kindness is at wraparound level! It's the Ghandi nukes situation. Taking kindness away will barely achieve anything, and adding any will swing around to total cruelty! Or possibly just kindness 0 again, depending on where the numbers run out.

... And I'm not sure what can be done about any of that. Hmm.

Well some B I think is the most obvious choice to start with, then... D. Don't want to give her too much more finalboss, she has some to start with. I only hope the minumum kindness isn't in the negatives.
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No. 950623 ID: 0fb3be

G
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No. 950624 ID: 058c31

Primary G, secondary F
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No. 950634 ID: 2aa5f0

B, D, G

might as well throw some final boss in there but if we do so it would probably be wise to make sure her kindness isn't in the negatives.
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No. 950647 ID: cdabe3

B, C, G
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No. 950651 ID: 864e49

>>950601
I think to be more like your real mother we need:
A
B
F
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No. 950663 ID: eeb7d9

G,B and F. The most final boss you can have.
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No. 950690 ID: e51896

C D G
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No. 950709 ID: feecd8

>>950601
>Iiji
Isn't Iiji that one bug lady that had an ass that was so big, she needed to put it in a pocket dimension in order to fit in a building?

If we add Iiji to Adele, would that also make Adele's ass big enough to need it's own pocket dimension?

>>950651
I vote for this. Skif needs to make this fake as close to what his mom really is like so that he can practice talking her down from continuously being a bitch to Ceri.
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No. 950717 ID: 094652

rolled 4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 3, 2 = 21

Screw it, add all of the above according to the roll!
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No. 950721 ID: 8d4593

G
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No. 950883 ID: 465a14

E
E
E
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No. 950885 ID: 5fc3a0

E, E, E
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No. 950886 ID: 9c293c

Triple G
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No. 950888 ID: b299a5

No reason to not go all in on Iiji! G G G
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No. 950913 ID: 56076d

>>950601
B, E & F!
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No. 950920 ID: 470289

D
D
D
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No. 950926 ID: 88a935

>>950614
I should clarify wanting all 3 options to be G seeing this again. Make a super-boss instead of a final boss, they're harder and more chaotic! Also hopefully more funny than anything incestuous.
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