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933892 No. 933892 ID: f7fe08

Congratulations young lady, and welcome to the Cherub Safety scouts. A thrilling summer ripe with science, fun, and most importantly safety awaits you here in Cerebrum City.
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No. 947262 ID: 7517c3

I think maybe we called her a bad word and should apologize for it, unless it wasn't and she was just so happy she had to leave. Or both!
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No. 947263 ID: 3ed3c3

>>947216
"I'll be honest and tell you that I have no idea what that word means. I'm sorry if I offended you, and I'm sorry if I disturbed you before. In my defense, I hadn't slept at all, I wasn't thinking clearly, and I had just had one of the most upsetting and dangerous days of my life. I know you don't know me as we've only just met, but I'd like to be your friend, and It'd be just awful if we started on bad terms. May we please start again?"
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No. 947271 ID: 9876c4

>>947244
This is what I'm talkin' about.
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No. 947279 ID: acfea1

>>947263
Woah good one Bonnie
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No. 947627 ID: 977456

Compliment her hair.
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No. 947894 ID: 965b25
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947894

It’s that girl we called a-oh….oh yeah! We better apologize. Trying our hardest to control our tongue and not call her a whore again methodically we say “Hi! You’re uh... the girl I called... Oh yeah! Funny, I dunno even what that word me-“


“Shut up! You’re annoying!”
Molly barks cutting us off
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No. 947895 ID: 965b25
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947895

Trying her hardest to not fully explode, she continues “You’re Mean! You're RUDE! And I don’t like you! I don’t like your dumb mouse and! And! And…”


“…”

“SHUT UP!” She hisses before preparing to launch her second wave of insults.
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No. 947897 ID: acfea1

>>947895
We're in a room full of potentially sympathetic adults! Time to cry! Cry like a baby!
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No. 947898 ID: 3ed3c3

"I'm trying to apologize to you and explain myself while you're yelling at me and poking me, which hurts. Please stop."
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No. 947903 ID: 9876c4

Look, we feel horrrr-rible about the whole thing?

Let's just start over.
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No. 947904 ID: b1b4f3

Poke back.
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No. 947905 ID: 977456

"Did you eat fish last night?"
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No. 947906 ID: 18b0ae

>>947898
"Huh, ok."
Just go interact with another adult. Dealing with the consequences of our actions like a mature kid don't sound cool. Not at all.
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No. 947908 ID: b5fb67

>>947895

Ignore insults by collapsing onto the ground in exhaustion and passing out.
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No. 947911 ID: c9c450

>>947908
Exactly what the situation calls for
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No. 947969 ID: e51896

I wouldn't collapse asleep, because then we would miss the opportunity to talk to one more person (narration said we have time to talk to two people in the room. Of course, unless Molly counts as the second person, go ahead and collapse, lol)

>>947904 yes! innocently boop Molly's nose.
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No. 948188 ID: 0a7f21

Poke her nose. Not hard, she's crouched down and thus in range, index finger, right on the snout.
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No. 948190 ID: d5a6bc

>>947895
Rub noses with her
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No. 948191 ID: fd2d31

>>947895
pimpsmack that whore 'till she knows her place.
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No. 948462 ID: 0a7f21

Why can't we read HER thoughts?
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No. 948463 ID: 719d94

She may interrupt you, but just agree with her. I mean, she's right. Just in the past day or so you've done plenty of mean and rude things! And she's well within her rights to dislike you.

Listen to her patiently, and if she ever lets you get a word in, just agree with her. Nobody knows how to react if they're insulting you and you just calmly back them up on it.
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No. 948473 ID: ce39da

Combining some suggestions:
"Yup, correct! You'll probably like me a lot better when I'm awake. Boop!"
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No. 948525 ID: 094652

Begin to cry but realize you used up the last fumes of your stamina and fall unconscious.
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No. 948631 ID: 965b25
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948631

We…we gotta…her nose…

Boop!

As we slip into an early rest, we feel Molly’s arms catch us before we hit the ground. Some panicked gibberish can be heard but that doesn’t concern us, not now. Goodnight.
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No. 948633 ID: 965b25
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948633

I find myself awoken by the harsh lights of the overly sterilized medical room. A harsh knocking echoes in the back of my head much fainter than that dreadful night before.

I take a quick glance across the room to see if I’m alone.

“yep it’s just me” I sight to myself

We Rose now.
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No. 948635 ID: b1b4f3

>>948633
What's that in the duffel bag?
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No. 948636 ID: 9876c4

Attend to your vibrating blue dot.
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No. 948637 ID: af1a4b

Be suddenly overcome with an overwhelming sense of dread and impending doom for seemingly no reason.
Shrug it off and look at the flashing light.
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No. 948638 ID: e29ced

I'm not sure there *is* such a thing as "overly medicalized" when your entire organization looks like a mix of Girl Scouts and nurses.
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No. 948639 ID: 397e4a

Become once again grumpy after remembering y-you were called a whore by that kids mom.
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No. 948640 ID: 977456

>Search vase
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No. 948641 ID: 094652

>>948640
Throw vase.
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No. 948644 ID: 2ba9d1

Look for water or Tylenol, surely they would have left some out
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No. 948647 ID: e51896

>>948641
steal remains of broken vase in the bag so no one notices.

ok not really. Just open and check inside the bag. Be careful not to let the cat out of it.
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No. 949161 ID: 965b25
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949161

The feeling of dread, like something really really bad is about to happen creeps back onto me and the queasiness from earlier returns. And like that its gone again, leaving you with an uneasiness in your head and stomach.
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No. 949162 ID: 965b25
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949162

I take a quick second to recollect myself and try not to throw up again

That pot? Something about it piques my interest so I decide to take a look inside,hmm something squishy?! Something warm...It’s…Surprise!!! a rat
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No. 949163 ID: 965b25
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949163

EW EW EW oh my god EW. It touched me!!! what the hell! I thought I was rat free! How’d it get here! WHY IS IT HERE!?! And shoot ...the vase…
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No. 949164 ID: 965b25
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949164

To only make matters worse it sounds like someone heard me break that vase. A ferocious woman's roars can be heard from directly outside the door.

I gotta think fast...what am I gonna do about mickey fucking mouse over there! What about the vase!
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No. 949170 ID: 3ed3c3

The rat actually seems pretty tame, so you should be able to just move it out of the way and hide it. That or scare it off.
The shards can be hidden under the bed for now. You can figure out what to do about them later.
As for the "ferocious woman," I imagine it's your newest recruit's mother come to teach you a thing or two about proper childcare. With her fists. Good luck with sorting that out.
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No. 949171 ID: 094652

> Rat
I think she likes you! Stop panicking.

> Mother
Scratch that, you may panic now.

Okay, you need to distract her from her rage long enough to have a conversation... hm...

Got an idea; pretend you sleep in the nude and act embarrassed with the blanket.
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No. 949175 ID: 9876c4

Ratinadrawer
Ansferthedoor
sweepupthefloor
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No. 949176 ID: 0fae41

Hide it down your shirt. You couldn't possibly get more jittery right now.
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No. 949177 ID: 977456

Rats like burrows? Try opening your bag so it has somewhere to hide. "Out of sight, out of mind" and all that.
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No. 949179 ID: ed37dc

The rat in a pile of broken shards, the commotion behind the door... Is there gonna be a fire? Grab the rat, hide it in your bag, and check the blinking thing in there while you’re at it. Someone freaking out at the rat and being way too liberal about extermination, and whatever that mysterious blinking object is... those are the only two remotely viable causes of fire that we can see and affect at the moment. If both are tended to, and nobody is bursting through the door, pick up the bag and exit; if this fire(?) is going to start outside our range of control, the least we can do is not stay in a room with just one exit.
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No. 949209 ID: e51896

blame the rat for the broken vase.
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No. 949247 ID: 0bb011

>>949164
Negotiate with the rat to help you hide in exchange for helping us hide.
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No. 949248 ID: 0bb011

>>949247
>help us hide in exchange for helping us hide

Ugh...

>help us hide in exchange for us letting him live with us in safety as a pet.
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No. 949254 ID: d5a6bc

>>949164
Grab the rat and escape through the window
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No. 950140 ID: 965b25
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950140

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW.

That nasty ass rat is taken care of at least, hopefully it doesn't poop in my bag...
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No. 950141 ID: 965b25
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950141

I find the source of the blinking, seems like someone left us a message.

"It's probably that old lady calling to bitch at me some more..."

I think sweeping the remains of the pot under the bed.

The person at the door seems a bit impatient, their knocking, with quite some some force and agitation. It sounds like the door could collapse any second now.
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No. 950144 ID: 2a2f85

>>950141
Face your doom bravely, Rosey. We’ll remember you fondly.

Open the door.
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No. 950238 ID: e51896

>>950144
>Open the door.
Get on the floor.
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No. 950276 ID: ce39da

Sweep up the remains of the vase and throw them out before answering. Or if there's no time, simply stand close enough to the door that the person standing on the other side won't notice. Make sure to force your way out before they can force their way in.
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No. 950364 ID: 965b25
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950364

Well...It seems like there's little left to do other than open let whoever that is in….With my breath held I creak the door open only to have it violently swung open, soon after.

Oh...?
That’s not who...?
"it's about fucking time." the woman says under not so hushed breath.

“Atkins?” she asks more clearly, before rudely inviting herself in.
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No. 950366 ID: 965b25
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950366

“You’re Atkins right!? she asserts more aggressively
“Yes” I mumble in response, perplexed by the situation.

“Good...SAPPHIRE!! GET IN HERE!” She screeches like a banshee.

“Yes Ms. B!.Coming Ms. B” The behemoth of a woman cheerfully responds while making her way into the room. (She even throws us a cute little wave :) )
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No. 950368 ID: 965b25
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950368

“Take a seat” the woman orders gesturing to our bed, snapping her fingers then taking a seat on...her...?????


“I understand that you had an eventful night yesterday. A peculiar rodent filled night...You can call me Blanche, Atkins. I work on [/i]personnel management[i], for the director, and I have a few questions for you. This won’t take long if you cooperate.”

First question, what is your name...not rose...Not your working name… your legal name, your real name.”
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No. 950369 ID: 3ed3c3

>>950368
Best to be as honest as possible. Jut be aware that this could go badly if you let the wrong thing slip.
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No. 950370 ID: e51896

Your name is Connie
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No. 950371 ID: 977456

Esme
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No. 950373 ID: 9876c4

Siobhan.
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No. 950386 ID: 56076d

Connie Atkins
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No. 950409 ID: 821bea

>>950368
>>950364
...ratatouille...
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No. 950421 ID: 094652

Daffodil
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No. 950443 ID: 49e4d4

>>950368
Natalie.

It's not really a good name which is why we prefer Rose/Atkins.
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No. 950477 ID: 0a7f21

Vera. Her names is Vera Atkins.
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No. 950481 ID: 948998

Adelaide!
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No. 950490 ID: 965b25
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950490

"Esme?!" She blurts.

"Really your name is Esme!...Jesus Christ!" The woman rudely exclaims holding back her laughter.

"I'd Rather be called Rose too with a name like that...Anyways Esme...last night you were tasked , with picking up one of the um..Cherub scouts, and you were reportedly attacked by rats.."

"Did you happen to see anything Wrong with the rats? Did any of them make contact with you?"
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No. 950493 ID: 9876c4

One was big, multilegged, with its ear tagged. Clearly someone's pet project.

They seemed more like they wanted to eat us.
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No. 950496 ID: 2aa5f0

well for one they were a lot of them, not like just a bunch in on place but a swarm large enough to cover the walls, ceiling, and most of the floor. Then there were two others that really stood out. One was enormous, and I'm talking about the literal size of a bear in height with a long, legged tail that made it almost the size of a bus in length. their was also a smaller more normal sized rat but it's head was twice as large as a normal rats and it had three eyes.
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No. 950498 ID: b1b4f3

>>950490
Yeah there was a big one that seemed to be leading the rest.
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No. 950499 ID: 3ed3c3

>>950490
An outright alarming number of rats all gathering around a huge, fucked up looking one.
Other than that, nothing to report. The kid pulled some fancy move with her equipment and some sprinklers, but that's all that really happened.
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No. 950500 ID: 094652

"One of them was leading the other rats, but we shocked the swarm good.

No claw marks, but I did come into constant contact with the ground the rats... walked on." *shudder*
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No. 950503 ID: 56076d

Play (or be) dumb.

>Wrong?
Well yes, they're rats. Of course they look wrong.

(involuntary shudder, as if something was crawling up your back)

>Contact
And not... really? They're icky mickeys, if she gets your drift, so you did your level best not to touch them. Or talk to them, if that's what she meant by contact??? You don't believe you got bit or anything. In that regard, you actually came out of it better than your charge, who was scratched some.

Oh no! Were the rats carrying rabies? She should get checked up by medical! Oh wait. She is...
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No. 950512 ID: 0909be

>>950496 best be honest
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No. 950569 ID: 965b25
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950569

I give an honest summary of what happened last night, the disgusting horde, the weird big and brain rat, and -

"Wait, you saw a rat with a weird head you say?" The woman interrupts.

Dropping her lackadaisical facade the woman's expression shifts to a more stern gaze, revealing the true intentions of this conversation.

"Do you happen to know where that little brain rat might have gone?" she prys.
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No. 950570 ID: 094652

"It got into a hat. I'm not going near that thing, or the subway, until you deal with it."
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No. 950571 ID: 56076d

Last you saw it, it was... being taken care of. By someone, who you care not to name, for reasons.

(internal screaming intensifies)
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No. 950574 ID: 49e4d4

>>950569
"Not sure. I wasn't all there cognitively after the kid pulled the impromptu mass shock treatment. That was about the limit of what I could deal with that night."

Reminder that we had a deal with the kid and she wanted to keep the rat around.
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No. 950575 ID: 49e4d4

>>950571
Why would you implicate yourself in keeping a secret that she obviously wants to know? She's not going to be nice about it and will probably fire us.
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No. 950581 ID: b1b4f3

I dunno.
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No. 950584 ID: 9876c4

Let's make a deal that will keep bonnie from getting in trouble.
That said, we don't want this happening again.
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No. 950586 ID: 3ed3c3

>>950569
"I can honestly tell you that it is, in fact, in the possession of this organization, and that it is receiving the best care we can provide at this time."
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No. 950588 ID: ce39da

You need to commit to either >>950574 or just being honest; going halfway here will end in disaster.

In the meantime, where’s that smoke coming from?
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No. 950589 ID: 2202fb

>>950588
Very good question. She wasn't smoking.

--

I say throw the girl under the bus. You don't like rats anyway.
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No. 950616 ID: 9876c4

>>950589
She was. See her introduction and her atop her beast of burden.
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No. 950691 ID: e51896

>>950574

this
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No. 950720 ID: 3f5995

"fuck if i know my dude" your mistake led to this anyway, least you could do is make it up to the kid and let her keep her creepy pet
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No. 950727 ID: eb1fcc

>>950569
bros before hoes, esme

that kid saved your ass, don't rat her out for having a creepy pet rat
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No. 950827 ID: 965b25
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950827

Clumsily My words stammer out fumbling over one another, whatever cool facade we could keep is readily loss to our unease.

“I...I don’t know ...the...the...Bonnie…”
I desperately peep.
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No. 950828 ID: 965b25
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950828

The woman’s face contorts into a furious twisted version of its former self as she shoots over to me with frightening speeds.

“YOU DON’T KNOW?!" she practically screams in my face.
"DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING RETARDED?! I’VE BEEN DEALING WITH THE MESS YOU TWO LITTLE SHITS LEFT BEHIND FOR THE PAST 2 DAYS AND YOU THINK ITS CUTE TO HAVE ME WASTE MY TIME DEALING WITH A WANNABE RANGER AND SOME...”
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No. 950829 ID: 965b25
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950829

"...some little girl..." she ponders aloud distracted by the blinking thing on her waist.
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No. 950830 ID: 965b25
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950830

The woman hastily makes her way towards the door only stopping to confront her giantess cohort.

“Where are we going Miss B? Are we going on another trip?!”
The large girl asks gleefully

I’M. going to deal with a pest YOU are going to stay here with our friend Esme...try to clear up her memory a bit.”
She says placing something into Sapphire’s hand before exiting.

“Sure thing Miss. B! I'll do my best” sapphire cheerfully exclaims to a closed door
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No. 950831 ID: 965b25
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950831

"..."
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No. 950832 ID: 3ed3c3

OKAY OKAY before the rough stuff gets started just tell her that you were going for routine pickup for the girl when some weird shit started going down in the subway. You went to check it out when you got knocked out. The girl showed up, woke you up, then all the shit with the rats happened. The girl beat the rats, then took the big-brained with her as a pet. So it's probably still with the girl, and there's no reason fo any maiming or mauling.
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No. 950834 ID: e8c08d

>>950832
Let's wait for her to show her hand, before we spill ours.
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No. 950843 ID: 9876c4

Im sure she'll be nice. She seems nice.

But in case she isn't, the floor was recently filled with makeshift knives, and you would fit under the bed.
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No. 950846 ID: 094652

You need to find a way to convince her to stay in that corner and listen to whatever wire you feed her.

Talk about the rats, but try to keep the conversation away from the head rat.
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No. 950854 ID: b1b4f3

>>950831
They didn't buy your story. Best to confess.
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No. 950868 ID: e51896

smile back.
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No. 950873 ID: 2202fb

Kind of a reverse Mr. Bubbles sorta thing going on here.
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