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932320 No. 932320 ID: 5fc3a0

>"You want to leave the ship? Why?"
"Well, sir..."

How do I say this?

"Some of the stuff I had our guys get me, so I could fix the ship, it's, it's uh, it's wrong."
>"'Some'? You only put one thing on the shopping list."
"And... it's the wrong battery, sir."
>"You blaming our errand runners?"
"No. I mean... it was probably an honest mistake."
>"Don't be patronizing, Anashi."
"I didn't..."
>"Alright, we're all very busy. Can I trust you to be able to go out and get whatever battery you need on your own? You can't talk to anyone if you do, we've had some people lingering out there, asking too many questions."
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No. 954590 ID: 465a14

Fall into pieces and start babbling incoherently.
No. 954591 ID: b1b4f3

Is this even the same person? She looks taller, and more well-endowed, and her snout is too long. Maybe the tip they got was wrong and this is someone who just looks kindof like her?
Say hello. Is she Pond? Regardless, warn her that some people from your ship are probably going to come by to assault her... though she looks like she'd be able to take care of herself to be honest.
No. 954594 ID: 83bf07

She's in danger. Pond or not, this address is compromised. Your former crew is on it's way to exact revenge. Best she prepare or leave.
No. 954595 ID: 58fc63

This doesn’t look like the right person...
No. 954596 ID: ce39da

"Uh, hey, I'm from a ship in the harbor, and some people from that ship said they were coming to this room to get at someone named Pond? And- And even if Pond isn't staying here, I thought you ought to know those guys are coming because I kinda don't like working for them and- and... yeah."
No. 954598 ID: c2f1f6

Blurt out "you're not pond".
No. 954599 ID: 015bf2

Sounds about right.
No. 954604 ID: 864e49

Don't know why everyone was expecting her to be here.
>"Room 474, Rezi Plaza. I just got word she's still out, but we can get her on the way back."

Either you old crew where idiots or this person has a connection with Pond. Regardless we need to swear our aligence keep her safe.
No. 954611 ID: b1b4f3

Oh, I thought "on the way back" meant something else which on hindsight was pretty convoluted. So yeah, they're gonna ambush Pond outside the hotel or something. Which means we should probably get this lady to either help in the ensuing fight, or contact Pond to warn her.
No. 954613 ID: 721c60

Ask if you can talk to Pond.
No. 954687 ID: 3bf416

Well, whoever this is there's a hit squad coming her way. Which is even worse if she's a completely unrelated person.

Let her know she's in danger and ask if she's Pond.
No. 955252 ID: 15a025

Apologize and ask if you've got the wrong room?
No. 955258 ID: 422cea

Cluck like a chicken in fear.
No. 955273 ID: 1ed92d

Kiss her you fool.
No. 956071 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Y-you're not Pond."
>"And you're not Rumplefucks, wanna make something of it?"
"S-sorry, I was just looking for Pond and... thought it might be you?"
>"You'd better leave thinking to the scientists then. It doesn't sound like you're here to goad me into a fight, so I'm gonna shut the door now."
>"Or am I wrong?"
"N-no it's just -"
No. 956072 ID: 5fc3a0
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The door's closing!

>Kiss her
Not a solution to any problem I've ever had in my life!

"WAIT there is a fight!" The door stops. "S- I'm from the harbor and Pond's in trouble cause they wanna exact revenge on her!"
>"Wait a second, are you one of those assholes from dock E9?"

"I mean no."

"I mean I don't think I'm an asshole but I'm from the ship from - I quit so no I'm not with them but until 15 minutes ago I was!"
>"Oh, you. How in the fuck did you confuse me with that doofy ass face?"
>"Do you think duduks all look the same, cause we're on opposite ends of the spectrum! You are goading for a fight, aren't you?! Claws up and poofed out and everything!"

I kind got distracted by everything and forgot that my crewmates said Pond was out and that they'd get her on the way back, so Pond probably isn't here!
No. 956075 ID: 736b7e

You can still ask her where Pond is and tell her they think this hotel room is hers. Also maybe that you didn't think she looked like Pond, you just expected her to be here.
No. 956076 ID: 015bf2

Well, this person probably knows where they're at! Might even be able to call them so they don't get pegged!

You'll just have to convince her that you're terrified of her, and not being aggressive.

... sit down and cover your head with your claws while pleading pathetically that she listen to what you have to say?

"Pond pretended to be a crew member and talked to me, and it kind of freaked me out a little, so I asked my captain, and Pond wasn't a crew member, and now the crew's all angry she's been butting into their business, and I'm actually not that happy to have her become their target even if she lied to me, so I'm trying to get in contact with her and tell her they're trying to get the drop on her on her way back to this room and maybe, uh, just maybe does she know someone who needs an engineer for hire?"
No. 956077 ID: 695467

"they'recomingtogetpondandthiswastheonlythingithoughtof" Cower and ramble
No. 956109 ID: c2f1f6

I literally said you're not pond as soon as I saw you! I overheard someone say were going to ambush pond when they showed up at this address! aaaa why do i tryyyy
No. 956110 ID: b1b4f3

Make a more submissive pose somehow.
Tell her you could tell she wasn't Pond as soon as you saw her but this is Pond's room and you weren't expecting a roommate. Ask her to at least warn Pond, you don't want her to get hurt. You're here to help.
No. 956113 ID: e7c7d3

You're not racist! You correctly identified her as Not-Pond. But she's very scary! Floof feathers more!
No. 956116 ID: ce39da

"I overheard my former crewmates say this was where Pond was staying and I wanted to come to warn her I don't wanna fight I just get scared really easily please don't hurt me!"
No. 956126 ID: 8d23f0

say something about poofy being a arousal response, and that you were trying to help pound.
No. 956131 ID: 3bf416

You definitely don't think they all look the same! She's strong looking and muscular and tough and nobody could mistake her for anybody else.
No. 956174 ID: 1ed92d

Tell her that you fluff up when you're scared and you're just trying to help Pond.
No. 956397 ID: 15a025

Squeak out a sorry and mention this was just the room you heard she was staying in.
No. 956404 ID: dbd72b


Translation, because this is hard to read: Sorry I'm thrown off, you're obviously not Pond but I was lookin for her, I wanna help her, she was nice to me.
No. 966599 ID: 5fc3a0
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"But I recognized you as Not-Pond! I just wanted to warn her because the people at the docks got mad at her and might want to hurt her and said this is the place they said she was at so I wanted to warn her! Aaaand I don't know why I try when I might just get beat up for it by a far fluffier muscularer tougher looking person than Pond but it's all I thought of to do!"

I assume a different, less threatening pose. It might just be cowering.
No. 966600 ID: 5fc3a0
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This duduk gets on her phone and texts for a little bit. She doesn't drop eye contact once. She's not even blinking...?
No. 966601 ID: 5fc3a0
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No. 966602 ID: 5fc3a0
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She's... on my back.

Oh god this is a huge faux pas! Or at least I've heard from someplace that riding a kigavi is seen as scandalous for both parties!

>"We're gonna meet Pond. Start moving."
No. 966604 ID: 33056f

Run! Fly! Flap your arms like a bird to go faster!
No. 966605 ID: 465a14

furry Voltron

seek the others
No. 966606 ID: ce39da

"C-can you please just lead the way? Riding me like this is scandalous!"

Get moving in the meantime, however, so she can't accuse you of wasting time. Leave out the back, and try not to get seen by people. After the question of scandal is resolved, ask in which direction exactly you're supposed to be moving.
No. 966608 ID: 440bb8

Moving where?
No. 966609 ID: 1ed92d

Eh, you're already a social pariah even among Kigavi. Who cares? Run!
No. 966613 ID: fa2754

Congratulations. You can claim that you've been ridden hard by scaryly sexy duduk. Back to the elevator.
No. 966615 ID: b1b4f3

GO. Ask for directions once you're near the hotel exit.
No. 966637 ID: b34040

Make clear that she shouldn't be doing this, but don't push the point if she insists. Get moving!
No. 966639 ID: 5b0071

"If any other kigavi see us like this they're gonna think we're perverts and call the cops"
No. 966640 ID: dc9bc2

Yee haw.
No. 966694 ID: 89ae2b


Well, ask where you should go.
No. 966716 ID: dbd72b

Luckily this hit to your reputation will still leave it at zero.

Protest meekly while moving as indicated
No. 966756 ID: 365ffb

just... just go, man. it's ok to look extremely uncomfortable about it. People that see you should be very well aware that this is super not your jam.
No. 966847 ID: 15a025

Start running off and ask where?
No. 967131 ID: 015bf2

Well, at least people will notice you.

No. 969291 ID: 08e322

ask if she is "coming on you?"
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