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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
906 posts omitted. Last 100 shown. Expand all images
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No. 949477 ID: 1ed92d

>>949439
Just go handcuff him before he knifes himself again.
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No. 949496 ID: cdabe3

>>949471
Do this. Throw handcuffs at knife boy and see if you can hook one his penis horn or something.
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No. 949559 ID: 5b0071

>>949439
Tell him the cleanest way that knife's coming out is with antimagic.
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No. 949561 ID: 10c408

Get yourself between the cat and Mr "i'm going to shank myself with my own knives" so he doesn't get any terrible ideas.
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No. 949569 ID: a0dfd2

>>949439

Be a dear and get the car around so we can both take his dumb ass to Gay Baby Jail and also give it some first aid, since clearly he really is the nudist weeb we always thought he was.
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No. 949701 ID: 15a025

Did he really just spawn a knife right through his own hand?

Cuff him.
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No. 949746 ID: c2f1f6

Punch him in the head again, see if it sticks this time. Channel your frustration and anger! or just cuff him. If you're going to punch him in the head though, you'd better do that first otherwise you're abusing a prisoner which is frowned on.
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No. 950018 ID: eb1fcc

>>949746
>>949476
I don't think he's gonna be in any position to fight. Reduce the turgidity of your fists to fully flaccid and cuff the man, get him to a hospital (under guard) then book him.
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No. 950019 ID: b1b4f3

OH! Handcuff his feet specifically, that way he can't run off.
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No. 952725 ID: 5fc3a0
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952725

Vabrelius takes in a long breath.

>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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No. 952726 ID: 5fc3a0
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952726

>Cuff him
>Use his scarf to stop bleeding
>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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No. 952728 ID: 5fc3a0
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952728

I turn to the cat looking guy, who's already almost over a bend.

"Hey, you! We need a ride, did you drive here?"
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No. 952729 ID: 5fc3a0
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952729

>"No."
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No. 952730 ID: 5fc3a0
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952730

vroom
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No. 952732 ID: 5fc3a0
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952732

Unbelievable.

>"What the fuck hey cop take my handcuffs off so I can stop that car I need to go to the hospital right now!"
"No."
>"You're acting like the cat so that means yes right?!"
"No."
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No. 952733 ID: 5fc3a0
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952733

I have no idea how to deal with this situation, but thankfully, I don't have to. Gallsby finds us in the beaten up trans am.

>"Nope." Gallsby says.
"What?"
>"I don't want to know. I want to imagine."
"Fine, but you'll be wrong."
>"I don't want to be right."
"That explains more than you know, Gallsby. Okay keep this guy under control, I'm driving this guy to jail."
>"You mean the hospital!" Vabrelius yells.
"No, but I'll get you a doctor. You're barely bleeding."
>"We ready to go?" asks Gallsby. "Not forgetting anything are ya?"

The one good thing I've seen from Vabrelius is having a loud speaker system to play loud noises to drown out his loud screams and complaints the whole way back.
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No. 952734 ID: 015bf2

>>952733
Holy shit you did it you're a hero of justice now naptime.
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No. 952737 ID: b1b4f3

>>952733
>forgetting anything
Well there's Gallsby's empty gun that you threw back near that ditch.
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No. 952740 ID: 422cea

A handjob.
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No. 952745 ID: a0dfd2

>>952733
>>952734

Pants first, THEN naptime and sexing up Gallsby and crafting a clever ruse about how we totally subdued Horny Boy (that's his name now) with hot sex and a quick game of Smash in the gulch.

Because who's going to say otherwise?
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No. 952748 ID: 86eb65

Strap the criminal spread eagle on the hood for delivery to the jail.
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No. 952753 ID: 10c408

>>952748
Given that the trans am only has two seats, I'm pretty sure they already stuffed him in the trunk.
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No. 952754 ID: 15a025

Call our car buddy and let him know we've got our thief and thank them for the help.
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No. 952759 ID: 1ed92d

>>952733
Curl up in a ball from hyperexertion. Whimper whenever asked questions.
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No. 952760 ID: de612e

You need a drink of water.
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No. 952772 ID: 465a14

You need water. Also electrolytes. Then sleep. Blowjobs are probably not a viable source of electrolytes but I'm sure it can be an excuse anyway.
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No. 952784 ID: 26a3ca

>>952733
Tell Gallsby if he means clothing, in their current state your clothes are worth forgetting.
In fact, since the car too looks ripe for looting, you're better off cutting up the seat coverings (AFTER the driving) to make a loincloth from.

>>952737
The discarded gun may be more of an issue however.
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No. 952786 ID: 26a3ca

>>952729 >>952730
Maybe he uses a self-driving car?
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No. 952797 ID: a0dfd2

>>952786

maybe he IS the car
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No. 953575 ID: 5fc3a0
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953575

"My gun that I threw away. I'll get it later, myself."
>"You mean my -
"My gun. Now we have to figure out how to strap Horny Boy in the car so he doesn't try anything."
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No. 953577 ID: 5fc3a0
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953577

"I see you've put on your thinking face, Gallsby."
>"I'm thinking so hard right now. Speaking of hard, you look like you're in need of a blowjob!"
"I'm in need of sleep, Gallsby. Sleep, water, and electrolytes."

"Also blowjobs you are correct."
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No. 953578 ID: 5fc3a0
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953578

Whatever Gallsby's thinking, we don't do it. I handcuff Vabrelius' legs together after all.

RRRRIP
>"What are you - ?!" Vabrelius asks.
"I'm making a loincloth."
>"Out of my car?!"
"A transam upholstery loincloth, yes."
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No. 953579 ID: 5fc3a0
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953579

I give him one, too.

>"So I'm driving right?" asks Gallsby.
"No way in hell."
>"But we're on earth!"
"Doesn't feel much different to me, right now."
>"Frillsby you're tired and blueballed and everything!"

Shit, he has a point.

>"Let me drive!"
>"Let me drive my own car!" says Vabrelius.
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No. 953585 ID: 10c408

Honestly frillsby, do give gallsby some credit. He manage to drive the transam here and find your exhausted ass.

Let him drive, stick knife man in the trunk so he doesn't get to see his poor car scratched up even further and then nap in the passenger seat.
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No. 953599 ID: b1b4f3

Let Gallsby drive on the sole condition that he drives safely and comfortably. Stay under the speed limit.
The trunk miiiight work for where to keep the prisoner but there's probably an internal trunk release if this is a modern model at all. It'd be better for you to just cuff him to something in the car, or cuff him to you and activate the child safety locks so he can't unlock the doors and jump out.
Don't let the criminal drive, he's likely to try something like driving in the wrong direction or threatening to hit pedestrians.
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No. 953602 ID: 79c9ed

Let Gallsby drive.
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No. 953603 ID: 6ee1b4

Other advantage of letting Gallsby drive: It won't make you look like a lousy driver for being at the wheel of a beaten-up car.
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No. 953617 ID: a0dfd2

>>953579

The saddest face. Let him sit in the back.
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No. 953619 ID: 5b0071

>>953579
Clearly you can't take your eyes off of this guy for a moment. he might have a way to get out of the trunk, after all.

But at the same time you are very, very tired and driving probably isn't a good idea. Frillsby managed to drive here so maybe he'll be able to drive to the station?

In short, ride with Knifeyboy buckled to your lap.
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No. 953658 ID: 75ea94

Gallsby has been a good boy (out side of the gun mishap) let him drive.

the cry baby can sit in the trunk, where he belongs!
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No. 953679 ID: 86eb65

You drive and put the prisoner in Gallsby's lap.
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No. 953737 ID: 1ed92d

>>953579
Gallsby gets to drive, he's earned it. He's basically saved your life a bunch today.
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No. 953834 ID: 15a025

Gallsby can drive. He did get here after all.
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No. 954195 ID: 5fc3a0
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954195

I'm ready to give Gallsby a long list of reasons why he should never drive, but he's definitely ready to counter with 'I made it here' and that basically blows up all my arguments.

"Okay, Gallsby."
>"Hell yeah. Let's stuff this guy in the trunk and get out of here!"
"He'll probably escape. I'll just keep an eye on him in the back."
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No. 954196 ID: 5fc3a0
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954196

I get in and we drive off.
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No. 954197 ID: 5fc3a0
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954197

>"Are we there yet?"

... I fell asleep. Gallsby wakes me up asking if we're there yet.

>"Yes! Yes we are!" He answers his own question.
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No. 954198 ID: 5fc3a0
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954198

"What's going on?"
>"We're here!" says Gallsby.
"Vabrelius, at the risk of sounding like I care, are you okay?"
>"Your partner asked 'are we there yet' the whole way back. The only respite I have gotten were those few times he nearly fell off the road while staring at your boner."
"Gallsby. Don't do that."
>"I didn't fall off the road!"
"I mean don't stare at my dick! While driving! Or while I'm sleeping that's weird!"
>"I had to make sure it wasn't staying up for over four hours otherwise I'd have to take you to the doctor!"
"Gallsby we're taking Knifeman to the doctor and that's just the beginning of what's wrong with that sentence!"

I look outside and confirm we are at the doctor and that Gallsby didn't just drive down the freeway without any clue where he was going.

>"I think I'd be fine just dying now." says Vabrelius.
"Not on my watch."
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No. 954199 ID: 5fc3a0
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954199

Gallsby stays in the car while I knock on the door. The doctor answers.

>"Hello, Frillsby, Gallsby."
"Hello, doc."
>"I say this everytime and I will continue to say this everytime. If you must enter, walk to the waiting chairs, sit down, and do not touch anything that is not the floor or the chair in which you sit."
>"What about the magazines?" asks Gallsby.

The doctor looks at Gallsby's claws.

>"Do not touch the magazines. What is the problem?"

Vabrelius holds up his hand.

>"What do you think?! A knife went through my hand!"
>"It's covered by what I assumed was your sense of fashion."
>"There's blood visible!"
>"I never want to assume, but that's enough of that. I will need time to prepare treatment. Please come into in the waiting room."
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No. 954200 ID: 5fc3a0
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954200

It's a long wait, and the awkwardness is getting to us. Vabrelius is the first to crack, and talk just to break the silence.

>"So this guy heals with magic, right? What do you guys do when you, you know, get hurt?"
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No. 954201 ID: 86eb65

We just heal really fast? I mean With Gallsby's knife hands we have to have something.

Also there is normal medicine you know.
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No. 954202 ID: e2f5cc

Copious amounts of bandages and drugs.

Do not elaborate on if they are medicinal or not.
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No. 954204 ID: 5b0071

>>954200
"Most people try to hurt us with magic so it comes up a lot less often than you'd think."
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No. 954206 ID: 67478b

"Dude I can summon anti magic handcuffs out of thin air. Anti magic is just another magic power."

Start summoning more handcuffs and stacking them up on his arm as you chat.
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No. 954265 ID: b1b4f3

>>954200
Go to a non-magical doctor. Those still exist. (probably because magical doctors aren't super common or can't cure everything, and antimagic is about as common as other specific stuff like magical healing, and there must be other magic talents that can render magical healing ineffective)
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No. 954275 ID: bb78f2

>>954200
I'll be honest this is a pretty mild town with mild crimes, the violent stuff is always magic, more often than not we're sheriff's that settle simple disagreements, really we're diplomats. It's why we don't have a jail, or a police station.

But an asshole like you has to come to town and fuck it up. Why can't you just fuck an actual asshole like the rest of us good folk.
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No. 954278 ID: 014729

>>954275
This is everything that needs to be said. Do not engage with this guy more than you already have; he did try to kill you after all. Let him be uncomfortable.
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No. 954398 ID: 0e24f3

Lets give gallsby a back rug with our feet
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No. 954541 ID: 1ed92d

>>954200
Wait a really long time for it to grow back.
Or a short time. Or instantly.
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No. 954573 ID: 5fc3a0
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954573

"Bandages. Drugs. Doctor visits. Time."
>"Non-magic doctors exist?"
"This doc can do stuff that isn't magic too, you know."
>"Huh."
"We don't get hurt often, because not everyone tries to murder us."
>"That guy on the ground tried to murder me!"
"Naw the gun wasn't loaded."
>"How was I gonna know that? All I could see was the gun!"

Not like I think Vabrelius is right, but that does count for something. I still rub Gallsby's back with my feet. It's oddly cathartic.
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No. 954574 ID: 5fc3a0
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954574

The doctor comes back out.

>"Here, have this." he says, handing Vabrelius a small potted plant.
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No. 954575 ID: 5fc3a0
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954575

The doctor leaves.

>"... what the hell am I supposed to do this this?! Is this the magic?! It's not doing anything!"
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No. 954576 ID: e2f5cc

Oh, that's Hazel's Leaf. You either have to crush it down into powder and snort it or find some way to inject it.
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No. 954577 ID: 91ee5f

>>954200
>Frillsby is handcuffed to Vabrelius‘ right hand.

>>954574
>>954575
>Vabrelius’ right hand isn’t handcuffed and Frillsby is missing.
Uh, what just happened? Frillsby, where did you go?!
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No. 954579 ID: 86eb65

Put your wounded hand on it dummy.
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No. 954580 ID: e7c7d3

It's a plant idiot. You water it and stick it in sunshine and it grows. Helps liven a place up. Teaches some responsibility.
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No. 954583 ID: 9b588c

You have to put it on your head and focus your being on it.

No, I'm not making this up so you'll look like a dummy.
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No. 954608 ID: 015bf2

>>954577
>right hand
Th... that's his left hand holding the plant, though?

>Plant wot.
You know how some people say talking to plants make the plants grow better?

Talking to doc's plants makes you grow better.
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No. 954617 ID: a9af05

>>954575
"You might need to lick it."

>>954608
>Th...that's his left hand holding the plant, though?
That's because the artist came in and corrected things by flipping the pictures around.
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No. 954620 ID: bb78f2

>>954575
It's a suppository.

You have to shove the whole thing up there. Pot included.
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No. 954623 ID: 695467

Congratulations, you now have a plant. Make sure to take care of it.
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No. 954657 ID: 0e24f3

The pot is magic, break it and eat the shards.
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No. 954659 ID: b1b4f3

Wasn't that his injured hand? What if the doctor already healed it and him holding the pot is a prank to make him realize it's done?
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No. 954666 ID: 10c408

>>954659
Wrong hand. The one holding the plant isn't the one that he put a knife through, that one is currently handcuffed to frillsby's wrist.
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No. 954795 ID: 1ed92d

>>954575
Try rubbing a leaf on the injured bit?
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No. 954801 ID: dbd72b

You... might be cancelling whatever is supposed to happen with your handcuffs.

You probably want to be sure of that before you take them off, though
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No. 954856 ID: c2f1f6

Take your gift and be grateful you criminal
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No. 955246 ID: 15a025

Crush it in a powder and chug it down with some water.
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No. 956007 ID: 5fc3a0
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956007

"It's a plant, Vabrelius. You know how people say talking to plants makes it grow better? Talking to the doc's plants makes you grow better. I think it helps if you have it on your head too.

He puts it on his head.

>"Make me heal you stupid plant!"
"Or was this kind of plant the suppository..."
>"What!"
"Or was it the pot that was magic?"
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No. 956008 ID: 5fc3a0
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956008

>"Idiot, get the doctor back here so he can - "

He lifts his right arm.
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No. 956009 ID: 5fc3a0
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956009

>"... Take the damn handcuffs off!"

snrk

>Did you leave them on on purpose you ass?!"
"Nawww."
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956010

Gallsby manages to rotate himself around while still under my feet so that he is facing Vabrelius. That's about as prepared as he needs to be to tackle Vabrelius if an escape attempt is made. I release the handcuffs and the anti-magic they come with.

Vabrelius melts in his chair instead, now enjoying a life of not being in immense pain. I think the plants had soothing effects too so that helps.
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No. 956011 ID: 5fc3a0
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956011

>"Hey, Frillsby."
"Vabrelius."
>"I know we haven't all gotten along in the past, but... as your current prisoner right now, want me to do you a 'favor' and you do me a 'solid'? If you get my drift."
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No. 956012 ID: 5fc3a0
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956012

Gallsby lifts his head.

>"I love sexual favors and doing solids, don't leave me out!"
>"I didn't say sexual favors!" Vabrelius blurts out.
>"I'm just sayin' what I love!"
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No. 956014 ID: 465a14

Rub your dick on his horn.
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No. 956017 ID: 86eb65

What you want you horrible man you.
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No. 956019 ID: b1b4f3

Tell him that attempting to bribe an officer is a crime. Also you're not gonna do any sex stuff with him, that's immoral and also gives him a decent chance of escaping.

Remember this dude tried to kill you.
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No. 956021 ID: a9af05

>>956019
I agree with this.
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No. 956023 ID: 015bf2

The bond between soon-to-be-convict and cop compels you to ask what sort of definitely not sexual favor does our petty thief and major pain in the everything wants.
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No. 956024 ID: 5fc3a0

If you're gonna enjoy this knife-loving crime man's company, you're gonna need some protection.

Against knives, and stuff. If you can ensure that he's not gonna do a crime to you, he IS super hot.
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No. 956025 ID: e2f5cc

>>956019
Actually, yeah. It's pretty poor form to bang someone who tried to kill you a few hours ago.

Bone him once he's on probation or something.
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No. 956026 ID: 48ce40

It wouldn't be ethical to exchange intimate favors while you're high, man. So ask Gallsby.
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No. 956027 ID: 10c408

Tell him you are doing him a solid right now by not poking him every few seconds to disrupt the plant.

If he continues with his criminal ways also inform him the last time you capture someone, you cuffed their ankle to a doorknob and then played smash bros without them.
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No. 956028 ID: 10c408

Tell him you are doing him a solid right now by not poking him every few seconds to disrupt the plant.

If he continues with his criminal ways also inform him the last time you capture someone, you cuffed their ankle to a doorknob and then played smash bros without them.
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No. 956041 ID: 51fd91

While an exchange of sexual favors for sexual favors would be a perfectly honest trade, it would be disrespectful to do it here. Let's go back to the car first.
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No. 956064 ID: 91ee5f

>>956019
This.

We’re not bad cops that take bribes from criminals.
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No. 956074 ID: c2f1f6

wooow, bribing a cop? that's illegal, I'm gonna have to throw you in the back of my squad car.

...for trying to KILL ME.

Although I am curious, have you got some kind of magic that affects your size based on your pride? Or does taking hostages give you a semi?
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No. 956108 ID: e71e16

>>956064
>>956019
It's only a bribe if the favors are exchanged for something else that isn't supposed to be bought.
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No. 956114 ID: a0dfd2

>>956011

Oh, it was magic weed. He's 100% "I love you man" right now.
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No. 956269 ID: 91b841

Give that boy something solid
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No. 956396 ID: 15a025

Sure, when we get back to the station you can help by scrubbing the dishes.
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