That seedy pub's walls are a lot sturdier than you'd think. Wonder whether they expect a lot of WIDE WARTHOGSWARRIORS getting stuck on their way in.

>>1064115
You fool. Don't talk to him! Don't answer any questions, don't give out any information, and most importantly, move your tits out of the way. Just shove one of them down. Or up.

Tbh I was under the impression you made up half the stuff about the pottery shard to deal with the trauma of losing the gems, but if this trash treasure hunter is looking for it... There's no room for doubt, you're not going to let his grubby little hands have it.

>"And yet you came all this way just to see me."
Please... let this be a love triangle. Scrimbolt has a better chance of splunking your caverns than this guy.
... Ba-ka.

>>1064119
This. Heave-Ho Scrim!

>>1064123
Summary Shifting mass from the tits means Scrim under fatass while shifting from ass means titty slam

Tell him you are not undoing the penis-vanishing spell and if he doesn't piss off you are going to vanish his tail too.

That guy doesn't look like a dragon at all. Ignore the skink and demand to see the manager.

(1/4) Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)16:09 No. 1064210 ID: 89a7df
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>USE your magic to redistribute mass

You need Magic Tome to do a mass redistribution spell.

>You fool. Don't talk to him! Don't answer any questions, don't give out any information, and most importantly, move your tits out of the way. Just shove one of them down. Or up.

You're not falling for this guy's tricks any more. You're not telling him anything, you're not engaging with his sleazy innuendos. You squish your tits to stack them vertically and pop out of the door.

"HUGOY"

(2/4) Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)16:09 No. 1064211 ID: 89a7df
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>Tell him you are not undoing the penis-vanishing spell and if he doesn't piss off you are going to vanish his tail too.

It's not invisible, it's an innie. But vanishing it completely along with several of his other body parts sounds like a great idea.

"Scrimbalt! Get my book and staff! I'm going to curse this smarmy skink!"

"R-right away mistress..."

(3/4) Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)16:09 No. 1064212 ID: 89a7df
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"Uh oh..."

(4/4) Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)16:11 No. 1064214 ID: 89a7df
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"Tsk tsk tsk! Now ain't that a shame. Y'know this is a rough part of town. Can't turn your back for a second."

"I bet you're behind this you sticky-fingered snake."

"You wound me!"

"Not yet I haven't!"

"Woah, woah, settle down! You know, I've got a few contacts here in the criminal underworld. If I pull a few strings I bet I get all your stuff back."

"Wow that's really nice of him."

"And all I ask in return is your help on this little job I'm pulling."

No. Here's how it's going down. He's going to get your stuff back, and in return you WON'T curse him with enlarged genitalia.

Note to self, figure out how to shift mass on demand and not by a spell, boob mass redistribution should be something you should do on command, its in your name dammit!

Also, begrudgingly ask him what the job that you'll no doubt hate doing is, all whilst trying to come up with a good way to finally get revenge on him for the 5 or more other times he's gotten you. He may have pulled you over one this time, but it's about time you got some petty vengence on him! Somehow! Maybe! Please! You really want the W.

Throw Scrimbalt into his face until he gives you your stuff back.
Then wait 600 to 800 years for statutory rape laws to be written so you can arrest him for the blowjob thing.

Scrimbalt you oderous onanist, who told you to just leave those unwatched?! Rrgh, let's not panic yet, we better remember what magical options we have without the staff and tome.

I see one flaw in this plan of his, in order to do this job we need our supplies and staff. Point out that we can't really do this job without them.

>>1064220
this

also, don't forget to peel Scrimbalt off your ass

>>1064223

No no, we can forget that.

>>1064214
OH WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S NOT GIVING YOU A CHOICE WHAT AN OUT-OF-CHARACTER MOVE ON HIS PART
What horrible shit is he up to this time?

Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)19:07 No. 1064243 ID: 89a7df
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> Rrgh, let's not panic yet, we better remember what magical options we have without the staff and tome.

Without your staff and tome, you're limited to the magic contained in your Wish Gem.

All dragons are born with a Wish Gem that is the source of their magic powers. Dragons are born automatically knowing the spell Dragon Wish.

Your Wish Gem is a sunstone, so it gathers magic from sunlight. When your gem is fully charged it diverts excess magic to your magic reservoirs.

In addition to Dragon Wish dragons can store other spells in their gems. Most dragons can store three or four. An extraordinarily powerful dragon can store as many as fifteen.

You are of course the most amazing, most extraordinary dragon sorceress in the world so you can store a whopping Twenty-Nine spells! (See posted list)

There are Greater Dragons who can't cram as many spells into their head.

Of course, the side effect of keeping so many spells in your head is you get a bad case of the voices but you already know about them don't you.

In addition to your Wish Gem you have your various other magic gems (the looted wish gems of dead dragons).

Looted Wish gems can only cast the spells that were stored in them at the time the owner died. They cannot be used to cast Dragon Wish.

Right now all your gems are spent except your active shield spell good for deflecting a projectile or blade.

In addition to your magic spells, you are the keeper of the sacred Command Words: Cum and Lactate. Anyone who hears the words spoken aloud (including you) will instantly and involuntarily obey.

You also have natural Fire Breath and Dragon's Gaze which will mesmerize most non-dragons below a certain power level.

Wait, does this mean if you cast spells without any external foci or amplifiers, your boobs shrink? That's bad.

soooo... how do we increase our magic reservoir again?

Apples 2023/05/20(Sat)20:18 No. 1064250 ID: 89a7df
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>I see one flaw in this plan of his, in order to do this job we need our supplies and staff. Point out that we can't really do this job without them.

"Listen here, you odorous oviraptor! How do you expect me to help you pull a heist without my book and staff?"

"Oh, puh-lease! Don't tell me the greatest, most magnificently mammaried sorceress in the whole world is completely helpless without her magic book and stick!"

>>1064243
Alright then we could potentially get it back on our own. Dragon's Gaze should let us interrogate people until we find someone with connections that ISN'T this jackass. Or, you know, just threaten him into giving you the name of someone you can talk to. A trifle, barely any effort on his part.

If you were smart, you would've put some pottery in your bag, and thus be able to detect it. Were you smart?

What does Juice Caboose do? Clambake? Greater High Beams?

Use Intimidating Voice and make the clearest threat that you can: Your items WILL be returned, and the exchange for that will be you refraining from devouring this cretin and removing him from the mortal plane. If he would like your assistance on a job afterwards, he will surrender his room at the inn as tribute.

I suggest cast intimidating voice, then the following:

"The greatest, most magnificently mammaried sorceress in the whole world does not like it when her things are taken."

Then, since you already have him in a punch and he'll probably whine or say something stupid you get rEEEALLLL close and whisper in his cocky little ear "cum"

Just the quietest thing, and then do it repeatedly until he agrees to return your stuff, only then will you consider helping him out.

I'm suggesting you force him to cum too many times, or maybe this was his plan all along....

>>1064253
this!

1. Cast summon goose. Summon the annoying goose. 2. Let the foul fowl pester this worm to the point that he has to concede to our beatiful boobalicious glory. 3. ??? 4. Profit!

>>1064253
>>1064255
>use command word cum
You guys remember that the spell description: >>1064243 says it'll also affect us, right?

>>1064250
At this point, it's patiently obvious at this point why he's sending you in first: he's expecting you to mess up and use the ensuing chaos to abscond with the treasure (which may or may include the shard). He has to tell you where it is, at least. You should case the joint yourself though, 'cause you're better off assuming he'll tell you d*ck.

>>1064244
That's why less spellpower we use to accomplish this mission, the better. True power shows (off) restraint!

>>1064250
Oh he just got within arms reach of you, make sure he didn't steal anything. Like any of your gems, or the enchanted part of your bra.

If I understand this correctly, you can spell combo Detonate Mice + Blood Rain + Greater Spark Bolt on a horde of live rats to turn them into a cloud of dead blood which can be used as a conductive vector for spreading and amplifying your electric bolt.
Let's try it out on the local banditry.

>>1064257
only if we hear it and its cheaper then using magic .....hmmm do we basically kiss his ear holes with those words, or do we torture him by using power word lactate forcefeeding him milk until it hurts?
>>1064243
Clambake? is this literal or a vagina metaphor?

>>1064273
>only if we hear it
And you somehow think we're unable to hear ourselves whispering to the other guy?

Note to self, get earplugs for yourself, and Scrimbalt

>>1064259

...he just stole your bra, didn't he

>>1064275
well i dont know if i can whisper that low due to the fact i cant hear it myself, its a "does a falling tree make a sound if none is there to hear it" type of question but less nonsensical

Apples 2023/05/21(Sun)12:33 No. 1064290 ID: 20eb82
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>Use command word: "CUM."

>Whisper it.

Command words have a life of their own and can only be spoken in a particular way. Some can only be whispered, while others ring out at the top of the speaker's lungs.

It's not possible to whisper Command Word: CUM. It always comes out at the top of your voice no matter how quietly you try to say it and if Scrimbalt hears it in the position he's in you're pretty sure it will cause you to explode.

Besides that, Command Word: CUM doesn't just make anyone who hears it climax, it makes them climax for as long and as hard as their body can stand. If you speak it you and everyone in hearing distance will orgasm until your strength fails and you each pass out.

>If you were smart, you would've put some pottery in your bag, and thus be able to detect it. Were you smart?

Yeah you had the 1st Arkoth Pottery Shard in the backpack...

A risky gambit but one that will now pay dividends because you totally did it on purpose and you're not at all worried you may have just completely lost the shard.

>Alright then we could potentially get it back on our own. Dragon's Gaze should let us interrogate people until we find someone with connections that ISN'T this jackass. Or, you know, just threaten him into giving you the name of someone you can talk to. A trifle, barely any effort on his part.

"No dice, Longtail. As you said, I'm the most magnificently mammaried sorceress in the whole world. I can get my Magic Tome and staff back without your help. And when I do, I'm coming back and I'm going to oust you from that cheap motel of yours and take your room!"

"We're leaving. Come, Scrimbalt!"

"I'm actually t-trying my best not to, mistress..."

"That's too bad, 'cuz you see the rest of my crew is staying in a fancy mansion up on the hill..."

Sigh. Scrimbalt! You can come -- provided it is not on me or anything I value -- when we do not have urgent business! There is a time and place to worship my magnificence with your ejaculatory effluence, and that is not right now! What, do you need help getting out from back there or something??

>Yeah you had the 1st Arkoth Pottery Shard in the backpack...
Nice!

>"That's too bad, 'cuz you see the rest of my crew is staying in a fancy mansion up on the hill..."
And you will laugh as his party is chased with halberds and flintlocks once they realize he's conning the hotel. You don't have the resources to play along with his schemes.

Keep thinking up spell combos. Could you somehow mix Greater Blizzard with Deafen by converting thermal energy into uniform kinetic force, expelling the heat by micro-converting it into sound waves?

"Aren't you at least interested in what the job is?"

Why would I be interested in anything *you* have to offer, or say to me, in any way whatsoever? Nothing that comes out of your mouth gives me any form of useful information! You've burned your bridges with me. GOOD DAY!

Fiiiine, lets check what his job is, lol

>>1064294
"Which job would you care to elaborate on this time? The number of the schemes, gambits, and passing interests you have going on at any moment is not one I'm able to conceive of. If any action I could take will ultimately be at my expense to the benefit of any plan of yours, then the only matter to discuss is whether or not I do as I will."

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIIIIINE what’s the job

(1/4) Apples 2023/05/21(Sun)17:05 No. 1064306 ID: 20eb82
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>Fiiiine, lets check what his job is, lol

>UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FIIIIIIIIIINE what’s the job

You figure you should at least find out what he's planning so that you know where to stay away from.

"Why on earth would I be interested in whatever small time grift you've got cooking up, you larcenous lizard?"

"Oh but it's right up your alley. Nothing too fancy just, y'know..."

(2/4) Apples 2023/05/21(Sun)17:05 No. 1064307 ID: 20eb82
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"Kidnapping the princess is all..."

(3/4) Apples 2023/05/21(Sun)17:07 No. 1064310 ID: 20eb82
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Oh dear. The P-Word.

"P-p-p-p-puh-puh-pah-puh-puhpuh-puh-pah-pah-puh-princess? They ah... they have a princess here?"

"Oh yeah!"

Don't do it, RHBDS, you've been clean since chapter 3!

"Wh-wh-wh-why-whay-why do—would I care about kah-kah-kuh-kidnapping a p-rrrrincess?"

(4/4) Apples 2023/05/21(Sun)17:07 No. 1064311 ID: 20eb82
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"Oh but Boobsy, you haven't seen this princess. She's got the pointy hat and everything."

[*heavy breathing intensifies*]

"She-she's got a pointy hat?"

"Wit' the tassel hangin' down and all. And she's got one of those big butt dresses."

*gulp*

"The big butt dress?"

"Oh and get this: she sings to bluebirds."

"B-bluebirds?"

"Oh yeah."

One little kidnapping won't hurt, right?

Grab Cyrus, and burst through the entrance with ease (destroying the door and walls), and go straight to his room, dragging Cyrus with you on the way there. We have GOT to make plans to kidnap princess with him NOW

Okay, but let's cast Deafen on Cyrus and use him as an impromptu human(ish) shield the entire way!

Let's go, no time to explain, not even time to slow down, onward!

STAY STRONG!

You're clean! You ain't about this lifestyle anymore. Don't you remember getting a literal army sent after you because Princesses weren't filling the void, and you tried stealing a queen? You swore you'd stop, and you have! (Save a minor relapse near the start of chapter 3, but we all have our moments of weakness.)

What does this limp-dicked lizard want with something as precious as a princess anyways? He probably wouldn't even let you have any fun, it'd be all work and the only reward would be getting your things back. It's not worth breaking a streak like the one you're on. 3 threads clean!

Unless I hear the words 'regicide' or 'revolution', Imma have to ask you to rotate 90 degrees and go find your stolen stuff.
Also he's running a con with your name on it. Stay far away from this you...

*sigh*
You're going to do this, aren't you.
Well, in the event that we can't convince you to stay far away from this asinine attempt to piss off the government and hog all the blame, here's my suggestion: why don't you just give her to the local crime lord for free and watch as she's slowly defiled and licked all over by mobsters who can't help themselves?
No sale or direct profit means they can't trace the motive back to you, but based on past history and personal experience, criminals in power assume the worst of other people. That goes for both sides.
Crown cracks down on crime, you get to steal profits in the chaos, all the heat is on something other than dragons.

Don't do it! Resist! Resiiiiiiist!

bluebirrrrrrrdsssss

Deep calming breaths, deeeeeeeeeep calming breaths! You can resist! Remember all the bad things that happened every time you kidnapped a princess, think about math, non-erotic-math, and uhhh baseball, the taste of Cyrus's cum, anything to get your faculties together.

You don't *need* to kidnap a princess
You definitely *want* to
But the princess isn't a shard or anything, it's not like...
Oh no
Don't tell me
She has the shard or knows where it is and you have to kidnap her anyway

Ah well shucks, guess you have to kidnap a princess for your goal anyway.

Yup its totally for the pottery, and not for that insatiable dragon-like lust for capturing a princess (and maybe a lick-NO)

Look. You can't trust ANY details he has about this sort of thing. You can't trust that a Princess exists! Nor can you trust that there's a wealthy royal family, that they pay ransoms, that the supposed princess isn't someone they are trying to get rid of anyway, that they won't immediately send overwhelming force against you should you kidnap this alleged princess, or that the kidnapping wouldn't spark an immediate coup that ends up with the princess just being some girl stripped of all titles and now they run things with a council of wealthy plutarchs or something. You would have to do SO MUCH legwork of your own to verify any of the things that matter for a proper kidnapping scenario! And all that work is absolutely beneath you!

>>1064311
She might even be one of those "trapped-in-royalty" types who's yearning to go out and adventure. It'd hardly even be kidnapping at that point! She might even be into you~

hat tassssssssssssssssles

do it

Dislodge Scrimbalt before he accidentally impregnates the entire city (starting with you)

>>1064311
What if its a prince being protected by there family from conflict over the throne rich people are so hot by being rich imagine how much you can eat with mountains of gold.
>>1064311
Do we eat princesses its not cannibalism due to diffrent species?

>>1064310
You have to resist, remember that whole fiasco in Chapter 2 that swore you off of princesses to begin with!
Look, there was no way you could have known she was a demon in disguise, but the subsequent cult shenanigans derailed your entire quest.

Stay strong, just walk away and track down your stolen gear.

Remember your promise, sorceress! You may not remember to who right now, but the will to quit cold turkey is usually never forged alone!

>>1064339
If there's a risk of him going nuclear, wouldn't it make more sense to keep him there? To keep the impact cushioned.

>>1064311
But... TASSLES. BIG. BUTT. DRESS.

THE TEMPTATION.

>>1064290
Sounds like power word CUM is completely useless then? Unless you can give an ally powerful enough earplugs, or one of your allies is straight up deaf.

>>1064311
He's lying. There's no princess, he's just pushing your buttons to make you do what he wants. Leave! Get away from him!

>>1064344
Or your ally is not present and you need to buy time until help arrives. Or you're in a desperate situation and the possibility that you will regain consciousness before your enemy is your last hope.

>>1064343
STAY STRONG IMAGINE YOURSELF AS THE PRINCESS IN A DRESS THAT MAKES YOUR BIG BUTT LOOK EVEN LARGER, big pointy hat with tazzles on the end and tiara, those long white gloves that are like arm stockings hugging your soft bicep, a girdle squeezing your waist, big expensive bed with bed posts and a transparent drape only showing your silhouette as the prince goes into a kiss, MONEY treasures you can swim in, All those manly knights at your beck and call, feasts of mutton and fancy dainty miniature frofro cupcakes by scrench artisan bakers.

>>1064311
Don’t do it! He’s only talked about the princess’ clothing and not the actual princess! She could be really ugly and old! You don’t want to kidnap an ugly and old princess!

>>1064354
like that prince who took the throne when he was in his 70s

Only if I get to keep her when we're done.

>>1064354
>You don’t want to kidnap an ugly and old princess!
I agree! The last thing we need is a reputation for kidnapping ugly and old princesses!

>>1064369
>"graverobber" instead of a "craddlerobber"

(1/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064490 ID: 20eb82
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>STAY STRONG IMAGINE YOURSELF AS THE PRINCESS IN A DRESS THAT MAKES YOUR BIG BUTT LOOK EVEN LARGER, big pointy hat with tazzles on the end and tiara, those long white gloves that are like arm stockings hugging your soft bicep. . . .

You try to calm your urges by imagining yourself as a pretty pretty princess.

It doesn't work.

Cyrus puts his arm around your shoulder.

"Let's go meet the crew."

You pluck your feckless apprentice from between your greatly amplified asscheeks and the two of you follow Cyrus.

(2/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064491 ID: 20eb82
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"See, a real mansion just like I told you! Real opulent and imperial ain't it?"

"It's certainly venerable..."

"REMIND YOURSELF THAT OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Let's uh... let's go inside."

(3/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064492 ID: 20eb82
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"Alright, here we are! The best five-star accommodations in the kingdom. Oh and look, your book and stick are already here! I told you my guys work fast."

"When did you have time tell them to get my stuff back?"

"Boobsy, my crew and I... we work on a level where we don't even need words. That's how close we are. This is a well-oiled machine. Seriously this is a real top notch crew. The very best!"

"Uh huh..."

"Lemme introduce you around..."

(4/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064493 ID: 20eb82
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"Over here we've got Prince Limpy."

"Salutumpshumps, hohohoh."

"Limpy here is none other than the legendary Bloodline Hero himself!"

"Wow! *The* Bloodline Hero? Then that must mean—" *gasp* "That's the legendary Bloodline Sword!"

Scrimbalt hurriedly retrieves a deck of cards from his pants and shuffles through until he finds a card with a picture of a jewel-encrusted magical sword. He holds it up to compare it to the sword at Limpy's side.

"Ohmygosh! It is!" *squee* "That's Magical Item Number 264! in Poindexter's Deck of Magical Treasures!"

"Of course, I recognized it immediately! But why don't you tell us more so I know you've been studying."

(5/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064494 ID: 20eb82
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"The Bloodline Sword is one of the most powerful enchanted swords in history! He who bears the bloodline sword is supposed to be invincible in combat! But, only pure-blooded descendants of the original Bloodline Hero can wield it."


"You'd better believe it. Limpy's blood is the purest there is! When he draws that sword just stand back and watch him go. Nothing can touch him!"

"Hyahhs, weh arh deshendhed fhrom ah longh hand nohbhuhl lhineh."

"Just uh... you know... keep him away from scissors. Or paper. Or loose nails. Pretty much anything that could break his skin. If he gets a scratch you gotta be ready with first aid like, pronto."

"Dat's what I'm here for!"

(6/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064495 ID: 20eb82
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"This little firecracker is Plum. Plum is a cleric of uh..."

"Nehebkau! Serpent of Chaos! Her coils encircle the world!"

"A goblin? I can't believe you're working with one of those dirty little treasure thieves!"

"Hey fuck you, ya overgrown lizard!"

"Woah woah! We're all friends here! Plum is a real top notch healer."

"I'm also the cook."

"Maybe I'll be losing all this excess weight sooner than I thought..."

"You better hope so, fatass!"

(7/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064496 ID: 20eb82
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"And, of course, you already know my boys."

Ah yes. Cyrus's trio of awful adult sons. Those three terrors are probably the ones who stole your bag and staff.

Scrimbalt cowers behind your prominent posterior. He and the boys don't get along...

"That's Peeky up there in the rafters. Best lookout you'll ever find. He can climb anything!"

"I can see down your shirt, hee hee hee!"

"What a card, eh?"

(8/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064497 ID: 20eb82
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"And over there in the corner that's Pokey, the..."

"..."

"Pokey! Pokey! What the fuck are you doing? The fuck is wrong with you? Right where everyone can see you!"

>:)

"You're disgusting, you know that?"

>:D

"Just ignore him. Wunnah these days he's gonna tug that thing right off. AND THEN I'M GONNA LAUGH! Anyway he's been weird since his mom left, but he's a whiz with a knife in his hand. Need someone stabbed quick and quiet, Pokey's your guy."

(9/9) Apples 2023/05/24(Wed)16:16 No. 1064498 ID: 20eb82
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"And finally there's Picky. World champion pickpocket. Never gets caught."

"What happened to his tail?"

"Oh yeah well, his tail got caught a few days ago and he had to pop it off to get away. It'll grow back in a few weeks."

"Keep your paws out of my stuff you little gremlin!"

"If any of your stuff is missin' just turn him upside down and shake him."

"Anyway, that's the crew. Crew, I'd like you to meet Boobsy!"

"Don't call me that. I am the Ridiculously Huge Boobs Dr—"

THE CREW: "HI, BOOBSY!"

"Wonderful..."

"Boobsy here is gonna be our new mage for this job."

"Did you tell her what happened to our old mage?"

"Shut up, Plum!"

"She's just kiddin' around. It was all very sad. There was a little minor accident and—"

"His head got exploded when he tried to—"

"Shut up!"

"Anyway, he wasn't anywhere near your level, so you got nuttin' to worry about!"

"Hrmm..."

You are of course in no danger since there is no way an esteemed sorceress like you would ever try to—

You may have once tried to— but you were smart enough not to— and there were no negative consequences whatsover, even though you had to— in order to—

Get book and stick and tell Scrimbalt to stay close behind you. He is the only one of this lot with any hope of being useful to your quest to gain a sumptuous princess beast, who sings, with the bluebirds.

>"His head got exploded when he tried to—"
To what, exactly? You want to know to laugh at the poor fool, and not because you'll do the exact opposite to him.

Unless it involved touching the princess. Pray to the nearest convenient god it didn't involve touching the princess.

>>1064498
"So, is there an actual plan, Cyrus, or are you planning to use us as fodder to take the princess for yourself? It wouldn't be the first time you gathered allies just to abandon them when it was convenient."

>>1064493
I think you should have responded with "who are you and why should I care about a prince with no kingdom". Ah well.
>Prince
...Okay, this plan went from "absolutely asinine unauthorized anarchy" to "royal spat". Which is still doomed and stupid, but at least they have a valid reason for trying - crownless king wants a kingdom and getting married to the local princess would do it. All they need is to plop one heir and then she can be 'dramatically' kidnapped and murdered by bandits due to 'incompetence'.
Question: Is Limpy simply from a eugenics-designed offshoot of the current mixed-breed governing royals, or were they really stupid enough to keep a single lineage? If it's the latter, then we don't need the details of how his family lost the throne. I feel sorry for his sister(s), they're probably even worse off since they don't get a Legendary-class item to ease the stress of being fated to pork their brother and then die in childbirth.
I see Cyrus' strategy revolves around buffing and protecting this hyper-specialist; his genetic code is severely damaged but the sword should do the trick in combat. That means your job is to neutralize traps and counterspell other fighters. Limpy's weapon should protect him when it's powered in combat mode.

"Okay. I was going to list the many consequences of picking a fight with the illusion of divine rights, but if you're working with a prince then I can see that you've replaced that list with a smaller, more disgusting list. And I can't just say no to a prince... fine. I'm in.

Here's the deal: I get first pick of magical artifacts and information. If you screw me over, I take your cleric. I'm not stupid enough to kill Prince Limpy, especially since he's necessary for the sword. But I can force you to go through an excruciating process (likely resulting in your arrest) to keep Limpy alive. I want her to stay by my side at all times. If you bail on her to screw us out of our shares of the take, her contract with you defaults to me."

>>1064498
>"If any of your stuff is missin' just turn him upside down and shake him."
Better do that right now! Just because they returned your bag and staff, that doesn't mean everything is still inside your bag! He could even have the 1st Arkoth Pottery Shard! You better make sure you get that back!

Well, if they actually ARE the ones who stole our bag and staff, shake it out of them!

Except Pokey, stay far away from that guy.

"When he tried to what?"

Anyway, it's too late to get away now. They've already been introduced, which means they're major supporting characters and you'll have to join up for at least one chapter so the author gets some use out of them.

Do pick up Picky and give him a big shake. Then collect all your belongings, checking that everything is still there.

>>1064498
clearly step one is to shakedown Picky.

Shake down Picky who most certainly did not just pilfer all of your high level suggestive artifacts of pleasuring that you didn't want anyone to know you had.

>>1064507
Step one, grab and flip upside down, I bet he put your massive oversized spellbooks in his pockets, somehow.

Step 2, ask about the shard cause he brought it up once and then blackmailed you, so you might as well see if there's even something you can get out of this heist you're wrangled into.

Ya know what? Life's too short to deal with these kind of "people."
They want to kidnap la crème de la crème, they'll get the crème, alright.

Aim Scrimbalt towards them all.
Activate power word cum.

Make a strong first impression. Now is the time for 21: Greater Highbeams.

>>1064530

No that will just fuck her over too.

Now that you have your stuff back (shake the pickpocket to make sure there isn't more he took), you can leave and never interact with these people again!

>>1064497
Probably was a disapointment to his own mother if not the fact all 3 are not dragons or that she could not change there ways "you ended up just like your father">>1064508 he is probably just doing it for attention and pleasure not to feel sad

It's true, that poor kid is clearly trying to get response out of his neglectful father.

I vote to band together and convince Cyrus to give his son a hug.
Yes,right here.
No, you can get a shower after.

The cycle must stop now. We have to be a positive role model to these children. Or, alternatively, use Lesser Gift to give the Lesser Gift of Good Parenting to a Summoned Goose and make it be a good role model and get those creeps as out of your hair and your tits as much as possible.

>>1064555
"Are you a little disapintment for Mommy" but sensually tits literally blocking the light along with a ass so wide and thighs so fat he is thrown into total darkness free to pick any of the 3
 "I can see down your shirt, hee hee hee!"
Funny thing is.... anyone can at any angle due to there sheer size not sure it can be called a shirt