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>The first thing you should do is ask how he knows your name?
Belle: “You know, Bernard, I never gave you my name…” you tell him with a smirk, “Am I really the talk of the town already or do you have some magical knickknack that foresaw my arrival?”
Bernard: “Why, of course mon ami, what kind of curio shop would I be without a working crystal ball? I simply gazed upon it and witnessed your arrivée séduisant to our little town. I even saw what you will eat for breakfast tomorrow morning.”
Belle: “All that from a little ball, huh?”
Bernard: “Of course I simply jest, ma petite fleur, as I sadly have no such crystal ball. Rumors spread fast in a town like this, non, so of course the word of a fox and rabbit moving into the old mansion is something that will be heard. In fact, I do not believe we have another fox living here, renard ruse, let alone one that is married to a prey. This town was founded by prey, after all, so there still aren’t many predators around.”
Belle: “Ah, so that explains why you recognize me…”
Bernard: “Oh, and I might be a good friend with Mr. Daniel Brerewood, who has gossiped all about you two.”
Belle: “You know Daniel? I tried to meet him earlier, but he wasn’t in his office... well, someone was in his office, but whoever it was didn’t want to let me in.
Bernard: “Why, that is strange indeed, chérie, as he should be in his office right now… and I never heard of him refusing a customer. In fact, now that I think about it, I do not believe I’ve seen the man for a few days as well… étrange.”
>A red star on that item in the case? Okay you have to ask about that.
Bernard: “A red star you say?” Bernard looks a bit confused as he looks down, before his smiles widens, “Ah, no, it is simply the light playing tricks with you, Madame, as this Tarot card clearly depicts a yellow star.” The catfish lifts the card out of the display case, showing that is indeed a yellow star on it, “Which is good, as a red star would be a mauvias presage… an ill omen, as they say.” he points towards the rest of the deck before continuing, “Now this Tarot deck is one of a kind, rumored to have been own by a warlock from the old country and was used to contact vile creatures beyond the veil. Quite the find, yes?”
Belle: “You know about the red star?”
Bernard: “Oh, I’ve heard myths and stories, that’s all.” He glances up towards the roof, clearly thinking, “Some believe the red star people have seen is nothing but a comet, circling our dear little terre bleue. Of course, as most things, its passing was thought to bring maliciousness with it.”
Belle: “Huh… and when does this comet pass?”
Bernard: “Ah, that is the question, isn’t it? For you see, this comet doesn’t exist, at least according to the academics. They have searched and searched but never found it, no matter how hard they look. No, very few people have ever seen it… even less who are still alive. Why, the only one I know is the old librarian, down at the town hall.”
Belle: “Really? Why, thank you for that information, Mr Bernard.”
Bernard: “Do not mention it, bel oiseau.”
>Ask about the other items on display too.
Bernard: “Now this amulet here has an interesting story.” he puts back the deck and move his attention to the necklace, “Once owned by an evil most foul, its purpose was inverted from a tool of suffering into a ward of protection. With the blessing of a priest, it was given to a descendant of said evil, to protect them from its corrupting influence…” he stops and takes a moment to look out the window, a sadness suddenly washing over him, “But the descendant grew proud, questioning his need for it… before giving it away, ensuring his own doom. That pauvre imbécile…” taking a deep breath, the catfish continues his story, “All that is left now is this amulet, which warding powers have been long gone…"
Belle: “It is a strange looking amulet…”
Bernard: “Now, for our next item!” Bernard perks up again as he moves on, “This, Ms.Knott, is one half of a demon egg, once containing a malevolent spirit who now ravages the land!” he gestures widely with his arms, trying to depict said spirit, “Only once both parts of said egg are reunited will this nefarious force be stopped!”
Belle: “That’s clearly just a geode.”
Bernard: “Some may call it that, yes…” the catfish says with a smirk, “But who can say that something foul wasn’t born within it, which was release by the greed of those who coveted the eggs beautiful innards, hmm?”
Belle: “does all your tales contain heinous nefarious things?”
Bernard: “What can I say, tales of evil sells.”
>Ooo how much for a tarot reading?
Bernard: “For you, Madam, I’ll do it for free. Simply give me a moment to shuffle the deck…”
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